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Joined 04-02-08, id: 1541166, Profile Updated: 04-21-13
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.


Hi, I'm Teine ('like "train" with no 'r'). Yeah, it's weird. I know. I'm a simple brown-haired, green-eyed, pale-skinned girl that adores writing (when she finds the time). Please feel free to peruse my page, and I hope you find something to your liking.


You may have noticed that I've changed my name, I am now ImperfectSnow, but I'm still the same old Teine.



SakuraXKakashi (My OTP)


SakuraXKiba (I love me some doggy lovin' LOL)

InoXShikamaru (For some reason I just can't imagine Shika with anyone else, not that I don't enjoy a good SakuShika or ShikaTema fic [avoids rocks thrown by ShikaIno fans])

NarutoXHinata (Sorry NaruSasu peeps... I like Hinata *shrugs)

NejiXTenTen (Even though I don't read a lot of NejiTen fics, they're who I imagine ending up together - although it's not really a trainsmash whoever Neji goes with)

On the Yaoi side of things... yeah yeah yeah:

KibaXNeji (I stumbled across Leilita chan's page... THAT'S how I ended up liking them together)

NejiXShikamaru (Neji just fits Yaoi so well... maybe it's all that luscious hair?)

NarutoXSasuke (Not to read a whole story about them... just if they happen to be together I don't mind)

I NEVER read about Lee... I just... can't... ALSO I absolutely adore Genma, he's currently fighting with Itachi and Kakashi for first place in my heart (but sadly, he'll never win... he'll just have to stay in 4th, right behind Shikamaru and Kiba, who share 3rd)

I do ship in other fandoms, but Naruto is the one that occupies all my fanfic reading time!


I recently finished my last year of high school and the past few months have basically been a shit load of work broken up by bouts of exam stress. BUT that's over now and hopefully I can get back to my fics. I've missed writing so much! So sorry to everyone who faved/alerted and reviewed - I'm working on it!

Judge Not :

Currently half way through Chapter 8

Your Choice:

I was SHOCKED to see that it's been TWO YEARS since my last update! I honestly never knew it had been so long because I think about that fic every day! So, once I've shaken 'Judge Not' out of my system I'll get back to that!

One Shots:

So it's not really my style to write one shots but I've had a few ideas wiggling around in my head, so if anyone has any pairing suggestions, I'm all ears!

My Style:

My writing style is a bit strange, I tend to make everything very dramatic and poetic. For example instead of just saying 'Sakura started to cry' I would say 'glistening tears cut desperate trails down Sakura's pallid cheeks'. That's obviously an over exaggeration, but I think you get what I mean. I also tend to elongate and sensationalize the deaths of major characters. I don't do inner monologues, so if you want to hear what the character is thinking then my fics probably aren't the best for you. Only because I tend to make people sound really stupid in internal monologues.

I am South African, so I put 'u's in words (e.g colour, favourite), so don't think I can't spell, it's just the way I've been taught

So that's basically all you need to know about my style. It's just a heads up so you don't waste your time and start reading something that you won't enjoy. If you DO enjoy that kind of style, then please feel free to read my stories. I write to make people feel something akin to sympathy and yearning and obviously because I adore these characters and stories lines and basically just messing with their creator's carefully drawn out plans.


I have an account on Deviantart. ( So I just thought I'd put that out there, just in case there are other DA users out there that would like to chat. I NOW DO FANART! Woo for learning new things!

My First Favourites:

My first few good reads on FF included writer's such as J-Pop Princess (Stripped Bare), Serenanna (Rest in Peace), Cynchick and ronsmyhero.

Critique and Advice:

I really want to better my writing skills so any and all advice is really really appreciated. I get writer's block quite often, or I have a lot of work so I have to stop writing a particular story and then I lose track. So suggestions for endings and next chapters are awesome!

That's about it. Also, thanks to everyone who actually reads and reviews my fics. Your comments really encourage me to try harder.

Peace, Snow/Teine

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A Marriage Inconvenienced by lulu42 reviews
The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled a genius marriage. It's really a pity he forgot to mention it. Kakasaku Complete with Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,880 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lolita by princezsupastar reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke asked Haruno Sakura to be his wife, she thought she couldn't be happier. That was, until she realized that there was someone else, someone she'd never dreamed about being with in a million years, someone who could truly make her happy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,186 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Sasuke U.
Equilibrium by TheTangyMango reviews
"Heiwajima Shizuo left Ikebukuro and came to New York in an attempt to escape the life Orihara Izaya had managed to destroy, only to arrive and find that he was waiting there for him to destroy it again." This is the story of two men that had unimaginable power over each other, but none over themselves. Takes place after the events of the anime. SHIZAYA - ShizuoXIzaya - Yaoi
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,697 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
The Duchess's Guard by Uchiha Evangeline reviews
.:A.U.: French Revolution:. Kakashi had always been her guard, and it would be like this even in the worst times. .:KakaSaku:. .:SasuSaku:. .:OneShot:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3637 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 2,111 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tender Loving Care by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 152 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Here Goes Nothing by Zombiegait reviews
KakaSaku. Kakashi was sure it was only temporary. Kakashi is often wrong. LJ fic request.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Consequences of Bathing by The Rabid Bunny reviews
Yuya relaxes in a bath while reflecting on the past year. Upon returning to her room, she gets a very BIG surprise. LEMON!
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Kyo, Yuya - Complete
Dirty Deeds by Serenanna reviews
It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,986 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Forced Hand by The Rabid Bunny reviews
Kiba has clan obligations that involve getting married. Sakura is doing everything she can to forget how lonely she is. Enter one very nosy Hokage, and watch what happens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,876 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5434 - Favs: 5,597 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3909 - Favs: 5,965 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Three Blossoms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Two and a half years is a long time. Time enough for a blossom tree to bloom three times. Time enough for a child to become a girl, but not enough to become an adult. Time for a heart to crack in loneliness, but not enough time for it to heal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Vanilla by Serenanna reviews
Or How Edward Elric Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Dairy. No dairy products were harmed in the production of this dirty piece of . . . well . . . EdxWinry, Lemon, Fun with Food.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
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One Day reviews
Within every heartbeat there is a memory, embedded in every scar, a story. Is it alright to know the ending but not the trials of how one got there? Kakashixsakura, kakasaku. Rated T for darker themes - Rating will change to M later on if continued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Judge Not reviews
Sakura finds herself married to Sasuke, but what happens when she makes a decision that will change everything? One doesn't cheat on the person they love. Right? Adultery is a dark world and Sakura finds that she fits into that world a little too well. (End couple is not yet revelead - SasuSaku & SakuGen) Rated M for VERY adult content. Character death. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sakura H.
Your Choice reviews
The return of Uchiha Sasuke, a new hero, has rubbed Hatake Sakura the wrong way. With Kakashi on a mission, Sakura on a rampage and Sasuke out to win, what will happen to an already crumbling structure of falseness and lies? KakaSaku/mindf%ck/DRAMATIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
War reviews
Sakura X Kakashi. This was war, and it was messy. In trying times, it's good to have the firm hand of a mentor to guide you. M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naked and Numb reviews
Sakura X Kakashi If you're looking for a psychological mindf&k, then this is the place to be. After a traumatic event, Sakura forgets many things... like the death of her teammates and the fact that she was at the funeral. DRAMATIC Rated M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
In the Winter, we fall reviews
Sakura and Itachi are more connected than most people know. Trying to decipher her own feelings towards the Uchiha is hard... Trying to decipher his towards her, is even harder...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete