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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Ooookay, so I figured I should really get off my lazy ass and update this so yeah, here it goes.

My real name is Rebecca but everyone either calls me Becca, pooka, or pookie bear (if you call me Becky, you WILL DIE). My friends made up the nicknames and I have no idea how, but they stuck. I was too lazy to think of something else so I used that as my userID.

I'm currently 16 but I was 14 when I registered here, so yeah, once again very lazy on my part.

I live in NC but I was born in NY. I miss the goddamn snow!

My favorite colors are black, blue, orange, and lime green. (never in my life will i EVER wear pink)

I obviously have no life, I spend all my time listining to music, writing fanfictions, or reading fanfictions.

I am a girl and bisexual. For those people who are homophobic, go fuck yourselves. I am proud to be bisexual and no one can fuckin' change my mind!

My favorite bands are slipknot, HIM, korn, flyleaf, papa roach, my chemical romance, three days grace, system of a down, evanescence, disturbed, sixx a.m., apocalyptica, metallica, marilyn manson, journey, and beautiful creatures.

So I saw this on youtube when I was just browsing through some music videos and I absolutely loved it. And since I don't have a profile on youtube I decided to put it in this profile.

You say Jonas Brothers-I Say AC/DC
You say Taylor Swift-I say Metallica
You say Kate Perry-I say Guns n' Roses
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Ozzy
you say chris brown - I say Led Zeppelin
You say Soulja Boy- I say Velvet Revolver
You say SHIT-I say REAL MUSIC!!
91 of people have turned to pop.If you're one of the 9 who like to headbang and disturb the peace copy and paste to your profile.
ROCK ON!!

Cool, so enough about me and on to my writing. I absolutely love Harry/Draco pairings. Harry shouldn't be with anyone else but Draco and Draco shouldn't be with anyone else but Harry. It's as simple as that. JKR's epilouge was complete and utter bullshit and I apologize if I offend anyone who likes it, that's just my opinion. I am open to other pairings but I will probably never write any of them. Here are some of my favorites:

Harry/Draco - as if I didn't already explain that
Sirius/Severus
Sirius/Remus
Remus/Severus
Sirius/Severus/Remus
George/Fred - I have no idea why. It's so dirty that it's hot ;)
Blaise/Seamus
Seamus/Dean

I can only think of those for now but if I uncover any more I will post them immediately. Now I can't think of anything else to write about me, myself, and I so I guess, see all you peoples later. Have fun reading the stories and I will love you all forever if you review nicely.


I read these on another author's profile and they really moved me. Please read.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

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Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kissing You by SasunaruTLA reviews
Harry Potter decided that he would not let anyone else hurt him but then he gets his Inheritance the summer before 7th year and finds that he will not be able to stay away from everyone, especially one blonde Slytherin... *CONTINUED with DrarryTLA*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,585 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Matinee by LadyVaderWrites reviews
This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pantomime by ConstantComment reviews
Written for speedpr0nz round #3 on LJ: It’s Anonymous Night at Pantomime, Draco’s favourite night club, and he plans to take advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Beachhouses and Islands by olimakiella reviews
Sequel to 'Of Bookstores and Stalkers' -- It's one year since Harry finally won Draco over. Now it's his birthday... Just what do you get a man who has everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Resistance is Futile by olimakiella reviews
The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Green Rubber Bands by olimakiella reviews
Ron and Harry’s friendship is tested when Ron finds something he really shouldn’t have been looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vertical Surfaces by olimakiella reviews
Harry relishes in the rewards of his kink
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Bookstores and Stalkers by olimakiella reviews
Draco is avoiding Harry because of the affect the brunet has on him. Harry rather likes the effect he has on the blond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Defining Moment' by tigersilver reviews
Draco wishes he spoke the language. At least Potter does. AU; era unspecified; shameless PWP; smuff. Gift to 'Combustion' readers and anyone who sticks with my many WIPs...grin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dense by Digitallace reviews
Draco reflects on how dense his new potions partner is. Warning for explicit content and table sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Virgin Revelry by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. HPDM slash. Harry discovers that he can banish Voldemort, and it will only involve swearing to be a virgin for the rest of his life! After he swears the vow and it works, along comes Malfoy to reveal a tiny little complication. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soaring by ConstantComment reviews
Draco Malfoy is reaching the halfway point of his eighth year of Hogwarts, post-war. Though things are back to normal, Draco feels haunted, suffocated, broken by his past. And he can’t be fixed. Can he? 8th-year return to Hogwarts , EWE, DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,693 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blackmail by NS- Leclair reviews
Draco discovers Harry's secret and blackmail ensues but with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,166 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Christmas Puzzle by Reinamy reviews
Draco Malfoy is not allowed puzzles of any kind. His boyfriend, Harry Potter, says so. Holiday fic. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/24/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Afterwards by the incomplete writer reviews
Draco came to his senses just in time and joined the Order. What he didn't expect was to fall for their hero. is better than it sounds...i hope!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Storm Clouds and Stormy Boys by Digitallace reviews
A short PWP. Harry and Draco amuse themselves on a rainy day
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unmasked by Digitallace reviews
Sequel to House of Masks - Will the fallout from Harry's decision to choose Draco over Ginny pose too overwhelming to live with?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Fine Line by placeholder89 reviews
There is a fine line between Love and Hate. A very, very fine line. DRARRY, HPDM, SLASH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mommy Dearest by LunaParvulus reviews
What happens when you're turned into your earliest life form? Where do you go? A two month pregnancy and giving birth? Mpreg twist... Just plain weird xD Better summary in first chapter! A whole different type of De-Aging fic. Baby!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,020 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
House of Masks by Digitallace reviews
Harry had the feeling that once he stepped through those doors, his life would be irrevocably changed. Explicit content warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Partake by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Baking With Bon Jovi by alovelycupoftea reviews
Draco bakes. And plots. Harry/Draco. Warning - smut, spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Illusion by TheeMizKitty reviews
Draco Malfoy is stalking Harry Potter. Or is that all it really is? DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,623 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Muggle device called a mobile by CrazedEnigma reviews
Draco finds Harry's mobile and can't make it work. In his frustration, Draco calls Harry 'Potter' unintentionally. What will Harry's response be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Serenity by Devine-Odyssey reviews
They say you can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom...Harry Potter would disagree. HarryxDraco - Counterpart to Passion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Golden Years by Youngauthor27 reviews
In which Draco discovers the majesty that is David Bowie. *All Warnings Posted Inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Perfectly Tiny by GeminiCancer reviews
The School finds out something Humiliating about Draco. Harry gives him back his dignity and maybe something more. oneshot Warning Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Distracted by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
Harry can't keep his eyes off of a shirt-less Draco.Also has humor as its genre.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch by xErised reviews
Draco's playing a game of hide-and-seek, but Harry isn't sure about the rules. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Enjoying Yourself, Potter? by Selly87 reviews
Malfoy walks in on Harry in the showers. Harry can’t seem to forget Malfoy’s face and most definitely not the three haunting words Malfoy uttered… – “Enjoying yourself, Potter?”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On the Edge of War by Just A Passing Cynic reviews
As prophesized, Harry’s going to save the world. But nobody expected this: Harry playing by his own rules. Ministry and idiots be damned, Voldemort will be crushed. And along the way, our Savior finds love in the most unexpected places. HD, RevoluntionFic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,606 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Princess by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Draco and Harry's fluffy anniversary dinner, followed by a hot, steamy evening, and a twist at the end! DMHP, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coitus Interruptus by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
Some revelations should be made with quiet dignity. And sometimes, things get taken right out of your hands. I do not own Harry Potter, nor make any money from this enterprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crush by Digitallace reviews
Harry has a crush, and he has it bad, but the object of his desire couldn’t possibly return his feelings. Could he? Warnings for explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Plundered by Digitallace reviews
AU Pirate Drarry - Captain Potter is a revered member of the Royal British Fleet, sent to capture and hang all known pirates. His personal vendetta is the Dread Pirate Black, but what will he do when he finds the scoundrel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heat amongst the Hay by phoenix on ice reviews
Harry investigates the Malfoy stables. He gets more than he went looking for. Slash fic! Man on Man action! Don't like, Don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Actions and Consequences by Youngauthor27 reviews
Our actions have consequences; Draco learns his lesson the hard way. ***/Slash/ All other warnings posted inside.***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Locked in a Small Closet by ScifiSOS reviews
Draco turned his head and glared at Potter. “I’m not a bloody chicken Potter. Do forgive me if I’d rather not be graced with the Holy Savior’s dick!”-I was curious to which summary would get more attention. lol. My first or the second? R&R Please SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Living for the Night by Kaoru2.50 reviews
While patrolling the halls after hours, Prefect Draco Malfoy gets a surprise that has him praying for the sun to set. HPDM slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
TheBoyWhoFucked by ScifiSOS reviews
It all started because of the Daily Prophet. ‘The-Boy-Who-Lived is GAY!’ stunned witches and wizards everywhere. For Draco Malfoy though it was certainly a pleasant Monday Morning. Epilogue up. LEMON,SLASH R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muddy Days by dirty-darella reviews
Of course Potter had to be at the one Professional Quidditch match Draco attended. The very same Match where he learns that mud is good for laughing, more laughing, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something to Look Forward To by dirty-darella reviews
It’s Harry’s last Day at Hogwarts. Something sexy happens. His name is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Food and Fun by Catium reviews
Harry goes to the school kitchen to get himself some food and ends up having a lot of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 242 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Best Duel Ever by albe-chan reviews
A duel between arch rivals leads to something so much better. For once Harry and Draco agree; this is sure to be the best duel EVER! Drarry. HPDM. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. ONESHOT. MATURE. STRIP-DUELING! For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not 'Just a Room' by Draiq reviews
Draco always wins...but not this time; Harry has a plan... Total PWP. M, Slash/Yaoi, Oneshot, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Down in the Dungeon to Play by Phoenix Torte reviews
Harry decides to snoop and spy on the Slytherins. He finds out something unexpected, and takes appropriate actions. Originally submitted to the HP Smoochfest. See inside for warnings. HP/DM: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best Present by LadyKatie reviews
It’s Harry’s birthday and Draco wants to make sure that he has a good time. Inspired by porn movies, Draco plans something special as a birthday present. Slash. Full warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five O'clock Shadow by JulzPadfootMoony reviews
Most wizards prefer to use a spell to shave, like Draco Malfoy, for instance. However, Harry Potter sticks to the muggle way, leaving a delicious five o'clock shadow for Draco to enjoy. HP/DM SLASH/SMUT! Written for HiddenRage, the sexy beast! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Two Timer by eroticfan reviews
Draco takes narcissism to new heights by having an affair with himself. Yes, himself. A DracoxDraco romance, with a bit of HarryxDraco as well. Very lemony magical fun and games.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Long White Gown by Youngauthor27 reviews
It's Harry and Draco's wedding! That's all I'm going to say. ; Part three of the Dress-Up series *All warnings posted inside.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After the Storm by Youngauthor27 reviews
What happens when Draco, a young man fresh to the States from England meets Harry, a true southern gentlman, after what could turn out to be the storm of a lifetime? ***AU/Non-Magic/PWP/Slash/Coarse Language/Graphic Sexual Content/***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Black Dress by Youngauthor27 reviews
Draco finally decides on what to give Harry for their anniversary. *This is a Oneshot sequel to 'A Simple Black Corset'. Warnings for Alcohol Use/Coarse Language/Slash/Graphic Sexual Content H/D /and Cross-dressing. AU: NOT Cannon Compliant*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wrestling by Youngauthor27 reviews
There comes a time in every parent's life, that one horrific moment when... *Rated M for Graphic Sexual Content/ Coarse Language/ Alcohol Use/ and Slashy goodness of course. AU/PWP* Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kreacher Takes a Holiday by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco must resort to desperate - meaning Muggle - means to complete a tedious household chore when Kreacher goes on holiday. Hilarity and illicit hijinks ensue. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content. For GoesKaboom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mile High Club by azzie adams reviews
Draco's urges get the better of him on the Delta 747 and the only private place is... not so private. DM/HP Sequel to 'Emergency Stop'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Simple, Black Corset by Youngauthor27 reviews
Who could have guessed such a simple little thing could have such a strong effect on Harry? Draco certainly didn't. Oneshot. **AU/PWP : Warnings for Slash/Strong Pervasive Language/Graphic Sexual Content H/D / Rough Sex/ Crossdressing**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Emergency Stop by azzie adams reviews
One-shot. Draco can't restrain himself for the whole elevator ride with Harry Potter in such perfectly-fitting pants... Part I in the 'Christening' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Healing Visions by LunaParvulus reviews
Chapter 13 up! An accident caused Harry his vision. Dumbledore suggested Harry to stay with Snape; the Potions Master worked with Harry, helping the teen cope with his blindness. Draco was also staying with Snape, and then something between them was forme
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,726 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
One Long, Sexless Week by Magic Mind reviews
Harry and Draco are getting married. One of them has the bright idea to stop having sex for one week before the wedding. Madness ensues! Harry/Draco. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fool Rushes In by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
In a burst of unexplained magic, Harry Potter’s Auror partner Draco Malfoy has simply disappeared. Frantic with worry, terrified that something really terrible has happened to the other man, Harry realizes that what he feels for him just might be more tha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,695 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Banshee's Balls! by Liria Nai reviews
In a bid to promote house unity Dumbledore decides to replace the traditional house quidditch teams with four new teams, containing members from all four houses. How will Harry and Draco cope being on the same team? Eventual SLASH. HPDM, maybe others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,315 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Anything for Charity by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
When Hermione Granger comes to them with a plan to raise funds for an important charity, Draco Malfoy thinks it's a wonderful idea. Harry Potter, on the other hand, isn't quite as sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mating Habits of Gryffindors by malfoysminx reviews
Stars well-dressed!Harry and somewhat-in-denial!Draco as the seventh years celebrate the end of school. Also includes leather-trousers!Harry, karaoke and an intriguing game of truth or dare. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gimme by His Spectacles reviews
Draco’s sworn off chocolate as part of his New Year’s Resolutions. But unfortunately for the blond, Harry hasn’t. HPDM SLASH, NC17, and LONG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Product Testing by dagget reviews
Harry is given the dubious privilege of field-testing the twins' latest creation. Mostly pwp. What better way to test the waters of a new fandom? Draco/Harry, reader discretion is advised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Haven by AmetheSecond reviews
Harry's graduated from Hogwarts, turned eighteen and defeated a Dark Lord. Now what is he going to do with his life? Slash HPDM Warnings: Manipulative!Dumbles. I wouldn't go so far to say Weasley!bashing but um, I'm close. A few minor character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,496 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough by placeholder89 reviews
There's a lot to be said for the way a Malfoy can eat ice cream.... DMHP, drarry, Severitus. R. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Better to Give than to Receive by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for amber v. Rife with angst, fighting, scheming and Quidditch locker room sex - you know, all of the traditional trappings of the holiday! *grins* H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secret Santa by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for SpunkleMcKats, reviewer extraordinaire. Harry decides to confess his feelings for Draco during the Hogwarts Secret Santa gift exchange.What could go wrong? Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dinner with the Weasleys: Part IV of AH series by dracosoftie reviews
Follows The Interview, part of the After Hours series. Harry's revenge puts Draco in a compromising position at a family dinner. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 154 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Interview: Part III of the AH series by dracosoftie reviews
Follows Runes in the progression, part of the After Hours series. Draco's creative revenge might endanger their chances at the future they want. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bedside Manner by kelseymetro reviews
Malfoy's bedside manner is atrocious...but apparently only to patients. A one-shot that has been plaguing me for a while. AU Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Only Fools Rush In by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Runes: Part II of the AH series by dracosoftie reviews
Sequel to After Hours. Harry’s had a taste of exhibitionism and wants more. He finds a way to pay Draco back for his courtyard ambush. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After hours by dracosoftie reviews
Draco catches Harry out after curfew. First in the After Hours series. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Happy birthday, Harry by dracosoftie reviews
Harry's unhappy birthday takes an unexpected turn. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Hero All the Same by kayladie reviews
Draco Malfoy has hit rock bottom. What will it take for him to crawl out of the hole he's found himself in? Perhaps helping the Savior of the Wizarding World, who's in even worse shape than Draco is. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,120 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veritaserum by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty oneshot - Draco brews a batch of veritaserum in order to get some answers out of Harry at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 251 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life From the Start by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mine by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty One Shot. - Harry finds himself wanting the one person that is completely off limits to him. Draco Malfoy. Story begins immediately after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sands of Time by WiseDraco reviews
Ten years after the War Draco has everything he wants but all it takes in one meal and several rainy nights for him to find the one thing he didn't know he was missing. Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
White by jamie2109 reviews
Rentboy!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like a Shag on a Rock by jamie2109 reviews
Despite traveling all the way across the world, sometimes you just cannot escape your past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Curiosity by kelseymetro reviews
A muffled sound suddenly echoed from a door to Harry’s left. He nearly jumped out of his skin before approaching the door warily. The noise sounded again and it oddly seemed like...moaning' HarryDraco Slash. Finished! AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When in Flight by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. When the Slytherin Quidditch players have one accident too many, the Ministry sends Draco Malfoy to Hogwarts to investigate. Harry thinks he can investigate just fine on his own, thank you. Well, maybe Draco's glasses can help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,779 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Sinful Conversation by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Just because Draco is away doesn't mean he can't get Harry to participate over the phone. DMxHP,PWP,Mature. Birthday fic for AshaPasha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Locked Out by kelseymetro reviews
Who knew being locked outside with Malfoy could be such fun? It might be cold, but Malfoy has found a way of warming them both up! Slash AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Panties and Potions by Liria Nai reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Response to LadyDiablo's Sticky!Situations Challenge. Something personal falls out of a bag during potions and leads to a rather interesting detention. Oneshot. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chicken by WiseHeart reviews
One word. One conversation. And things change. Last piece of the Chicken Noodle Soup series...enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Christmas Lapdance by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
H&D. Well, what does the title say? Read it, love it, wish WiseDraco a happy belated birthday and me too!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Soup by WiseHeart reviews
He's unsure. The other is pissed. And he has about as much of a chance of getting the other back as a can of soup. Sequel to Noodles. NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Noodles by WiseHeart reviews
It's dark. They're drunk. And tangled on a bed like noodles. NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And The Beat Goes On by WiseDraco reviews
A Club. Sweat. Naughty music. And H/D lovin'...nuff said. Slash people...don't like? don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
James Evans by WiseHeart reviews
AU. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter never went to the same school, but one day in a Quidditch shop they meet. What is the outcome?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Late Night in the Library by VanillaBean147 reviews
H/D. One-Shot. As Draco's working on a paper in the library one night,he finds he can't stop looking at Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Serpentine Release by Devine-Odyssey reviews
When Draco follows Blaise to a questionable club he ends up with more than he was expecting. Oneshot and also a bit of a lemon I guess. DracoXHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Primp and Blue Polish by Liria Nai reviews
Response to Lady Diablo's Sex!Kink Challenge. This Halloween dumbledore decided to have a costume ball. And Harry's a little stuck on what to go as, until he spots a bottle of bright blue toenail polish. This is SLASH, Harry/Draco. N other minor pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Still Pools and Starlight by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. When centaurs kidnap a Hogwarts student, Auror Potter is tapped to find her. He understands that. What he doesn't understand is why he's being assigned astronomer Draco Malfoy, of all people, as a temporary partner. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Passion by Devine-Odyssey reviews
If the opposite of love is hate and the opposite of hate is love...what exactly is the fine line in between? Oneshot HarryXDraco Another challenge fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lion's Snake by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
D&H. At the All Hallows’ Eve Ball, a lion tangles with a snake . . . and likes it. 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tricks VS Treats by Bonnie Black reviews
AU 7th year. Hogwarts throws a Halloween Party, and Draco decides tonight is the night he gets his man. SLASH, HPDM. Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Courage and Cowardice by Moiraine Lendreth reviews
COMPLETE. As a sequel to “Out for Ice Cream”, this story continues to narrate Draco’s doomed battle against his growing desire for the BoyWhoLived, with a few unexpected twists. Warning: HPDM slash. All HP names, places and related indicia are © JK Rowlin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,483 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 166 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
May I Have A Quill Please? by MyWhiteDecember reviews
Harry and Draco are once again in detention. Harry needs a quill to write the lines, and Draco wants something in return for lending Harry a quill.... sub!HP. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Something to keep it interesting by jamie2109 reviews
Written pre DH, so no spoilers. Harry and Draco are Aurors and accidentally find themselves after the same person for two different crimes. What happens when they team up? A stack of UST, boys getting stuck in the closet and a fiery, passionate climax.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Decoration by megyal reviews
Harry gets another tattoo... and Draco gets his first. A little pain kink.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where's My Dragon? by just-Felton reviews
[Revise] Slash! Mrating for later chapters. Harry's firmly absolutely convinced that he's Draco Malfoy's boyfriend and nobody can change his mind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,868 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Taste of Sunshine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sand Castles & Fingerpaints by Kudra23 reviews
Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shinigami by just-Felton reviews
Harry gets a special visitor, when he’s asleep. OneShot. implied Mpreg, Lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lessons by just-Felton reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry asks Draco for private lessons of a ‘slightly’ different kind. M rating for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
ChocolateCoated Parseltongue by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's kink is Parseltongue. Harry's kink is chocolate all over Draco. How do they combine the two together? Seriously PWP, FLUFF and HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is A Drink Best Served by Cherian-osiris reviews
Draco get's his revenge on Harry for the dinner party. Companion piece to Dealing Under the Table.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
But I Thought! by His Spectacles reviews
Ron thinks Harry tops. Poor misled Gryffindor. All things are set straight after he follows them. DMHP my first bottom!Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Drunk and Victorious by Ariande reviews
An end of the year party is disrupted. A drunken Harry achieveshis destiny and claims his reward. After he completely embarresses himself. Ignores HBP. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Defending Hogwarts Draco Style by juxtaposed reviews
PostHBP collab crack!fic. While avoiding Death Eaters, Harry and Draco find something to occupy their time. Features my usual SoGay!Draco and Maggie's FluffyDom!Harry. Also, lots of boysex, so if you dont like, DONT READ. Simple. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Necking by lovelessx reviews
Draco can't take the torture anymore. Dedicated to Meg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Consequences of 17 by lovelessx reviews
The 7th years spend their spring holiday at the pool. Harry gets...distracted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dessert by juxtaposed reviews
Harry. Draco. Chocolate. Enough said. Smutty fluffy SLASH ensues. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
With A Kiss by Karina4 reviews
AU. On a balmy summer’s day, Draco asks his best friend, Harry, a very interesting question with even more interesting results. One Shot romance for Valentine’s - any shameless excuse for getting Harry and Draco together! :o)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Playtime reviews
Harry is somewhat of a whore and will have sex with anyone who meets his requirements. What happens when he takes on Draco and strong feelings emerge? Heavy slash. Second chapter very fluffy and OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Unexpected Arrivals reviews
Harry comes back to the wizarding world and he is not what Draco expected. HP/DM & SS/RL slash. Disregards DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,078 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Coffee Shop reviews
Harry goes to his favorite coffee shop and he stumbles upon a situation. Non-magic. Heavy slash. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Anniversary Surprise reviews
H/D SLASH! Draco wakes up the day of his anniversary disappointed. What does Harry do to help? Read to find out. If you don't like slash then don't read. You shouldn't even be in this section.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To the Rescue reviews
H/D SLASH! If you don't like, then don't read. Harry and Draco mess around. Ron notices something and goes crazy. Rated M for a reason folks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete