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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

That’s the thing about youth: it’s messy and fucked up, and whiskey and crass, sex and regret and fear and music and dangerous and red converse and love and hurt and beautiful and confusing…and just like the five of us, all anyone is trying to do is find a way out…and fuck you if you think yours was any different.


If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

~ First Corinthians 13

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

~By: The Pink Dog

“It had been the longest year of their lives. Relationships were tested, broken and repaired. Things would never be the same, but that was okay. Why should things stay the same? Excuse me as I leave narrators voice, and say something. My relationships have taught me that pacing is very important. Take some risks, but one dumb call isn’t worth losing someone over. To end it, some things girls have said to me. Not so hard, not so rough, not so loud, not so deep(don’t ask), not so slow, and most importantly. Not So Fast.

~by: Notcreativeenoughtomakeone

Please, a thirteen year old boy wouldn't know romantic if it was written on a brick then thrown at his crotch.

~By: Notcreativeenoughttomakeone

“You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me. I'm yours,’”

~ From Disney's Hurcules

I think about singers and antidotes and how wrong we all had it.

Bella, is indeed my antidote…but not in the obvious way. True, for a fleeting bit of time she caused my heart to beat, and my eyes to be green…but that’s not how she saved me.

She simply loves me…and that is what brings me to life.

That’s how I found life, and that’s what Emmett had finally made Rosalie see…

Ultimately we are no different.

We are capable of humanity…it’s just a matter of finding the antidote.

I keep my eyes on Bella, and my fingers grip the railing and I watch amused and hopeful for her.

She is still her and I am still me, regardless of our diet or our frozen hearts, we are us.

I shake my head, but not at Bella, at myself…

Because I was fool to ever let myself believe our kind bears no soul.

Soul was the way Carlisle was desperate for me to lie to keep his daughter near, and to keep Minh from pain.

Soul was the way Esme anguished over the fate of her children, the way she hugged us and held us tight.

Soul was Rosalie, sacrificing every dream and want for Emmett—for love.

Soul was born when the predator fell in love with the prey, when the need for her smile became stronger than the need for her blood.

I was a fool to ever think we didn’t possess souls.

We are soul.

~The Antidote by: Jandco

"I felt so free for a week. But then all of a sudden I went from 'Yay, I'm independent,' to 'Holy fuck. I'm gonna die alone.'"

~ Six Feet Under

"A heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy, so if you want it broken, give it to a boy."

~Haji's Lover

8 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

3. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

5. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

6. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

7. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

8.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Random Quotes:

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, DAMN THAT WAS AWESOME!!

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you truely believe, there is the perfect guy out there waiting for you copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet

People have hope because they cannot see me standing behind them.

Don't talk it makes you sound stupid

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I don't wanna heal people I wanna drop bombs on them

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

To love someone is to give them the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

No one is worth crying over, and the one that is will never give you a reason to.

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.

It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right.

I'm just preparing my impromtu remarks

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never underestimate the power of an underestimated woman.

"Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives." - Oscar Wilde

"It's like, how many evildoers do you have to kill before you become one yourself?" - Six Feet Under

If you're too sad to look back and too scared to look forward, look sideways, I'm right beside you

May the evil flying hamster of doom rain coconuts all over your pitiful city - Vic Mignogna

Live through today for the sake of Tomarrow - Blood+

I know it's crazy, you think about things that are crazy and things that are stupid and all that comes to mind is your fucked up life, and how fucking sad this whole situation is.

Hold me, whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on, regardless of warnings the future dosn't scare me at all - Utada Hikaru

I'm pissed off at your insensitive ability to realize why I'm pissed off in the first place! - Nana

You may have your faults but at least you have pants on - TrueBlood

Sookie: He's your maker

Eric: Don't use words you don't understand

Sookie: You have a lot of love for him

Eric: Don't use words I don't understand

~TrueBloodFRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...and it was so damn funny!

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "HONEY I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

The Words Women Use and Their Hidden Meanings

(for all the guys out there that are confused out of their minds trying to figure us women out)

1. "Fine"

This is the word women use at the end of any argument
when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear
you argue any longer. It means that you should shut
up. (NEVER use "fine" to describe how she looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

2. "Five minutes"

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your basketball game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so women feel that
it's an even trade.

3. "Nothing"

"Nothing" means something and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes"
and end with the word "Fine."

4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)

This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it
for permission, the result will be that the woman will
get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a
"five-minute" discussion that will end with the word

5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)

This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up"
or "Do what you want, because I don't care." You will
get a 'raised-eyebrow "Go Ahead"' in just a few minutes,
followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to
you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

6. "Loud Sigh"

This is not actually a word, but is still often a
verbal statement very frequently misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

7. "Soft Sigh"

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
are one of the few things that some men
actually understand. It means she is momentarily
content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in
the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. "Oh"

This word — followed by any statement — is
trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that," or, "Oh, I
talked to him about what you were doing last night."
If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk,
to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is
"Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the
window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at
least two days. ("Oh" as the lead to a sentence
usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not
try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a
'raised-eyebrows "Go ahead"', sometimes followed by acts
so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write
about them.)

9. "That's Okay"

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before she decides what the
penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's
is often used with the word "Fine" and in
conjunction with a 'raised-eyebrow "Go Ahead". Once
she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some
big trouble.

10. "Please Do"

This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is
giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for
what you have done. In other words, a chance to get
yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this
correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

11. "Thanks"

The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look
for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome."

12. "Thanks A Lot"

"Thanks a lot" is dramatically different from
"Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is
really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by
the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her
in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is
wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you

Did you know...

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High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5260 - Favs: 4,768 - Follows: 4,121 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meant To Be by LaTraviata reviews
One-Shot. Have you ever met the one person that your supposed to be with? All Human, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
You Know You've Read Twilight Too Many Times When by Alyson May reviews
Pretty much I compiled a list of things you'll do if you've read Twilight enough times......my first oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
20 Things to do when in Vacation in Forks by BiteMeEdward7 reviews
title says all. READ! VERY FUNNY! i think..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
On Her Death Bed by Colorful Collision reviews
Edward never came back, he never had a chance to apologize. Dying, a ninety one year old Bella realizes that she still has Edward's heart in a rather unlikely way. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
I Love You More by sillybella reviews
Will Edward ever understand how much Bella loves him? Oneshot fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
I'll Vote No by sillybella reviews
Inside Rosalie's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Selfish by Warui-Usagi reviews
Playing his piano always did help Edward think. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Star Light, Star Bright by TwilightSnowStar reviews
This is a continuation of my fanfic Star Spirit. Read it before you read this. Contains New Moon spoilers! What would happen if you found the one thing you were looking for, only to have it ripped away?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Star Spirit by TwilightSnowStar reviews
Edward never really believed the story his mother told him so long ago, but what if this seemingly innocent story is more than just a myth? What if it was true? This is preTwilight during a crucial period in Edward's 'life'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Worth It by Warui-Usagi reviews
Jacob asks Bella a very important question. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
The Chasm Between by Alphie reviews
Edward watches Bella as she sleeps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Love a Little Differently by Bailey Laurelle reviews
One Shot. Just a cute fluff Bella wakes up to Edward and a new sort of affection.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
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Stop it All! reviews
This is a story about Bella and Edward and about the unsual circumstances they meant in. What would happen to you if you were a failure to your familey? What would happen to you if you had no one left? Well this is what happend to them OOC/AU all usual pp
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
One Day I Will reviews
I wish that i had the courage to tell him what i really felt. Maybe if i did things would have turned out very diffrent from the hell pit that i'm stuck in now. OOC AU AxE and BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Karaoke reviews
This is a purely fluff fanfic about what the cullens do in their past time. All vampire ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Choices We Make reviews
This is an all human Twilight fanfic and it is my first twilight fanfic so i hope you like it! ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2008
Twilight Pomes reviews
This is a short series poems i made about Pre-Twilight, Twilight, New Moon, and Eclispe and what happened to Bella and Edward. Sadly, no i do not own the twilight series and all of it's wonderful charcters the all belong to Stephenie Meyer. BellaXEdward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete