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Quotes and Sayings
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself
"Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird
Guns don't kill people. I do
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side
When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused - I will use little words.
When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
A drunken 80 year old Asian woman driving a Chevy Suburban trough New York City during lunch hour. The carnage would be legendary
My gamer fragged your honor student.
You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Your opinion has been duly noted, numbered, and ignored.
Love makes the world go round, but hatred makes sure it doesn't spin out of control
It takes real guts to admit you're a coward
Seriously though, I would never touch a girl's boobies without her permission. Unless she was dead, in which case I would ask the next of kin
Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men and the children are the FBI
I like how an all loving god can damn people to eternal suffering for being what he made them as
If your going to do something stupid, might as well be smart about it
I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If the #2 pencil is most popular, why is it still #2?
I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect.
I get plenty of excersise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck,
Family is like fudge: mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Save a tree, eat a beaver.
Bob: But mom! All my friends are doing it!
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied
Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way
Don't drink and drive . . . you might hit a bump and spill your
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
If you were under house arrest, and you lived in a mobile home,
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
"Cute as a button". Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that.
You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from
What does the k in K-mart actually stand for?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Where in the nursery rhymes does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Therapy is expensive, but bubblewrap is cheap!
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is the fear of the number 666
A wise man does not piss into the wind.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you vodka, have a party.
If you are not afraid to fail, then you can succeed at anything.
The only stupid questions are the ones you already knew the answers to.
If the prompt tells you to hit any key, and you spend more than two seconds looking for the 'any' key, get the fuck off the computer. The internet is filled with enough idiots already.
If your literary skills are not passable on a fifth grade scale, do not attempt to write fanfiction. The world will thank you later.
If you have half a mind to do something, stop. You obviously haven't thought it through all the way.
This is a real law in Texas: If two trains meet going opposite directions, one may not pass until the other has. www.dumblaws.com
If you can see the white light at the end of the tunnel, get the fuck out of the way, the train's coming.
The sad truth is that common sense isn't all that common.
Remember what the door mouse said: feed your head.
A man who claims to be wise is one who is oblivious to the fact that he is fallible.
Birds of a feather flock together...and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Eventually you will reach a point where you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think about algebra.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Today, we call it golf.
The rich wage war and pick up their pens to write the history, the poor go to war for the rich and dust off their instruments to write the songs.
That's gayer than nine guys fucking eight guys--Patton Oswalt
It's hard to believe that out of a million sperm you were the one to make it to the egg first.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
"It takes real guts to admit you're a coward."
Something taken is worthless, but something earned is worth everything.
Shit happens, find a toilet
Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.
If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want.
Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you
When life beats you down, think of Apollo Creed in Rocky 4, and keep your ass there
When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.
When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.
When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.
My girlfriend is a cannibal...she eats kids by the millions.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.
Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.
I feel the ‘urge to merge.
I like fleshy pink tacos, with extra special sauce
When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.
When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: ‘One. But it takes ten episodes, two level ups, Piccolo and all the human fighters dying and getting revived, and someone getting pecks the size of tires to do it.’ –Uzumaki Harry by: (fanfiction.net)
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.