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Joined 03-30-08, id: 1538598, Profile Updated: 10-30-08
Author has written 6 stories for Batman, and South Park.

I don't know what brought on a haiku, but I suck at long introductions. So 5-7-5 sounds about right.

Emily is me,

Eighteen, at Uni in Flag,

An English Major.

Fandoms: South Park, Batman, Watchmen, TMNT, House, Cowboy Bebop, X-Files, Good Omens, LOST, and other stuff I'm probably forgetting right now.

Do You Slash?: Why, yes. Gleefully. But if there's a het couple I can really get behind, I'll write that too.

Look Me Up On LJ: wizzard890.livejournal.com

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Fumbling Toward Ecstacy by Brat-Child3 reviews
I shouldn't be happy he's back, especially after trying so hard to forget him. Somehow, I need to find the balance between our friendship and my love for him; without breaking Eric Cartman's heart." Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,020 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M.
55themes CraigTweek drabbles by Lar-lar reviews
UPDATED 29/07/09; A theme/prompt list of drabbles, I took a little break from this, but back now and WILL be finishing this! Past the half-way mark now - go me! Rated for language mainly, may be changed at a later time. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 23,344 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
A Neapolitan Love Story by the Zoshi reviews
Sometimes, you can't decide on just one flavor. Chocolate? Vanilla? Strawberry? ...how about all three at once? CrackTP Neapolitan Slash Pairing: CKK updated 03 06 09
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,789 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Craig T., Kyle B.
The K Squared 100 by the Zoshi reviews
100 shorts of Kenny and Kyle. Slash and friendship, based on 100 words from a random word generator. UPDATED 02 13 2009 71 to go! :D PS: New Chap. Has Sharks! READ PLZ xD
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,764 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Fruits and Birds by SekritOMG reviews
An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Reunion by Accio-Underwear reviews
Ten years can change a lot, but sometimes feelings stay the same. Kenny/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,893 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Plain as Day by yeah that's me reviews
Wendy thinks her boyfriend and his buddies can be really stupid.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008
Hating Kyle by yeah that's me reviews
Kyle is Eric's epiphany.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
No Grave is Rich by ttchaku reviews
Kyle isn’t a good soldier. CartmanKyle. Implied StanKyle. Ambiguous consent. Written for Foodstamp’s South Park fanfiction contest.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Destructive by senor failboat reviews
It's always the same . . . but Kyle doesn't care. Really. Stan X Kyle.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Symphony Hall by radishface reviews
CH.11 UP! PreJulia, Preseries Twentysomethings Spike and Vicious are lowpay hitmen for the Red Dragons. It's a life of carefree decadence until the Chinese arrive and Vicious comes to a realization. eventual SLASH, SxV
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Spike S., Vicious
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Unadulterated Loathing reviews
Twelve drabbles' worth of Cartman/Kyle, in all their morally reprehensible glory. Rating may go up, depending on prompts.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
C'est La Vie reviews
A series of vignettes on the theme of one Kenny McCormick... Slash, multiple pairings. Basically Kenny/Everyone, Stan/Kyle, Tweek/Craig, and others.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Kenny M.
Testing reviews
This was a bad idea. A really bad idea. He hadn't expected it to take so long, or that he'd be stuck here with the most unsympathetic person ever born. Cartman/Kenny, Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Dull Canvas reviews
If the dull canvas of our wretched life/Is unembellished with such petty ware/As knives or poison, pyromania, rape/It is because our soul's too weak to dare." They all knew him, this man called The Joker, if only for a moment. Nolanverse
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - The Joker
One Trick Pony reviews
I honestly don't know why it was so weird with Kyle...He'd want to know why, if only for curiosity's sake, and probably wouldn't take "I was smashed and he was hot" for an answer. Jesus... Oneshot. Kenny/Kyle, brief mentions of Kenny/OC
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Shouldn't reviews
Crying in hospital hallways isn't something Eric Cartman plans to make a habit. Seriously. Short drabblet. Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Kenny if you squint.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete