![]() Overview Gender / Sex: Male Birth Date: May 29, 2000 Favorite Animes / Mangas - Naruto Naruto Shippuden Dragon Ball Kuroko's Basketball Your Name Demon Slayer Seven Deadly Sins My Hero Academia Favorite Arcs - The Land of Waves Arc Fourth Great Ninja War Arc Majin Buu Saga Cell Saga The Battle of God's Saga Tournament of Power Saga Mount Natagumo Arc Infinity Train Arc Red Light District Arc Favorite Characters - Madara ( Founders Of The Black Air Force Energy ) Jiraiya ( Lovable Pervert He Is ) Kurama ( Tsundere Fox-Rabbit Is Just Cute ) Naruto ( We All Know The Reason ) Minato ( He Is Just Cool ) Kushina ( We All Also Know The Reason ) Vegeta ( Poor Vegeta, Just Give Him Love ) Frieza ( Hah! Monkeys! ) Goku ( Why Not ) Cell ( The Trash / Mid / Chad Hybrid ) Jiren ( Giga Chad ) Toppo ( Giga Chad Too ) Android 17 ( He Also Cool ) Good Buu ( He So Smooshy ) Akashi ( Also Cool ) Aomine ( Damn Good At Basketball ) Kise ( Off-Brand Sharingan ) Kuroko ( Eh? Why Not? ) Nezuko ( Must Protecc ) Muzan ( Crazy Bastard ) Gyomei ( Giga Chad ) Yoriichi ( I Feel Like He's Cute - No Homo ) Tanjiro ( Sweetness Overload ) Kokushibo ( Cool As Fuck ) Escanor ( Eminates Black Air Force Energy Casually ) Todoroki ( I Like His Character ) Kirishima ( Lovable ) Tetsu ( Lovable ) Momo ( I Mean Like Do I Even Have To Explain Myself ) Kaminari ( Idiot ) Izuku (Ehrm...) Favorite Past-times - Watching Anime / Cartoon / TV Shows Reading Stories / Fan-Fiction Playing Badminton / Basketball / Minecraft / VALORANT Sleeping ( Why Not ) Eating Food ( Preferably Ramen / Egg / Meat ) Drawing Anything Writing Random Stuff Resting In A Chair Brainstorming About Nothing Fucking Shit Up Stories Left Behind - Ongoing Sasuke was too intent on vengeance. Regarding restoring his clan's honor. On defeating the insane man that was his brother Itachi. He was uninterested in his teammates. Only noticing them after they began to improve their skills. He was only interested in power, so when Orochimaru drew his attention by offering it, he left. What effect will this have on his former teammates? The Book of the Holy Log Honorary Member of The Book of the Holy Log If you worship the holiness that is The Holy Log, copy and paste this section onto your profile Position: Log Worshipper ( Subject to change if you've reached a higher rank already or only a beginner ) Possible Book of Log Positions - Log Worshipper: Beginning Position ( No Requirements ) Log Priest: Have written 1 Naruto related Fan-Fiction that frequently praises The Holy Log ( Every 2 - 4 Chapters ) in a way that fits into the story Log Pope: Have written 3 Naruto related Fan-Fiction that frequently praises The Holy Log ( Every 2 - 4 Chapters ) in a way that fits into the story / Have written a Fan-Fiction that occasionally praises The Holy Log with at least 400 Reviews / Have written a decently made Naruto Fan-Fiction that focuses on praising The Holy Log ( Log Forbid ) - There can be more than one Pope ( It is safe that way ) Excerpt of The Holy Log #124 - When using The Holy Log to escape a Fire Justu, it is one of Konohagakure no Sato's customs to write an apology letter to said Holy Log. The amount of words needed for each letter is dependant on the severity of the Situation. C-Rank: 2,000 Words ( More is always better ) B-Rank: 1,500 Words ( More is always better ) A-Rank: 1,000 Words ( More is always better ) S-Rank: Excused ( Writing a letter is still recommended ) Excerpt of The Holy Log #231 - If Konohagakure no Sato's Shinobis celebrates the Holiday that is Christmas, then it is required for one to put gifts below The Holy Christmas Log. Making use of a full tree is High-Treason and is Insulting to The Holy Log. If found out, said offender is ineligible from being allowed to be helped by The Holy Log for a period of 2 long Months Excerpt of The Holy Log #437 - Yearning for Help from The Holy Log in a situation that is clearly avoidable through various other means such as making use of strategies and using other techniques is very looked down upon ( If you truly are in a dire situation with no more options, you are excused - It is still recommended to follow the steps below ). In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken. - For every Dent caused by your yearn for help, you shall plant 1 Sapling - For every Stab Wound causes by your yearn for help, you shall plant 5 Saplings - For every Hole in The Holy Log caused by your yearn for help, you shall plant 10 Saplings - For every Square Inch of a Detached part of The Holy Log caused by your yearn for help, you shall plant 1 Sapling - For a destroyed Holy Log that is no longer usable caused by your yearn for help, you shall plant 25 Saplings When yearning for help and does not receive proper or enough help from The Holy Log, one shall call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If your case is proven true, your next yearn for help will be 50% Off And The Willow Sayeth Unto The Ninja: Wherefore dost I weep? 'Tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. The Holy Log ist thine ally, and mine kin. Calling upon The Holy Log, is to call upon me. To aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy. And The Ninja Spoke: Yes, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin, for thine bravery will never be forgotten. - Book of The Holy Log, Song of the Willow ( Verses 1 - 4 ) As The Holy Log takes your place, you become The Holy Log, and The Holy Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of The Holy Log's blessing Unto The Shinobi. - Book of The Holy Log, Chronicle of the Replacement ( Verse 3 ) You are fools! Your "Holy Log" is but a mockery of the power of Ninja! - The Shinobi from The Desert declared. Thus the people shook their heads in disappointment. You have been denied The Holy Log for a long time, Sandwalker. We cannot force you to see the glory of The Holy Log, but know this. When the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, The Holy and Merciful Log will hear your prayers, and aid you. -Book of the Log, Redwood Journals ( Verses 15 - 16 ) And as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at The Holy Log. Blackened and Charred, The Holy and Heroic Log crumbled. The ninja, filled with Righteous Wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. He made his way to The Holy Log, and wept. His companion, The Holy Log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. He spoke thus to his fallen companion. "Though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where The Holy Logs forever grow. The Forest of Life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. I thank you my friend - Book of The Holy Log, Honor of the Forest Canticle I ( Verses 78 - 82 ) He despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. Reaching out with all his might, he begged for a Holy Log in the forsaken wasteland. And he was answered, and saved by The Holy and Heroic Log, in a place where there were none. - Book of The Holy Log, Wanderers Saga ( Verses 7 - 9 ) The Holy Log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another Holy and Heroic Log again. For many years, he fought without The Holy Log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. Finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. As his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a Holy and Heroic Log in his place. His stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached The Holy and Heroic Log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the Holy Log. "Why did you endanger yourself for me again? Have you not done enough for me?" And The Holy and Heroic Log Spoke. "It is my duty, and our bond. We exist to save the Ninja, and they exist to save The Beloved Tees. We both play a part, for which I am content." - Book of The Holy Log, Honor of the Forest Canticle II ( Verses 59 - 70 ) Let it be known that it is Absolutely Forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 Years of Death" on a Holy Log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a Holy Log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at the very least 6 Months of Banishment from the use of The Holy Log. |