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Author has written 45 stories for Labyrinth, Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Harry Potter, and Avengers.
I was formerly called Luna Dark Night.
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Something to think - and laugh - about
Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?
Ever get directions in Toronto? They can end up sounding sexual. They can because they name streets after people. I was getting directions on the phone and I thought the lady was having phone sex with me. Swear to god she was all 'Well you get off on the Gardener. You go down on Leslie. And you end up in John. That's right, John goes both ways.' What--?
"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired." --Proverb
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! Unknown
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
Challenges for Other Fanfiction Authors: Feel free to use any of these but please send me a message so I can read them too! I really hope at least a few people use these ideas.
1. Hetalia: The deeply in love King and Queen of Spades find themselves in the normal Hetalia world when one of the the Queen's spells goes awry. They meet the regular America and England who are in love but don't realize it is mutual and thus are pining for one another. Can Alfred and Arthur help their nation counterparts find each other?
2. Teen Titans: Songfic. RobStar to the song White Houses by Vanessa Carlton that is from Starfire's POV.
My Stand Alone Stories: (Contact me for PDF versions of any of the stories listed here, removed or otherwise.)
You Belong With Me (Incomplete)
A Thousand Years
Gone But Not Forgotten
But Never Me
At the Center
So, Stop Wondering!
Will we Ever Be Free Of... (Incomplete)
The Duke of Venomania
The Tree of Life
We All Fall Down (To be Expanded)
You Are My Sunshine
To Ruin. To Greatness.
The HAU Series:
I Hate You (May be Editred for Content)
Just A Day
Dream a Dream
War of the Lost and Forgotten Children
The Devil’s Objects Subseries:
1. The Devil’s Smile
2. The Devil’s Name
3. The Devil’s Love
HAU Side Stories:
1. Stress Relief (Removed)
2. Say It (Removed)
4.Blue Ice and Emerald Fire
100 Theme Drabbles:
All the Stars in Texas: Modern Western AU! Criminal Alfred F. Jones saves Arthur Kirkland from his violent boyfriend while taking a short vacation from his life of crime. Events spiral out of control and Arthur and Alfred partner up and are soon on the run. #1 in the Texan Stars Series.
Silver's Call: Alfred and Arthur's side of 'The Duke of Venomania.' Arthur Kirkland has disappeared and Alfred F. Jones won't rest until his fiance is home. Love is more than an simple emotion and a ring is more than just a piece of jewelry.
Alaska (WIP TITLE): Canada struggled to escape his lovers grip. America was taking his son! His son! Russia tightened his grip, mournfully burying his face in Canada’s hair. “We can do nothing about it, Matvey. If we challenge America now, he will destroy us...and our son.” Alaska was gone.
Copper Pennies: First sequel to All the Stars in Texas. #2 in the Texan Stars Series.
One Star: Second sequel to All the Stars in Texas. #3 in the Texan Stars Series.
Puppy Love (WIP TITLE): A GerIta story in the Texan Stars Universe.
Add a Smiley Face to It: “Why don't you add a smiley face next time then, eh!?” Lithuania jerked back in shock as his Canadian friend glared at him over the table. Meanwhile, Spain was showing off Romano's baby pictures...What's this about time machines? Just who gave England and America back their camera phones, and whose junk did Germany receive a picture text of and why? How on Earth did this happen?!
Hide and Seek: “Come out, come out wherever you are Brother!” A childish giggle rang out. America's blood froze in his veins. Wendigo.
After He's Gone: What happened in between 'Happy Birthday' and the time skip in 'Funeral Dirge'? Who found Canada's body and what was the immediate reaction to it all? A series of HAU side drabbles.
Also, Other Random Stories and the final chapter of You Belong With Me.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla