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Joined 03-29-08, id: 1538088, Profile Updated: 12-15-11
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Naruto.

BEST PAIRINGS:

InuYasha: Kik/Inu San/Mir Sess/Inu Mir/sess/Inu Kagome/NOBODY Jak/Ban

Naruto: Sas/Naru Sas/Ino Hin/Naru Ita/Sas Dei/Sasori Kaka/Ruka Orchi/Sas Gaa/Naru Shika/Tem Kabuto/NOBODY Sakura/NOBODY Jarai/Tsu

Bleach: Ura/Yoro Ury/Ichi Chad/Ichi Ru/ichi Ichi/Hime Toshi/Ichi Ichi/Tasu

Death note: Light/Misa

Avatar: Kataang, Zuaang, Tokka, Mailee

ICarly: Seddie

Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed Al/Ed Riza/Roy

Blood: Saya/Haji


Favorite Quote that's not mine:

"Music is the Voice that tells us that the human race is greater than it knows" Napolean Bonaparte


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Realization by sheechiibii reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are a couple and have been for over a year. Everything seems wonderful. But behind the smiles and happy atmosphere, there is one small problem and that is the revival of the Uchiha clan; Sasuke’s second goal. Sasunaru, M-preg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,933 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Back To SchoolFML by ActionBitch reviews
Sequel. Naraku is back and ready to be that teacher that everyone loves...not really. He's his usual grumpy, lazy self with his two former students causing more mischief than normal. He decides to have a normal year, but he meets another, quieter student.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 153,271 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naraku - Complete
Blood Soulmates by KataangGirl14 reviews
Katara is just a troubled girl. After her mother died she started failing in school and not caring about anything anymore. Soon she's just looked at as the goth screw up. But what happens when Katara meets her perfect vampire soulmate.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,596 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Aang, Katara
Teacher of the Year by ActionBitch reviews
Naraku just started his job as a high school teacher and he is about to find out that he gets no respect. His boss is a jerk, his students are horrible and his twin sister is a thief, but he soon befriends a student who shows him the proper ropes.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,283 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Naraku - Complete
Epic Friends by ActionBitch reviews
Modern times. Sesshomaru and Lisa buy a condo and live together for a while. During their time together, Lisa holds random gatherings with friends while Sesshomaru does what he does best, studies. Not a romance just random. Rated T for language
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,561 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Naruto a clan leader? by bomber68 reviews
Naruto will be a clan leader when he is told about his dad and mom Naru/Hina, Neji/Ten and others I’m sure
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,702 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Undried tears by LuvHarryP reviews
Severus Snape learns that Harry Potter is really his son. But how will the potions master handle a child especially when he finds his five year old son badly abused. Can Severus and Harry heal each others ounds.child/sexual abuse au/ooc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,040 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Father, A Son, and the Holy Devil Child by ActionBitch reviews
2 men babysit a 12 yr old child? Genius. Sesshomaru and Inutaisho find out what "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." means the hard way. Flames will shoot, and not the stupid romance ones either. Set back in feudal times.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sesshomaru, Inutaisho - Complete
Naruto, Demon Master by Abandoned Account - Leave reviews
When Naruto is badly beaten, a stranger comes to help, he trains him to get stronger and defend himself. sakura bashing for the first few chapters, NaruHarem. - Abandoned, this fic is terrible, read at your own risk.-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,409 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
My Dream by xXxKDHxXx reviews
Inuyasha has a dream...about Kagome. InuKag Super sour Lemon!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Ghost Of You by XTheGovernmentKillsVickiX reviews
ShuichiYuki He goes through life pretending to be happy , At home he's abused and cheated on by Yuki, by morning all he can do is cut to escape, Can anyone help Shuichi from Drowning in his pain? completed
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,134 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
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This Christmas reviews
Edward invites Bella to his chaotic family gathering at Christmas. Between his neurotic mother, pessimistic grandparents, his stoner sister and a Emmett how will he survive, but just maybe something good will come out of This Christmas. ExB, AH, One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Our Way: The Road to Success reviews
AU,OCs. Camp Suicide is trying to make it big, but with Naruto and Sasuke arguing, Nyx abusing everything Sakura being scared to come out, Sai being suicidal and Kakashi trying to help will they even get to their first concert? Written w/ Ohyehdudeyurcool
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Family Life reviews
AU, A look inside what could have been if Minato and Kushina would have survived the resealing of the Kyuubi. Their reaction to the ups and downs of family life and how they handle it. Read and Review for more chapters!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Father's Love reviews
AU Minato is at his wits-end, 15 year old Naruto just refused to listen no matter what. He goes to his last resort and even though it'll benefit Naruto in the long run he just can't let go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Interns on Vacation! reviews
Medical interns Bella, Jacob, Edward, and Ilsa travel to Chicago to spend the 4th of July with their families. Join them as they travel from Seattle to Chicago. All human. Bella/Edward, Jacob/OC. I suck at summaries. Rated M for potty mouth!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
How To Save A Life reviews
Edward made a mistake. Bella avoids it and pretends everything's normal. Edward denies it happened. Bella starts to forget and get better. Edward makes the mistake again. Can Bella forget this time? Who will learn how to save a life? EdwardXBella A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella