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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto.

Hello! This account was previously under another penname, but I changed it because my one friend found it, and the change was only supposed to be temporary, but the name's kind of grown on me . . . So, I've decided I'm going to permanently stay Temporarily In Hiding! (oh, the irony XD)

Oh, and you know what I just realized? Compared to a lot of the other people on here, I have a lot of stories!! I feel accomplished :D

Oh! And dude! I just checked and 31 people have favorited me!! Thank you!! Also, 26 people have put me on Author Alert! So, thank you!! . . . again!!

Oh, and Black Lighted Clouds has just recently named me her favourite ItaDei writer! I am so happy!


And, since I'm obviously not going to tell you random stuff about myself, I am going to talk (well, type, really) about my stories.

Akatsuki Fangirl: This story is temporarily on hold due to major writers block. However, I will be doing some revisions on this, due to the fact that the first chapter pretty much sucks.

Love At First Touch: Woot! After a long (long) period of writer's block, I know what's gonna happen next! Finally!

Wanting Something You Can't Have: Oh! This was/is my first more-than-one-chapter yaoi story! Basically, I update this when ever I'm in the mood for writing yaoi-ish things. This basically has no real plot, but I know exactly how I'm going to end it when the time comes. That is, unless I change my mind.

August is Over: This was inspired by the song by We The Kings (awesome band!). But I have a problem, I know what I want to happen, I just can't seem to find the words to write out :(

Child Reincarnation: I absolutley love this fic! And I have the most fun writing this one than any others (with maybe the exception of my DeiHina and ShikaTem fics)! Updated whenever I have free time!!

Tresspassing: Y'know what, this is fun to write, too! I already have most of the next chapter written out, I just need to finish it. And then I'll have to wait 'till I start writing the next chapter before I upload the first next chapter here because I have to include a preview. I wouldn't want my readers to be disapointed, would I? No. I thought not.

Schizophrenics and creepy houses don't usually mix: I like this one alot, too, so I should be updating this one fairly quickly. It won't be that long of a fic, maybe 3 or 4 chapters, 5 at the most. I really like how I made Zetsu in this fic, he's just so . . . so . . . LOVABLE! Anyways, this is, like, my first AU Akatsuki fic where they're all included and around high-school age, so I hope I did well in that aspect.


Oh, and before I forget; I may read lemons, but I most certainly do not write them. Sure, I've considered it, but I've decided that to write a lemon would be unethical. It's already bad enough that I read them.


And now I'm going to name random couples that I like and why! (aren't you so happy XD)

SasoDei/DeiSaso: I love how Sasori's all like 'stuid brat!' and then Deidara's all like 'whatever, un' and thn they make out and have smex! I don't really care who's the submissive one, this couple is HOT! (mainly bcause it has Deidara in it XP) ((but 'Sori no Danna's awesome too))

ItaDei/DeiIta: Again, total hotness! I particularly like this one because normally Itachi, being Itachi, will mess with Deidara's mind a little, which always makes for good reading XP

DeiHina: I think this couple is sweet, but only if they're portrayed right. Like, Hinata still has to have all of her stutteringness still and Deidara has to be all night-in-shining-armor and stuff. That's the only way I'll enjoy reading it.

HiDei: Okay, for this couple, Hidan has to be on top! Really! He is by far the most aggressive of the two! (plus he called Dei 'Deidara-chan! How adorable XD)

HiKaku/KakuHi: Okay, how can you NOT like this pairing? It's, like, totally cliched, but so what? It's awesome. In anyway shape or form.

HiTem: This couple would so not work if Temari was the one after Hidan. She has to gradualy fall for him. Like, subconciously. And all of Hidan's differet pick-up lines are just hilarious t hear XD I have to thank green see-through ghosts to thank for my fondness of this pairing.

HidanxTayuya: I've actually only read one fic with this pairing, but I liked it even before then. You see, due to deductive reasoning(which some of my friends don't have), they are perfect for each other! They are both ill-behaved, foul-mouth, sadistic, bad-ass ninjas!

HiHina: Okay, I've never actually read a fic with this pairing(well, I've read 1, actually, but I don't really count that), but theoretically I think they make a good couple. I always thought that Hidan's 'soulmate' should be someone he has to watch his language and violence around, and Hinata fits that role perfectly! She would, like, flinch and go into super-stutter mode everytime he would get really pissed off and go into super-curse mode and then he'd feel guilty and . . . it's just so CUTE!

HiIta/ItaHi: This is just . . . a really awesome pairing. I have nothing more to say on the matter.

KisaIta: Another cliched pairing, but so what? I think it's cute when Itachi's the submissive one for once, and that's usually only with the shark.

ItaHina: I just think they look so cute together! Theoretically, of course. I've never actuall read an ItaHina fic . . .

ItaSaku: I've read this a total of (1) time(s), but I liked it. Well, that was only because they were only together because Sakura was an innocentish girl and Itachi was trying to mess with Sasuke's mind, but whatever, It was still good. (Sterotyping Uchihas, by the way. It's in my favorites. Read it. Please.)

SakuSasu/SasuSaku: Cliched, but I love it.

NaruHina: Another cliche, but it's adorable. Again with the chivilrous male and timid female.

PeiKo/KoPei: Awesome. 'God' and his 'angel.' Show me a better pairing than that, un!

ShikaTem: It's just too adorable: Temari getting annoyed by Shikamaru's lazy antics and Shikamaru getting annoyed by Temari's femaleness, but they still love each other anyways X3

. . . and that's all I can think of for now, other than a SasoHina DeiHina love triangle, which is just too adorable for words. Perhaps I'll add more couples later when when I'm not so sleepy . . .

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Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Random Music Inspirations by Haruka Kamiya reviews
5 short drabbles based on the titles or lyrics of 5 songs played randomly on the author's iPod. They contain various pairings, but hopefully they'll make you smile. Rating bumped for one drabble Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Akatsuki Go SpongeBob by BunnyDr3ams reviews
The Akatsuki are bored out of their minds, until a certain microscopic creature calls. Plankton wants to join the group, but everyone makes fun of his name. Sasori has a grudge with Patrick, and Hidan's going on a pilgrimage. I do not own Spongebob.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
I'm Sure it was Art by WhirledPeace reviews
AU: Deidara's life is bad enough to drive him to a poorly planned suicide, and in his endeavours to execute it he meets someone. Can one person truly be enougb to keep him alive? SasoDei, slight KakuHidan. Warnings: character deaths, yaoi lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,867 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
This is so against our religion by HandOfSorrow reviews
Side stories for Reverse This Curse. Hidan/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Hidan
Dirty Little Secret by with eyes looking up reviews
It was possibly the most random thing that had ever happened to her. AkatsukiSakura, crack. Reviews are welcomed and loved. Finally, chapter six up! Hidan&Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Corolla by green see-through ghosts reviews
It takes a lot of petals to form a flower. Surprisingly, it also takes a lot of people, some knowledgeable, some not so much, to follow through with the best plots. Who would have thought? AU, multi-chapter, HidaTema, DeiHina, ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008
Akatsuki Dreams by Kantayra reviews
In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Threat by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Deidara and Itachi are in love, but it’s a constant 'He loves me, he loves me not.' Itachi gets Deidara upset one night so he leaves and goes to a host club, meeting Sasori and falling completely head over heels. What happens when Itachi finds out? Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Deidara's Kittens by Babs McGoogle reviews
Deidara's Kitty sequel::Deidara and Sasori are together at last and happy. At least, until they find out something that will change everything. SasoDei, ItaHida, yaoi, mpreg, rated because of Hidan and other reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Deidara, Hidan
Punctual by TheWindAlchemist reviews
You know, he began, Why don't you write me a paragraph describing how my kiss felt on your lips. DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,794 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Attraction by with eyes looking up reviews
After all, he'd called her beautiful. JuuIno. Yes, Juugo. This is not a joke. REVISED 2 IS UP.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Juugo, Ino Y.
Its A Vampire Thing by TheWindAlchemist reviews
The Akatsuki are a group of feared vampires.Hinata,clinging to her last breath,begs one of them to take her with him after slaughtering her entire family. He agrees. DeiHina. .:Epilogue:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,286 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Jambi by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori breaks down, and finally admits to himself that he loves his best friend Deidara, chapter 2 added
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
The Perfectionist's Perfect by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara is now taken under Sasori's wing till he gets the ropes. But how will Deidara's father handle it when his son falls in love with his coworker? characters Masashi Kishimoto AU ya'll voted for the business man sotry so here it is!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I've Got A Secret, Can You Guess What It Is? by FoamyxTobi reviews
Tobi has a secret. He doesn't want his sempai to know, however, for it includes Deidara himself. But when Deidara says hurtful things, what does Tobi out of a broken heart? Rated T-M for language and shounen-ai. Future TobixDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Deidara, Obito U.
Malicious Melodies by enakoritsi reviews
/Sasori x Deidara/ They deserted him since the beginning, teaching him that trust was a joke and to believe in anyone was a weakness. Then Sasori met Deidara, and he only proved that it was true. /AU/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Phobia This! by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara never believed in Vampires, well thats about to change... characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
In Tune by with eyes looking up reviews
How was it that the entire village knew before she did? NaruSaku, fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Deviant by green see-through ghosts reviews
Drabble Two: Funny how blame never stuck to the right person...Ender's Game, Petra-centric.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008
Eerie Echo by Awesome Anonymous reviews
‹‹Deidara x Hinata›› His delirium would never leave. Caring for an illusion was one thing, but actually having affection for one? She was so different, how could he control himself? His limitless imagination was too creative for his own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H.
Gomenasai by RANDOMNATIONS reviews
songfic to "Gomenasai" by t.A.T.u. SasoDei character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Three, Two, One by with eyes looking up reviews
NaruSaku drabbles. Yeah, enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Serrated Edge by RANDOMNATIONS reviews
Sasori left, Deidara commits suicide. SasoDei drabble. For my Danna. Char. Death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Darkest Hour by with eyes looking up reviews
But she also knows a life without him is a life not worth living. ItaSaku, angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mistletoe by RANDOMNATIONS reviews
Christmas fics: HidaHina, Snowball Fight, SasoDei. And more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hidan, Deidara
The Luckless Liars by WhirledPeace reviews
Deidara has two major secrest he doesn't think matter, but when he is forced to acknowledge what exactly he is, how can he deal? Can he keep his secrets much longer? SasoDei, MAJOR TobiDei, side pairings: KakuHidan, maybe KisaIta. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,566 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Of Lists and Liars by with eyes looking up reviews
In which Kakashi forces his poor genin team to list their New Year's Resolutions. Crack, Team 7 fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paintbrush by with eyes looking up reviews
He thought it was just for the project. He was wrong. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakuzu Klaus by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Being Santa is hard work. Especially when Santa's little helper is Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakuzu, Itachi U. - Complete
If Only In My Dreams by with eyes looking up reviews
And that maybe someday, it wouldn’t just be a dream. Slight SasuSaku. Team Seven flangst. Merry Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mistletoe Mishap by Songstone reviews
After losing a bet, Deidara is forced to stand beneath the mistletoe on the day of his friend's Christmas Eve party. As Deidara is forced to pucker up, he can't help but think this is the worst Christmas ever. Until, of course, a certain redhead drops by.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
First And Last by with eyes looking up reviews
It took almost an entire year, but she eventually found him. SasuSaku, angst. InoSaku, friendship. Warning: character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nightmare by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
When Mello has a nightmare one night that seems all too real, who does he go to? Matt, of course. Matt/Mello fluff!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Selfish by with eyes looking up reviews
And that was exactly what Sasuke wanted, because, after all…he’d always been a selfish man. SasuHinaNaru, very dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Incubus by jewel-shards reviews
Happiness is hard to keep when things go bad isn't it? Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi and Deidara through the Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
A little alphabet I wrote for black55widow. No lemons, but some implied adult touchy-touchy. ItaDei, not much else. I don't own Naruto or the alphabet. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Sasophile by Merm-Aight reviews
Due to the lack of communication, Iwa was a village with old beliefs. As a kid, Deidara had been taught what to hate. Now, all grown up, that hate remains, and it makes his day harder than it has to be. Now, Sasori wants to help him forget. SasoDei fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Join Akatsuki Today! by theinsane reviews
Deidara's life sucks, to put it bluntly. He has no money to waste as he so pleases, no job to get said wasted money and he smells like old people. So, he joins Akatsuki, where the clinically insane run amok, kill and get paid big bucks for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Deidara
If It Makes Them Mad, She Will Stay by JigokuShoujosRevenge reviews
Well Lulu annoys them, but she's sticking to them. Mostly cause Kakuzu wants to sell her to a brothel & Hidan wants to sacrifice her butt. But maybe Hidan will play nice since she seems to have Jashin potential and is more evil & annoying to Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
ClickIt BANG by Lady Kunai reviews
AU. She was that girl in highschool; never did drugs, good grades, a photographer. He wasn't in that scene; gangs and arson was his thing. But when the two meet at a fire he caused, nothing will be as it was. "Could I, perhaps, take your picture?" DeiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Deidara, Gaara
Reverse This Curse by HandOfSorrow reviews
Ai Fukanou, an S-ranked ninja from the Village Hidden in the Snow, is captured by Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu, brought to the Leader, and then made a member. To make things worse, Ai finds herself having feelings for the silver-haired ninja. HidanOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,615 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Seven Pairs Of Glass Eyes by Art is a bang4979 reviews
A series of drabbles that tell the story of Sakura who is the keeper of seven dolls that are very much alive and behind the seven lovely painted faces and seven pairs of glass eyes are seven devils waiting to burn the world down.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Sakura H.
Don't Keep Me Waiting by Shashuko the Paisley Maiden reviews
Deidara's been ordered to clean up the dead Sasori's old room. What happens when he finds the ex-Akatsuki's diary? Sasodei- don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
I Hate You by Jessy-Fran reviews
Sometimes, made up words are even worse then 'I hate you'. AU, Hidan and Tayuya but -shock- no swearing! Very fluffy and sweet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Hidan, Tayuya - Complete
Too Soon by Songstone reviews
How soon is too soon to tell him? Hidan has to wonder that question everyday as he watches Deidara crumble under all the pain that Sasori's death burdened him with. -HiDei. Onesided, unfortunately-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Ambiguous Love by Secret Sheik reviews
Sasori/Ino, SasoIno. They were strangers before, but a chance meeting, though fleeting, changes them forever. Rated for later chaps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Ino Y., Sasori - Complete
Innocence by xSweetMacabre reviews
Sasori was transfixed. Enthralled by his brilliant blue eyes; his blond hair that might have been made out of silk. The boy was young- he knew that. But how far will he go to feed his desires? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,107 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Love For Profanity by Awesome Anonymous reviews
-::HidaHina::- Hidan really only desired one thing: someone who cursed as much as he did.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Scorpion Vs Snake by RANDOMNATIONS reviews
Orochimaru needs information about the Akatsuki, so he kidnaps Deidara. Who could have ever guessed that the two would fall in love? And what happens to Sasori? SasoDei, OroDei. Yes, OroDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,176 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Through The Glass by lameninja reviews
Sasori has been sent to prison for ten years and it's up to Deidara to get him out whilst reminicing about how they grew up together. SasorixDeidara sasodei yaoi fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Katsu! by RANDOMNATIONS reviews
Deidara finally commits suicide, but brings Itachi with. But is his death really what it seems? Will the two ever be together again? What if it was really a big plot? Yaoi. Character Deaths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Pein and Konan: Random Romance Drabbles by Secret Sheik reviews
Drabble collection. Pein and Konan have various erotic encounters. Rated M for obvious reasons. Pein/Konan. No plot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Mistakes SasoDei by Fluffy no Danna reviews
Sasori and Deidara have both made many mistakes in their lives. Though they seem to have made the biggest mistake that they ever could. What is it? Read on to find out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Paraylsis Sleep SasoDei by Fluffy no Danna reviews
This is about Deidara having one of those dreams where you have no control of your body and Sasori comforts him. Major fluff ahead
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Dead or Alive by Jessy-Fran reviews
A wild blonde outlaw rides into Suna one day. Little does Sasori know that his act of partly forced kindness towards the stranger will help send him off on the adventure he'd never even had nightmares about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Firestarter by Jessy-Fran reviews
Deidara watches his handiwork burning. Deidara-centric, short, AU one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Kiss Me Better by TheWindAlchemist reviews
Deidara... my finger got cut! 'Here, let me kiss it better then...' DeiHina OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Playing Pretend by with eyes looking up reviews
She knew this was his goodbye. Tomorrow, when she woke up in the morning, he would be gone, and her life would crash around her shoulders as the tears came streaming down. ItaKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Konan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Note by MinaTakahashii reviews
Deidara’s beloved Danna was gone, but there was one last thing left for him from the puppeteer. A single note. The note that explains everything in very few words. It could have been a million words, but it would have meant the same to Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My Boys by with eyes looking up reviews
They're Sakura's boys, and they always will be. Drabble, Team 7 centric. May be continued sometime later. Implied fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rule Breaker by MasterTabby reviews
Deidara's a Rule Breaker and Sasori wants him. AU. Smut. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Deisaso: Moods by blueball reviews
Sasori talks about his blond lover's moods. Rated T cause of suggested themes I guess... DeidaraXSasori, Deidsaso
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Kissing Lesson by Songstone reviews
Itachi Uchiha was fourteen-years-old, a straight A student, and he had never been kissed. This is where his best friend comes into play. Deidara takes it upon himself to be the teacher and give the Uchiha a lesson he could use. A kissing Lesson.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Thank you for the music by 07Merc-kun reviews
