Sir Alwick
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Joined 04-01-08, id: 1540491, Profile Updated: 10-31-14
Author has written 23 stories for Teen Titans, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Animaniacs.

"When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" - Cave Johnson, Portal 2

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." - Samuel Johnson

"You don't heal a broken heart by pretending its not broken." - Penn Jillette

"It's only when we've lost everything that we're truly free to do anything." - Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"Being normal is overrated." - Beast Boy

"In life you can either be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere." - Chris Rock

"Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength." - Henry Ward Beecher

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." - Samuel Johnson

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." - Herbert Garrison

"Popular sure don't mean right." - Penn Jillette

"Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato

"Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die today." - Anonymous

"Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs." - Homer Simpson

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin

"Paranoia - you only have to be right once to make it all worthwhile." - Unknown

"Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose." - Nietzshe

"As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is." - George Carlin

"Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we're opened, we're red." - Clive Barker

"It's easy to feel like a hero. It's a little harder to be one." - Penn Jillette

"A man of genius is seldom ruined but by himself." - Samuel Johnson

"There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it." - Alfred Hitchcock

"Nobody likes having to rise to a challenge, but competing against other people and getting in their face and saying, 'Ha ha I'm better than you' is part of life." - Stan Marsh

"There's nothing more important than family...'cept maybe revenge." - Captain Cold

(On raising children) "Kids are fragile, but they need structure. Be firm but fair then offer them money." - Crow T Robot

"Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push." - The Joker

"Man or woman, a sick mind is capable of anything." - Batman

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." - Douglas Adams

"I hear it's amazing when the famous, giant, purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi rock. I need scissors! 61!" - Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2

"They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately." - George Carlin

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" - Snooty French Guard, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Ho ho ho! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunich jelly thou." - Alexander Delarge, A Clockwork Orange

"An artist's responsibility is to be irresponsible. As soon as you start to think about social or political responsibility, you've amputated the best limbs you've got as an artist. You are plugging into a very restrictive system that is going to push and mold you, and is going to make your art totally useless and ineffective." - David Cronenberg

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening

"There is no better moment than this moment, when we're anticipating the actual moment itself. All of the moments that lead up to the actual moment are truly the best moments. Those are the moments that are filled with good times. Those are the moments in which you are able to think that it is going to be perfect, when the moment actually happens. But the moment is reality, and reality always kinda sucks!" - Lewis Black

"A writer should have this little voice inside saying, Tell the truth. Reveal a few secrets here." - Quentin Tarantino

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into and open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

"I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there." - Amy Sedaris

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time." - Steven Wright

"Being a geek is about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg

"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it." - George Orwell

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there." - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ To this day and especially in times of disaster, I remember my mother’s words and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers – so many caring people in this world.” – Mr Rogers

"You have just be at peace with what you are and what you really want to be. Like a lot of people will say, like, 'I'm an aspiring artist' or 'I'm an aspiring writer...No, you're a writer. You're an artist. If you're doing that shit everyday that's what you are. Just own it." - Danny Sexbang

"You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!" - Andy Stitzer, The 40-Year-Old Virgin

"Once you're able to look like an idiot and be okay with it, it opens up your potential." - Nicole Sullivan

"Power is when we have every justification to kill...and we don't." - Oskar Schindler, Schindler's List

"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." - Homer Simpson

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." - Katharine Hepburn

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." - E.B. White

Once more into the fray...

Into the last good fight I will ever know.

Live and die on this day...

Live and die on this day...

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Voiceless, She Cries: Part Two by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
Three years have passed since Beast Boy was taken away from the Titans, and Raven, by Adrienne the evil gypsy witch. Will he ever be free of Adrienne's grasp? Will he and Raven ever be together? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,789 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Voiceless, She Cries: Part One by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
Raven seems to be the only one who didn't have the best time on their mission vacation in Tokyo. But why was that? What had made her so grumpy the whole trip? Ravens secrets are slowly revealed. BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,018 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Greatest Story Never Told by IrvingZissman reviews
COMPLETED Angry that the fan fiction community doesn't take him seriously, Control Freak sets out to destroy the Titans to prove his worth as a super villain and to win Starfire's love. BBRae RobStar CFAnime
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,630 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
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Idiot Love reviews
Raven has finally realized she's in love with Beast Boy. The question is: what's she going to do about it?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 9/20/2014
A Fire Still Burns reviews
Repost: A sequel to The Crime of Passion.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Robin, Starfire
The Possibilities of Forever reviews
ONE SHOT: Beast Boy's feeling unsure about his future, so Raven elects to show him just what he's really capable of. Friendship/Slight Romance
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Just Another Bad Dream reviews
One Shot: When Raven confesses to Beast Boy the nature of her nightmares, the green boy vows to makes things better the only way he knows how.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Versus reviews
A series of one shots. A series of one-on-one encounters between the various heroes and villains of the Teen Titan universe. Chapter 1: Beast Boy vs Control Freak
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2013
The Crime of Passion reviews
COMPLETE: Dick Grayson's Teen Titan days are long behind him. He is alone, fighting crime in the corrupt city of Bludhaven, when fate intervenes and a familiar face from his past finds its way back into his life.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,270 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Her One and Only reviews
ONE SHOT: In life there's always that one person from whom there is no escape.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Raven - Complete
Love is a Battlefield reviews
What really goes on in Raven's head during those small but crucial moments of indecision. A physical representation of the inner battle between heart and mind.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Titans Boo reviews
One shot: He's the greatest hero Jump City has ever seen. He is both loved and feared. He may also be a giant chicken.
Crossover - Animaniacs & Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Complete
What Matters Most reviews
A series of one shots focusing on Beast Boy's and Raven's experiences in parenting.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,197 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
All Beast Boy Wants reviews
Beast Boy tells Raven all he really wants.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
50 Little Snips reviews
50 little words. 50 little thoughts.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2012
Clockwork and Probability reviews
Live your life by structure. Live your life by chance. But always love. Cy/Jinx.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Cyborg, Jinx - Complete
The Road Less Traveled reviews
One Shot: Beast Boy has a decision to make. Does he go with what he's sure of or what he's dying to find out?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Role of Love reviews
One shot: Just a humorous little love fic. BBXRAE, ROBXSTAR
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
Beast Boy: The Lost Years reviews
One Shot: He knew he had to make a change. This wasn't how things were supposed to be
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Beast Boy - Complete
Whispers reviews
COMPLETE: Six years after "Things Change" Beast Boy and Raven find themselves in a secret relationship. If that's not enough things become more complicated when Terra returns.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Tell Me A Joke reviews
Jokes, friendship, drama, and just a hint of romance. Sounds like a story worth reading, don't you think?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,097 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
To Reflect Perfection reviews
COMPLETE: Inside each of us is our ideal selves, the person whom we most want to see ourselves as. Beast Boy would like more than anything to bring that person to the surface, but what happens when the road to perfection takes a dangerous turn? BBXRAE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,590 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Above and Beyond reviews
It's a parents duty to go above and beyond for their child, whatever they may need, and that's just what Garfield Logan intends to do.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
And Then What Happened? reviews
No matter what happens in life, the same question remains. What happens next? BBXRAE
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Alliance reviews
COMPLETE: Earth's mightiest heroes united against the universes most unstoppable evil. BBXRAE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,855 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Bushism reviews
What is the secret to getting people to do what you want? Fire.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
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