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Joined 03-29-08, id: 1538194, Profile Updated: 10-19-11
Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

Whee! A nice blank page! So I just have to fill it, right?

Here's the life story.


Name: Lise

Age: 15

Race: Human

Class: Science Fiction Author

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Skills: Organise, Ruthless Editing, Scientific Brain, Love Of Flowers, Painfully Tidy Room, Rollerblade And Swing, Read And Listen, Ignore And Absorb.

Curses: -1 to Distraction checks (-2 when books are involved)

Feats: Grammar Nazi Attack, Shakespeare Assault, Imaginary Spaceship Barrage

Legacy Items: Laptop (+1 to all Writing checks) Life Career Plan (+2 to all Determination checks ex. Distraction) Oboe (+2 to all Musical Checks) A Complete Set Of Isaac Asimov's Robots Series (+5 to Awesomeness)

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Stolen Hope by Twitcher reviews
Hope is a powerful emotion and in some corners of the galaxy, hope is a delicacy. Where has the alien from the crash site gone and just what does Ianto and a Jubilee Pizza delivery girl have to do with all this? Jack/Ianto, slight Owen/Tosh
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,465 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
War Games by Nancy Brown reviews
Jack takes the team on a cross-training exercise with UNIT. This goes as well as one would expect. Part of my fake third season.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Exhibit by Mirrankei reviews
Owen, Tosh, and Ianto find themselves kidnapped to the future. Stuck in space 2000 years in the future, they become part of an Earth exhibit in the station museum. But the portal that brought them is broken, and a visiting Time Lord smells a trap...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Owen H., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
If Wishes Were Horses by Mirrankei reviews
A little girl makes a friend, who can create everything she's ever wanted. She wants cartoons. The rest of Cardiff isn't very happy about this. Torchwood to the rescue! ...if they can just figure out how to work around their unfortunate transformation...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Study in Charcoal by Nancy Brown reviews
"Let me take you to bed."
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Measure of Our Sorrows by Nancy Brown reviews
You can't save someone who doesn't want to be saved.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Nihonbashi by Casey V reviews
If he had to choose between calligraphy and prints, between the aesthetic and the risque, between the real world and the floating, Sora knows which he would pick. Unfortunately, the choice isn't his to make. Riku/Sora, Historical AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,587 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Brief December by Nancy Brown reviews
Three stories for a winter night, or, Torchwood in the dark of the year. Part of my fake third season.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Promotion by Nancy Brown reviews
Torchwood Glasgow needs a new director. Torchwood Cardiff has a surplus of staff. This would be much easier if Jack weren't sleeping with the most qualified person to go. Part of my fake third season.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Prince of the Desert, Prince of the Jungle by Twitcher reviews
Being betrothed isn't easy when you have no idea who your future spouse will be. Inbetween divine powers, elements and the possibility of a war it's hard to get to know them as well. AxelxRoxas no likeie no readie. AU set in ancient Egypt
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,194 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Axel, Roxas
The Faintest Restless Rustling Ran All Through by Nancy Brown reviews
The haunting of the Hub. Part of my fake third season.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Therapy by kellegirl reviews
Axel's a pyro and gets a court order to go to therapy. And who might his doctor be? Why Roxas of course! Yaoi, double lemon, Akuroku main, side pairings RikuSora, Zemyx, SephirothCloud. ADOPTED by StrangeSisters
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,076 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel
The War at Home by Nancy Brown reviews
Jack and Ianto are having a spat. Gwen is going to kill them both.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Sink It In by the.israel.project107 reviews
A year after returning from overseas, Axel moves cross-country with Demyx to stay with his ex, Roxas. Any hovering chance that they might get back together, however, is dismissed with the appearance of a certain alluring redhead on the scene... AkuNo
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,066 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Axel
To Do List by Nancy Brown reviews
To Do: 1. n. time management list for organisational purposes. 2. n. a commotion, fuss, or quarrel.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Perfect Match by Beutelmaus reviews
His life had always been perfect, or at least so Roxas had liked to think. But overcoming his own fears for someone else isn’t as easy as it seems. AkuRoku main, Soriku and Zemyx side pairings, mentioning of Cleon. Boylove. You have been warned.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 275,190 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Naivety by Casey V reviews
If they were normal humans, Roxas figures, they would know what these things were and what to call them. They aren't, and they don't, but they can probably be content with not knowing, anyway. --Axel/Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,237 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Made Over by Twitcher reviews
Not much is going for Roxas right now. He's a complete mess. And he has a crush on a popular redhead. Can Namine pull a complete transformation?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,757 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Breaking the Addiction by Twitcher reviews
Axel knew becoming addicted to something was bad. He never knew being addicted to someone was even worse. AkuRoku, challenge from Seka-chan.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Perfection by Yoru no Kuronue reviews
Xemnas thinks Zexion is perfect. He decides to take what he wants, whether his Cloaked Schemer likes it or not. And he'll use any means at his disposal to do it, including Zexion's once nonexistent heart. rape, blackmail, yaoi out the wazoo
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Master Will Burn by ff-kh-luvrgrl reviews
What happens to characters such as Axel, Roxas, leon and Seifer when Cloud gives in to Sephiroth? Akuroku, eventual lemons, rape, OOC, etc.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,170 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Axel, Roxas
Master Will Burn: The Parody by ff-kh-luvrgrl reviews
based on Master Will Burn, but no rape, just comedy
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007
Those Who Lie by the.israel.project107 reviews
Based on Nijuuni's picture on dA. In gangland Vegas, a man is on his knees with a gun inside his mouth, someone else's finger on the trigger, accused of lies. The big question is: what was he lying about? AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Every Bit Of Me by Nilaexn reviews
Meet Zexion Kael, 16, high schooler, pianist, and totally in love with his best friend, Demyx Intre. Problem? Demyx is head over heels over head for Naminé Foot. Another problem? Well, Nocturne, Demyx’s band, tours the world soon. Is Zexion... jealous?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,604 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Demyx, Zexion
SINthetic by Blue Funk reviews
Help me, he whispered. I was too shocked to speak. I don't want to feel, he said. I couldn't move. And then he kissed me. It felt warm. Too bad he was sick. With Syns. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas
A Thought and a Shadow by Casey V reviews
You are not Sora. You *were* Sora. What you are now is a fragment. A splinter. A coin that fell through a hole in his pocket and was left behind. You must not call yourself by that name." But Roxas never wanted to be the hero. Axel/Roxas and others
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,870 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Chemical Ties by ClumsyMooseProductions reviews
Roxas' first day at his new school, and already he'd been pulled into some wierd group of misfits with habits of setting things on fire, dyeing their hair in class, and calling him 'blondie'. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Entregarme by Blue Funk reviews
This is called entregarme," Axel murmured as soon as they were in position. Their hips pressed together softly and the dancer's lips came hovering dangerously close to Roxas's ear. "To surrender, or give oneself up to the leader's lead."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,118 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Carmine Complex by The BirdFox Hybrid Productions reviews
Roxas was pretty sure that he would rather subject himself to spontaneous combustion than to deal with the absurdity that came hand in hand with going to a public high school. Unfortunately, fate hated him. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,629 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Multiple's of 'I Love You's by May All Your Bacon Burn reviews
Axel's a different person every day. Multiple Personalities, his Doctor says, and he's not allowed outside the Asylum. But then, a young boy named Roxas joins to pay off something he's done and becomes Axel's personal nurse. AkuRoku Completed!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,791 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Way You Fall by Zume Rokkata reviews
OLD Zexion knows that Demyx is a danger to himself, but that doesn't mean he wants to watch him fall to pieces.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Heavenly by Katraa reviews
Even angels had jobs, as Sora quickly learned. Not only did he return to Earth eight years after his death, but he had been assigned the last person he thought he'd ever see again. His ex best friend--Riku Karada. .rikusora. .rikuleon. .axelsora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,672 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
The pains of tables by kellegirl reviews
This can happen! It did to me. Tables hurt when you get stuck in them, a fact I shared with Demyx. Bad summary, but...meh
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Origami by Orchid Butterflies reviews
There weren't many things that truly annoyed Demyx. The random teenager he saw sitting in the park everyday was one of those things. Zemyx, AU -- 'Speak' Universe, oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Just A Phase by Nilaexn reviews
In a single moment of weakness, Zexion finds a way out of that cold, numb feeling that haunts his body. The world around him dissolves, and only he is left. People come and go, but only Demyx manages to stay long enough to make a difference. -Zemyx-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
How I Paid for College by The Writer Triumphant reviews
All Demyx wanted was to go to Juilliard. But when his father refuses to pay the tuition, he has no choice but to get help from Pence, whose motto is 'Illegal is faster'. [AU] [Zemyx] [RikuSora] [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,496 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Take a Chance on Me by ramen-is-my-goddess reviews
First fanfic, R & R plz!basically, it's about Roxas and Sora, twins, being sent off to college by their callous parents. there they meet new friends that have them questioning life and sanity. rated T for cussing and yaoi later, better sum inside...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,410 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Akuroku in Wonderland by kellegirl reviews
Roxas just woke up in Wonderland after going to the Mad Hatter's tea party with Axel. Oh, and he's in a dress. Full chapter summaries on profile. Akuroku, lemons, crossdressing, randomness, Zemyx. ABANDONED AND UP FOR ADOPTION
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,860 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Unnatural by Sofricus Aurora Zakuro reviews
We all had different ways of finding emotion again. Why was mine considered so unnatural? Zexioncentric. Warning: VERY dark
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Zexion - Complete
Waiting by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,803 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by The BirdFox Hybrid Productions reviews
Apparently, funky looking mirrors could send you into alternate dimensions in which you're an evil overlord to an entire world. Quite a predicament you're in there, Demyx. [AU] [Zemyx] [AkuRoku] [RikuSora] [Slaves] [Hotness]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Demyx, Zexion
Randomness by ff-kh-luvrgrl reviews
Just some random crack fic I came up with. There will be more chapters Yaoi, insanity, and, oh, yeah, ooc!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
God save the queen by adwkokos reviews
CRACK FIC! Luxord is the queen of Britain, Xemnas is transsexual, Axel burns stuff, Roxas is pregnant and so on. AkuRoku, Zemyx, CloudLeon, SoRiku, Marxene, HaynerSeifer, Yuffentine and lots of others. M for language, voilence, character deaths, sex.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Sora, Riku
So Much More by lanya-celebrian reviews
Axel has to cope with Roxas's sudden request to leave Organization XIII. What in the world is going on inside of that kid's head? What did he want from Axel all this time? Was he just being used? [Yaoi. AkuRoku implied RoxasxXemnas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
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Pastels and Sand reviews
You can't just push everyone you ever cared about away! Who'll be there for your next tragedy?" Riku struggles to get over the mysterious incident that killed his boyfriend. SoRiku, hint of RikuZexion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Riku, Zexion - Complete
Cracked Stone reviews
As the building collapses, all Zexion can think is "I'm sorry I couldn't protect you... You shouldn't have trusted me for this..."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Love on a Dying Wing reviews
Roxas and Zexion get killed in a car crash and Demyx has to deal with the repercussions after Axel breaks. Please excuse my lack of poetic talent. Misuse of butterflies and honey.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Demyx, Axel - Complete
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