Ben Riley
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I'm Ben. I'm from England, haven't used this account in ages because I've been out of the country for a while, but you may see me lurking around somewhere.

I'm a Harry Potter fan, but I'm also a complete movie buff and probably love far too many movies to list. You can find me at my movie review blog, I Spit on Your Taste., here:


One Year, 200 fan fictions

A challenge I set for myself, I'm trying to avoid all Harry Potter fan fics, but I could do with some recommendations, if you have one, you can PM me or leave a comment on my blog here: One Year, 200 Fan Fictions, where I am also keeping track of everything I've read so far and giving them full reviews and going into detail.

Numbers One to Ten

1. A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts.

2. Wanted

3. Practical Solutions

4. Dancing in the Dark

5. (I covered three shorts) Escort, Girls Again and Plotting

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Wanted by Amberdreams reviews
In a Western AU, Dean and Sam Winchester's hunting has got them in trouble with the law, and a bounty hunter called Victor Henricksen is on their tail. Roughly Season 3 but with some divergence from canon, lots of Dean whump & some racist language
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Western/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Girls Again by beautiessleeping reviews
Just another typical night for Patrick Bateman. Warning: extreme gore/violence.
American Psycho - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Of Blood and Fire by OrbThesela reviews
He demands to use her book, she offers to share. He's a Slytherin, she's a Gryffindor, they are so different, but nearly the same. Can he bring her the fire she craves? AU oneshot, rated M for language, adult themes, violence and sexual scenes. BZ/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Stranger than Mary Sue Fiction by OrbThesela reviews
Draco Malfoy was an ordinary wizard, until he finds a book in his friends library. Now, a girl called Mary Sue is narrating his life, inaccurately and with a poorer vocabulary. Rated M for strong language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
A Rare Bird by missparker85 reviews
Hermione learns to deal with her sadness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,426 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tease by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Malfoy's his usual cocky self, always teasing Hermione with sexual humor. Perfect way to embarrass a bookworm prude! But Hermione decides that Malfoy needs to learn a lesson on taking jokes too far. She's not going to hide behind her books anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spinner's End by missparker85 reviews
Hermione goes to work for Snape at Spinner's End. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lessons by Kirixchi reviews
[COMPLETE]- Narcissa Black wasn't always a golden girl. She had a beauty that no one could see...until she started taking lessons from a master. Will Lucius Malfoy get more than he bargained for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Goats by Aberforth Dumbledore reviews
A poem from Aberforth to his goats, rated T for the general implications, but there's no naughty language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Aberforth D. - Complete