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Joined 03-30-08, id: 1538593, Profile Updated: 05-02-09
Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

I'm 19 and I bet I'll be the most interesting person you'll meet. I'm fun and I'm pretty open minded. I love to express myself, sure it might not be positive all the time but the truth hurts. I love to laugh and make people laugh. Amazing people is my goal and I'm very unique. I love to dress up as random people and run around Walmart or the streets. It's a blast! Music and art is a passion of mine along with writing. I'm a DC Comics junkie. I have a bunch of collectible comics... Including the first ever appearance of the Joker in the Batman comics. Rare! I have collection of Batman stuff, because I love Batman. Everything from Batman to The Riddler, to Harley Quinn to Catwomen. My favorite character would have to The Joker. You can really relate to him, if you read the comics and watch the cartoons. You get a bit of insight on his past and it's heartbreaking. I have everything from Joker comics to posters, to knick knacks to cartoons, shirts and even the full costumes from the Animated Series to the Dark Knight. Hmmm, I love music... It's a big passion of mine and I love almost every type. I'm understanding and fun, to those that give me a chance. Drop me a line and read my stories! One of my fave hobbies is to run up to people in buisness suiets and tap them and yell "TAG YOUR IT!" and run away. Make people uncomfortable in elevators, like dropping a pen and when someone goes to grab it scream 'THATS MINE!' and dive on it and act like nothing happened. Ride my bike down the street at 3am yelling "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!". Ladder hopping. Just doing anything random and fun. I wish I could find someone else that loved to do those things, I need better/more friends.

I still get sad and a tear in my eye at the thought of Heath Ledger, he's almost been gone a year :( it doesn't feel like it. tear tear I have his autograph and the first thing my brother said when he heard he died was 'wow, that sucks. hey now you can sell that script for a shit load of money!' I told him to fuck off... :(

Hey check out "The Joker's" myspace page... it's freakin amazing. Add and support Mr. J! Kudos! www.myspace.com/hahatheclownprinceofcrime

Also check out Chuckle's Page! - myspace.com/chuck_chuck_chuckles

I love video games, there so fun. I'm addicted to Mortal Combat VS DC Universe for Xbox 360... WOW.

My favorite songs at the moment:

"Gotta Be Somebody" Nickelback (if i had my own theme this would be it)

"Sticking With You" Addison Road

"And if I have to jump,
Then I'll Jump,
And I won't look down,
you can Cry, You can fight,
We can scream and shout,
I'll push and pull,
Until your walls come down,
And you understand I'm gonna be around,
I'm sticking with you"

"18 Days" Saving Able (i just love it)

"The Kiss of Dawn" HIM (loved them for years! this is my new fave. song by them)

"No More Tears" "Not Going Away" and "Shot In The Dark" by Ozzy Osbourne. High light of my life was seeing him in concert last year!

"Toy Box" "Homies" "Three Little Pigs" and "Cotton Candy" by ICP. They rocked in concert! A bunch of clowns running around in a bloody insane Asylum setting was COOL!

"I Wanna Be Bad" Willa Ford. The Clown Prince of Crime pops in my head when ever I hear this song.

"I wanna be bad, you make bad look so good, I got things on my mind, I never thought I would, I wanna be bad, you make bad feel so good, I'm loosing all my cool, I'm about to break the rules, I wanna be bad."

Favorite movies: The Dark Knight is the top of my movie list! Batman Begins... Plus all the older Batman films they are amazing. (I'm a Batman junkie so sue me!) Iron Man, the Saw series, The Strangers, Step Brothers, Twilight, The House Bunny, Elf! Anything Tim Burton... Anything that's funny, twisted, scary or action I'm there!!

Favorite books: Crank, Glass, Impulse, Identical, Burned, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Helter Skelter... anything twisted.

Favorite shows: Family Guy, The Batman, Batman Animated Series, King of the Hill, Drake and Josh, Rob and Big, No. 1 Countdown, Chelsey Lately, The Soup, Roseanna, The Golden Girls, Reba, Still Standing, 3rd Rock From The Sun, True Life, M80, CSI: Miami, Third Watch, The Jetsons, The Flinstones, Robot Chicken!... Alot more!

I love Batman: The Animated Series! The Joker is so funny! "I'm brave enough to take on the Batman but the IRS NOOOOOOOO Way!" He just cracks me up! Mark Hamill is a freakin genius and I couldn't believe that voice came out of him!

I love Harley Quinn and Ivy; they make the best villainess team ever. The Episodes 'Girls Night Out' and 'Holiday Knights' made me laugh. I love how Harley drives in the "Superman/Batman movie" My uncle laughed sooo hard I thought he was going to die. Bust a gut!!

I think the Joker and Harley Quinn are adorable. She loves way too much poor girl. Mr. J loves her though, you can tell.

"Whoa mamma! Check out the cute hitch hiker!" - Harley

"Yoo-Hoo!" - The Joker pulls up his pant leg and waves.

"Squeak" - Harley slams on the breaks.

I liked The Creeper too! He was another character that cracked me up. "They call me... Yellow skinned wacky man! But I prefer the Creeper!" "I want the inside story on the Joker... and your phone number growls"

Favorite stars: Heath Ledger (since I was in 5th grade!) Jake Gyllenhall (Since the Bubble Boy days!) Mila Joviach (enough said), JOhnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, too many to think of.

What I think about Heath Ledger's Joker in The Dark Knight...

First off, all I have to say is... Wow. Those of you that have been Batman fans since day one and know of the Joker's background. I'd have to say and I'd think you'd agree that Heath Ledger got the Joker down better then anyone else. Not only is he scary and dark (like he should be) but he has that twisted sense of humor and that dark charm that only the Clown Prince has. Dont get me wrong, Jack did an amazing job as the Joker in Tim Burton's Batman film. However, he was more of a comic/cartoon character... He was all about the funny and not about the destruction and passion to make Gotham suffer. Sure he was a violent type but not real.

Heath Ledger did something that no one in the past has ever done with this character... Made him real. Made him believe able enough to where you were afraid you'd run into the Joker somewhere on the streets. It was like the Joker was a real person that you could go out and find or expect to see on the news or top most wanted list. The looks of the Joker was amazing, he didn't look like a twisted lab experiment but a real person. Behind the paint and carved smile, you can see that he was once a real person. Someone that was troubled and got pushed to the point of insanity. Not only did Heath make the Joker real he made him be accepted into the hearts of many people. The Joker is a character where you hate and fear him yet you cant help but wonder and worry about him. This summer the Joker went from being in the shadows and ruler of the comic book world, to capturing the hearts of many viewers.

This was an Oscar winning performance and an award winning movie. Heath put himself through almost the unbearable just to bring the Clown Prince of Crime to the big screen and real. From shielding himself from the outside world just to get the character down, from talk, walk, posture, movement, laugh, and look. From telling Christian Bail to hit him as hard as he could during the interrogation scene, just to make it real and so he gets the feel of the scene to mentally getting into the role. Heath Ledger was an amazing actor who will be missed and has showed everyone what he was capable of. I feel that his last finished project should be honored with an Oscar nomination at the least. It that will happen it would be great, but who knows if the Oscars will even take this roll or movie into consideration. Half of the movies that are nominated for Oscars I have never heard of. Which is a shame, because there are so many movies and stars out there that have worked their tails off but never get any recognition. If The Dark Knight, and Heath Ledger's performance become like all the other great movies and rolls that get ignored... Then it goes to show you that record Breaking Blockbusters must not be what their looking for.

My Myspace is decked out with the Joker from the Dark Knight. Made the background myself becuase what can I say, the Joker is amazing! Yes I'm one of those that think the Joker is adorable soooo all you haters that think it's weird can just shut up. Your mom goes to college!

I really liked Rachel Dawes in the Nolan films. She was the only chick really... Being how she got blown up by a fine ass clown, I wonder who their going to have as the chick. I mean, every superhero film has a chick... Maybe Harley Quinn? I doubt it though, being how there's no more Joker... thinks

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Pairing...

I think the Joker and Rachel make a cute couple. I mean, opposites attract right? I think it's the perfect set up! She's an Assistant D.A and he's Gotham's most wanted. Idea for the perfect twisted relationship.

Joker and Harley Quinn, just because it's meant to be! The whole story line behind their relationship is perfect. Plus she is madly in love with him, and he's all grumpy yet shows some tough love. I love them.

Batman and Joker, Hmmmm... interesting. I still haven't figured that one out yet, but okay. A lot of people love that pair but, I just can't see our Joker traveling down that road. Look at all the amazing women that love him! However, okay good plot and set up. Hero/villain. Grim/Happy. Good/Evil. I'd read it and I am lol.

Hermione and Harry! I love that couple! I actually thought that was how it was going to be. Because they always said how Harry looked like his dad and Hermione looked like his mom. GRRRRRR. I hated the ending of that damn series. (o: I love Ron though :o)

(Stereotypes suck!)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (in my own way)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (until the right person comes along)

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. Bold are the ones that apply to me.

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Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,126 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Jokers Wild by Chanandaler Bong reviews
Ch 73 is finally up! Bruce Wayne has hired Giada DiMarco to be his crime psychoanalyst. But what happens if she falls in love with the man her boss is trying to defeat? Joker/OC PLEASE R&R!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 195,257 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 8/4/2008
The Harlequin by knit-wear reviews
Dr. Harley Quinzel knew there was more to the Joker than just psychosis. The more attached to him she gets the more she begins to loose her own sense of right and wrong. Especially when Jonathan Crane and his fear toxin get involved. Novel length.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 139,840 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Joker
Blood and Lust by Kendra Luehr reviews
A collection of smutty and humorous Jokachel oneshots based upon reader requests. Feel free to add your own here.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,594 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
Memoirs of a Harlequin by Anya Darling reviews
The orign story of Harley Quinn,from her time at Arkham as Harleen Quinzel to her complete transformation into her notorious alias. Rated T for future chapters. Dark Knight Universe. I do not own Harley Quinn or Batman: Neither Comics nor Movies
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Jack's Descent by Kendra Luehr reviews
When Jack Napier's life is changed by one impulsive moment, Rachel Dawes doesn't want to believe he's dead like the police claim. After 6 years pass without any sign of her fiancé, a crazed, familiar lunatic crashes Harvey's fundraiser. MATURE AU JOKACHEL
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,895 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Don't Joke With Me by rastarabbit reviews
Continuation of "Rachel's Story". Rachel finds herself pregnant with the Joker's child, as the Joker slips further into madness. Set pre-and post-Dark Knight. Warnings: all kinds of sex, violence, disturbing themes to come. Usual disclaimers apply.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,067 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
The Jester and the Lawyer by moonservant reviews
TDK SPOILERS! After their encounter at the party, the Joker takes an interest in Rachel Dawes.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,644 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008
Alive by Lobsters forever reviews
It’s been two weeks since the Joker has been taken to jail and it’s been two weeks since Rachel Dawes has been in hiding. When the Joker escapes and finds out she is alive, the Joker makes a new plan involving Miss. Dawes.Joker/Rachel.After DK. Chap.27 up
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,763 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
All My Balloons by shallots reviews
He looked at her face. Her delicate features smeared with clown paint and left over tears. She never looked more beautiful. The white complexion made her resemble a doll. A porcelain, Harlequin doll. So easily created... so easily broken.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
An Unhealthy Attachment by Kendra Luehr reviews
The sequel to "An Unhealthy Obsession" - With no memory of her accident, Rachel Dawes turns to the Joker when he claims to know her true identity: Harleen Quinzel. JOKACHEL -Sexual Situations- COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
xxxDUMBLEDORE loves HARRYxxx by xxBEjrtnfTHxx reviews
Dumbledore and Harry get togeth and Dumbledore is cheating on Harry! What will Harry do when he finds out? one-shot DD/Harry DD/Ron DD/Snape R&R *WARNING! WEIRD AND RANDOM!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Batman loves Joker by xxBEjrtnfTHxx reviews
Joker kidnaps Hannah Montana and takes her place at her concert. Batman being a huge Hannah Montana fan is at the concert and recognizes the Joker. He finds the Joker backstage and admits his feelings for the Joker. One-shot Batman/Joker. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
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It's Just A Game reviews
Set after the Dark Knight. Rachel survived and finds herself drawn to the Joker's twisted charm. Bruce is living a lie about what really happened to Harvey. The Joker can't seem to get enough of Rachel's beauty. Will opposits attract? Rachel/Joker UPDATED
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,505 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
Silly Batman Tricks Are For Kids! reviews
Just a bunch of funny little stories, dealing with Joker, Rachel, Batman, Ivy, Harley... Taken place durring/affter Dark Knight. This is just a hobby a few of my friends and I have... Making fun of everything. Humor/Drama/Romance and all the above. READ!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Joker