What one song could do for someone- maybe the words in that tune rang true, for him, it sure seem so. AU Friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Office Daze by Jessy-Fran reviews
Hidan's day just kept getting worse... Pairings: HidanXTayuya and a small amount of SasoDei. A One-Shot... Probably. Rated for Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Hidan, Tayuya - Complete
The Unfinished by karlena reviews
Itachi... Deidara... One night... One desire... One solution... This is a One-shot – don’t be fooled by the title – where things go little bit unexpected. ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Deidara's Kitty by Babs McGoogle reviews
Sasori turns into a cat. Do I need to say anymore? COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,998 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fast Car by Jessy-Fran reviews
You've got a fast car, I want a ticket to anywhere... A song-fic to Tracy Chapman's 'Fast Car', Slight ItaDei/DeiIta, AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Protecting Me, Protecting You by mewmewgodess reviews
Itachi has always protected Deidara in his own way. Now it's his turn to protect Itachi. ItaDei One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Jigsaw Heart by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
It's Deidara's birthday and he surprisingly recieves something from Itachi that changes everything. ItachiXDeidara. Dedicated to black55widow, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Small Words of Wisdom by Jessy-Fran reviews
Because Deidara can't keep quiet! Platonic relationship with Sasori and Deidara. Let the OOCness ensue.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Exceptions by with eyes looking up reviews
It's Sasuke's eighteenth birthday, and Karin knows just what to do for him. Crackfic conerning Team Hebi-Eagle. Happy birthday, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
Forever Mine! by mikuloveitachi reviews
This is an ITAXDEI story. Its hard to tell who the seme is! LOL! Please R&R. this is my first story... please no flames?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Being Buried is Troublesome by Secret Sheik reviews
Hidan has a bit of things to say to himself about being trapped in a hole. Hidan-centric, internalization, rated for LANGUAGE. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Is Kissing Another Boy a Sin? by Babs McGoogle reviews
Hidan; 13 years old, lives in a Jashin camp, and has finally fallen in love. Yaoi, ItaHida, one-shot. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Surprise, Surprise by 07Merc-kun reviews
Deidara isn't great at writing a paper, but he didn't think Hidan was either. How wrong he seemed to be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sugar by Haruka Kamiya reviews
If you let Itachi stay up with Deidara, chaos will ensue. oneshot R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! by Jinzouningen reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Elegy by green see-through ghosts reviews
Rest in peace: Hidan, Deidara, Kakuzu, Jiraiya, Asuma, and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
A Friendly Wager by green see-through ghosts reviews
What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
You Are My Sunshine by rainbow cupcake reviews
Sasori hears Deidara humming a familiar tune one day and asks him about it. One song can change a lot, and it may not always be for the better. One fateful mission is all it takes. SasoDei. Semi-songfic. Character death. Spoilers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A 4th Of July Worth Remembering by ShadesofDeath reviews
its the 4th of July, and Deidara and Sasori get stuck on a mission. The fireworks explode above head, nd Sasori relizes something, he wants Deidara. DeixSaso, Characters-Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hurt by TheWindAlchemist reviews
If you're killed by your best friend, how can you fall in love with them afterward? DeiHinaSaso
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,429 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
The Killer and the Artist by Near the Shinigami reviews
Itachi has always had his feelings bottled up from Deidara. Now with Sasori gone he gains new confidence. Can he let some of his emotions go? Or will he stay as cold as winter?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Love Is A Sickness by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara's sick, Sasori has to take care of him. And Sasori dose 'take care' of him, Yaoi, DeixSaso all characters belong to rightful owner, not me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Box Seats by RANDOMNATIONS reviews
Being trapped in a metal box in a burning building, Deidara and Temari reconcile their imprisonment with some tears. Birthday fic for Deidara-Kun-Fangirl. DeixTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Deidara, Temari
Tests by RANDOMNATIONS reviews
Sasori's a genius. So much of a genius that all of the IQ tests he's taken haven't yet measured the full scale of his intelligence. Deidara's his best friend, but feeling neglected because of all of the tests. How will Sasori help him? SasoDei Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Love Brownies by bibochan reviews
Deidara wants to do something sweet for his beloved Itachi. Oneshot. I know, bad summary. I'm sorry. Warning: Lemon! Yaoi! ItaDei!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Today, Class by Jessy-Fran reviews
A collection of AU!one-shots about Deidara and Sasori's school days. Mostly friendship fluff but I might change it. Not ordered, so it jumps around a lot! Done for fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Objectophilia by Songstone reviews
Nicknames can be cruel sometimes. That was always the case for Deidara, but the blond had never believed titles such as 'freak' to be true. However, he might have found a title for himself because of a certain redhead...and it's rather interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
CheezIt by green see-through ghosts reviews
Beatrice...there is a demon running loose in this church." A series of AU oneshots circling Hidan, Temari, and the church.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Temari, Hidan
In The Eyes Of Perfection by Jessy-Fran reviews
A slightly darker look at the relationship between Sasori and Deidara. Warnings include OOCness and stalker-ish qualities. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Being Immortal by Atopos reviews
Hidan has to ask Kakuzu the ultimate question when it comes to loving someone like Deidara: “What does how long we live have to do with that?” He might not like the answer. HiDei and maybe a little ToDei when looking close.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Some Things by green see-through ghosts reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Mommy's Here by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
After the battle with Jiraiya, Pein loses his adult-mentality and starts acting like a child. Konan, heartbroken, has now been forced into the position of "Mommy". When she finds herself in love with both men, what happens? Pein/Konan/Kakuzu love triangle
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
My Cup of Tea by with eyes looking up reviews
Konan went on a mission almost a week ago, and has yet to return. Pein is waiting impatiently, hoping for the best. But when she comes back...chaos erupts. PeinKonan. OLD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
No Sleep on Days by slack-jawed cheese hugger reviews
Everyone’s tired today, but not for the same reasons. Pein may have had to fight some burly idiot, but Deidara didn’t get any sleep, and it’s getting to him. Zetsu, on the other hand, is actually complacent. Gasp! Get a medic! Some OOCness, crack
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Deidara, Hidan
Only Me by Ereneviana reviews
What happens when a tired girl driving home from work literally runs into the silver-haired Jashinist? Rated for cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Ouch, My Feelings R Hurt by jewel-shards reviews
LEMON Sasori gets embarrassed and his feelings are hurt. Deidara tries to make it better. DeixSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Coming out of the closet by Girl-With-The-Tinfoil-Teeth reviews
Deidara has trouble confessing his sexuallity, he was always carefull so that no one would notice. But what if the one person he loves knows his little secret?...Try and get him to come out of the clest obviously! ITAXDEI HUMORXROMANCE! oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Seeing Red by xSweetMacabre reviews
Why is the Akatsuki crowded in a small bathroom, gazing intently at a hole in the wall? And why aren’t Deidara and Sasori enjoying the show? Why, because they are the show, of course. SasoDei. REWRITTEN ... KIND OF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Ribbon by with eyes looking up reviews
Deidara had a ribbon of lies...that involved the one person he hated most. ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Tobi's Nightmare by with eyes looking up reviews
A crack story, concerning Tobi, and the rest of the Akatsuki, that tell Tobi to 'toughen up', before something bad happens. Well, joke's on you, guys. Crackfic, OLD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Obito U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ritual Pornograph by dead drifter reviews
HidanDeidara/ HiDei. Yaoi. Oneshot. Deidara is hogging the bathroom, and Hidan decides to punish him for his insolence. Rated for graphic sex, blood, violence, and well, general Hidan-ness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Risk Everything by SxyMo0finMan reviews
Summary: After Kakashi's break out from the Akatsuki lair, Deidara is left alone. As things begin to get better, orders from Pein stop all hope. They are to travel by night to Konoha and murder those who have escaped. Will Deidara fulfill his orders?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Deidara, Kakashi H. - Complete
Eeee! by with eyes looking up reviews
Itachi and his little brother, when he was still an infant. What was his first word...? Sasuke and Itachi brotherly affection fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Contrast by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Older brother by Cip reviews
After a seemingly unnecessary slaughter Itachi is left feeling depressed. Can Kisame cheer him up? NON-YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Nail Polish by Songstone reviews
Watching the blond carry on, Itachi couldn't help but notice the little things about the man. How his blue eye would seem to gleam and how his lips moved with each word he spat his way...It was hypnotic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Sweat, Blood and Tears by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Euphoria is a Beach by jewel-shards reviews
Sasori and Deidara have fun on the beach. First Lemon. Fluff. DeiSaso Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
You're Worthless by dead drifter reviews
SasoDei. Sasori gets frustrated with Deidara and strikes him, but he makes it all better. No Yaoi,just Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
AIM by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
AKATSUKI I.M! Minor Shonenai...Rated for crude jokes and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Love Is by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Love is...Akasuna no Sasori for me, un. SasoDei, based on a love chain letter describing the many situations and feelings of love. I do not own that. Told in Dei's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dude, Where's My Ring? by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. YAOI. SasoDei. Sasori can’t find his ring. After tearing apart the whole house, Deidara helps him out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Few Words of Wisdom by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Merry Christmas Danna Dei by jewel-shards reviews
Deidara and Sasori share their first Christmas. What will they have for eachother? fluff. DeixSaso My second Deidara and Sasori fic. Review Please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I Promise by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
I'll make you proud Danna...I promise. Slight shonenai, a lot of angst. :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Everyone has something that hurts them...sometimes it hurts so bad you want to die. But remember this: What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger -- Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Clay is a Poor Substitute for Earplugs by dead drifter reviews
Pein and Konan decide to get down and dirty...and didn't have the common courtesy to supply Deidara and Itachi with earplugs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
All Caught Up In The Storm by jewel-shards reviews
Itachi is afraid of thunder. Good thing his partner is there to help. OOCness and fluff Cute oneshot. Reviews as always are more than welcome. Rated: T for mild cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Put Me Down, Pick Me Up by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Your the one, who seems to control all my emotions...and make me feel like the greatest girl in the world, and also the one who can make me feel worthless. You put me down and then pick me up...every time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Coiffeur Tobi, Conspiring Deidara, and by with eyes looking up reviews
....Acrimonious Itachi. Tobi decides Itachi needs a haircut, and goes to Deidara for help. T for language, and lost brain cells if you read this. Crack-fic, OLD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Obito U., Itachi U. - Complete
Pain by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
I can't get enough of him...or his namesake. It's a twisted high, I feel free when I use this kunai he gave me. PeinKonan. EXTREME ANGST WARNING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Merry Christmas Hidan! by Kerink reviews
Early Christmas fic. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HidaDei, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Revalations by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
An Akatsuki fic, detailing some of the more shocking secrets of the organization. SHONENAI: SasoDei, KakuHidan, ZetsuTobi, and KisameItachi. Minor: PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Love Lost, but Not Forgoten by SxyMo0finMan reviews
Kakashi Hatake and squad seven have been captured by the Akatsuki. As time goes by he develops a relationship with one of its members, Deidara. The two tend to spend too much time together, often fulfilling eachothers needs. KakashiDeidara oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Kakashi H., Deidara - Complete
Hidden Inside by Wrath Of Fire reviews
I don’t want anyone, or anything, to make you cry. I want to be here for you. But, at the rate things are going, I don’t think it’ll matter. [SasoDei] Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Wood Can't Feel by Kerink reviews
Poor Sasori danna. SasoDei oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki needs what? Deidara 01 by HardcoreLittleChick reviews
Akasuki need a CHEF, so they kindapp one. But what happens when Deidara and her get on each others nerves and cause turmoil within the Akatsuki core? Better yet, what happens when Deidara realizes he has a thing for her? DeiOC sarcasm and ..maybe a lemon?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,269 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Deidara
Anesthetic by Kurai Himitsu reviews
He was a slave's slave, just as trapped in the nightmares as his master, but somehow he always ended up the bigger fool in the end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Prayers by Haruka Kamiya reviews
Kakuzu sometimes prays beside Hidan, if only to inwardly scorn the prayers. Challenge from Acerbitas. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Who Are You Calling Troublesome by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Temari is sick of walking around with a lazy guy who only calls her troublesome. ShikaTem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
An Artist First, Shinobi Second by kitsuneasika reviews
He knows what art is, but he doesn't know what it is to him. Deidara, oneshot. OLD STORY. Not proud of this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by Haruka Kamiya reviews
Itachi doesn't understand why Deidara wants to surpass him, so he dares to ask him why. ItaDei OOC, in a sense
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Art of Snow by Haruka Kamiya reviews
Deidara teaches Sasori that snow can be an art. implied SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Good Enough by Haruka Kamiya reviews
Ever since joining Akatsuki, Deidara has always wondered if he was ever good enough for Itachi. drabble, slight implied ItaDei, ch359362 spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Koi by Asuto Hotaru reviews
Deidara is in love with his partner Sasori, but other than a 'kinda' kiss while watching the koi fish, nothing has happened, or ever will, as Deidara sees it. Someone else steps in to change that. ONESHOT SasoDei, other pairings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Model by sharingank reviews
Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Crash by sharingank reviews
In which Deidara has a headache, and Tobi suggests a shower. Little known to Deidara, Tobi fully intends to join him. DeiTobi oneshot. Note the rating. It's there for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Hello by theinsane reviews
Summary: Hello, Deidara. Why are you so shocked? You surprised to see me? Oh. I’m supposed to be dead… not anymore. [No pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Nail Polish by Digital Skitty reviews
Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Of Flesh by Eliptica reviews
Sasori knows he cannot give Deidara what he truly wants, and it's becoming increasingly more difficult to remain amoral. After all, nothing is more sickening than muttered I Love Yous. [SasDei][DeiIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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Wanting Something You Can't Have reviews
Sasori and Deidara are finally a couple, but who is jealous of the happy pair? Uchiha Itachi. Will Itachi put Deidara's happiness first or will he do the more selfish thing? Imagine what's going through Deidara's mind; he thought Itachi HATED him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Mutual Affection reviews
Indeed, being loved makes all the difference. A fluffy one-shot ficlet that revlolves around a certain kunoichi's happiness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Chill reviews
Stuck in a cheap hotel, the bitter winter chill doesn't affect Sasori nearly as much as it does his blond partner. When the redhead notices . . . well, he can't just sit back and watch him die. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
An Apathetic and AllKnowing Killer reviews
Once an innocent child, the murder he had comitted affected him. And not for the better. “Hey, kid,” a husky voice said next to me, “you alright?” I blinked once, dispelling all instincts of crying, and answered coldly, “I’m not a kid.” Big brothery fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Do Wah Diddy reviews
Do you remember when we first met, un?" Sasori laughed, filling the empty home with amusement. "Of course I remember! You don't forget a random stranger that follows you home and makes out with you on your own front porch." Song fic. One-shot. SasoDei. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Schizophrenics and creepy houses don't usually mix reviews
The local schizophrenic goes vandilizing with his friends on Halloween. When they come across a 'haunted' house thats abandoned all of his colleagues disappear into the house until he's the only one left standing outside. What's a paranoid teen to do? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Zetsu
Child Reincarnation reviews
After Sasori dies he finds out that he hasn't properly fulfilled his life, so he goes back into the world of the living as an eight-year-old boy who doesn't remember who 'Sasori' was. The Akatsuki take him in and he's made Deidara's problem. Yaoi later on
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki Fangirl reviews
There is gonna be a new member in Akatsuki, a fangirl! All of Akatsuki panic because she will have to stay with ALL of them. What will happen to this fangirl? Will one of the cold-hearted members fall for her? And what will the tragic result be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,384 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Deidara, Hidan
Being w the person u hate isnt always a bad thing reviews
Locked in a closet with the one person that he hates plus his slight case of claustrophobia seems like hell for Deidara. That is, until he figures out that he actually doesn't hate Itachi as much as he thought he did. Yaoi ItaDei/DeiIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Tresspassing reviews
Kawasaki Azami, an ex sand nin, wanders into Akatsuki territory and they have no choice but to capture her and keep her prisoner. But what happens when she becomes fond of the person who is told to guard her? And how does he feel? ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Itachi U.
Unexpected reviews
Temari is stressed out from taking care of her brothers and dealing with her dead Father's stuff. Then Shikamaru shows up unexpectedly, claiming to have had a 'mission' in Suna. Is Temari missing something? Implied ShikaTem, Fluff-ish, T for Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Irreplaceable reviews
Song fic, the song by Beyonce. SasoDei. ItaDei. Yaoi. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Love at First Touch reviews
Deidara is more or less the Akatsuki's personal maid, doing all of their laundry and cleaning. One day when he goes out to get the groceries someone gets in the way of his milk. This girl is Hinata and she's hiding from her father. DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H.
A Cry Answered With A Kiss reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday and Itachi is in tears at the memory of his little brother. However, the Uchiha doesn't hide his tears well enough because a certain blond notices. Yaoi. ItaDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Monster reviews
That's right! Monster! The energy drink! What happens when Deidara gets a hold of it? Can you just IMAGINE! Also, the lure of Monster brings someone from a different world to the Akatsuki base. O.o Deidara is very OOC. AU. Refers to Fruits Basket.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Shark on the Menu reviews
Itachi wakes up one morning and Kisame isn't there. Itachi searches the whole base, but can't find him. Where could he be? Did anything happen to him? Rated T just to be safe. Plz review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kisame H., Zetsu - Complete