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Joined 04-01-08, id: 1540405, Profile Updated: 04-10-10
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Hi guys! :)

Well...I'm not sure what to say about myself...let's just start with saying I am 17, pretty short, have dark, messy, stupidly unruly hair and dark brown eyes and am officially obsessed with Twilight. But then again, who isn't?

I like writing, obviously, and I LOVE reading fanfiction. Other than writing, reading and wasting my time on facebook, I like to sing, just walk around town with my friends, buy shoes (I LOVE LOVE LOVE shoes!), go running, paint and draw, do other artsy things, dance and just do random fun stuff. ;)

I guess I'm a pretty happy, bubbly person... Yay life! :)

Oh, one weird random fact about me: I am obsessed with gum. I mean like... completely obsessed. Okay... if you guys aren't totally weirded out by now, go read my story! And review! And if you are... go read it anyways! ;)

One more thing: I'd like to thank my Beta, EternallyJaded. Seriously guys, she is so awesome. She kept me going when I was going to quit writing my story and she's so much fun to talk to! Go check out her stories, they're really good! :)

Okay, gonna stop rambling now.

xoxo

C

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own Twilight, or any of characters affiliated with the series. All belongs to Stephenie Meyer.

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Till The Last Drop by Miss.PirateQueen reviews
Edward is a player and one night him and Bella get a little tipsy. Edwards shakes it off but Bells is mad as hell. Edward seems not to care but when Bella gets a new boyfriend, why does he all of a sudden feel the need to be with her instead? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20096 - Favs: 11,700 - Follows: 6,907 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7055 - Favs: 4,911 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Werewolf and The Vampire by EJ10 reviews
When a slip up from the Cullens leaves them with an unwanted newborn, will her relationship with one of the wolves endanger all of their lives? Seth/OC DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,936 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Seth
Anyone for Prince Charming? by starfishgobo reviews
Edward, Jasper and Emmet are royality. Princes to be exact. They get what they want, when they want...or do they? This is the tale of three troublesome Princes as they journey through high school. AH B/E R/EM J/A
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Roses Behind Mirrors by hushedgreylily reviews
"You're gonna be ok, I promise." He said, and it was probably a stupid thing to say, certainly a damn stupid promise to make, but he knew he had to say it. Because he knew, whatever it took, he would keep it. RxEm, AU, AH. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,958 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - [Emmett, Rosalie] [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Dance with Fate by UninspiredRambler reviews
After dancing with a handsome stranger at a ball, Bella finds herself engaged to him. The thing is, she absolutely HATES the idea of marrying someone she just met. Oh, did I forget to mention that he’s a Prince? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Edward, Bella
Dance Hall Drug by In the Name of Merlin reviews
Edward and Bella meet in a ballroom dancing class that their mothers have signed them up for. The title is by Boys Like Girls, but it's not a songfic. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,304 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8369 - Favs: 7,489 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Irrevocably Yours reviews
I could feel the metal dig into my thig, felt it tear the skin as he shoved me against the fence. I barely felt the impact when my face hit the asphalt, barely felt the impact of the soles of their shoes, hitting me, kicking me. Alice & Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,679 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper