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Author has written 6 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Twilight, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Pokémon.

Just call me Nin-chan or Nin-Sama or what's even better is Queen Nin because I'm going to rule the world some day and why am I telling you this...>.> you heard nothing.

Anyways I just wanted to say I will not be writing very many fics. I want to finish the entire series to give you guys the best fic I can give. I hate all those horrible stories and I want to give you the reader the best story I can give. So bear with me if my first few stories are horrible they are there so I can get used to this. Thank you

Gender: Girl

Age: I'm an Ultimate lifeform, I've been existing for thousands of years, but I do look like your average 16 year old.

Results from What's Your One Piece Doujinshin Personality

You are: Chopper-type.

Analysis:

You feel a craving for love, affection, and attention. However, for some reason, you.are so convinced that you're unlovable that you try to shut others out. This confuses people around you, because, guess what? You're just about the cutest thing since the Easter Bunny and the sweetest thing since C&H. For some reason everyone knows it but you. People love your kindness and your willingness to care for others. Why not let them return the favor sometime?

You are very innocent and shy. Sex is not as important to you as friendship and affection in general, and ultimately you find snuggling up with a loved one the most fulfilling of any activity. You love having attention and care, for instance, having your hair brushed, your nails done, or being bathed. Little things like that become very intimate and meaningful to you. As well they should be-- it's hard to earn your trust, and if you let someone close enough to you to clean your ears with one of those little poky sticks it says a lot about how you feel for them.

You are most compatible with: A Luffy-type has the same sort of feelings about friendship and love being the same as you. A Sanji-type would give you all the love and attention you crave, too..

Advice: Let someone make you their little teddy bear.

Shut Up Asshole. Your compliments don't make me happy. Does happy Dance

Stuff that I like

Favorite Anime/Manga:whistles:well I like Naruto, Shaman King, Bleach, +Anime, FullMetalAlcamist, InuYasha, Ouran Host Club, Fairy Tail, Claymore and many others that I'm to lazy to put down :P

Favorite character's and why:

Sakura(Naruto):I like Sakura (after Shippuden) because she's determined to bring back Sasuke even though he's left the village to go to Gay guy for power. I think she could be one of the strongest characters on there. Think about it. She's a medical nin whitch means she knows all of rookie 9 and Team Gai's secrets. She know's their limit and weaknesses. A person you don't want to fight.

Naruto(Naruto) :Who doesn't love the guy. he's funny, charming, loyal to his precious ones and always brightens up peoples days. He's a hard worker that you can trust to get the job done in his own special way. I have yet to see a Naruto Bashing story.

Edward Elric(FMA): I personally like to meet him and call him short. Just to see him explode. But that is not the only reson I like Him. He is also a really talented person and I cannot wait to read the end of the series.

Roy Mustang(FMA) :Who doesn't like the guy. I know die hard Edward Elric fans don't really like the guy but come on cut him some slack. He and Full metal are on Good terms now.

Kakashi(naruto) :Yes I know he is a pervert Reading those books all the time but well He doesn't read it all the time. Just on special occasions. But I will not stand in the way if someone get's his books and burns them.

InuYasha(InuYasha): Cut the guy some slack people. I mean, I can't tell you how many people bash the poor dude. He is mean because his mom died when he was like five. He's mean to Shippo because Shippo is mean to him (but word is going around that now Shippo likes InuYasha as a Dad or at least older brother). I would be mean to everyone (especially Kagome) too if I had a girl sit me in the ground all the time Yeesh. All he's trying to do is help and What does Kagome do to say thank you. A big ol' SIT BOY. though it is funny to watch him being sat like in episode three and movie one. About Kikyo though Well he is free to make his own choice and if you remember they do live in diffrent times. Plus Inuyasha feels really guilty about Kikyos death. But if he didn't love Kagome more than Kikyo he would have gone to hell long ago. RIGHT?!

Fluffy(Inuyasha)you people who read Inuyasha know who and what I'm talking about: Well I like this guy because under all that coldness and headslicing off He's just a Big ol' puppy. Rin proves it so. But that doesn't mean I don't respect the guy. I respect him quite a lot. I still wonder what that thing around his shoulder is a tail or a boa

Sango(InuYasha) Three words: Kick ass girl. She totally can beat anyone and everyone (exept Fluffy) Especialy Miroku.

Ichigo(Bleach): Well I don't like him that much but He's ok I guess.

Rukia(Bleach):I like Rukia because...well her drawings. I mean come on Who doesn't love those mutant bunnys and weird Hollows

Haruhi(Ouran Host Club): 8 words. The most unromantic person in the Anime world. It's always funny to see her completely diss guys (on accident). I always do love to see Hot guys who have big Ego's get a little Deflation. sigh but I don't like how she acts towards the end a little. Oh well.

Kyoya(Ouran Host Club): He is above all my most favorite male Character. Who doesn't love the way he flashes those glasses when he thinks about money. I still have to learn that trick. How he can get everything under control with a single glance. And how he's the first Demon. Ahh good times good times.

Still more to come.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into you profile while laughing your head off!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body and moves when theres no wind!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Australia so IT IS MINE!

Favorite Quotes I found everywhere:

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Remember there's no such thing as a small
act of kindness. Every act creates
a ripple with no logical end."
- Scott Adams

"You have nothing to eat except this thing that looks like its living in your refrigerator…okay I think it just moved….yep, it definitely just moved…that’s disgusting.”

The Twilight Quiz, Are you a Sparkly Vampire?

"You, off my planet."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge"

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you

-We're all a little weird. And life's a little
weird. And when we find someone whose
weirdness is compatible with ours, we join
up in mutual weirdness and call it love.

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

TART- It's the new trend.

For all the little funny quotes that made me laugh and laugh. This section is for them.

She then tilted her head up and laughed. Nobody thoght she was sane any more.- From "Boys. Hell no"

Sakura was not a very happy girl right then. Happy no. Panic yes.

There stood Haku in all his feminine glory with Hinata and her team. The brunette was gaping at his follower while Hinata fell into the ditch named ‘WE R 4 LOLITA SAKU’. Current inhabitants: Miyuki, Lee, and Tenten.

Sakura reddened like a Christmas light and quickly looked off to the side with a deep scowl. Haku slowly advanced forward, and Sakura retreated for every step he took.

“Sakura… Sakura-chan…” Haku mumbled out, his own cheeks dawning pink. Sakura became squeamish as Haku nearly collapsed on her as a very happy boy. Hinata squealed (a sound her team didn’t know she could make) and ran in place. Sakura marched out of the dango shop, only sparing a small hello and goodbye.

“…Was that Sakura?” Kiba asked; mind still not ‘in the zone’. Shino slowly nodded, he too not able to grasp reality and mirage. Hinata literally exhausted herself with unbearable adoration and Haku still leant in an odd angle. Kurenai was desperately whispering ‘kai!’ under her breath.

‘…My life is complete and I can die happy,’ Haku thought as he slowly fell farther to the ground.- From "Frost"

When Naruto mentioned Sasuke's name, she turned to him quite slowly and deliberately, only to give him the brightest, happiest smile of all, which seemed to be screaming out: I don't like you! Just you wait until I get a chance to beat your brains out!- From "In Time"

The most powerful man in Konoha suddenly found himself wishing he could cower behind his desk, as a vicious wave of killing intent washed over the room. Kakashi felt sweat trickle down the side of his face while he watched Sakura's eyes transform into slits, and then burst into fire. Her fists turned white as she clenched them

"Oh don't worry. We are good friends. Actually, we'll be the bestfriends ever." her voice was layered with a tinge of pure evil. Kakashi actually found himself taking a step back. The temperature in the room dropped by at least ten degrees. Evrything was going red...

And suddenly, it was all over. Sakura was back to normal, smiling just as sweetly as she had been before. For some reason, that scared the two shinobi more than her little outburst had. She turned and walked to the door.- From "In Time"

Naruto grinned up at her when she arrived, patting the ground next to him and scooting next to her. He silently showed her the correct buttons to press to move her car, seeming to know without being told that she hadn’t a clue what to do. On the screen, under his instruction, her sleek car ran over eight people on the side walk, uprooted two telephone poles and managed to earn her two of the stars he’d warned her meant that police were chasing her. She hit the gas trigger, speeding around a curve while Naruto and the other laughed.

She wasn’t sure what the point of the game was--if there even was one--but it was fun either way, even though instead of loosing stars she continued to gain them as she clumsily sped around corners. Naruto seemed impressed by this. “Wow Sakura. It took me a long time to get four stars!”

“I-Is that a g-good thing?” She wondered, narrowly swerving around a police barricade, unable to shake the helicopter that was flying overhead.

“Not at all!” The blonde laughed.

Sakura smashed head first into another car, sending it sliding across the street. Her hood had begun to burn and Naruto told her to get out of the car and she scrambled to do so, running from the flaming vehicle as it blew up. She blinked as the police officers around her exited their cars, shooting at her as she ran down the street and away from the chaos.

“Good god, Sakura,” Temari gasped, having come back in the room to find that twenty minutes had been enough time for Sakura to rack up five stars. “How have you not been caught yet?”

“The army is about to come in. I think.” Naruto explained to Sakura, trying to remember what had happened the last time he’d gotten that high. Sakura gasped as a police officer tried to run her over.

“W-What a v-violent m-man,” she stammered, watching her character get pummeled on all sides by at least thirty officers. Her health dropped dangerously as she stole one of the police cruisers, speeding away. “I’m g-going to d-die.”

“Yeah.” Naruto agreed, watching as she turned towards an abandoned mountain road. “You should drive off the cliff. It’s better than letting them get you.”

Sakura followed his directions, having a hard time steering with the cars behind her ramming into her tail. Finally, able to see the gray ocean before her, she crashed through a gate and over the pavement, moments later sailing through the air, the rock station screaming in the car’s stereo. She hit the water hard, watching the car sink slowly as her life drained away in a matter of seconds. She handed the controller back to Naruto, feeling strangely exhausted. - From "Blue Romance"

“Sasuke-Teme! Don’t get so close!” Sasuke just hit Naruto on the back of the head.

“Dobe! She…scares me…it’s like she’s trying to rape me with her eyes,” Naruto couldn’t believe that Sasuke said all this with a straight face.

“Oh? So your Sasuke-kun?” Sasuke cringed when he heard Karin purr out his name.

“Dobe! Look what you did! Now she knows my name!!”

“Hahaha…Gomen!”-From "Assassin by night & Nerd by Day"

"Ino…" I said as I was patting her back thinking of what to say.

If I told her that there were other fish in the sea she'd be a smartass and say 'BUT I DON'T WANT A FISH. I WANT HIM. I WANT HIM BACK! WAHHHHHH' Then I'd be a socially awkward penguin.

I can't tell her that he was stupid for what he did. She'll be a smartass and say 'I WAS STUPID FOR LOVING HIM! WAHHHH.' Then I'd still be a socially awkward penguin.

I really can't say that he didn't deserve her, and that she was too good. Again she'll be a smartass and say, 'IF I'M SO GOOD, WHY DID HE DIDN'T HE WANT ME? WAAAAAAH.' Then again I'm the socially awkward penguin.

So what do you say to your best friend who's suffering from a heart break? What you say is…

"INO! GET THE FUCK UP. WE'RE GOING TO WAL-MART. WE ARE BUYING A GALLON OF ICE CREAM FOR YOUR MOPEY ASS, AND YOU'RE GOING TO CRY ALL FUCKING NIGHT. YOU WILL WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING. WE'LL GO SHOPPING AND BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BITCHES ON THE PLANET."

She can't be a smartass now, can she? And I am no longer caught in a socially awkward situation. I will not be a penguin, I am practically Jesus!

"Thanks, but no thanks…" Ino said. My image of me being Jesus cracked into a thousand pieces as I found myself sweeping them up. Did Ino…Ino Yamanaka refuse to go shopping? Oh the world is going to end! - From "Sakura Kiss"

I shook my head to dispel any impulses of throwing myself onto Edward right then and there. “So how’s that gonna work exactly? We stand on stage looking pretty, you say something to make me blush, then I say something to make you play the piano, after which I break down and cry because it’s too touching? Oh, and then somehow the microphone I’m holding just whacks me on the face?”

“What a wonderful performance,” murmured Jasper sarcastically.

Edward lifted a single eyebrow in curious amusement, but nodded. “That is actually possible. Now, if you please, choose our salary.”-From "Just a Human Game"

He went into the lounge and was greeted by the sight of Luffy trying to steal food from Zoro's plate, and Zoro resisting very little to Luffy's advances. He was about to burn the swordsman alive when the blond cook put more food on Luffys plate with a small smile.

Great he had to kill two guys now.

Then Ussop did the huge mistake of telling Luffy to stop stealing food.

Three guys to kill…

Luckily Chopper offered him his seat next to Luffy.

When I come back for Luffy, I'm going to kidnap this reindeer too!

And breakfast with the Straw hat crew went uneventful if you don't count the times Ace tried to burn the three guys on the ship. - From "Himitsu"

"Unleash your fury, kitsune. I am rea-."

The squeal and tackle-hug that came next took him very much by surprise, of course.

"Thank-you-thank-you-thank-you-THANK-YOU!"

"Wha-?" Sonic managed but gasped as his slender midriff was squeezed by two thin furry arms, driving the breath from his lungs as the weight seemed to settle on top of him. The hedgehog now was flailing wildly underneath his attacker, effectively cancelling any attempts at samurai-like dignity forever.

"I thought I was done for!"

"Help! Get OFF!"

"No one EVER helped me, not never!"

"Amaterasu! Kannon! Merciful Buddha! Any of you! HELP!"

"Can you take me home with you?"

"RAPE! …wait, what?"

There was a certain moment of silence. Sonic blinked as his brain tried to compute the conflicting audio information in relation to expectations. For the first time since the fox spirit had started attacking him, the hedgehog calmed down enough to properly behold the creature on top of him.

"Can we be best friends forever?" The fox now sounded vaguely hopeful.

"Huh?" Sonic replied intelligibly. "What did you say?"

"Whether we can be friends now," the kitsune repeated happily, twin tails now wagging in a disturbing manner. "I mean, 'cause you saved me 'n all!"

"…you're not going to unleash your magical fury on me?" Sonic frowned. The smaller kit was still straddling his chest and this encounter wasn't really playing out as expected.

"Uhm. Should I?" The kitsune looked puzzled.

"No!" Sonic hastily assured, then tentatively tried to sit up, which the spirit let him, sliding effortlessly into his lap. The hedgehog felt a bit out of sorts, as if they were trying to perform a Shakespeare play and someone had substituted his script with a Monty Python quotes collage. -From "Tails of a Samurai"

Due to the fact that I probably am not allowed a full whole story on here I'm just going to tell you to look up "Girl Days" for a good time. That is all ^.^

The Price of Children

This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice, The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with 160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But 160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down.

It translates into:

· 8,896.66 a year,
· 741.3 month, or 171.08 a week.
· That's a mere 24.24 a day!
· Just over a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite.

What do you get for your 160,140?

Naming rights. First, middle, and last! Glimpses of God every day. Giggles under the covers every night. More love than your heart can hold. Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate. A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For 160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:

finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus. You have an excuse to: keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on stars. You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

For 160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:

retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off a bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the:

· first step,
· first word,
· first bra,
· first date, and
· first time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits.

So . . one day they will like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!

Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren!!

I am posting this for Lil' Yasha. Whom I belive is the BEST writer on here. If you think I'm Joking or Just Don't Agree please look at my fave Authors section. I promise you 95 of you will love her evin if you don't like InuYasha. And if Your Reading this Lil' Yasha Then thank you for the wonderful stories.

P.S. I like to put up my favorite quotes from fanfics stories. If you see your quote here and want me to either take it down or add your name to it just say so.

P.S.S I take no credit for any of the above quotes/

thank you people for listening to my Rambling. That is all.


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Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go home..at a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,775 - Reviews: 3617 - Favs: 4,015 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Gothi - Complete
AmusementStuck by JessyDarlink reviews
Alternately Titled: WHY ARE ALL THESE RIDES MADE FOR TALL HUMANIODS Alternately Titled: Why Oh Why Do You Trust Dave Strider. No, seriously, your name is Karkat Vantas and you are sort of regretting this outing. Note: Rating Changed, Description Changed
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,680 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
Dusk and Dawn by 2percent reviews
Nightmare Moon has won, and the night is eternal. Yet, not all is lost. Equestria now is divided between the usurper's armies and those of the Dawn Militia. But their most dangerous foe may not be the dreaded Mare of the Moon, but her lieutenant, Eclipse – formerly known as Twilight Sparkle.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Toddler Troubles Rewritten by Clarobell reviews
After falling into a mystical lake, Sanji Zoro and Luffy are changed into Toddlers. With the monster trio out of action, how will the straw hats cope? Rewrite in progress - now with Franky and Brooke! Chapter 8 up!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006
Growing Pains by Peroth reviews
It seemed like a simple problem, at first, but as dangerous foreigners begin to hunt for Twilight, and ancient godlike entities begin to stir as she and her friends search for a solution, a tiny growth-spurt in her horn suddenly doesn't seem so simple.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 320,280 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash
Beating the Heat by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,634 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Doctor Whooves, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Amateur Palemates Smuttin It Up! by Asuka Kureru reviews
Karkat/Gamzee moirallegiance. Karkat's Adventures in Altruistic Asexual Exhibitionism. Public cuddles, Mr. Vantas? Daring. ...Now with sequel! Kinky Transquadrant Affair. Le gasp.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Hold the Line: Tales of Magic Kindergarten by Wodashin reviews
Deep within the halls of Canterlot Elementary, Twilight Sparkle has been chosen for a special task. This Magic Kindergarten filly must lead her fellow classmates through a harrowing journey to reach the playground. Based off a WKUK sketch.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Errant Magic by Sunset Silver reviews
The Sonic Rainboom didn't just turn Twilight Sparkle's parents into plants- it sent her to a different dimension! An AU first-person story about a sunrise, a desk, and a world with no magic. One-shot. COMPLETE
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia - Complete
Child of Night by Cheetachan reviews
A young mother Night Fury out searching for food, stumbles upon something truly strange. A human hatchling. Unable to leave him, she takes him home. She knew this would change her life, she never dreamed it would change life as she knew it.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Causality by Sir Gimp of Baath reviews
Twilight Sparkle devises a new experiment to test Pinkie's Pinkie Sense. But when the experiment takes an unexpected turn, Twilight must try to understand her feelings for Pinkie and unravel the secrets of Pinkie Sense.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,548 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Fullmetal Thunder by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
Ed gets turned into a Pikachu! Searching for Al on the other side of the Gate he meets Ash in the world of Pokemon. Will he ever see his brother again? Also, Ash's Pikachu died, and he struggles to recover from the loss of his partner. Rated T for swearng
Crossover - Pokémon & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,672 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Edward E.
Correspondence by Friendly Uncle reviews
Twilight Sparkle always liked being able to send Celestia her letters via dragon, it's an extremely handy system. It never occurred to her there might be some things she didn't want the princess to know...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Unexpected by Tinker Jet reviews
Twilight learns that even the innocent can turn on you. A fun little April Fools Day story for Equestria Daily. If you have time, pop in and drop me a vote. Reviews are welcome!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Foxy by StormDragon666 reviews
Sakura was having an innocent and foreign.language.teaching sleepover with her friend Tenten when Naruto called, saying Kyuubi was making him sick. When she gets to him, she finds Naruto is not sick at all. NaruSaku, KyuuSaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Little Problem by RandomCheeses reviews
Inspired by Kristen Sharpe's wonderful drawing of the ever popular Chimera!Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Alien Ichigo by moviefan-92 reviews
Post-anime. Two years after Deep Blue's defeat. Kish returns to earth and kidnaps Ichigo. He turns her into an alien and brings her back to his planet, declaring that she's going to be his mate. And Ichigo isn't happy about any of this. K/I. COMPLETE
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,417 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] Tart, Pie - Complete
Strings of the Heart by Lacrymosa-Nightmare reviews
Ed has a gift for music and he has just about no equal when it comes to playing the violin. But his gift doesn't come without a price and he's about to find out who and what that price might entail...when he does, will it be too much to let go of?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,909 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Family Portrait by Aluxis reviews
Sweet moment between Esme and Carlisle. Carlisle's shares his ideas of what their children would look like as toddlers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Wikipedia: Hedgehogs by Taranea reviews
A party and everyone s present! Little Cream gets her paws on a laptop and Sonic s worst nightmare ensues as his ‘friends’ discover the awful truth about hedgehogs in a very well known encyclopedia…
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sonic
Casting by lunaryu reviews
If One Piece is a film and the characters are the actors and actresses... A series parody version drabbles of One Piece manga. Warning: major spoiler up to recent chapters and hints of many pairings in a way... YAY FOR PART XXI! GO GO GO!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy - Complete
Demons and Scorn by Shadow Quil reviews
Sakura had many secrets. The Naruto story retold from the beginning, with major and minor changes. Minor Inobashing. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 250,484 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Unusual Arrangements by mrawgirl09 reviews
Just another HPFMA. Okay, so Al has his body back. So people think Ed's a girl. So there's a hint of developping Boylove here and there. So Roy's a pyromaniac. So Al's a psychotic. So Ed's sexually confusing people. So what?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 62,021 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Growing Up by Fivercon reviews
In which Lucy's growing pains consist of taking on five solo missions to prove that she isn't just a useless pretty face. That, and to dispel the ridiculous notion of her being Natsu's damsel in distress. NatsuXLucy. COMPLETE
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Traumerei by I Am Miranda Of The Tempest reviews
When Al sacrifices himself to get Ed's arm and leg back Ed doesn't know his brother is dead. He lives in a dream where evrything is perfect and Al is always with him. People around him see it as insanity but is it really? Is Al really gone?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Hardest Part by LJ Summers reviews
Winner of multiple awards, this is the first story of my Imprinting: The Mating Imperative series. How Embry imprints on his best friend's girl and does his best to win her love while exploring the imprinted relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,257 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Embry, Bella] - Complete
Fifty Bits of Straw by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Fifty little drabbles, each based off a single word. Some are deep and thoughtful, and others are just plain meaningless. Includes all nine Straw Hat Pirates. Rated for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
The Rainbow Drops by Curimuch reviews
Foreigners from many continents of Popstar fled to Pupuland when strange storms chased them out of their lands. What was thought of as strange weather was sadly more. It makes Metaknight very apprehensive as he works in the background to keep peace.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,664 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009
Taming the Lion by JasperIsAManlyMan reviews
Bella's pride has always shunned her for her parentage. The man she loved was killed for a hatred of his kind. And her sister has just been murdered. Alone and seeking revenge, Bella's sure she'll never be happy again - until she meets the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,877 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Til You Feel It All Around You by Tonko reviews
Zoro, Usopp, and Robin don't return as expected from a foray into an island forest. After setting out to locate them, the rest of the crew finds their nakama each missing significant portions of their whole lives.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57,741 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/1/2009
A Nanny's Tale by YarningChick reviews
Wanted; a competent housekeeper and nanny for the three motherless children of the Baron von Gikkingen. Must be good at cooking vegetarian meals, cleaning the manor, and telling stories to the children. ONLY PLAIN GIRLS NEED APPLY!
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,736 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Color Inside the Lines by MarshmellowDragon reviews
And all of a sudden, the barren bartender is a mother. Makino, Luffy, Ace, and their patched together family "thingy." /unfortunately, no longer canon compliant./
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Luffy, Makino - Complete
By My Side by Night Rain Illusion reviews
If he could cure Brother by using human transmutation, then he would do it in a heartbeat. Al's determined to succeed, no matter what the consequences may be. But Ed just wants to wake up. Based on BBI!Veggie Ed. Warnings for insanity and character death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,260 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Super Villain Summer Camp by Cicilicious reviews
After learning that Frida has unawoken superpowers, her and Manny are sent to a super villain summer camp. They're having the time of there lives, but something's wrong. Frida's powers prove to be alot deadlier than expected, in more ways than one. MxF
El Tigre - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 68,948 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Frida S., Manny R./El Tigre - Complete
Sweet Chipsteen by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Timmy's parents are thrilled Chip wants Timmy as a boyfriend. Timmy wishes himself 16 so Chip won't get in trouble. Only now he needs to be saved from his relationship before he loses his fairies! Can Cosmo and Wanda pull it off?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - [Timmy, Chip Skylark] - Complete
Winter Wonderland by Splatter Fall reviews
The Straw Hats land on an uninhabited winter island. Snowballs fly, an ambush goes really, REALLY badly, and Usopp and Luffy end up in quite a jam...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Usopp, Luffy - Complete
Bubbles by Winds of Water reviews
Roy, a dashing and charming merman, must win over his heart's desire. Roy/Ed requested oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by Splatter Fall reviews
Usopp is charged with entertaining his captain and Chopper one day, and decides to tell them a story. Needless to say, this does not go as planned.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Usopp - Complete
Damaged People by Daydreamishly reviews
The world underwent an abrupt transformation. Alchemy was nonexistent. Wars were stopped. The military no longer ran the world. And Edward Elric... was a junior in high school? Teacher!RoyxStudent!Edward; Self-inflicted AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,215 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Technically by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
SasuSaku.One-shot. "Well, if you're THAT curious," she said, "technically, we're all related." He didn't understand. Sanity seemed to have long left the mortal that stood before him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Am I Smart? by Penguin-sa reviews
An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Itch by bloomsburry reviews
Who knew that dealing with a 3 year old stalker was a hard task for a genius like Itachi to handle?.....ita/saku very long oneshot. R&R please....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,066 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Be a Good Brother by Red Roses2 reviews
One-shot. Al's musings about his brother's homosexuality. Mangaverse. RoyxEd, LingxEd, one-sided AlxWinry, Overprotective!Al, Self-Conscious!Ed. Lot of fun, trust me. Rated to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Minor Miscalculations by Fragmented Disillusionment reviews
After being transformed mysteriously into a Pichu, Alvin must race to discover a cure before his humanity is erased from the inside. Along the way, he'll discover a sinister plot that runs far deeper than the transformation of one unfortunate youth.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,157 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Pichu, Pikachu - Complete
BabyBella! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 351 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kurtailing a bad situation by Rusty Raccoon reviews
A young man on a trip encounters an urgent situation that results in an unexpected, apparent mind over matter transformation into a Pikachu morph. What happens next? Read on to find out.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,953 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Sasuke and Orochimaru: NaruSaku Fans? by ilovesoccer13 reviews
Sasuke gives Sakura a love potion to make her like Naruto, and chaos ensues. Takes place during Shippuuden. In order of importance: Naru/Saku, Hina/Kiba, Tema/Shika, Tenten/Neji or Rock Lee, depends on how you look at it, and Ino/Sai...sorta as a joke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Warm Puppy Dog Eyes and Cold Hearted Snakes by InsaneByChoice reviews
Kisame messes up and turns Sakura into a 4 year old making the Akatuski, mainly Itachi, take care of her.R&R ItachiXSakura hope you enjoy.Itachi is a bit occ but whatever. rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Behind The Scenes by Clarobell reviews
The crews away and not a single living person is on the ship... so why the hell is everything so noisy and who's that arguing on the deck? Why is there a french voice coming from the kitchen, and just who broke the railings? Pure crack. I dare you to read
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
Unrequited and Unconditional by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Sakura finally gets Sasuke to love her back using a very unusual tactic, but now it seems like everyone is bent on tearing them apart! Can they overcome Sasuke's curse mark, a murderous Ino, a lovestruck Itachi and even death? T for blood and deaths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,224 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Help! I'm Stuck in a Self Insert Fic! by Super Hyper Mario 128 III reviews
I, Matthew, have become that which I have previously mocked: a furry of myself trapped in the Sonic universe! Oh joy. Now, I gotta join forces with others who have met the same fate, stop a diabolical, if cliche, plot, and find a way home! Easy, right?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,800 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
My Brother's Keeper by sesshomaru's dokkaso reviews
I couldn't resist. Completely separate from my other stories. Inuyasha stumbles across his brother's clothing, armor and dead vassals. And it only gets stranger from there on out when he discovers his brother's a toddler hiding beneath Ah Un's body.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,300 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
The Power of Effingo by Wolfbutnotbad reviews
Sakura is being defended again and she's sick of it. Then something happens and when it ends, Sakura is different.She gains things she hadn't even heard of and it brings power as well as danger. Slightly more powerful Sakura. No pairings... Yet. RR!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,393 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Paint Balling with the Cullens! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
PAINT BALLIN! Ok, so Emmett angers Rosalie, starting a war between the genders... Includes a pretty good paint balliing[manipulating Bella, scheming [when is she not?] Alice, and a sulking Emmett bent on revenge...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
A Ripple In Time by seguha reviews
FINIsHEd!In the fight to retrieve sasuke, sakura gets hit with a forbidden jutsu by orochimaru which send her back to team 7's childhood. Sakura intervenes, in turn changing the future. At first she like its but soon begins to regret
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,390 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wishes by Saiyachick reviews
When Edward wishes for Bella could relive her childhood just once, he gets more than he bargains for when he and the rest of the Cullen family find a five year old Bella. How will a day with the child Bella go?/Sequel is up/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Magnetic Attractions by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
Tsunade decides that Sakura has been single for far too long. With the help of a jutsu, can Tsunade shove her apprentice in the right direction for love and hopefully a couple of adorable grandkids? NejiXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Chibi Sakura by Nikooru-sama reviews
[Now Complete! Sequel is now up!] Sakura drinks something her mum made and makes her a 4 year old chibi! Team 7, 8, 10 and Gai's Team needs to look after her! Lots of BoysXSaku pairings! Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,418 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Puppy 101 by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
A prank spell turns Inuyasha and Sesshomaru back into young pups. Kagome volunteers to keep them safe in her time until a cure is found. But as she soon finds out: Puppies are a handful! Chapter 12 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,816 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Spirited Away 2: Return to the Spirit World by moviefan-92 reviews
It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,876 - Reviews: 4295 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - [Chihiro O., Kohaku N.] Zeniba, Kaonashi - Complete
It Sucks To Be Who? by RanMouri82 reviews
In Conan's crew it can be hard to say, much less sing, whose life sucks most. With apologies to Avenue Q!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
When We Backslide by Ishvalan Alchemist reviews
Something terrible happens to Edward. Mustang and his gang have to catch Chimeras set loose on the city. Who is behind all this and why? I have a picture for Chapter 5! 19 is Up! Enjoy and Review Please! COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,134 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Shrimp in Boxers by razatip reviews
Edward recieves a rather strange gift in the mail from an unnamed gift giver.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Love Sick by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness, sequel to Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas: Poor Sakura! First she gets the flu and is bedridden. Now her overprotective boyfriend and teammates are going to 'heal' her. May God have mercy on her soul.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Always There by Lil-Yasha reviews
A terrible thing happened during a battle with Naraku, even Sess is devastated. Little did they know...he was always there. Have tissues handy, even makes the author cry. IT ENDS HAPPY! OOC WARNING!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,865 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Innocence by Kitsama reviews
The final battle is over and Inuyasha is dying. He's given of himself to make sure his friends and companions are happy but it seems he has one more thing to give
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Two Toddlers and a Dog by Mystic Dragon reviews
Roy gets more than he ever imagined when the unexpected happens...Edward and Alphonse Elric are reduced to toddlers! Can he manage the Elrics in terrible two mode, or will he finally ask for some help? RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Gesundheit! by Joe Fenton reviews
You don't suppose it's true, do you?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
Lesbian Amazonian Dominatrix by Trimatter reviews
Ranma, Genma, and Soun visit Jusenkyo to finally find a cure for the Saotome's curses. Their quest ends with very tragic [or humorous] results. This is a can's worth of Spam. Enjoy it's goodness. [One shot]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Complete
Innocense by Lil-Yasha reviews
One shot connected to ALWAYS THERE. It's a special day. And the reason is surprising. Cherished memories, humor, and fluffiness ensues! OOC WARNING
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Wazzaap! by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
Hughes is bored, so he decides to entertain himself at the expense of the tax-funded military phone lines. Mild Crackfic. Drabble-ish
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2004
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Ranma Dead by Nicholas Stone reviews
Ranma Accidently downs one of Hikaru Gosunkugi's concotions with amusing results.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,582 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2004
A Fistful Of Omake by metroanime reviews
just various omake that i've used, seperated here for those who just want a quick laugh or maybe write a continuance.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,632 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 1/20/2002
Chaotic Future by Cloud-Dreamer reviews
Ranma calls Skuld a 'tomboy' and the Sailor Scouts really don't like the results. Story complete
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,386 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Ranma, Skuld - Complete
Deep Blue: A Koi Rod Love Story by Kirinin reviews
Ranma loves Ryoga due to the koi rod love spell, and Ryoga is going out of his mind. Involves stinky flowers, voyeuristic Tendo girls and all sorts of fluffy silliness. Based VERY loosely on the Light Princess.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,561 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/8/2003
When Hanyou's turn childrenish by Sugi Komadori reviews
*complete!*inu-yasha is turned into a three year old, and kagome has to take care of him! (rated for language) Hurry and read, it's KAWAII
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,117 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Complete
Little Buffy by Zarrah reviews
A spell to bring Buffy out of her gloomy mood backfires, causing a 'small' problem for the Scoobies **Complete**
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2002 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Girl Days by Kenko reviews
People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,051 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/14/2001 - Published: 7/7/2001
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Winter Date reviews
A Winter Festivle deserves a Winter Date. Especially one as cute as Zoey's Date. Shenanigans do not ensue and everything ends perfectly.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Elesa/Kamitsure - Complete
Who Knew reviews
Everything you never knew Ed could be, have or do. Other characters for the sake of it. Chapter 1 Pants
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Edward E.
Never Cry reviews
Bella, abandoned by her mom and dad has a gift not even sheunderstands.Her eyes a stunning yellow-orange color reel anyone in. Her gifthides her emotions from others and much more,who will break down her walls? Taken over by NinjaFoodLover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella
Disclaimers: Naruto Edition reviews
That's right folks! Relive the majesty, the wonder, the excitement, the pure unbridled beyond-what-anyone-imagined MADNESS of The Disclaimers: Naruto edition. I'm NinjaFoodLover and hopefully we will experience stuff. No refunds.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009
Happy Happy Joy Joy reviews
What if there was a second Inuyasha universe that no one knew about. And only good things happened in this one which means It's all rainbows and butterflys. Now we take Kagome from the real Inuyasha universe and thrust her in this one. Run Kagome RUN.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Inuyasha's Bad day reviews
InuYasha had a bad day and is now brooding on a hill. Kagome comes to cheer him up. Poor InuYasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete