Jack of the Blades
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Joined 04-01-08, id: 1540982, Profile Updated: 07-21-16
Author has written 8 stories for Artemis Fowl, Star Wars, Halo, Avatar, Mass Effect, and Fairy Tail.

Age: Mid twenties

Gender: Male

Update, 2016: Well, it's been a long time. I have resurfaced after years of inactivity, and with more than a few new Fandoms under my belt! It's good to be back.

For those of you just joining me: Howdy, I'm Jack. A long time ago I started writing an Artemis Fowl fanfiction because the feels were just too deep (and I wanted an excuse to act out my sad devotion to the flagship that is Artemis x Holly). Over the years since then I've been (I hope) growing as a writer. I found some success with Mass Effect: the Prince of Shadows and Halo: God of the Machine (I also discovered along the way that I'm way, waaaaay too enthusiastic about colons in my titles). I let a lot of people down by leaving some of my best works unfinished (read: all of them), and I've learned a thing or two about myself as a writer in the process.

While I began this journey as an awkward high schooler, I'm now an even more awkward degree-holder and 9-to-5er. I've been working on an original fantasy novel, and I owe it all to fanfiction for getting me started. I hope to keep reading the works of the many, many talented people here, and maybe make some new friends.

Thank you.


PS: Overwatch is a thing. PM me if you want to play!

Here there be Old Bio: Anyway, as you have no doubt read two lines above, I have written for the Bartimaeus Trilogy, Star Wars, Artemis Fowl, Halo, and, my only movie story, Avatar. I am an avid fan of all things I write for, and I appreciate many other books/movies/games, but only those that leave the deepest impressions on me do I slave my time into (With the obvious exclusion of Lord of the Rings, which requires your very soul as means of sacrifice, being so difficult to write for). Harry Potter I've considered, but Rowling's writing style is so hard to slip into, and I prefer to work with storylines that haven't completely wrapped themselves up (Anyone else think she totally shot herself in the foot with the Epilogue to The Deathly Hallows?). Anyway, I'm just happy to be writing here, and I'm grateful to all of my readers, avid or not (I like to imagine I have a few avid readers, but that's probably just the madness talking). I wish I had more time to write, but life is just so hectic, and time is scarce. If I'm free, I'm reading a book or playing a video game, and when one of these inspires me enough, I am freed from my writers block.

I'm an actor and writer, writing various screenplays and, of course, fanfictions. I will become a star! Until then, please enjoy, and remember:

"May the Force be with you." -Pretty much every Jedi in existence

"Wake me, when you need me." -Master Chief

"Think fairy, think again." -Artemis Fowl

Roads go ever ever on, Over rock and under tree,

By caves where never sun has shone, By streams that never find the sea;

Over snow by winter sown, And through the merry flowers of June,

Over grass and over stone, And under mountains in the moon.

Roads go ever ever on, Under cloud and under star,

Yet feet that wandering have gone, Turn at last to home afar.

Eyes that fire and sword have seen, And horror in the halls of stone,

Look at last on meadows green, And trees and hills they long have known.

The Road goes ever on and on, Down from the door where it began.

Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can,

Pursuing it with eager feet,Until it joins some larger way,

Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say.

The Road goes ever on and on, Out from the door where it began.

Now far ahead the Road has gone, Let others follow it who can!

Let them a journey new begin, But I at last with weary feet

Will turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.

-Bilbo Baggins, The Walking Song

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Along Came A Spider by BarakisBard reviews
No matter how many times they fight Tracer can't help but feel that there has to be a way to help her old friend. To free Widowmaker from Talon's clutches and reconditioning. No matter how many people she kills there has to be some spark of emotion left in her somewhere. Because even if Amélie is gone forever that doesn't mean Widowmaker isn't worth saving. COMPLETE
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 306,888 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/15/2021 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer] - Complete
Blowing Up the Sky by Arctic Banana reviews
What's a better way to spend a vacation on a peaceful little moon than to try and blow a huge chunk out of it with illegal fireworks from Kadara?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2017 - [Scott R., Vetra N.] Cora H., Liam K. - Complete
Open Secrets by Arctic Banana reviews
It's still early in Scott and Vetra's relationship and they still haven't told anyone on the crew that they're together. After discovering that Peebee already knows about them, Vetra begins to put pressure on a very reluctant Scott to tell everyone.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Scott R., Vetra N.] - Complete
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Fairy Tail: The Glacial Prophecy reviews
The cold winds are rising. An enigmatic threat surfaces. It prophecies the destruction of Fairy Tail, and claims to be an agent of Fate and the instrument of the guild's demise. This dark future hinges on the mysterious Glacial Prophecy. Fairy Tail wizards must band together again, in the hopes of changing their fates. Gray/Juvia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Erza S., Gray F., Juvia L., Natsu D.
Mass Effect 3, Part II: The Lord of Storms reviews
Sequel to Mass Effect 3: The Prince of Shadows. Post Arrival. Out of Dark Space, the Reapers will come. John Shepard must unite the galaxy to face the coming juggernaut, but he has demons of his own to contend with. Demons from Virmire, and Akuze.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Shepard, Liara T'Soni
Mass Effect 3: The Prince of Shadows reviews
Post ME2. Shepard and his team have stopped the Collectors and their insidious plot, but the Reapers have awoken, and will return. Now John Shepard must track down the only known contact of the Collectors: The Shadow Broker. Male Shepard/Liara T'soni.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,140 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Shepard, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Halo: God of the Machine reviews
Post Halo 3. A lonely vessel beyond the fringes of known space undergoes a rescue mission to retrieve the Master Chief. But before they can return, their team is trapped on an ancient Forerunner world with a new threat. Master Chief/Cortana.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,000 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
The Extra Mile reviews
Halo one-shot. Recounts the story of Spartan 146, Henry, his experience becoming a Spartan, and the tragedy of the augmentation experiment. Told in first person.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Avatar: Pale Moon Rising reviews
Post Avatar. A year has passed. The Sky People will return, make no mistake, but now Jake Sully and Neytiri must face an ancient enemy, risen from Na'vi legend. A darkness will fall over Pandora. Nothing will be the same. Jake/Neytiri.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Jake S., Neytiri
Artemis Fowl: The Dawn Breaker reviews
Post The Time Paradox. Artemis and Holly have returned to their normal lives, but memories from their latest escapade still haunt them. While they still gather their thoughts, a new enemy surfaces, one with the power to topple all civilization.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,731 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Knights of the Old Republic: The Way of the Sith reviews
Pre-KotOR. From beyond the fringes of civilized space, Darth Revan's Sith fleet masses for a lightning raid on a Jedi enclave. But for all his genius, the Dark Lord has failed to account for one variable: the strange powers of a young Jedi woman.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete