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Joined 03-31-08, id: 1539860, Profile Updated: 08-10-12
Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

Personally, I generally only read people's author profiles en route to raiding their favorites for reading material, so I don't know if there's much point in filling this out, but what the heck.

I've been a nerd since I was a little girl, and sadly didn't know about some of the more fabulous aspects of nerd culture until much later. I'm old enough to remember the first incarnation of Transformers, and when movies came on VHS tapes. In other words, damn, I'm old. Fortunately I wear sunscreen, so people don't necessarily know it to look at me.

I've had multiple fandoms, but only started actually writing fic in the last couple of years. My first one was JRR Tolkien, but since I didn't know about fan fiction then, the world is mercifully spared any of my early work. And yes, I mean pre movies, unless you count that horrible animated one where the dwarves looked like flesh colored California Raisins.

Um, have some fic. I'm a painfully slow writer, and have several other time consuming hobbies that could easily be actual life paths in and of themselves if it weren't for that pesky "paying rent" issue. I live in a medium sized city on the East Coast of the United States, have a respectable day job, and moonlight as a painter.

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These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 279,542 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3818 - Favs: 3,631 - Follows: 3,945 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 913,629 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
Coming to Terms by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
The Decepticons decide to do their part to cement the fragile peace. Now the Autobots have to come to terms with culture clash, interfacing kinks, and rubber chickens. Jazz can only hope these things aren't somehow connected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 234,345 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Jazz, Starscream
An Adjustment of Plans by L. Mouse reviews
Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,089 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Soundwave, Ratchet - Complete
Project Reset: The Prequel by playswithworms reviews
DOTM AU: Two years after the events of Dark of the Moon, Barricade requires assistance. He finds a nice Autobot and asks for help politely.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,078 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Barricade, First Aid
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Song and Ravage by L. Mouse reviews
Complete novella. A prequel to An Adjustment of Plans. Soundwave's back story. Ravage is a deadly cybercat, and Song is a child by law, too young to bond to a symbiont. However, Ravage is also completely and desperately alone in the world. Only Song sees him as a friend. To others, he is a savage mechanimal or a prize symbiont who should only be bonded by an adult warrior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
5 Times Loki Meddled in Darcy and Steve's Relationship & One Time by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
AU: During the events of the Avengers, Darcy and Steve (but mostly Darcy) hit Loki over the head (repeatedly) and release him from Thanos' control. Loki is eternally grateful. For Loki, gratitude means meddling. Darcy x Steve. Darcy!Loki!BFFs. CRACK
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,859 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Darcy L., Loki
A Villain State of Mind by Mikkeneko reviews
To no one's pleasure, Loki ends up stranded in SHIELD custody after the events of The Avengers. Wary of Loki's dangerous abilities, Nick Fury calls in the favor of an old friend to help him keep this new threat under control - but can even the formidable Professor X save Loki from himself? Angst, hurt/comfort, redemption; no pairing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,990 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Fifty Dollar Data Plan by Retrolex reviews
Time to upgrade that data plan, Carly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Carly W.
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Schaduw Wereld by Theta Serpentis reviews
Written for a Norsekink prompt. AU. When no one comes to their rescue on Jötunheimr, Loki is forced to lead Thor, Sif, Hogun, Volstagg and Fandral through his secret paths between worlds. To the surprise of his friends: it's a lot more dangerous than they ever suspected. Loki's either very brave or very crazy to travel the Underworld and the Dreamlands.
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Thor - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,407 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
For Your Consideration by White Aster reviews
Jazz was used to change. One couldn't be complacent in Kaon. He was used to listening for the signs, watching for the change in the wind as the seekers said. Now...now was the time to double down and make sure he was securely on the winning team. Early-war AU, Decepticon!Jazz Co-written with Borath.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
Captive Guests by Ordis reviews
When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Attention Paid by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Grimlock doesn't talk about sex, baby...unless it's necessary.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Grimlock, Optimus Prime - Complete
It Takes a Village by Determamfidd reviews
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,147 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Primely Parts by femme4jack reviews
Everyone knows that one of the many gifts the Matrix bestows is tentacles. Somehow Rodimus missed that memo. Crack fic, explicit, and yeah, has tentacles. Please heed warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Rodimus Prime - Complete
Goodbye, My Coney Island Baby by ConeycatJr reviews
In a battle with Dr. Doom, Steve is hit by a de-aging spell and then kidnapped by Loki. What evil plans could the God of Mischief have in mind for him?
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Dawning: Rays of Light by White Aster reviews
Peace, sparklings, Jazz, Soundwave, online gaming, and happily ever after. Not in that order. A series of fics and ficlets set in the same 'verse as Dawning. NOT Dark of the Moon compliant! Ratings are various. Please note chapter headers!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Monsters: A Thor and Being Human crossover by ConeycatJr reviews
Loki falls into another realm, and learns there is more than one way to deal with being a monster.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,039 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Loki - Complete
A Transformation in Five Acts by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
OP&M OP/E1 "You want to know something, Optimus Out-Of-Whose-Tailpipes-The-Light-Shineth Prime? Today I find myself wondering if it's worth it after all." Soundwave's death triggers a tiny change in Megatron. But what will peace require?COMPLETE & revised
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,600 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Elita One, Optimus Prime, Megatron] - Complete
What Goes Around by Nightwind reviews
Swoop grows up. Way up. Unfortunately, there are growing pains involved. Meanwhile, for Starscream, no good deed goes unpunished. G1-based AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,618 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Starscream, Swoop - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2850 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Alien by Dreaming of Everything reviews
They thought that the defeat of Megatron and the defense of Earth had given everyone the chance to relax a little. But that's not all that's out there... Action-Adventure, gen, canon mentions of SamMikaela, Sam, Mikaela and Beecentric. Complete, sequel.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,578 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
A Royal Drink by Fandomme reviews
After the final battle, Zuko celebrates with his father's private reserve. Part Three of the Drinks series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Tshirt Incident by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Based on Sarah's Tshirt from my DeviantArt account, link in my bio. A provoked Goblin King shows up at the student bar, and a heated exchange ensues. Oneshot JS row with smirking, snarkiness & snogging, just for fun. Rating for language&references.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/3/2007
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Minion by Gevaisa reviews
In his home country of Latveria, it's Doctor Doom who is the hero, and Reed Richards who is the villain... Rating is for sexual content.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 89 - Words: 180,032 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Ponyville by LastScorpion reviews
Warning! Smallville My Little Pony Crossover! A million thanks to Ligia Elena for the lovely quick beta
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
The Sorcerer of Rouen by MastersofNight reviews
A reclusive business man, Erik imports the new American Typewriter, complete with a female Editor. With the possible sabotage of the shipment, is someone thwarting him, is she in danger, and why are there two masks? Four years post ALW. Complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,489 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
Double Date by LastScorpion reviews
It's May, 2005. Dawn is at Metropolis University. Clark asks her out. It doesn't go well.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2002
Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx reviews
Severus is forced to give his theories on why Slytherins are sexier. Yet-to-be-attatched snippet of 'Decoding of the Heart'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2001 - Published: 7/3/2001
A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 1: the stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/5/2001 - Published: 3/8/2001 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
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Wolf By the Ears reviews
TFA, post end. The Autobot Council discovers that the captured Decepticon leader has ancient, dormant slave programing. Optimus Prime is the bot they choose as his master. He's not too thrilled. Prompt fill.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,093 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Tentacle Snuggles reviews
After accidental exposure to Seeker pharmaceuticals. Soundwave gets cuddly with a captured Autobot. Jazz is totally going to use this as blackmail material. Humor/Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Feminine Troubles reviews
Something of a fix-fic for all those gender-bender stories where someone turns female and becomes a wuss. The Autobots are female. Amazons, Roll Out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,885 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron