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Joined 04-03-08, id: 1541604, Profile Updated: 09-13-08
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Fairy Tail.


sire spelled backward is Eris, the goddess of discord and in Greek mythology, 3 would be for the number of goddess involved in the judgment of Paris namely Hera, Athena and Aphrodite...I just threw in the mistress for 'fun' meh..too troublesome. So the name's pretty much derived from the main cause of the fated judgment of Paris and eventually Trojan War. I forgot there's also a dwarf planet named 'Eris' after the said planet caused dispute among astronomers...cool.

Gender: Female (duh..mistress)

Age: 16 or so...

Disclaimer: I don't know where I found that adorable Hitsugaya/Momo pic and who drew it but one thing I'm sure of is it's not mine.

About mistress_sire03

I'm nice to those people nice to me but most of the time, I'm somewhat a bitch ...and a bastard through and through(especially to those people I'm annoyed, just because I am). Though I keep my sadistic comments all to myself and sometimes they just come out as half-meant lies or sarcastic dialogues. This particular description can be applicable in real life, persons I have trouble socializing with and real situations. I can't apply it here in the web since really I'm here for nice stories, nice plots and frankly I've yet to meet the authors and such so really I have no right to judge them unless there's something about the fic that I can comment on or the author is really someone between a bitch and a bastard. I'm completely lazy...the way Shikamaru's laziness can be considered law. Super Lazy to boot with the capital S.

Likes: I generally like-no love anime and manga although I prefer reading manga online. I'm your resident bookworm, I love books... all sorts of genre. I also love to read fanfictions online (especially if the original plot doesn't suit my taste -escapes reality-). I also love to doodle-not draw...my subject notebooks are full of them. Honest criticism...

Hates: About writing...incoherent words which 'some' comprehends as a decent 'sentence' (e.g. text talk..grr.I tink it shuld b c0nsderd ilegal 4 lyf!!1!! or something like that...) I also absolutely hate spellings(for me) and hate reading misspelled words(others...God!that's what dictionaries and spell checks are for!) that goes the same for misspelled names(sigh...what are free encyclopedias for?). Beating around the bush. Writer's block. I can tolerate OCs as long as they're not Mary Sues...school...homework or whatever. Oh...and cooking...I hate cooking. Whenever I get stuck with my younger 11-year old brother and I just happen to be the -blegh- responsible 16 year old daughter, I always managed to make a black coal out of all the food--be it frying a simple chicken fillet. For goodness sake I jump at the sound of oil cackling! And then the food ends up overcooked--because I leave it too long until I can't see any bits of oil jumping--or undercooked--because I always cook in low fire. Keyword: always.

I'm not a proud writer honestly I can't write that well though...I try to make mine at least presentable...



On reviewing:

Before, I can categorize myself under the "read then hope it'll update" kind of a reader. I figured writing a review would be a hassle and just think about the time I can use instead of typing a nonsense feed back. And even if I don't leave a review there would still be other generous readers to come after me. I admit, however, that most of the time I would like to leave an input but I just can't seem to put it into words. For example, I wouldn't want to leave a review like this: "Ohh it's so good, please update!". Not that it's wrong or whatever but it's not my style to give half-made comments. I mean I know the author is expecting a nice input but really just a sentence of review can be disheartening. That's why I said it's a hassle and it takes time because when I review I make it sure that at least I can comment on the author's way of writing or the way he/she personalize a character. When I write, "I really like the way you write" I mean it; same goes when I leave a comment like "I like how you made insertcharactername a insertcharacterization" or "I like your insertcharactername". I might have made my comments look like a big spoonful of flattery or whatever but I know for one that whatever I write I mean it.

Add to the fact that I'm like a retard on loose whenever I review (Yup, I'm mentally challenged--I think) so I dunno I feel like I have to justify my personality whenever I leave a review. Maybe because the only time I make comments is when I feel a little bit retarded? Sugar high? School stressed? I happen to be one of the many who realized what would happen when you mix frustration, annoyance, stress and lack of sleep...I think my classmates thought I was an emo kid.

So for now, I'm trying to establish a habit which is to review while I can or just while my Shikamaru-like laziness when presented with an open field and thick fluffy clouds would not kick in. Be rest assured however that what I type is what I really think about your story and it goes double to when I comment about grammar mistakes (I'm not a genius at that part, I just consider myself lucky to notice one) since it means I really took a great interest in the story.


Anime/manga and the pairings I support

Naruto: NejiTen, SasuTen, NaruSaku, ShikaIno, KibaHina, ItaSaku, KakaSaku, GaaSaku, DeiSaku, SasuHina, AsumaKurenai, GenmaAnko, MinatoKushina.

Bleach: HitsugayaHinamori, IchiRuki, IshidaHime, UlquiHime.

Shaman King: HaoJeanne, HaoAnna, YohAnna.

DNAngel: DarkRiku, SatoshiRisa.

Card Captor Sakura: EriolTomoyo, SyaoranSakura, TouyaNakuru.

Pokemon: DrewMay, AshMisty.

Others: Daa!Daa!Daa!, Shinshi Doumei Cross, Rave Master, One Piece, Spiral, Detective Conan, Gakuen Alice and...I'll add up others later, thinking takes up too much time...

I am also a big fan of CloudTifa (FF VII) and ZackAerith (same game).

Anime/manga and the pairings I detest

NejiHina-Always and forever will I dislike this pairing. I don't care about their first degree cousin relationship or 'incest', frankly I've accepted that. However Neji+Hinata+Love=puke(for me). I just can't see what will be the basis for their relationship. Though a brother/sister bond will be acceptable.

LeeTen- No...just no.

AnyoneNeji- Yes, I know I'm completely unfair. I always pair Tenten up with almost everybody but I'm a little bit selfish on Neji's side...so no anyone except Tenten for Neji.

CloudAerith- Ha! Aerith's dead. (period) I doubt Cloud would fall on the necrophiliac category.

I don't really hate NaruHina, SasuSaku and NaruSasu...sometimes I can tolerate these pairing.

Upcoming Projects

NaruSaku Sanctuary- 50 scenes challenge, prompt one posted.

NejiTen Au Revoir- chapter one posted. On hiatus

SasuTen Bus stop-I don't know when it'll come.

NaruSaku Ten Rules of Office Etiquette- I'm not too sure bout this but I think I'll love the plot.

NejiTen My Lovely Maiden- thirty kisses challenge but I'm still not sure when it will come.

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04/03/07: Creation of mistress_sire03...and as of now profile and authored stories is still in process...It just kind of occured to me one time..I want to have a page of my own after reading lots(and I mean lots) of FF stories...so here's the fruit of my wish and a moment of 'unlaziness' which is unnatural in my standards. Currently searching far and wide for a beta reader of a fic that's been plaguing me since yesterday.

05/15/2008: MinatoKushina Twenty truths completed. Not associated to any LJ community.

06/01/08: I'm officially 16 years old...meh...too troublesome.

06/03/08: I'm looking for a beta...I have about four plots and many more unwritten ones. Yep, plot bunnies raging this time of the year--pretty surprising actually. So anyone up for betaing? One SasuHina, Two NaruSaku and then one somewhat NaruHarem--somewhat.

06/03/08: Au Revoir posted. Honestly its just a diversion and I don't even know if I'm going to continue it. Well, I found betas and now I'm only waiting for the plot bunny to act again.

07/19/08: Added a rant corner...something I really need after six hours on a hellhole called school, campus, university, academy, learning center or whatever.

08/21/08: Yes the first of my projects! From the 50scenes community, that won't be the last though, I still have the 30kisses and the 15pairings...stupid of me yes...

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Fear the Fall by InoFan reviews
NaruSaku. COMPLETE. If love were easy, no one would ever feel pain. Naruto and Sakura have grown closer than ever, but never crossed the boundaries of friendship. This is a story of them coming together despite all obstacles, the strongest of which is the heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,517 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kunoichi in the City by Istoria reviews
Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,234 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3996 - Favs: 7,030 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
21 Questions: A Ghost Story by RosePhyre reviews
Naruto is the new night security guard at Konoha Cemetery. But there are no such things as ghosts, right? AU. NaruXSaku centric, with NaruXHina and NejiXSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Blue Monotony by SilverStarShine94 reviews
She had passed the point of no return far too long ago. GaaSaku HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,318 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Majide Hero by matsujen reviews
NejiXTenten. Tenten is Sasuke’s cheerleader. Neji is a bespectacled nerd. This is going to feel good. Chapter 16: The Last Move
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
His Latest Escapade by whenifallxx reviews
Sakura wasnt sneaking out of her house. No, she was sneaking back in, towing along her best friend - who she thought was just that and only that; thoughts of her mother - who had died a few months ago; and desires - ones she didn't know she had. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Theatre of Robots by whenifallxx reviews
A tale of love, love at first sight -- albeit, somewhat delayed. Rated T for Drug Usage. SasuTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Find The Words by whenifallxx reviews
Two Years. That was how long he had been trying to forget her, their relationship, their love. One Second. That was how long it took for the suppressed feelings and memories to come rushing out. She was back into his life, for better or for worse. SasTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,231 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Seducing Sasuke? by InoSakuShine reviews
It's a race, and the stakes are high. Whoever can seduce Sasuke first wins! Needless to say, Naruto and Sakura have been making Sasuke very uncomfortable-and he can't figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,936 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Like Glass by StrawberryBananas reviews
Because I was Ino Yamanaka, and it was my job to be strong and hot headed and unaffected by what others said. But everyone failed to see that I was just as breakable and fragile as a young girl. That I was exactly like glass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Chemistry Killed the Cat by whenifallxx reviews
One-Shot. Sometimes it takes a break-up to make you realize who is there for you - who always had been, and who always will be. SasuTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected Hero by notesonlife reviews
Being a 'dorm mother', or slave in hell, to five elite shinobi is not an easy task, especially for Tenten. But she’s willing to do anything to become one of them, even if she has to clean up after the former members of Rookie Nine. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,109 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Shades of Red by Cyberwolf reviews
all shadows and thoughts and motions with the enemy. [sequel to 'Redshift']
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 204 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whole and Unscathed by Purple Rabbit's Foot reviews
From now on, to Kakashi and Naruto, Sasuke is The Man Who Lived. A SasuTen OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Dad the Tooth Fairy by Purple Rabbit's Foot reviews
And the Best Mom Award goes to.. TENTEN! A SasuTen OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Teenage Dirtbag by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
[oneshot][songfic][crack] Sasuke is your typical emo junior in high school who enjoys listening to his screamo in peace and of course, obsessing over a senior who's never even looked his way before. [SasukeTenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Fitting the Pieces by Aliora reviews
Picking up the pieces is easy. It's fitting them back together that's hard. Narusaku. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why Won't You Blush? by Chelle-sama reviews
One blushing boy decides to get even with one too calm girl.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2001 - Syaoran L., Tomoyo D. - Complete
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And They Said reviews
In which Lucy Heartphilia devised some ways to dispel the rumors about her and a certain pink-haired dragon slayer. Watch as she sinks in it lower. . NatsuLucy .
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Sanctuary reviews
.:50scenesNaruSaku:. Coup**s In which Naruto begins an epic journey of collecting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Au Revoir reviews
It's not goodbye because we'll meet again...I don't know next century, next lifetime maybe, but I'm sure as hell I'll see you again. It's not a promise, it's a fact.' When you find yourself racing to make a change, seven days is such a short time.NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
Their Story reviews
Uzumaki Kushina and Namikaze Minato, their story, their beginnings, written in twenty truths. MinatoKushina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Minato N. - Complete