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A New Beginning by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 200,778 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Faith by SpicySugar reviews
Hermione cannot find work and is hired as a governess at Malfoy Manor for Draco's son Scorpius. Sexual tension builds and broods when Draco brings home a potential new wife from France who is rich, beautiful, and of a high class-how can Hermione compete?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,448 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Devil in the Dark by Luvvycat reviews
Jack decides to put a popular theory to the test. Little does Elizabeth know what is waiting for her, in the dark... Just a little Sparrabeth Valentine's Day smut, part of my "Rum and Persuasion" story cycle. Rated "M" for a very good reason! ;-D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Saving Miss Granger by Ms-Figg reviews
Spell Mistress Hermione Granger is in dire danger. Albus calls on the staff for assistance. Hmm...why is everyone male? HG/SS PLUS. Very graphic content, multiple partners. Eventually turns HG/SS. Not for straight HG/SS shippers or under 18 years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,140 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Inside the Blackest Heart by Ms-Figg reviews
Dark Snape embraces being a Death Eater despite the Order and Albus isn't who he seems to be. Snape warns a persistant Hermione off in no uncertain terms. Both end up guests of the Dark Lord. Alternative Universe, Dark Fic, OOC Albus evil, NC, S&M, MF, MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,925 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione Granger falls through the Mirror of Erised, and her Slytherin double ends up at Hogwarts. Her whole world is upended and reversed. The hated Albus Dumbledore is the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and that honeybun Snape . . . he's a bloody Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 159,650 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Concupiscence by Tink Wolfe reviews
Sirius/Hermione. SBHG. A tale about fulfilling desires and the consequences that may bring.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Merry XXXmas, Professor Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
Oneshot. Father Christmas is challenged to provide a meaningful gift for Professor Snape. 18yearold Hermione has her own gift request for Father Christmas. AU, OOC Snape, OOC Hermione PWP, MF, Lemon, Oral, Spank COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,596 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Turn for the Better by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione Granger goes back in time to try and convince a young Severus Snape not to aid Tom Riddle. Of course, Severus doesn't make it easy. Life at Hogwarts is now VERY different. Alternate Universe, Violence. OOC, Drama, Romance, Humor, Lemons and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 177,172 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Matter of Circumstance by Ms-Figg reviews
Prewritten Fic. A pregnant and desperate Hermione is about to marry Ron, but is it the best decision considering the circumstances involving one dark, snarky wizard? The gods get involved. M/F, lemons, Preg, Angst, a Touch of Mythology, Humor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,034 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Adventures of Pan by Boogaz-Rayden-Xavier reviews
Wendy wanted to grow up, but later decides not to. Peter and the Lost Boys have moved on. When she returns, he has trouble being faithful because he's afraid she will not stay. Hook is back and is more evil than ever! Peter/OC!
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 175,967 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Sextra Credit by HortensiaDionysius reviews
Upset that she didn't get full credit on her afrodesiac potion test, Hermione goes to Snape's office. They decide to test out this potion... Hermione/Snape. Oneshot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Disharmony in the Dungeons by Ms-Figg reviews
WARNING: VERY DARK DISTURBING FIC! Written for Marriage Law Challenge. Severus has to marry Hermione. Severus' lovers arent happy. Neither is Voldemort. AU, lemons,violence, mutilation, sexual brutality, MM rape. Character death. Oral, Anal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 110,728 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Becoming Familiar with a Man of Misery by Ms-Figg reviews
A reluctant Severus Snape is ardently pursued by Hermione. A few tantrums, hexes, nasty spells and wellplaced knees later an understanding is reached...sort of: RemusOFC too. Yummy. Alternate Universe, Humor, Lemons, Oral, Anal, More.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 253,686 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You Promised It Would Be Forever by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus and Hermione divorce after a tragic miscarriage. A year later, Voldemort wonders if the Potions master still cares for his exwife, who just happens to be Voldemort's prisoner. Foul play? SSHG, and a special someone for Ginny Weasley as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 127,351 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Be My Valentine, Professor Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
A very tipsy and determined twentyseven year old Hermione gets it in her head that it's a sad, sad thing Severus Snape is no one's valentine after playing chaperone at the Annual Valentine's Day dance at Hogwarts. A spicy encounter is in the making.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hush by it takes a village reviews
She was truly an innocent in every sense of the word and yet, she felt no fear because of the complete and utter trust she placed towards her new companion. Lucius would take care of her. She simply knew it. Rated M for sexual situations.
Village - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Complete
A Little Night Music by Ariel3 reviews
Rosie and her Sam find a rare moment to themselves on a magical summer evening.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Samwise G., Rosie C. - Complete
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