Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Books.
Books: Harry Potter series, Vampire Academy, The Hunger Games, the Luxe Series, and anything Philippa Gregory.
TV shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Downton Abbey, Sherlock, The Simpsons, Merlin, Once Upon A Time, Saved By the Bell, Full House
Movies: Harry Potter, anything Marvel, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, School of Rock, Pirates of the Caribbean, Narnia, Easy A, Dracula, The Goonies, basically any movie musical
Hobbies: reading, watching TV/movies, playing tennis, procrastinating
Hate: MATH!! Math is evil. And spiders :( Moffat and Gatiss are also evil.
Bands: Paramore, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco, Evanescence
Singer: Kelly Clarkson (I saw Kelly's concert and it was AMAZING! The opening act, Krista was very good two. Look up Temporary Insanity by Krista on YouTube). I also love Disney and Broadway music (judge me).
Actors/Actress: the Harry Potter cast (in a nutshell...), all Marvel cast members, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get all giddy when you hear a trailer for your favorite TV show/movie is on TV, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're not ashamed to call yourself a fangirl (or squeal like one), copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in an alternate dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
Always forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
I smile because i have no idea what is going on!
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I rather be hated for who i am than be loved for who i am not.
It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.
Don't look at me in that tone!
When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.
The past is just the future with the lights on.
Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people!
Proof of the Existence of Stupidity On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Oh, but that saves so much time!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be...)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this why?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what? No doors?)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Captain Obvious strikes again)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.