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Author has written 1 story for Misc. Books.

I don't love profiles, so I'll just post thing that make me laugh.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms, feminism and equal rights be damned.

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I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 4739 - Favs: 10,429 - Follows: 11,972 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 172,023 - Reviews: 5473 - Favs: 10,698 - Follows: 12,345 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 300,069 - Reviews: 5403 - Favs: 9,001 - Follows: 9,205 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,870 - Reviews: 4604 - Favs: 12,347 - Follows: 14,691 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3492 - Favs: 7,283 - Follows: 9,824 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Another Magic by Youmightdietrying reviews
For Harry Potter, the Battle of Hogwarts came to an end with a shocking turn of events. By some unknown force of magic, Harry finds himself on the desert planet of Tatooine where he encounters an exiled Jedi Master. Under the tutelage of this new teacher, Harry will become something the Empire is not prepared for. He will fight a new evil.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,657 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 3,399 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Harry P.
Life Crusades by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 468,929 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Baby Sitting Kidvengers! by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Just before the portal is finished to send Thor and Loki home, Loki cast a spell that deages the Avengers.Guess who's the lucky wizard assigned to care for the little brats? AwesomeParentHarry giving the Avengers a second chance at childhood, this time done right with lots of love and attention.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,696 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 4,075 - Follows: 5,128 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 10232 - Favs: 11,863 - Follows: 10,250 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside! WARNINGS: Begins entirely in HP world, crossover starts later. Harry is bisexual. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 490,380 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 4,831 - Follows: 5,735 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Fallen Angel by Atawalpa reviews
Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,694 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Anarkia by Naia reviews
Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,637 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 5,517 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,293 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 6,000 - Follows: 7,462 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,981 - Reviews: 15050 - Favs: 11,387 - Follows: 10,999 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,757 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 3,653 - Follows: 3,872 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3105 - Favs: 7,713 - Follows: 9,305 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Property of Sirius Black by blissedoutvixen reviews
She made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Sirius/Hermione BDSM, pure smut. Kinks ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,520 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
The Balance by Phoenix II reviews
AU, Sixth Year. Harry, Draco, and Hermione are chosen to fix the Wizarding World. Featuring an H/H/D ship, manipulative!Dumbledore, super!Harry, and some weird, funky magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,228 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
His Boy by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
Peter Pettigrew has been captured and Sirius Black has been cleared of all charges. Now he is determined to raise his godson as his dead best friends wanted. Little Potter characters and humor ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 252,170 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 4,337 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Match by lindsay1220 reviews
Match. by mental Ze Meridian has a serious problem: despite the skirt, everyone seems to think she's a boy. Desperate to prove that having short hair, a bloke for a best friend, and a serious obsession with sport does not mean she's *full summary inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 336,302 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 7,976 - Follows: 7,645 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 7,081 - Follows: 7,069 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Runaway by Alvedans reviews
An abused eight year old Harry runs away from the Dursleys only to meet a large, grim-looking dog who claims to be his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,080 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Ends and Means by HaruJam reviews
Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,934 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3082 - Favs: 8,075 - Follows: 4,601 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 3031 - Favs: 7,345 - Follows: 3,589 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Jedi of Hogwarts, They Are! by Traban16 reviews
It all started with a simple hearing for his use of magic, so how in the HELL did it all end with him being banished from his own universe? As Yoda once told him: "Make do, with what one has, one must." Yeah, right... Stupid little green house-elf...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,806 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P.
Blood Dance by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Blood's Sacrifice. Harry and Blaise are back for another year, but this time things are going to be vastly different with Manuel incapacitated. Rated just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,347 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4939 - Favs: 5,758 - Follows: 4,487 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Miles to go Before I Sleep by whereSilencebegins reviews
When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,050 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Little One by hyper active pixie reviews
Severus and Lily made up before the Potters died.Positive that Harry is being pampered more then his Godson Draco Malfoy, Severus doesnt look into it.But something Dumbledore says at an Order meeting gets to Severus...he just has to be sure he's not right
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,107 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Safety by FlollopingMattress reviews
Magic in children is fickle at best. Sometimes children did it on purpose and other times on accident. Sometimes it is done out of necessity. Like when six year old Harry ended up on a strange planet, in a time not his own. Rated M for future chapters.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P.
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Nappies and Milk by TheKittyRin reviews
Sirius Black was never much of a baby guy. Yet one night, he is asked to baby-sit little Harry. This shall be a tedious night, but it is a task that he, Greatest Godfather ever to live, must achieve in order to undertake the long road to perfection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,196 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 279 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Mayhem Abounding by BreathOfNocte reviews
A generally chaotic romance between our favorite heroine, Sarah, and our favorite villain, Jareth, with plenty of goblins and silliness and fluff. Who could resist? JS - Not a crackfic, I swear... REVAPMED, and UPDATED
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,296 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Crossing Over by Feyriifie reviews
Harry goes through his magical inheritance, and ends up with something no one expected; the X-gene. He's off to america to explore his new powers; chaos and overall mayhem ensues. Warning; SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,632 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 1,423 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
He Did it His Way by Hamm On Wry reviews
After 15 years of abuse and manipulation, Harry decides to start looking out for number 1. Fed Up!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Agenda Driven!Goblins. Polygamous Ships. HBP ignored!NO Horcruxes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,364 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The SARA: Sirius Adores Remus Adorers by rry reviews
SEQUEL TO THE RAA. ...Finally. The gang is returning to school after Christmas Break and there are... A. loose ends to tie up, B. a mother to find, C. stalking to do, D. hearts to win over, and E. virginities to lose. RLSB, JPLE, maybe OCOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
In all Sirryousness by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Harry had been blatantly flirting for weeks...and now Sirius was going to do something about it. For all the ladies who have been waiting for some Sirry action from me. SB/HP, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Seeking Shelter by Terpsichore92 reviews
You can't expect me to just let you waltz in here! You set the cleaners on me, and humongous, and the ENTIRE goblin army, and..." And a half-drowned ball of fluff should NOT look that damn adorable.-Jareth seeks shelter from the storm in Sarah's window
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Harry Potter and His Creature Heritage by Emily Waters reviews
Parody Creature!Fic. Harry's friends realize that Harry is a Creature, but what kind? Why is his bed littered with pink fur? Andhow will this affect Draco's relationship with Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 5,274 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 6,849 - Follows: 511 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
I Met A Stranger
A short partner piece/side-story to a fantastic novel. I loved The Stranger- and I loved that it didn't end with Meursault's death. Now I can play with him all I want!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete