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Joined 03-30-08, id: 1538904, Profile Updated: 10-02-10
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My Name is BunBun (not really, but you know~) and I am currently the writer of 40+ stories (most of which I havn't even started!) my goal is to eventually finish writing them all and getting them published XD

And of course I have my little fanfiction story here... awhiule back i had a few fruits baskets stories, but I lost some things, so i kind of gave up on them... and then I discovered the Twilight Fanfictions! (I was origonally only reading fruits baskets, but now i'm slowly venturing out to other fanfics lol)



Nickname(s): BunBun, Yuuki, Dodo (like the bird), piggy-tails, etc...? can't remember all of them TT~TT

Birthday: March 5

Birthplace: The planet of Zarkladorainia

Current Location: Kitchen!!

Eye Color: Green, but they change to blue sometimes

Hair Color: Dark brown/ sometimes black

Height: Um... 5 sumthing... I need to measure...

Weight: last I checked 110 lbs.

Lefty or Righty: Righty

Zodiac Sign: Boar/ Pieces

What Do You Drive: People crazy...

Screenname: BunBun-Zarkelador


Color: Ice-y blue, black, red, white, green... I luv colors .

Number: 8 for no real reason... O.o

Band: Hmmmmm... I don't have any favorite here sorry .

Music Genre: Um, really whatever... Very few music genre's I don't like...

TV Show: I don't really watch much TV... so no fav's here either.

Movie: No favs

Actors: No favs

Actress: In case you havn't noticed, I don't really have favorites... -.-'

Kind of Movie: Comedy/Fantasy/Romance/Action (no horror!! Epp! :S)

Cartoon: hmmmm ?

Sport: Soccer

Fast Food Restaurant: Mc Donalds although I can oly eat the frenchfries...being a veggie. . dose subway count as a fastfood resturant?

Food: Noodles!!

Ice Cream: World Class

Cereal: Mini wheats

Candy: Nerds and hershy just about anything!

Drink: Iced Tea!!

Alcoholic Beverage: Alcohol free!!

Quote: AHHHH! MY MACARONI!! ~ BunBun

--Do You--

Have any siblings: One real brother, 1 step brother, 1 step sister, and about 15 sisters seperated from birth lol.

Have any pets: Luka! my Siberian Husky! And soon I will have my Orange Maine Coon Kitten, which I'm naimg Kyo ;)

Have a job: Nope! Just being a free time writter...

Have a cellphone: Yus!

Have any special talents or skills: Well, People say I can sing good, and draw good, and write good, but I somtimes doubt it :(

Have any fears: Um... probaly, although I can't name any right now...

Have a bedtime: Nope!

Sing in the shower: Heh heh... yeah...

Want to go to college: Yups!!

Get along with your parents: Yes!

Have any piercings: no...

Have any tattoos: nope.

Swear: ocasionally...

Smoke: Never!!

Drink: As stated above, only Iced Tea!

Do Drugs: No!

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: sigh only with the imaginary husband that visits me in my dreams... I AM NOT WIERD!! lol no yes I am...

Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: Never!!

Are you single: No I am married to a hot 400 year old vampire from London!! His name is Robert (no not as in Pattison... people always ask that!! his name is Robert Clarke!!)

Are you in a relationship: Yes, I just said I'm married didn't I?

Do you have a crush on someone: Just Robert...

Ever been dumped: Nope.

Ever dumped someone: Nope.

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit

Black or White: Black

Lights On or Lights Off: Lights off, no wait... on... no... idk

TV or Movie: Movie

Car or Truck: Car

Cash or Check: Cash

Rock or Rap: Rock

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

French Toast or French Fries: Frechie Fries!!

Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries

Cookies or Muffins: Cookies

Winter Break or Spring Break: Winter Break

Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: yes

Smiled for no reason: Yes

Laughed so hard you cried: Yes

Talked to someone you don't know: Yes

Drank alcohol: No

Done drugs: No

Partied 'til the sun came up: Yes

Gotten a ticket: No

Been arrested: Maybe...

Been convicted of a crime: Not anything that they can prove...

Been in a wreck: No

Been out of the country: Not unless PR counts...

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: Well...

Ever TP'd someone's house: No

Ever egged someone's house: No

How many languages do you speak: 1 and and 2 1/2's !! (English, little Spanish, little Japanese)

Who do you compare yourself to: Um... ?...

Ever regret anything: Yeah...

Do you like being tickled: NO!!

What are your goals: To be a famous Author, to learn how to spell wordz rite, and to marry a hot brittish dude, honeymoon in japan and then live in florda with lots of adopted animals and kids from China...

Are your fingers tired: No

Are you tired of this survey: Not yet.

Are you happy: Sometime...

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. (or never...)

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Gaia, Fanfic, Youtube, or Facebook

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five. (I WAS!)

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. (heh heh... yah...)

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. (Ha... I'm so stupid...)

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. ;)

List of Stereotypes~ (bold the ones you are!)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (this one is true)
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I happen to love Yoai and Yuri thank you very much-)
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so It MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

BANANAS!! People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.(NJ)

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others..

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (Wow, that means I'm dead...)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like Pudding!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought ( i'll never look at a therapist the same way ever again...the horror!!)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!( BunBun: do they have chocolate chips in them? Darkside: uh...sure? BunBun: SIGN ME UP!!...the things I will do for chocolate...)

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived! (Wow..)

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, cursed, or both... or they're a vampire... sigh

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

A day without sunshine is...night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think I'm wrong?

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?(ME MYSELF AND MY BOOKS!)

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch. (SKITTLES!)

All the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or fictional characters in books or movies.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (BANG! Bang. Bang? Damn.)

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days...( seven is too long how about 3...)

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

There is no "I" in team but I do all the work anyways cause the others are too lazy...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."( 3!!)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER

New Year Resolutions For Pets

15. I will not eat other animals' poop.

14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried compet

9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.

8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush me!

6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.

5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much.

4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.

3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!

January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND

This one should keep us all thinking.

I chose #2, now you pick one.

This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at USC.

There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist.

His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester to prove that God couldn't exist.

His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic.

Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really gone against him because of his reputation.

At the end of every semester on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, 'If there is anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!'

In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, 'Because anyone who believes in God is a fool'.

If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that He is God, and yet He can't do it.'

And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces.

All of the students would do nothing but stop and stare.

Most of the students thought that God couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up.

Well, a few years ago there was a freshman who happened to enroll.

He was a Christian, and had heard the stories about his professor.

He was required to take the class for his major, and he was afraid. But for three months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said, or what the class thought..

Nothing they said could ever shatter his faith...he hoped.

Finally, the day came! The professor said, 'If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!' The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom.

The professor shouted, 'You FOOL!!'

If God existed, he would keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!'

He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken. The professor's jaw! dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man, and then ran out of the lecture hall.

The young man who had stood, proceeded to walk to the front of the room and shared his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he told of God's love for them and of His power through Jesus.

You have 2 choices:

1. ignore this and never look at it again.

2. Pass this along to your Christian and non-Christian friends, giving them encouragement we all need every day.

When you choose option 2, you have chosen to STAND UP.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different:

This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking...

Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell..

Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?

Isn't it funny how someone can say 'I believe in God' but still follow Satan
(who, by the way, also 'believes' in God ).

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand! jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire,but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday (or saturday), but be an invisible
Christian the rest of the week.

Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what
other people think of me than what God thinks of me.

Will YOU pass this on? I did!

And just to let you know... the hominid "lucy" is 100 ape and is therefore not in anyway provable of being our ancesetor. look at the bones... if you are a true scientist you will ackowldge that the ONLY human like bone she has is her human knee bone... and guess what? IT WAS FOUND ON A WHOLE OTHER CONTINENT!! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LUCY AT ALL!!

Went to a party Mom...

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put " Mommy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and goodbye.

TT.TT so sad... WAHHHHHHHHHHH! sniff sniff

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Hunters by bi-gasparov reviews
This is my attempt at adding a bit more flesh to a storyline I enjoyed while playing SWTOR. I don't plan on changing events or even lines spoken between characters, but there was very little chance to see who Torian really was instead of just learning about the Mando'ade through him, so I plan to add more scenes while remaining true to the characters, apologies for any errors.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 113,229 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Torian Cadera, Bounty H.]
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16074 - Favs: 7,426 - Follows: 3,401 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rated T for Language by crzy1emo1chick reviews
Fruits Basket and Twilight will be on a dare/talk/questions/randomness show. Leave a message if you have a dare or question, if you want to be in it or just want us to do something. Why is Edward dancing to SINGLE LADIES? And why is Dracula present?
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,407 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 11/26/2008
The Fruits Basket Chatroom Story by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
What do you get when you put all of the Sohma's on the Internet together? One totally crazy chatroom that ends up in a freaking insane story!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,868 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009
Worthy by akaKatherineJoy reviews
Torian Cadera finds himself in the company of the bounty hunter who'd been adopted into clan Mandalore by the man himself, the woman who'd become Grand Champion of the Great Hunt. He is stirred by her, but how could he ever be worthy of a woman like her? Switches between Torian & BH perspectives. Rated T for now, will be moved up to M in later chapters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Torian Cadera, Bounty H.
A First Impression by MisfitPaperMage reviews
Torian gets his first glimpse of the new Grand Champion of the Great Hunt. What sort of woman could take the title of the Galaxy's best bounty hunter?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Bounty H., Torian Cadera - Complete
Enemies with Benefits by legallyblondex reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen like this, we weren't supposed to get attached. The rules were simple. This was supposed to be easy. Who would have thought this flawless plan would end up with a broken heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,352 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2009 - [Bella, Edward] Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Love Letters by LiveAndDontRegretIt reviews
Bella moves out of her childhood home in Forks, but leaves a box of letters to her future husband behind. Carlisle gets a new job in Forks and moves the family into Bella's old house. Who will find the box of letters? Will they decide to read them? BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,621 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spotted! by merrow reviews
It all started with a photo...(It's supposed to be humor, but keeps slipping into drama)
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 168,949 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/5/2002
Only You Can Love Me This Way by SwtPrincess1281 reviews
Alice finds herself a southern soldier via online, decides Bella MUST talk to his friend. After agreeing to do so, Bella is intrigued, feeling a pull before even meeting. But in a LDR, does Bella trust? A/H, OOC, Cannon couples, M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,946 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Of Night and Day by Yori Hayashi reviews
If you had to choose between a prince and a beast, would you really desire the monster? Fruits Basket x Cinderella x Beauty and the Beast. Yuki x Tohru x Kyou
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12609 - Favs: 10,217 - Follows: 4,428 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The King's Mistress by 2carm2carm2 reviews
In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,988 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5753 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twibasket by norainubuchai reviews
Twilight. Fruits Basket. This is a parody about what happens if they combined. Within it, questions you have will be answered, like:"who left the oven on?", "why does Alice hate Turtle Hats?", and "which vampire is Shigure crushing on?" Read to find out!
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Shigure S., Bella
1810 by notnowgarrison reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stopping Success by monroesherlock reviews
Bella Swan fell in love and soon after, she fell pregnant. Edward's sudden success made her run in fear, taking her unborn child with her. Now Edward's getting married and Masen Swan's doing anything to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,463 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Military school sucks! by Faceless Charmer reviews
Shigure has had enough of people breaking his house. So what does he do? He get permission from Akito to send the fruits basket boys away to military school! Very funny and not a one shot. Hi, it's me from the future. I changed my mind, don't read this, it's super bad. (Okay, it's not horrible, but it's something a middle schooler wrote-I'm in my twenties now)
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,741 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Luckless by Copper Moon reviews
Two american college students have arrived in Japan to study abroad. When they become involved with the Sohma family they wonder... is it good fortune, or bad luck just waiting to happen? Pairings: Shigure/OC, Hatori/OC
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,625 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Shigure S., Hatori S. - Complete
After The Curse by YouGotsToLoveMe reviews
The big surprise, but not only theirs, The big proposal, but who's? Complications, Humor, Hurt, Comfort. And it all fits. Well it does in Tohru's life after high school. BTW, she didnt move far away from her friends. Will everything end in happiness? RxR
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,557 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Akito On Happy Pills by SilverWolfRider reviews
Ummm...Akito found some meds by her door and...madness ensues! This was going to be a One-Shot, but I got so many reviews that I decided to write more! So here you go my adoring FANS!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Akito S., Hatori S.
The Ties That Bind by SapphireCuatro reviews
Haru and Rin are madly in love with each other. But when they find out that Rin is pregnant...what are they going to do?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,806 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Hatsuharu S., Rin S. - Complete
SISITERS? by Momo zarkelador reviews
Kyo is trying to run away again, but at the airport he meets some weird twins and thier little sister. Who are they, and why are they so normal about him bing a cat?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2008
The Telemarketer From Hell by Yori Hayashi reviews
The Sohma's and Tohru area called by annoying telemarketers. Rated T, just in case some people consider this use of the word as cussing. Contains a few spoilers. There will be a sequel!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,440 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Furuba Fight! by Yori Hayashi reviews
Yori and Yuki Hayashi meet Shigure's editor and decide to help her get revenge. With Tohru and Kyo on their side, will they beat team pervy? Chaos ensues! A little TorhuxKyo. Rated T just in case. It is now complete!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,132 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Yuki Looks Like a Lady by Yori Hayashi reviews
While at the supermarket, a man mistakes Yuki for a female! Later... he needs a psychiatrist... A tragic story of a man's love life gone wrong... XD
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Kyo's Disturbing dream by Yori Hayashi reviews
Kyo is asleep, and has a very strange dream. It's stupid... But I hope you enjoy it anyways! BTW, um... Shigure gets sent to the hospital. LOL. It's labeled Horror, but that's a joke...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Wolf Shelters, and my ExBoyfriend's kids reviews
Ok so I know this story sounds like it would have to do with Jacob from the tittle But it's not. All Human/ Cannon Pairing. Bella's boyfriend, Edward, left her 6 years after getting another girl pregnate. But then he moves in next door with his kids!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,877 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward