Deserted Eternity
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Joined 03-31-08, id: 1539658, Profile Updated: 09-21-08
Author has written 12 stories for Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Loveless.

'm in a slump of sorts, if you haven't noticed. Forgive me; it started with the advent of exams at school and it developed into a major case of rising-senior-itis. I'll get to work on my incomplete fics here shortly. I promise. :D

My favorite manga/anime(in no particular order): Deathnote, FMA, Loveless, Furuba, One Piece, and Naruto among many others. By the way, start searching things like "insertcharacternamehere is gay" on dA or photobucket. The ones you find for Sasuke are hilarious. -giggle- I have too much free time.

My favorite book authors evar(in no order because I worship them all equally): Brian Jaques, Mercedes Lackey, Anne McCaffrey, and Douglas Adams, and now Diana Wynne Jones. I also like Terry Pratchett, but I haven't read enough of him to be deemed as hardcore a fan as of the other four authors listed.

Series that I might(or have) written fanfics for: Deathnote obviously, working on an FMA or three, I've written one and am tweaking it heavily for Naruto, and now in the ferment is one for Howl's Moving Castle. And it was inevitable, all yaoi fangirls go for Loveless. Squee. I've only got up to vol. seven, but I'm OBSESSED I TELL YOU. O_O'

Upcoming/in-progress fics(in order of priority and amount complete):

Untitled: Sequel to My Own Prison, this one in Roy's POV(first person again). Post-Conqueror of Shambala slightly screwed with since Germany is fail. =)

Senioritis: AU, FMA; Roy is a high-school history teacher and Ed is a senior in Roy's class. The plot will involve a senior prank having to do with dairy products, a giant water-balloon fight, and only my Muse knows what else. On hiatus due to my overwhemling ennui and the fact that I lost interest pretty early.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
(I'm very proud of my heritage, thankyou.)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Actually, someone has accused me of that. XD)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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Unsaid by Spirix reviews
There are somethings you never say to those you love, but that doesn't mean they don't hear it. Ed Elric x Roy Mustang. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Deeper by Val-Creative reviews
He could still remember the moment with unnatural clarity. Eventual RitsukaxSoubi. Angst. Warnings of underaged smoking, violence, and future sexual content. Gift to LaChoy.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,257 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Soubi A., Ritsuka A. - Complete
At Your Mercy by LightNeverFades reviews
It was as if I had known you all my life. I thought I had finally found my equal. And yet, sometimes when our eyes met, you held a smile that always perplexed me. You knew, Laito-kun. You knew of what was to come. LxK - Slash, Spoilers, One-Shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
In The Opposite Direction by sbyamibakura reviews
L/Light, Who knew that one little red sock could change so much for so many people? --Set during the Yotsuba arc--
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hard Candy by Ma Chat reviews
It was one of the things L lived for, and sometimes he almost didn't regret indulging himself in it. -B and L, lemon-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - L - Complete
The Fight by demonrubberducky reviews
LxRaito Matsuda witnesses a fight between L and Raito. Matsuda witnesses something else between them as well.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Loss Of Focus by NothingFromNowhereImNoOneAtAll reviews
In which Light cannot keep concentrated due to distractions by a certain detective... LightXL. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Good Idea at the Time by silvereyesish reviews
...LxLight... It should be noted that a pissed off Light and a oblivious as usual Matsuda produce a rather... frisky L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Chemistry by SongSwifteye reviews
AU RoyEd. Chemistry Professor Roy Mustang had a repuation as a bit of a playboy, but could his firey TA change that? Inspired by Sakki's picture, Professor Roy's Chemistry Lab.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lick Lick by If You Get My Drift reviews
Because sometimes, the best ideas come at 3:00 in the morning. [L x Raito] [oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Dulce by Nameless Ookami reviews
A fluffy moment between Light and L that nearly results in the loss of Light's sanity. Rated for some rather crude humor. LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Difference by Jiia-chan reviews
That was the only difference between them, really. It wasn't much. Just a shift in perspective. Just a different point of view. But, when it gets down to it, that little difference is all that really matters. Strange angsty fluff...ness. RaitoXL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Give me a Reason by Demias reviews
Ed feels useless. He achieved his goal of getting Al's body back and now he has nothing to live for. After a suicide attempt, Hughes and Roy take it upon themselves to help him. Can they give him a reason to live? RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Narcissus in the Brambles by Shadowfax reviews
Ficlet, from Owlsight. A conversation with Nightwind, Snowfire, and Darian leads Silverfox to reflect on what makes Firesong so loveable.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Caress Me Down by anime gher reviews
RoyEd. The never ending struggle to get these two together in a way that's somewhat believable.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,670 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
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I Love You reviews
Soubi discovers the meaning behind the old saying, "you reap what you sow." RitsukaxSoubi smut. a pointless lemon to appease my Muse.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
It Started with a Text reviews
i'm bad with titles and summaries. go read it. just limes, my Muse can get over it. RitsukaxSoubi. LOVE THEM.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Senioritis reviews
AU. Ed's a senior in high school, Mustang a history teacher. Near the end of the year, what will happen when everyone's ready to be out of school? Pranks, Water-balloon fights, and who knows what else. A bit of yaoi, once we get into it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
My Own Prison reviews
WARNING: Mature content! Rape, abuse, etc. Eventual RoyxEd. Envy and Scar make life difficult for a certain young alchemist, but they say that every cloud has a silver lining.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Delightful Impossibility reviews
Prequel to Aftermath, as promised. LxLight yaoi; much more of it than the sequel. I hadn't planned on lemons, but my Muse is stubborn.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,465 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Long Time reviews
RoyxHughes. In the war, they turned to each other to stave off the horrors. Back home, Hughes had Gracia to go back to. But what about Mustang?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Aftermath reviews
What's this? L and Light have a daughter? Where did this come from! We don't know yet because this is the sequel to something I haven't written yet! It's yaoi, but mild. T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
This Beast Called Love reviews
It wants to leap upon me and take my heart in its jaws, this creature called love. LxLight yaoi; suggestions of citrus in chapter 2. Angst and tragedy in the final chapter, and L's name is spoiled.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
What's in a Name? reviews
Why are L and Light dressed up for Halloween, handing out candy to little kids? LxLight yaoi, fluffy one-shot. Spoils L's name and such, be careful!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Ups and Downs of Falling for Your Enemy reviews
When you fall for your arch enemy, things can get messy. Especially when you both are determined to kill each other, and when the author can't write a proper summary. LxLight Yaoi, some citrus in chapter two.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Day Off reviews
When everyone takes a day off, Light and L rent a movie. What is supposed to be a restful holiday turns up an unexpectedly frisky L. LxLight Yaoi, one-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
You're Gonna Pay For That reviews
Supposed to be a one-shot, turned into a two-shot. Yaoi, L and Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete