Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
That’s the thing about youth: it’s messy and fucked up, and whiskey and crass, sex and regret and fear and music and dangerous and red converse and love and hurt and beautiful and confusing…and just like the five of us, all anyone is trying to do is find a way out…and fuck you if you think yours was any different.
By Jandco from THE TEENAGE ANGST BRIGADE
If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
~ First Corinthians 13
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..
~By: The Pink Dog
“It had been the longest year of their lives. Relationships were tested, broken and repaired. Things would never be the same, but that was okay. Why should things stay the same? Excuse me as I leave narrators voice, and say something. My relationships have taught me that pacing is very important. Take some risks, but one dumb call isn’t worth losing someone over. To end it, some things girls have said to me. Not so hard, not so rough, not so loud, not so deep(don’t ask), not so slow, and most importantly. Not So Fast.
Please, a thirteen year old boy wouldn't know romantic if it was written on a brick then thrown at his crotch.
“You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me. I'm yours,’”
~ From Disney's Hurcules
I think about singers and antidotes and how wrong we all had it.
Bella, is indeed my antidote…but not in the obvious way. True, for a fleeting bit of time she caused my heart to beat, and my eyes to be green…but that’s not how she saved me.
She simply loves me…and that is what brings me to life.
That’s how I found life, and that’s what Emmett had finally made Rosalie see…
Ultimately we are no different.
We are capable of humanity…it’s just a matter of finding the antidote.
I keep my eyes on Bella, and my fingers grip the railing and I watch amused and hopeful for her.
She is still her and I am still me, regardless of our diet or our frozen hearts, we are us.
I shake my head, but not at Bella, at myself…
Because I was fool to ever let myself believe our kind bears no soul.
Soul was the way Carlisle was desperate for me to lie to keep his daughter near, and to keep Minh from pain.
Soul was the way Esme anguished over the fate of her children, the way she hugged us and held us tight.
Soul was Rosalie, sacrificing every dream and want for Emmett—for love.
Soul was born when the predator fell in love with the prey, when the need for her smile became stronger than the need for her blood.
I was a fool to ever think we didn’t possess souls.
We are soul.
~The Antidote by: Jandco
"I felt so free for a week. But then all of a sudden I went from 'Yay, I'm independent,' to 'Holy fuck. I'm gonna die alone.'"
~ Six Feet Under
"A heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy, so if you want it broken, give it to a boy."
8 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
3. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
5. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
6. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
7. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
8.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, DAMN THAT WAS AWESOME!!
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!
If you truely believe, there is the perfect guy out there waiting for you copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet
People have hope because they cannot see me standing behind them.
Don't talk it makes you sound stupid
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
I don't wanna heal people I wanna drop bombs on them
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
To love someone is to give them the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
No one is worth crying over, and the one that is will never give you a reason to.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.
It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right.
I'm just preparing my impromtu remarks
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Never underestimate the power of an underestimated woman.
"Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives." - Oscar Wilde
"It's like, how many evildoers do you have to kill before you become one yourself?" - Six Feet Under
If you're too sad to look back and too scared to look forward, look sideways, I'm right beside you
May the evil flying hamster of doom rain coconuts all over your pitiful city - Vic Mignogna
Live through today for the sake of Tomarrow - Blood+
I know it's crazy, you think about things that are crazy and things that are stupid and all that comes to mind is your fucked up life, and how fucking sad this whole situation is.
Hold me, whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on, regardless of warnings the future dosn't scare me at all - Utada Hikaru
I'm pissed off at your insensitive ability to realize why I'm pissed off in the first place! - Nana
You may have your faults but at least you have pants on - TrueBlood
Sookie: He's your makerEric: Don't use words you don't understand
Sookie: You have a lot of love for him
Eric: Don't use words I don't understand
~TrueBloodFRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
The Words Women Use and Their Hidden Meanings
(for all the guys out there that are confused out of their minds trying to figure us women out)
2. "Five minutes"
"Nothing" means something and you should be on your
4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)
This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it
5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)
This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up"
6. "Loud Sigh"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a
7. "Soft Sigh"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
This word — followed by any statement — is
9. "That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
10. "Please Do"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is
The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look
12. "Thanks A Lot"
"Thanks a lot" is dramatically different from
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