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Author has written 28 stories for Lord of the Rings, Vampire Knight, Beyblade, and Hobbit.

Few people actually bother to read this, so why put anything on the profile? Strangely enough, I felt compelled to not leave a big empty space...

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Moon Drop by TNWanderer reviews
In dire need of money, four friends Zero, Yuuki, Aido and Shiki apply to a restaurant. Will The Imperial be a place for Zero where he will find love and happiness or misery and heartbreak in the form of a handsome and rich young man, named Kaname? BL :D
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 175,378 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K.
The White Room by Amarissia reviews
Angeal agrees to share his puppy with his two best friends. What ensues is complete porn. Serious M, foursome, adults only.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Angeal H., Zack F., Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
A Matter of Indulgence by Fruityloo reviews
"Kaname perceives beauty in the most sickening of places. Zero bears the burden. Together, they are broken. Apart, they fool the world." My attempt at subverting the Rape equals Love trope that is so common in BL. Please keep that in mind while you read. TRIGGER WARNING! Rape, abuse, mild amounts of gore, and panic attacks.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We're Looking For A Green Door by LadyOfGlass reviews
...with a mark on it. It could be a 'k' or possibly a 'g', though. And is it all right to eat stolen meat pies? My humble version of why Ori, Nori, Dori, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Oin, and Gloin all arrive at the Unexpected Party together. Movie-verse.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Nori, Bofur - Complete
Linguistic mysteries by St.Alya reviews
Bilbo discovers that he is a curious hobbit after all. It's not his fault that dwarves have a secret language and that Fili and Kili use it all the time. In his defense, he didn't know it would be something so private.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
An Uncle's Wish by Joeys Littlelady reviews
Thorin prays that no harm befalls Fili or Kili, of course he does, but if anything were to happen to either of his nephews he has one wish.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Thorin, Kili, Fili - Complete
Power in Words by Rikkamaru reviews
Hobbits believe that certain races were made by certain spirits, called Words. All of them were made by Big Words, but Hobbits? They were made by Small Words, of course. One-shot. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Shovel talk by Ferowyn reviews
Bilbo and Bofur fall in love with each other. Cue 12 Dwarves giving Bilbo the shovel talk
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
Of Dwarves Courting Hobbits by Norah Rose reviews
Thorin attempts to court an unaware Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Kili's Most Noble Sacrifice by The Idiot Alchemist reviews
For the sake of the reputation of all of the Dwarves of Middle-earth, Fili must talk his brother into doing the near unthinkable.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Mutual by Fruityloo reviews
"In which nothing, from the smallest of pleasures to the deepest devotion, is mutual." one-sided Aido/Kaname, one-sided Kain/Aido. Angstfic. Badfic.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Kaname K., Hanabusa A., Akatsuki K. - Complete
Was man von Kindern lernen kann by Ferowyn reviews
Was man von Kindern lernen kann - oder genauer gesagt, was Fred und George von Teddy lernen und Harry weitergeben, um ihn vorzubereiten. Nur für den Fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Strange Gravity by Empatheia reviews
Kakashi and Sakura, sitting in a tree, dis-cuss-ing hu-ma-ni-ty.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Little Things by kittykatloren reviews
Alternate title: "Haar's Daily FML Diary." A series of drabbles on all the everyday things Jill does which would drive Haar insane! Post-FE10 Radiant Dawn. CHAPTER 17: Naptime.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,826 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Haar, Jill
Streaking Blaze by incandescens reviews
The Curious Incident of the Half-Naked Shinigami in the Night Time, as reported by Ise Nanao, commented on by Kyouraku Shunsui, and explained somewhat by Ukitake Jyuushirou.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Silent Success by kittykatloren reviews
When she was five, her lightest tiptoeing only brought her within fifteen feet of a sleeping Haar before he somehow, like magic, opened his eyes and called her out with a wink and a grin. FE9/10; Haar/Jill oneshot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jill, Haar - Complete
At the Shore by Kasmi Kassim reviews
Not all deaths are seen by the eye. Nearing the end of his time, a human king seeks out a friend who is also nearing his.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Inheritance by kittykatloren reviews
Lady Lyn spent many days in Caelin sitting in front of the grand mirror in her room. No one asked her about it, for the few that witnessed it already guessed the answer. FE7 Rekka no Ken, Hector/Lyndis oneshot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Lyndis, Hector - Complete
Pondering Beauty by Kasmi Kassim reviews
Thranduil is coming to Rivendell, and little Arwen is troubled. Little Legolas ponders beauty, the twins discuss adolescent females, and Elrond really doesn't want to know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Legolas, Arwen U. - Complete
Winter Is Coming by kittykatloren reviews
Her sheer incomprehensibility was infuriating. What could have possessed her to wake up so early, stand out in the cold and the snow, just to dance for him? FE6 Fuuin no Tsurugi; Percival/Lalam aka Lalum oneshot. For DarkBlaziken.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Perceval, Lalum - Complete
The Bodyguard by peroxidepest17 reviews
As the public face of the Kuchiki Group, Byakuya needs a bodyguard. What he gets is a hell hound.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Soft Option by freudian fuckup reviews
In which Merlin and Arthur share a flat, Arthur is busy and Important, Merlin is just plain busy, and everyone is completely content with the situation, at least until they're not, until they are very, very not.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,402 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sinners by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Criminology student Tala is sent to consult captured sociopath Kai Hiwatari in the hopes of catching another serial killer. Their dangerous relationship is taken to the next level when Kai escapes to pursue Tala. KaiXTala Ch 21 AND 22 up!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 169,648 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Tala, Kai H.
Footsteps by Evendim reviews
The Council of Elrond looms, and one lonely mortal is welcomed to Imladris by a warmhearted hobbit. The developing friendship between Boromir and Pippin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Boromir, Peregrin T. - Complete
oh, for wings to fly by Empatheia reviews
-Rhode, the Earl- A dying Italian princess hears the call of the hunt in her dreams.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Road C., Millenium Earl - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Of Cabbages and Kings by Lamiel reviews
As the Ringbearers prepare to leave Middle-earth, Legolas and Sam have their own choices to make. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Legolas, Samwise G. - Complete
improper speech by incandescens reviews
Byakuya attempts subtle seduction: Renji fails in comprehension: Rukia provides poetic criticism.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Like Light by kittykatloren reviews
Erk cast his ice magic to match hers, the two spells crashing and colliding in the sky before twisting into a braid of beautiful, sparkling power. FE7 Rekka no Ken; Erk/Serra oneshot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Erk, Serra - Complete
RemusSirius Themes by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Definitions of Love: to love and love again by Sawlt to Your Suger reviews
Post-VK, assuming all is well and everyone survives. Same universe as A Ray of Something. Senri addresses Takuma and Kaname's friendship. "Sometimes I hate Kaname." ShikiIchi. First chapter complete, may continue. FOR MINATAKAHASHII!
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Senri S., Takuma I.
Courtship Rituals by peroxidepest17 reviews
ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,595 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2004
More than One Way to Skin an Orange by Blackened Wing reviews
Zero and Aido argue over the right way to peel an orange and end up in a food fight. Everyone gets roped into helping clean it up. Kaname might be more interested in cleaning ZERO up, though. Crack!fic
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Zero K., Hanabusa A. - Complete
looking behind by incandescens reviews
Soi Fong cannot grow used to Yoruichi's absence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Suì-Fēng - Complete
Red by Resident Quetzal reviews
Red. It was red, red everywhere." The war had gone on for far too long, and it was up to Sir Integra Hellsing to put an end to the Major's insanity. Pseudo Ending. Manga spoilers up to Chapter 94. Mild AxI, IxS friendship. Part III of III posted!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
A VCR Complex by sapphireDoG reviews
Cid owes Reno a favor. Reno wants to get that favor. How does it involve Vincent? Yaoi, Language, M/M/M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Please by Zayaz reviews
Gin x Kira Oneshot. Yaoi. Consensual. Violence, blood, pain. If ya don't like that stuff, don't read it. Porn without much of a plot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2008 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Alluring Boys, Gorgeous Times by Kissing Serendipity reviews
High School AU. Single, lonely but absolutely NOT desperate, Tala figures his junior year may not be as lonely and desperate as he thought it would be. YAOI, BryanTala and more. R&R Please! Complete and thank you for all the reviews!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,753 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
Order in the Court! by Pollux Unbound reviews
And Grimmjow says, "I'm filing a complaint against Cuatro Espada.", to which Aizen asks, "What seems to be the problem?". Grimmjow then growls at Ulquiorra, "Sexual harassment, that's what." UlquiGrimm GrimmUlqui SzayelStark Ulquiorra's POV
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Mixed Signals by incandescens reviews
Grimmjow's just a ray of sexual sunshine. Even if the prospective target may not appreciate it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
shadows of the future by incandescens reviews
Yoruichi, Urahara, and a sword. Reference to events 100 years ago.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Yoruichi S., K. Urahara - Complete
Pandora's Mischief by Serria reviews
The ever so glamorous Wedy the Burglar is hired by L to put her skills to good use in the Kira case. However, she becomes far more interested in the handcuffs between the detective and Light Yagami, and intends to play matchmaker. WedyxEveryone, LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,428 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Light Y., L
VALIANT by Ezan reviews
Yaoi, Raito/Ryuuzaki L x Light . Surprise-summary. Gore, violence. For over 18 years of age.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,057 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - L, Light Y.
Chasing Angelina by Kerichi reviews
As a Chaser for the Harpies, Angelina Johnson is used to chasing goals, but when the team is sold and Blaise Zabini takes over management, she feels more like a Quaffle...and one that might not mind being handled.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,024 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - [Angelina J., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Pointy Ears by Elf Eye reviews
Elrohir bullies Anomen/Legolas and suffers the consequences. Part of The Nameless One series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
A Million Years Ago by freudian fuckup reviews
It was just a physical thing, a boy thing, a sex thing. It had nothing to do with his friend, the one he’d fight and bleed and kill and die for, because friends simply didn’t do the things they were doing except for when they did .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Seven Lessons With Sirius Black by freudian fuckup reviews
Over the years, Sirius Black has been the everpresent devil on Remus Lupin's shoulder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hey Stranger by sussiekitten reviews
AU - Eragon would never have guessed that his life could change so much just by stepping onto the bus that afternoon. But Fate had always liked to play with him. That year would prove to be no different. M/E, Slash
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Dominion by incandescens reviews
Aizen and Gin, from the days when Gin was a vulnerable vicecaptain. Long ago. Dark. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2007 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Wasurenai by Empatheia reviews
[Yachiru x Byakuya] He always says no, but sometimes his no means maybe and sometimes it means yes.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Yachiru K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Before by triedunture reviews
Another version of events, preshow. HW slash, dubcon
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Hakuhei Shugi by TiamatV reviews
Of all the things that Kaname thought could probably bring Sousuke low... she never considered that a bra would be one of them.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
For the Children by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya’s rude awakening.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Don't Speak by mintaminta reviews
Harry's finally lost it and managed to bring his school nemesis down with him. But when Harry & Draco are forced to embark on their altered lives together they both reveal the dark sides in them that have rarely been brought to light. Slash, STRONG M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,896 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Attentive Older Brother by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Set Apart by peroxidepest17 reviews
What sets the eleventh division apart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Iba T. - Complete
IceCream Conversation by SongbirdNoodles reviews
She's leaving to teach at Hogwarts tomorrow, but for now, Minerva goes out for icecream with her best friend Amelia Bones for one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
Monogamous BFF by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 secrets and stories just between Ikkaku and Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Cry Not for the Moon by Kasmi Kassim reviews
Seeking strength for the oncoming battle in a cold, sleepless night in Helm's Deep, Eowyn runs into the elf from the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Eowyn, Legolas - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
I'll show you mine by KatieBell70 reviews
Warning: 100 percent dialogue. Charlie and Tonks duck into a particular broom closet while trying to escape the notice of the Potions master. Friendly threats, awkward conversations, and a fair bit of groping ensue. Rated mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2006 - N. Tonks, Charlie W. - Complete
Among the Mumakil by Erestor reviews
Sequel to The Great Balrog Conspiracy. The day of the 349th Annual Wings Debate dawns, but something is completely different... REVISED June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Importance of Being a Hobbit by Lamiel reviews
A Fellowship story. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Prince's Question by Rhys reviews
After a young Eldarion poses a strange question about his uncles and their relationship, his parents and friends try to explain some of the Facts of Life to the fiveyearold, and learn that sometimes you can overthink things...Completed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Improving Relations by MyGirlCrais reviews
In which Legolas gets a bad idea, Thranduil gets a worse one, Glorfindel gets what he's always wanted and Haldir gets propositioned...a lot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,372 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Haldir, Legolas - Complete
Entombed! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Harry and Luna's Answering Machine by michelle-31a reviews
What might happen when these two lovebirds try to set up their very first answering machine...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Luna L., Harry P.
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Both Fang and Fire by Erestor reviews
A dog falls into MiddleEarth instead of her beautiful, but stupid, owner. She meets the obnoxiously charming Glorfindel and becomes involved in the happenings at Rivendell. EDITED February '07.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Ambiguous Animagus by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Sequel to The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf. Sirius follows Remus' romantic advice to the letter, but the results are less than stellar...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Few Minor Details by incandescens reviews
Kenren attempts to explain a minor incident to his superior officer.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2003
The Fellowship Of The Reins by Elf Eye reviews
At the end of the War of the Ring, the horses share their perceptions of their riders.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2003
For I Have Sinned by incandescens reviews
Raphael. Uriel. Dark places and sin and punishment. Yaoi.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Raphael, Uriel - Complete
The Kings of the Golden Hall by shirebound reviews
An encounter between the Ringbearer and King Éomer in one of the courtyards of Meduseld inspires a bittersweet conversation between Éomer and Aragorn... and Sam. Onechapter vignette. NO sex, slash, profanity, or violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Did I Say Bosom? by Baylor reviews
In which Merry is a very, very naughty hobbit. FOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2003
A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Paradise Lost by Lynliss reviews
A brief essay, pondering the nature of death. PG due to included 'N' words, used in To Kill a Mockingbird, and also in this essay, to preserve tone.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2001
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Warrior's Tryst in Lorien reviews
New Chapter :When he knows of Haldir s and Legolas s match, Rumil in turn goads Legolas into a fight. No BDSM of any sort. First chapter : Legolas seeks Haldir out and challenges him to a fight; Haldir loses and faces a night of submission. Legolas/Haldir. Mild BDSM.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Everyone on an Adventure but Gimli reviews
Gimli the young dwarf bids Fili and Kili farewell the night before they leave for their great quest, and wishes he were a little older. Takes place a few weeks before the Gandalf's meeting with Bilbo Baggins in the Shire.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Aido's Silly Idea reviews
Inspired by his success with girls, Aido is convinced that his charming, blue-eyed gaze stands a chance at making Kaname Kuran blush...thus turning the tables for once. Really, Aido should have known better.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Kaname K., Hanabusa A.
A White Cold Passion reviews
Aido follows Kaname in secret, watches him tryst with another...and then gets caught. The penalty for Aido's misbehavior is severe. Warnings : dub-con, mild violence and BDSM. One-shot, complete.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Hanabusa A., Kaname K. - Complete
To Shaving Cream reviews
One shot, drabble. Hanabusa Aido intrudes on Kaname without so much as a by-your-leave, and ends up having an inconsequential, precious memory. Kaname and Aido.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Kaname K., Hanabusa A. - Complete
The Fragrance of Rain Part II reviews
Uncut version of The Fragrance of Rain. Kaname and Aido take shelter from a rainstorm under a road, and in that time, while Aido has Kaname to himself, Aido tries to do what he has always tried to do - please Kaname. Warnings : Violence, mild non-con.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kaname K., Hanabusa A. - Complete
The Fragrance of Rain reviews
Kaname and Aido take shelter from a rainstorm under a road, and in that time, while Aido has Kaname to himself, Aido tries to do what he has always tried to do for Kaname - serve him. Kaname/Aido, mild yaoi. Sequel of sorts to Strawberries in Blood
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kaname K., Hanabusa A. - Complete
Splash! reviews
Hanabusa is a splendid swimmer, and Kaname Kuran watches in admiration. A light hearted gift to YenGirl! Mild Kaname/Aido.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kaname K., Hanabusa A. - Complete
These Dreams reviews
Some things touch our lives more than others. Things like songs, and love, and the autumn after a hundred years of love. For those with different lifespans, these are all that's left. K/Z or Z/K
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
The Gamble of Fools reviews
Before today is done, the lowest vampire will ride on the submission of the pureblood prince: Kuran Kaname-sama. In this foolish show of power, two fools gamble with pride, power and dominance. Asato and Kaname.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Kaname K., Asato I. - Complete
Pimples on My Chin reviews
Kaname and Zero : they are bratty, immature and always cropping up at the wrong moments, like pimples. One can't imagine life without them, and anyway, pimples mean the best of both worlds : the adolesence between childhood and adulthood. Z/K and K/Z.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
A storm of spears reviews
Onboard the Seamaster, Kaname Kuran is the newest, boldest crew member and has been challenged to a nigh impossible task - bedding the strict and disciplined Captain Kiriyu. K/Z, Z/K, yaoi.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K.
The Silence of Snow reviews
Christmas gift story for YenGirl : Thirteen years is a long time to wait for Kaname, even for Zero. It is an age of snow, and cold, and stars, before Christmas finally grants his wish. K/Z,Z/K.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Scarlet Silken Spiderweb reviews
The darker the secret the deeper the lies the more desperate, the more insane, the truths. For Kaname and Zero, illusion and reality blur into a psychedelic, swinging horror. Yaoi, rewritten.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Black and Silver reviews
One dark, exhilarating, death defying night, the Viper careens through New York, onto the Brooklyn Bridge, and off...Its riders are none other than Kaname and Zero, foolhardy lovers. Reckless and desperate to prove their love beyond life. Version 2!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Bold as Brass reviews
For years unnumbered and reasons uncounted, Asato Ichijou has always had to keep his lust for Kaname under control. Now, they face each other as equals, and he finally shows his desire, each action and emotion as bold as brass.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kaname K., Asato I.
Night and Fire reviews
Aido ever been rash, impetuous, and stubborn. He disregards vampire custom almost blatantly...all for one person. The Hows, Whats, Whens and Whys of his love and loyalty is an ongoing struggle. Kaname/Aido
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Hanabusa A., Kaname K.
Strawberries in Blood reviews
Sequel to Night and Fire, this is from Kaname's POV. Aido's never ending quirks make for a delightful midsummer night's dream, as Kaname can testify...Kaname/Aido
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Kaname K., Hanabusa A. - Complete
Sex in the City reviews
Is there absolutely no privacy to be had in the bustling world of business and commerce? Kaname is tired and fed up of avoiding snooping busybodies, and decides, quite literally, to have sex – in the city. Kaname/Zero
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Hell in One Lifetime reviews
Seven cardinal sins there were that lead to hell, and one by one they were committed by the folly of mankind. Kai, Tala and Bryan teach each other to lead normal, mortal, sinful lives - because they know no other way of surviving.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
The Viper's Pit reviews
A bloodbond is made between a pureblood and an ex-human, and the price of sanity is absolute obedience. Zero refuses to parley with such derogatory terms, and Kaname punishes him for his insolence. Kaname/Zero -warning: graphic and sexual violence-
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
One Before the Other reviews
Zero always knew that given their different lifespans, they would go one before the other, and he would be first. He never thought Kaname would have to be held, cradled...dying. Kaname/Zero
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Smooth as glass reviews
The Kurans and Ichijous go back a long way. When Ichijou turns pays his grandson an unexpected visit, Kaname's presence marrs his glass smooth composure.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kaname K., Asato I.
Power reviews
The ultimate gift.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Kaname K. - Complete
The Price of Darkness reviews
When Zero dares to dream of something else besides blood, Kaname intends to withhold what Zero wants most. A sequel to "The Beast Within". Kaname/Zero; mild BDSM
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
The Dance of Deception reviews
Zero plays with illusion and reality to save face, but only succeeds in fooling himself. When an impersonal meeting goes awfully, maddeningly awry, he gets more than he has bargained for. Kaname/Zero, mild BDSM
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
The Beast Within reviews
As an animal must have food, so vampires must have blood. Kaname knows it, and does not intend to make it easy for Zero to get what he needs. Kaname/Zero - warning mild BDSM -
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Of grand and epic memories reviews
“Was I not your first, Legolas?”Aragorn asked. “Of course not. Oho...do I detect jealousy? My dear human, I – wait, do you mean to say that other than Arwen and I, you have never experienced another?" Legolas/Aragorn
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn