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Joined 03-31-08, id: 1539631, Profile Updated: 06-23-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Psych, White Collar, and Supernatural.

Le Global Conquest-er is probably one of the coolest people ever. With a mediocre talent at anything literature, the Global Conquest-er is trying to take over the world, one day/week/month/year/decade/century? at a time!


And, to clear up the confusion: I am a girl.

I know, I know, that's what you get for choosing the world's most amazing pen name.

Just quickly, then:

Likes: Rain / Torchwood / John Barrowman / Harry Potter / Artemis Fowl / Spaghetti / More Stuff

Dislikes: Gwack Shippers / Stephanie Meyer / the Texas Board of Education / Religious Homophobes / Oranges / More Stuff


How 'bout we just get to the meat of the situation, ya? I mean, my profile was like four-hundred words long of stuff that no one, including myself, actually cared to read. Now, apart from this note, you probably won't even have to scroll down to see what I've got here.

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To The Sticking Place by Zephyras reviews
The end justifies the means. Failure is not an option. There is always a choice, except when there isn't. These are the phrases Ianto Jones lives by and he refuses to allow anyone, even Captain Jack Harkness, to change that. Jack/Ianto, AU, TW1 Agent!Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 101,446 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 143 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Jersey Resurrection by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
A year after, John finds a surprise visitor at Harry's. The fall and rise of Sherlock Holmes are explained. Physical violence is done. My take on how Reichenbach happened, and what happens after. SPOILERS through 2x03. Gen. Rated for swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Different Start: American Harry Prequel by DarkeStar reviews
Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 393,920 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P.
The Only Thing Constant by Min Daae reviews
Groundhog Day was never Neal's favorite movie. Every time the situation with the treasure is resolved, Neal blinks and it's the day Adler dies all over again. Character deaths happen. But there is a happy ending.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Neal C. - Complete
Try and try and try again by MediEvil Ways reviews
We are what our parents make us. And that goes for Arthur as well. How can Merlin ever hope to change that? Perhaps a radical approach is needed? Merlin's thoughts as he burns on the pyre and his consequent actions.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Forged Smile by ButtermilkCavalry reviews
"Peter would get his wife back home. And his dog an a leash." Takes place right after 3.10 Countdown. I have no idea how cruel I'll be in the future, so be warned. Neal will get hurt, probably worse than intended. No slash
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,903 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Flatmates by ammcj062 reviews
John didn't meet Mike Stamford in the park - instead, he took a certain taxi. An alternative version to how John and Sherlock could have met.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 387 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance! Slash scenes are well marked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,598 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
A Soul, A Mentality, A Name by CaptainOzone reviews
Bk1 of Prophesized. Merlin and Arthur are faced by a new, powerful threat: the Gvarath. Merlin once again dons the guise of Dragoon the Great to save Arthur. But the question is: will he be able to convince Arthur to fight alongside him? No slash. Cover by ErinNovelist.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,959 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Dinner Date by Rainey13 reviews
A "missing scene" from the Season 3 episode "Deadline" - Diana and Neal consider what their double-date dinner really meant.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Neal C., Diana - Complete
Fake Psychics and Psychic Paper by Sarah1281 reviews
Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a pyschic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,528 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
This Much Crumpled Thing by Mousme reviews
Neal's been in some pretty shady place during his criminal career. One of the least pleasant souvenirs is malaria.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Cast Me Gently Into Morning by BeyondTheStorm reviews
It starts with a choice. After promising that when the time came he would choose wisely, Arthur never once thought that he would make the wrong choice, but the choices that matter most aren't always what we think. *Post season 3* Oneshot, 2 parts.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Goodbye Apathy by windscryer reviews
"So help me, Caffrey, you better not actually give a damn right now because if you're just doing this to screw with me—" "What? What will you do?" Neal asked, not a flicker of genuine interest or concern in his eyes.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
How to Restore the Balance of Nature by Bundibird reviews
Inspired by Colin and Bradley's Video Diaries. There's a spider in Arthur's bath, and it's up to the Prince to deal with it and restore the balance of nature. Borderline crackfic. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Detour to Heaven by Crowlows19 reviews
Foul mouthed, rude, and angry. Oh and let's not forget, seventeen going on eight. Time Travel fic. A little bit of the usual dashed with some of the not so usual. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4810 - Favs: 10,338 - Follows: 11,856 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Titan of Industry by Kiki Cabou reviews
Neal reveals an unusual hobby during a stakeout, and it enriches his life in amazing and amusing ways. A collection of four short stories. Winner, Best Comedy, at the 2011 White Collar Awards.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Neal C. - Complete
He Remembers by niblettk reviews
Kurt remembers exactly how he got his scar. He just wishes he didn't.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4178 - Favs: 4,002 - Follows: 4,212 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
The Price Of Breathing by MirrorMyThoughts reviews
Sometimes Merlin wished he was normal, because for normal people, breathing had no price.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Merlin - Complete
Crash and Burn by journeyman3 reviews
An explanation for 'Don't'. Companion piece added.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Patience and Determination by remuslives23 reviews
Jack was glad for his tendency to speak before he thought.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Owner's Manual by Kiki Cabou reviews
This story gives whole new meaning to the phrase "pet convict." It is satiric and complete. Come on in.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,894 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Of Honour and Magic by CorgiFromSpace reviews
Death of Merlin: Part 1. Everyone expected Arthur to protect his manservant when it was revealed the boy was a warlock. Instead, he stood proudly beside his father as his best friend was tied to a stake and a pile of firewood was built below. NO SLASH
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,852 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Only That Which is Written in Blood by Kansas42 reviews
Every coffin Cho's ever helped carry has weighed just slightly more than the last. Maybe before, maybe things could have been different. But there are no happy endings now.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Kimball C., Patrick J. - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
It's Better to Be by dalai reviews
Kate used to laugh, but there is nothing funny to him in the realization that, stripped of his defenses, he is not a liar by choice.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Neal C. - Complete
Stuttering by SlipStitch reviews
Neville wants to date Harry Potter but isn't so sure he has what it takes to date the Hufflepuff Savior! NL/HP SLASH. AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Damsels are Distressing by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Damsels are in distress. Merlin is a hero. Arthur is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3220 - Favs: 10,175 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Untitled by Maisontv reviews
A fill for the prompt: "For whatever reason, Neal is assigned a different FBI agent handler/liaison/etc. - whether permanently or on a temporary basis. Neal makes his life hell until he gets Peter back."
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 5,225 - Follows: 984 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Man with the Red and White Shoes by Scarlett De Fontaine reviews
When one of Watson's clients dies mysteriously, Holmes is put on the scent of a deeper plot. Who is the strangely dressed man, and what does his appearance at the scene have to do with the lovely Miss Diana Caradeen? thanks to EoT, some are bits incorrect
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Blueberries & Rollercoasters by lydiamaartin reviews
All Harry wanted was to go to an amusement park over the summer, like normal teenagers do. At some point, Snape gets turned into a giant blueberry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 6,751 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. What else is it but another excuse to mess with his students and play matchmaker? Mayhem ensues. Draco is slutty. Harry and Ginny are fighting. Ron tries to be someone he's not. Dumbledore's artistic vision proves disturbing. The students get mad, but the parents get madder! Lots of sex & language. Oh, and nude wrestling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Spitting Images by netgirly2k reviews
Donna Noble for Eleven?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Recruitment Policy by whingymcgregor reviews
Torchwood try to move on after the events of Exit Wounds, but will they live long enough to pick new recruits? Jack/Ianto Gwen/Rhys
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,096 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 160 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Ten things to do at Torchwood when you're dead by netgirly2k reviews
Do you ever get the feeling that we're the best two?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Read Between the Lines by X-parrot reviews
or, Slash and the Modern Psychic Investigator. Gus is easily traumatized, and Shawn Spencer will break down the fourth wall with a laser printer to get what he wants. Slashish. Kinda. Maybe.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
A Whisper to the Living by X-parrot reviews
Ten years after the Psych agency closed, Shawn Spencer returns to Santa Barbara.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
The Bake Sale by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Complete! Dear Professor Dumbledore, When Fudge cuts your funding, Snape's suggestion may not be the safest to take: especially if it makes the Potions' Master cringe, too. Includes Snape, baffled Death Eaters, and a chocolate cake worth its weight in
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Ron's Discovery by fruit17 reviews
Ron Weasley was never exactly a sensitive bloke. But when he discovers his best friend's bestkept secret, he has a lot of growing up to do. It's time Ron begins to understand his wife, his friends, and just what it means to be a hero. HD, RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
You Broke Him, You Fix Him by teacherbev reviews
After a brutal Occlumency lesson has disasterous consequences, Dumbledore insists that Snape fix Harry and take his place at the Dursleys. Rated for language and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,620 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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Goat Fever reviews
A fic wherein Dean is angry, Cas is a goat, and Sam giggles in the bathroom like a teenaged girl.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Living in the Clouds reviews
WARNING: Spoilers for Judgment Day S3ep16 Neal's thoughts right before the screen goes dark. Unbetaed, so any feedback is appreciated.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Neal C. - Complete
POISON reviews
She was his poison, he knew, but he didn't seem to care.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
So Not Expecting That reviews
Not very high quality. I was going to delete it, but it amused me. Vaguely. Summ: Mid-New Moon: Edward leaves, Bella gets preggers, Edward falls in love with someone else, stuff happens, and things sparkle. Parody on other fanfics pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel reviews
I said that at some point, I would continue this. Maybe I will. Likely I won't. Sorry for those who actually cared, and I doubt any of you still do. After all, it's been YEARS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,789 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete