Ren Hardy
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Joined 03-30-08, id: 1538647, Profile Updated: 09-23-16
Author has written 7 stories for Death Note, Bleach, Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, and Inuyasha.

I like...YAOI! O~O In case you couldn't tell :D Among many other things too. For example, I love MattxMello! Yachiru, goddess that she is, even did a roleplay with me a while back, which I've started typing up. Another thing, I often associate myself as Matty, or sometimes Hikaru (as in the Hitachiin twins). I'm dying my hair orange soon, it's shortish, makes for good cosplaying. I also hope to soon own an Inuyasha wig, which I fully intend to wander around school in, or drive my little sister places. I've head over heels for my anime, so much that I tend to scream at it when the characters are being stupid or such.

I have no real inspiration for what I write, it's just whatever my mind decides it wants put down in words. Though I have preferences, like there's usually always some yaoi thrown in, I like writing with the Deathnote cast, Naruto too, and recently I realized how much fun it is to write as Inuyasha! Very temperamental and stubborn child, reminds me of myself. Often there are OC's in my stuff, and they're almost always in some way a reflection of parts of my personality.

Oh yes, one last little thing for those who might be wondering. Age: I'm currently 17, as is my boyfriend. He teases me about being a cougar, cuz I'm 2 months older. I then pull out my yaoi and he gives up :3 I suck at the actual learning part of school, so I spend most of my day taking art and music stuff. If you want to know anything else, seek possible illustrations (it's nice to have a physical example of your work), wanna help out with some writing, or are seeking constructive criticism just let me know!! Always willing to help a fellow author!

Sweet terrors and nightmares,

Ren Hardy~

(It's been a solid 5 years now since I checked in on any profile things here, and for the sake of nostalgia I can't bring myself to delete that. Ugh.

I'm 22 now, and am still living with the boyfriend I mentioned. Someday I might get back to a lot of this and try to keep going, or do some re-writing, cuz let's be real, I've gotten better. I still have a huge soft spot for MxM, Matty reverted back to mattykeehl and is my usual internet name, and that Inuyasha wig turned into a full cosplay I took to Sakuracon, which I still continue to attend and create cosplays for. OC's are still totally a thing, just they're usually pure original now instead of based out of a series, and I have a big group project of them I work on when I have time/inspiration.

If you have questions about anything in my old writing I can still recall most of the vague world building for them all, or if you'd like to give/receive constructive criticism, all those offers still stand. You can also contact me over at

...I feel like the pen name needs to go.)

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My My, Hey Hey by tjesje reviews
WANTED. Keyboardist suitable for best band on earth. Must be able to play a mean synth solo. Able to deal with assholes would be plus, not required. Or, it's the end of 1983 when Kakyoin Noriaki gets into more than he bargains for.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,581 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Jotaro K., Noriaki K., Jean Pierre P., Avdol M.
A visit from the past by humgranola reviews
Fic being re-posted. Beta'ed by Vannilliaify. After almost a week without being attacked by a Stand user, Jotaro, Avdol, Polnareff, Kakoyin and Joseph stopped in a strange town, where the past is invading the present and its main target is Joseph.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Joseph J., Jotaro K., Noriaki K., Caesar Z.
I'd Be Rich by MoonlightM4gic reviews
A rampant thought gets into L's head and he decides to satisfy his curiosity on the matter. LxL. Rated M, for lemon in later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,459 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Brothers Can't Be Trusted by Kiwi Ninamori reviews
Itachi decides to entertain himself by winning over the heart of some poor sap. But what happens when that person happens to be Sasuke's own best friend and crush? Will Sasuke be able to keep Naruto out of his brother's clutches? ItaNaru ,mainly SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 205,283 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
70 Days by nakuraxkanra reviews
Young Izaya looked up to the monster in front of him with the widest eyes. "I will grant you your wish. But for one condition." 'Wish' smiled sinisterly. "On your sixteenth birthday,I will take your heart. And after that, you can never love again."
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
The Way Down by PirateCaptainArthur reviews
Something terrible has happened in Ikebukuro. The monster of the city has disappeared, maybe forever. Summary and rating might change later, eventually Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Devil's Play by Glomps.Of.Doom reviews
It's devil's play when a very confused Shizuo Heiwajima dies and is thrown into Hell. The devil, Cassius, gives him a special deal to go back to living, under one condition: don't fall in love...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Mistakes by Jate Tarris reviews
Izaya knew that sleeping with Shizuo would turn out to be the biggest mistake of his life, but what if it wasn't? Shizaya, mpreg
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,211 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Radio by Eloquent Catastrophe reviews
High school AU: Mello is the outgoing new kid...who wears leather. And still has a mystery gender to half the school. And Matt...Matt is most certainly not gay. Or bisexual, or anything! Right? Progressive MxM.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Matt, Mello
Good Luck Has Its Storms by Emmylia reviews
Harry's marriage with Ginny has crumbled into dust. Draco decides this is the perfect time to make a move. Add into the mix several children and conspiring relatives and it's a recipe for success...right? Not! Especially with jealous exes to contend with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,187 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by A Lush Noble Rose Cockles reviews
Harry and Draco could never be friends, but in their 5th year, everything changes. When Voldemort puts their lives in danger, they realize that there's something more than schoolboy rivalry between them and the only way to survive is to embrace it. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,630 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Birthdays by Mad for Beyond Birthday reviews
It's Matt's birthday, and he's all alone. Mello seems to have forgotten, but Matt's stalker hasn't! Want to know more? Read inside! FINALLY UPDATED! Review if you like!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Mello, Matt
Two Bodies, One Love by Shaezy-bazey reviews
The Hitachiin twins were separated at birth, one adopted into an American family. When the other is sent to America for a foreign exchange program, what will happen when he falls in love with the twin he never knew he had? HikaKaoru, slight HaruHika
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by DangerRosa reviews
AU. He was supposed to sit and smile for the camera as brats gave him Christmas wish lists, no one EVER mentioned a certain blond coming and asking Santa to unwrap him on Christmas! Belated Christmas short. Santa!Sasuke. Two shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Initial Thoughts by Akavet reviews
Kid x Soul. Soul's intrigued by the shinigami but his initial thoughts come crashing down as he gets to learn more about the other. "... Take off your clothes." Kid had said and Soul could easily admit that he had no clue what was going on... FLUFF. Slash
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,597 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,301 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Just a Number by hydrochloric reviews
AU. Assassin Ulquiorra's life is saved by Ichigo Kurosaki, so in return he offers to invest in Isshin's clinic. That should have been the end of it, but some things are just destiny...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,167 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Ulquiorra, Ichigo K. - Complete
Video Journalism by Ace5980 reviews
Matt and Mello have made videos for a project- but on presentation day, nothing seems to go right! Can they turn this project around? Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Matt, Mello
Not A Date by Veterization reviews
Soul/Kid oneshot If there was one thing Soul wasn't, it's symmetrical. Which is why it surprised him that Kid had taken an interest in him. Not that they're dating. It's all the mistletoe's fault, New Year's fault, and symmetry's fault.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
My Private Sanctuary by Stitchy-Soul reviews
Once again, Kid is stuck at another officious banquet put on by his father. But those quick texts that he's making may lead to something much more grand...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Wicked Sister by feirce1012 reviews
Bella's sister comes to visit her, and all is not what it seems. What happened to her sister in which she refuses to talk about? How wicked can one sister be? E&B & Em&I ? Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight! R&R PLZ If you like Heroes you'll LOVE this!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
The Sugarfilled Wars by oh.holy.martel reviews
LxLight crack. shonen-ai. No yaoi. Possible innuendos. Perhaps an eventual plot. Will, of course, guest-star M, M&N in later chapters!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,025 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - L, Light Y.
The Twilight Showing by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Mello is a huge fan of the Twilight series and drags Matt to the midnight showing. What adventures will the come across and will Matt be able to survive watching the movie? One-shot. Crack; MelloxMatt; WARNING: foul language from the both of them
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Akatsuki Goes To The MAll! by Kuri-Sama7 reviews
the tittle says it all. have you ever wondered what would happen if they did go to the mall well read and you'll find out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Fifty Ways to Make Joey Wheeler's Life Miserable by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Téa never thought she’d have anything in common with Seto Kaiba. She especially didn’t think it’d be homicidal rage directed toward Joey. But every girl has a threshold… and being locked in a bathroom just might push Téa over hers. [slight ST]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,047 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Before Dawn by Blue-Kool-Aid reviews
Jou stared out the window, his amber eyes filled with void. The nausea was rising up in the pit of his stomach as he saw the sun slowly beginning to rise. His thoughts suddenly wandered to that day - he felt cold. Seto/Jou, shounen-ai, one-shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2003 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
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Paradise Returns reviews
Four years and Rai's back to finally get some answers! Why's Near being so secretive? And why in the world is sugar the only thing she can stomach anymore? *MxM LightxMisa LxOC...NearxHisToys!* R&R my friends! So I don't make my poor boyfriend do it ;3
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - L
What I Want to Say reviews
Chocolate milk induced experiment. Title is tentative, if this is liked I'll keep going. But c'mon, you can't resist yaoi! Especially when there's cute ears involved! And amazing guys you want together well, I do at least
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Inuyasha, Kōga
Reviewed the original and found it made no sense now, so I'm redoing it. It's the same, just cut out the first 2 chapters. It's based on my own experiences, and after all...we all love high school! NaruxGaa, ShinoxOC, and still working on other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,349 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010
Another Day in Paradise reviews
Boy am I glad to be a detective's girl...' After five months away, things are quite a bit different back home for Rai. Matt's acting weird, her boyfriend has some big secret, even Light's gone off the deep end. What exactly is going on here?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Melting Ice reviews
Joey's in love with Kaiba, but everytime he tries to say it, they end up in a fight! This time is going to be different...or is it? contains: yaoi, annoying phones, and the usual splash of insanity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Short & Sweet
This is just a bunch of little one-shots I write in my free time. It's under Deathnote, because that's going to start us off. Some OOCness nd maybe OC pairings...and some yaoi
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Published: 1/25/2009
Wake Up Call reviews
Just a little one-shot I wrote after reading some fluff. R&R please! Criticism help a lot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete