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Joined 03-31-08, id: 1539836, Profile Updated: 03-16-13
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Unspeakables, Kayla Rivera, Drop Dead Fred, Ouran High School Host Club, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, and Doctor Who.

PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS: HIDDEN13LACKHEART, BIASED.NEUTRALITY

ANNOUNCEMENT: Yusukishredder, fellow fanfic-writer, has written and published a book! YES! It's called "The Unspeakables." Awesome book; I have a copy. Now you can post fanfics for it--I wrote one!

NOTE: My past fanfics pretty much suck. I suck at fanfics, okay? My Doctor Who fics are the only ones I really care about at this point, my Twilight fics suck the worst, and basically anything else was a sub-par attempt at trying something different. Thanks for coming, but please don't judge too harshly. Most of this stuff was posted before I was out of high school, and I only just started writing in 2007/2008 (9th grade).
The only fanfic exempt from this note is "New Life," because it's based on a book my friend self-published, and she liked the entirety of it. It's different from my other FF because you don't need to read the original book to understand what's going on.


Name: You can call me K. ;)

Nationality: Italian-American (Don't know much Italian--I understand more than I can speak)

;D

I am a... well, I'm not normally a fan fiction writer. I usually make up my own stuff (I'm hoping to finish a book and get it published). I did think of some funny short things that I guess you could call fan fictions.

ANNOUNCEMENT: I am SUPER excited to say that my book is progressing wonderfully! Thanks to my friend yusukishredder for being my editor!

Here is my fictionpress profile: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/647206/

UPDATE: I no longer use my fictionpress profile, so here's my Figment profile instead: http://figment.com/users/54178

Feel free to read my original works. :)

LINK TO TIME-LORD GO FISH VIDEO (It's rather boring since there's only two of us. I apologize.): http://youtu.be/Qh8KAsXKR1U

If you're just here to find out if I'm working on any Fan Fictions right now, scroll to the bottom of the page!!


Current Fanfics Under Construction/Not fully posted:

NONE.

All other fan fictions are complete and will not be updated.

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50 Ways to Annoy Iggy: THE STORY by the7thflockmember reviews
What would happen if the flock found my list, '50 Ways to Annoy Iggy? Read to find out. Who ever knew they could be so cruel to everybody's favorite blind, pyro CHEF? Chapter 7 up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,368 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Iggy
A Parallel Universe by strella.smith reviews
What if Polly Cronin had not been able to shut Fred up in the jack-in-the-box? This story takes place in an alternate universe where this was the case and we see what ensues because of Fred's uninterrupted presence in Lizzy's life.
Drop Dead Fred - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 131,966 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
A Different Turn by ArtemisTheYoung reviews
What if things took a different turn? What if Captain Hammer DID die. What if Penny did NOT. And what if just maybe, Penny fell for Billy? Rated T cause I it felt needed to be.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny
Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives by Starkiller reviews
Post DH: Fred is a ghost with a curse on his head. Now in order to save his soul, the twins must solve a series of murder mysteries that will lead them to a dangerous secret stretching deep into the vault of the Founders' history. Fred x OC, George x Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,490 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
A Series of Shakespearian Events by Firefly Conlon reviews
The Tempest, Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, A Midsummer Night's Dream: Short stories with parodies intertwined. These short stories make you look at the represented play with new eyes, they challenge your brain. Take a look: I DARE YOU!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Hot by Angelic Guardian reviews
Perhaps it was just the heat getting to Tohru's head that was causing her to stare at Kyo like that. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Recurring Dreams by jenniferlovvrence reviews
kerry wakes up from a dream and gets a midnight visitor...one shot! R&R
Companions of the Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Life Happens by Qoheleth reviews
Requested by udita. Turtle and Theo had planned not to have children - but, as we all know, if you want to hear God laugh...
Westing Game - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Turtle W., Theo T.
Simon's Return by cullenluver12 reviews
I'm really going to regret meddling with that witch, I'm sure. On the bright side, Simon's home, so everything else is irrelevant, right? I mean, what's the worst that can happen? REWRITTEN AND IN PROGRESS
Silver Kiss - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10264 - Favs: 12,498 - Follows: 5,136 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Funny Notes with Bella and the Cullens by meghanlundy reviews
What happens with a piece of paper and some pens mixed with the Cullens and... Bella! So many random things!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9645 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Adventures in DemonSitting by YusukiShredder reviews
A chocolate crazed girl named May summons the characters from YYH and Inuyasha to the real world where she must take care of them, worst of all they must fit in at her boarding school. HieiXOC KuramaXOC SessyXOC InuKag, Mirku,Sango. IYYYH- DISCONTINUED!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Which Lust? by ahemyywe150 reviews
Bella and Edward enjoy the summer...and each other. Takes place after Eclipse, and meant to be one shot, but might add more one shots for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Iridescent Rose by Wolf-Rayet Star reviews
Something I wrote a while ago. Ignore, XD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Goes Gangsta! by purrbastian reviews
Honestly, probably the weirdest story you've ever read. It's completely random and meant to put the characters in OCC form. Warming: this may cause you to pee your pants from laughing so hard. Reader's discretion is advised. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Foreign Affairs by Ellenedwardforever reviews
Edward and Bella pose as French immigrants. Really funny..... Eclipse spoilers... Read on....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
What If? by purrbastian reviews
A random collection of one-shots that are in no way related to each other. Have there been scenes that you wish you could've seen? Random scenes that don't really fit, but wish they would've been in the show anyway? I've got it right here. R&R!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Welcome to the Zodiac Host Club! by Ochako107 reviews
[Complete] The Zodiac Host Club:a group of men, each with a different personality that entertain women with charm. Their special attraction that girls flock to see is the Zodiac Cat! Yet, when Tohru falls at the Sohma doorstep, chaos erupts and sparks fly
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 148,682 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Evening Sojourn by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Companions of the Night by Vivian Vande Velde Oneshot Michel watches, yearning for more.
Companions of the Night - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
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Around the World reviews
Third "episode" of my Doctor Who fanfictions. Emily finally gets that trip she wanted.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/22/2013
Fixed Point reviews
A sequel to my other Who-Fic: Can I Park My TARDIS Here? (UPDATED AND IMPROVED) (now it has a better plot)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Complete
Can I Park My TARDIS Here? reviews
Insanity ensues when Eliza meets the guy whose face has been plastered all over the internet and whose life has been publicized- no, not Matt Smith. The Doctor himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,955 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Standing Out reviews
Alice just embarrassed herself by doing something I've often wanted to do myself. A ONE-SHOT I WROTE FOREVER AGO.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Complete
Can Someone Please Cover My Eyes? reviews
Reiko and Kameko are new girls at Ouran. The first friend they made-Minori-told them about the Host Club. Kameko had no problem with joining her at the club. Reiko, on the other hand, finds it repulsive. my first anime/manga fanfic, so go easy on me.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011
New Life reviews
Lela's been having problems. She keeps finding herself in dangerous situations, and she doesn't have a clue how. A few of the original book characters were used in the making of this fanfic. Most chapters are less than a web page in length.
Unspeakables, Kayla Rivera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 34,200 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
What Happens Next? reviews
ONESHOT You know how when a movie ends, you can't help but wonder: What happens next? Here's my take.
Drop Dead Fred - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Choices reviews
Blaine got sent to the local hospital after the accident. He never returned to school. Everyone thought he was dead. Except Emile. Could she possibly be right? Read and find out...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,012 - Reviews: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Bear Feet reviews
What awaits Bella at the Cullen house today? Emmett, dressed up rather comically. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Saving a Friend reviews
Liz is a young witch that has frequent visions and uses them to help others. This time, she's using them to save a friend. Be prepared for suspense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - OC - Complete
Battle of the Englishmen reviews
HUMOR, HUMOR, HUMOR, HUMOR... You get the idea. Edward and Emmett get into a fight, then one starts talking funny. Based on something my sister and I did. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pizza Delivery reviews
Jason's doing the usual for a Friday Night: Delivering pizza to people with actual lives. What he didn't expect was a surprise in La Push. And his boss doesn't believe him. Was originally a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Mail's Here! reviews
Chris delivers packages to Forks residents, only to get a scary surprise. ONE SHOT. Sort of a continuation of "Pizza Delivery."
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete