MangaMaid4545
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Joined 04-03-08, id: 1541678, Profile Updated: 01-09-12
Author has written 8 stories for One Piece, Naruto, Harvest Moon, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Legend of Zelda.

Okay peoples, I write very slowly sometimes, so if you want me to post faster tell me in results of my stories. I also do request pairings, just no boyXboy or girlXgirl.Don't go sending me hate-mail I have my reasons! Also, just because I use 4Kids or Fox Box don't bash or flame me! It's just my opinion! If you don't like it fine! But don't just ignore my fiction because of that! Thanks! -MangaMaid4545

Hello to everyone I know personally!! Some stories take a while to post!

KAY peoples, a friend of mine created an account, where we will be posting Trailers for Fanfictions. It is under my Penname without the numbers. (MangaMaid). This is the link to my channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/MangaMaid

So yeah.. Um... To those who are wondering why the Dark Hearts one isn't here... Well, we took it off cause it didn't come out well... ^^' Here's the link for the Heart's Fate one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB-H7UWqlPY

Also, I have a dA account now. Please look at my artwork. Here's the link to my account:

Name: MangaMaid4545 (A.K.A. Lettuce pronounced: Le ta SU, Xion, and Fox.)

How I decribe myself: If I had to describe myself as a anime character, I have two I would pick to describe myself Rena Ryuugu and Lettuce. Around most people, I act a lot like Lettuce and I am notorious among my friends for dropping things and having my nose in a type of reading material. Around my family, I act like Rena. I like to take things that people are about to throw out, including magazines, dolls, books, etc. and I don't like people throwing out my things.

Anime/Manga I Like: One Piece, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Tokyo Mew Mew (For those who don't read manga, Mew Mew Power), Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Pokemon, Digimon, Yu Yu Hakusho, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni (Plus Kai and Rei), Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, +Anima, W Juliet, and lots of others, but I can't think of them right now.

TV shows I Like: NCIS, Cold Case, Law and Order, Merlin, Pucca, Wishbone, I like a lot so it's a long list and hard to think of what else.

Books/Stories/Plays I Like: Twilight series, Harry Potter series, Howl's Moving Castle, Anne of Green Gables, Pride and Prejudice, The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet, A Midnight Summer's Dream, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Shiver, Impossible, Vampire Kisses series, Beautiful Dead, Hush Hush, like the others I have a lot. (Man! I need to write a list!)

Movies I Like: Harry Potter Movies, Disney movies, Studio Ghibli movies, Anime movies, 17 Again, Twilight, Happy Feet, Spirit, Shrek movies, Wallace and Gromit, Singin' in the Rain... Yes, I have more. I need to make a list.

Music I Like: Evanescence, Skillet, Taylor Swift, Simple Plan, Flyleaf, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, 3 Days Grace, Linkin Park, Paramore... Same as others, I need a List.

Games I Like: Kingdom Hearts, Harvest Moon, Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy, Guitar Hero, Okami, Pokemon

Favorites Characters (So Far): (These are now catergorized)

One Piece: Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa Zolo (Zoro), TonyTony Chopper, Shanks

Naruto: Gaara, Hinata Hyuga

Fruits Basket: Tohru Honda, Kyo

Tokyo Mew Mew: Lettuce (Bridget), Ichigo (Zoey)

Yu-Gi-Oh GX: Bastion Misawa, Jaden, Alexis

Kingdom Hearts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, Xion

Pokemon: Ash, May, Misty, Brock

Digimon: Zoey (Izumi)

YuYu Hakusho: Kurama, Hiei

Higurashi (When They Cry): Keiichi Maebara, Rena Ryuugu

Umineko: Jessica Ushiromiya, Kanon, Shannon, Maria Ushiromiya, Battler Ushiromiya

Ouran High School Host Club: Haruhi Fujioka, Mori and Hunny, Kaoru and Hikaru, Tamaki

Inuyasha: Sango, Kagome, Inuyasha

FullMetal Alchemist: Ed, Al, Winry

+Anima: Cooro, Senri

NCIS: Abby, Gibbs, McGee, Ziva, Tony DiNozzo, Ducky

Law and Order: Detective Fonata and Detective Green, Mr. McCoy

Merlin: Merlin

Pucca: Pucca

Wishbone: Wishbone, Samantha

Legend of Zelda: Link, Zelda, Midna, Uli, Colin, Saria

Final Fantasy: Zidane, Garnet (Dagger), Vivi, Cloud, Aerith, Yuffie, Tidus, Yuna, Squall Leonheart, Rinoa.

Things That Irritate Me:

FLAMERS: These people make the top of my list! Do you know why? Because these people are rude, obnoxious, and complete jerks! People have the right to post their writing and they do not need these people talking bad about their stuff! When I was sick, I had just posted a story and I got a flame! And my friend got flamed too and she did a good job in my opinion! I hate these people! Seriously! If you don't like it, say it in a nice way or just FOLLOW THE THUMPER RULE!! If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all! Flamers should understand this is FANFICTION! They can't control how someone writes and shouldn't put them down for it!

People Who Sterotype/Judge Others Based on Race, Religion, etc: This goes head to head with flamers for the top spot. I hate people who sterotype. I have been told so many things based on my religion. Here's my take with differences: If someone is different, does it really matter? We are all people who share the same planet. Also, along with this, I hate people who act like they know everything about some religion or race that they are not apart of. Seriously, if you are not apart of a certain religion, please don't act like you know everything about it. It can be offensive and it's just plain rude.

Math: Math hates me. End of story.

Cellphone Chat Used Mostly In The Story: I don't text. So, I don't understand it half the time. If it's in your Author's Note, that's fine with me. But if half the story is cellphone chat, I don't understand it.

Favorite Quotes:

Que sera sera!- (I don't know who said this)

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. -Bess Myerson

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, Our presence automatically liberates others. -Marianne Williamson

Character is higher than intellect. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good people. -Martin Luther King, Jr.

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. -Mahatma Gandhi

You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind. -Mahatma Gandhi

Men often become what they believe themselves to be. If I believe I cannot do something, it makes me incapable of doing it. But when I believe I can, then I acquire the ability to do it even if I didn't have it in the beginning. -Mahatma Gandhi

Me and My Friend's Quotes: Note: Names like Zexion and Neko that are in this section are my friends nicknames! Xion, Lettuce, and Fox up here are my nicknames!

Me: Ow! Oh why?
Friend1: What's going on?!
Me: Oh! Why me!
Friend1: Are you ok?!
Me: MY POOR HEART AND TOE!
Friend1: TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!
Me:I have just... stubbed my toe. (Laughs out loud)
Friend1: I hate you.
-True Conversation. I got bored and we were IMing.

Can I go back to reading now? - Neko

Me: We have created School War III!!
Neko: (Laughs out loud)

Me: Do you believe in demons?
Zexion: Er... no?

Zexion: You, my dear Xion, are one amusing Nobody.

Me: In pain, we realize our greatest strength. Through trial, we see what we can withstand. Without them, we are weak.

Neko: You're a dork.

Dad: Can I disturb you for a minute?
Me: Argh! You've been disturbing me all day!
Dad: I know, I'm a disturbing old man.

Me: I'm basically the result of XemnasXSora pairing!
Superior: (Eyetwitch)
Zexion: (Rolls on the floor laughing) (Note: Me and Zexy were talking about the characters we got our nicknames from)

Superior: Bedtime for Zexion
Zexion: Not without my DemDem!

Neko (When seeing Seiryuu, the Blue Dragon): Ugly! And he stole Hiei's hair!

Neko: Calm.

Neko: Kurama.
Me: (Turns color of Kurama's hair and hides face) I hate you.
Neko: (Laughing)
Me: SHUT UP!!!

Neko: Fox! What have I told you about hurting yourself!?
Me: I didn't!!!

Fav Anime Quotes:

No no no! Don't you dare interfere with who I am trying to take home! - Rena Ryuugu

I want to take her home! - Rena Ryuugu

Miroku: It's irrational, it's impossible, it's against my religion.
Inuyasha: You oughta be arrested.

Why didn't Toguro kill him? - Hiei

Kuwabara: AHH! EARTHQUAKE!!
Hiei: Fool! There can't be earthquakes on the water!

Kuwabara: Are you serious!? You don't know dead squat about that guy!! What if he loses and we get booted from the tournament?!
Hiei: If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on boat before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain.
Kuwabara:... You didn't have too many friends growing up, didja?

Hiei: I think they stole my idea. We'll have to make them pay very dearly for that.
Kurama: Of course.

Stupid troll doctor. Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much. -Yusuke

Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested. -Kurama

Kurama: Nerd Violence.
Kuwabara: KURAMA!!
Kurama: Don't tell me...

Botan: Too bad Hiei isn't here! We could use his Jagan eye to find himself.
Kuwabara: That's right!
(Both suddenly realize what they have just said.)
Kurama (Sweatdropping): Logic is panic's prey.

All the while we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist. While really, you're just a lucky fool. -Kurama

Urameshi! I'm gonna mess your face up so bad the kittens won't even look at you! -Kuwabara

Hiei: Harness your own power if you hope to beat him. If you take anything from our scrimmage take that. So go. Save the human world. Or don't. I don't really care. Either way I'm fine with the outcome.
(Yusuke starts to laugh)
Hiei: What's so funny?
Yusuke: Your so full of crap! 'I don't care!' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I told everyone that you'd come back to rescue us when we needed you most you big softie, or should I say little softie. (Starts laughing again.)
Hiei: I should have slit your throat when I had the chance.

Kuwabara: I'm back and better than ever! So back off! I'll kick his butt myself.
Hiei: You do realize he will be ... kicking back?
Kuwabara: Yeah, and after him your next.
Hiei: There won't be a next.
Kuwabara: SHUT UP!!

Hiei: Hn. And that was using my left arm, Kurama.
Kurama: I'm sorry. I used my right. Next time I'll use my left to be fair.

Kurama: Kuwabara!
Hiei: And only 500 seconds too late to matter.
Kuwabara: Hey, where's that guy I was fighting? I wasn't done yet.
Hiei (smirking at Kuwabara while Kurama sweatdrops): So, which is more humiliating, losing to an old man or to a clown?
Kuwabara: A clown. Definitely worse to a clown.

Mental Note: Never tell Kurama he's letting his fox side down. -Yusuke

You're going to have to come up with a smart way to kill it, or else... BANG! -Youko Kurama

Fox, then a butterfly? Is there any animal you can't metamorph into? -Kuwabara

Koenma: I'm surprised you're so calm Kurama, since if Hiei does harm... You'll be punished with him.
Kurama: Heh heh... ah heh...

DON'T CALL ME SMALL!! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!! - Edward Elric

Mrs. Hughes: I can’t do this! I’m dying!
Ed, Nina, and Al scream.
Al: What are we supposed to do! She said she’s gonna die!
Ed: That’s just an expression!
Mrs. Hughes screams and falls asleep.
Nina: AHHHHHH!
Ed: Listen she’s not dead, she just fell asleep!
Al: I don’t know! If you think of it like alchemy, making a life’s expensive. You’d have to give something up!
Ed: Childbirth is not alchemy you dope!

You didn't drink your milk... - Winry

Here's a curse: May all your bacon burn. -Calcifer

My OCS: Marina (One Piece), Kaori (Naruto), Summer (Pokemon), Mira (Yu-Gi-Oh GX), Jeanette (Digimon), Akira (Yu Yu Hakusho).

My OC Quotes:

Just because you have a monster inside you, doesn't make you a monster. It's what we do with ourselves and how we act that makes us who we are, not what we are. Also, for your information, I see you as a dear friend who'd I'd do anything for. I just can't see you as the others do. - Kaori

I'll never be allowed a moment's peace, will I? - Mira

Luffy, has anyone told you... (Punchs Luffy hard) How much of an idiot you can be? - Marina

Theme songs for Heart's Fate:

Main Themes: Sweet Sacrifice by Evanescence

Akira Wagerman: Moblie by Avril Lavinge

Kumori Aisubachi: Reflection by Keke Palmer

Hikari Haruhi: Sharada by Skye Sweetnam

Sakura Wagerman: What I've Done by Linkin Park

Mitsuko: All That I'm Living For by Evanescence


Things About ME:

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this into your profile.

If you like pie copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like cake copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like ice cream copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love chocolate copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever owned a dog copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever owned a cat copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have over five 'copy-and-pastes' in your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to get reviews, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you repeatedly listen to the same song over and over again because you love it, copy/paste this to your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, C&P this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, .i.love.the.emo.corner., Swimming Cutie xoxo, TwilightHeart21, twilightluver919, Anessathiel, randomgirl110, MangaMaid4545


Theme songs: (Yes I actually have more than one theme song for myself)

When I'm alone: Breathe No More by Evanescence and If Everyone Cared by Nickelback

When I'm with family: I Wouldn't Have Nothing If I Didn't Have You by Disney's Monsters Inc.

When I'm out with friends: Sharada by Skye Sweetnam


A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose butt am I kicking, babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"


Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as "Girls Don't Realize These Things"


I found this on Colhan3000's web page and I only picked the one the suited me. She posted this on her page , but hers is the full one and not edited. She got it from Inumaru12.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a witch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid and stuck up.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP: We shall remember

These are IMPORTANT POEMS:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe child abuse is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

I went to a birthday party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
As the party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.

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The King's Bride by tiger7210 reviews
For centuries, it has been tradition among the Gerudo for the newly crowned King to capture a maiden to be his wife. When his father dies, Link sets his eyes on the Princess of Hyrule, who's completely unwilling to comply. Will he convince her to be the Gerudo King's Bride, or will he realize he's bitten off more than he can chew? Zelink AU. A retelling of Beauty and the Beast.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,775 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf
System Compatibility by hoshi-ni-onegai reviews
They could only be programmed to do so much, and Kenshin was programmed to be the perfect assassin. Worried he might turn on them, his creators decided to design him a companion. AU. KxK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 138,112 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kaoru, Kenshin
Broken in Half by demon of my heart and mind reviews
Stephanie 'Neko' Green is a very pecular girl, born into a group of people called 'The Cursed'. That is no problem for her, the problem is that she is terrified of boys...and is going to Ouran. Can the twins break her of her fear? Host ClubXOCs By Neko
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,699 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H., OC
When Fire Fell by Green Bunny reviews
Bernhardt is back with a plan to hit Kazuma in the place where it hurts him the most: His heart. Rating may change in later chapters.
Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,602 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Ayano K., Kazuma Y.
Frostbitten by Arialene reviews
{Complete} What if Jack hasn't been completely alone in the 300 or so years since the Moon granted him his powers? 11 years after Jack receives his Guardianship, he finds himself telling Jamie about the true tale of the Snow Queen, and of their love story that has been lost to time and much more fantastical legends. Romance, angst, adventure Image from: StronGyu(tumblr)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,044 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Jamie - Complete
Frostbitten: Vignettes by Arialene reviews
This is a follow up series of shorts to Frostbitten of varying character points of view as well as events that Jack didn't tell Jamie about. Little fun drabbles, serious looks at during their lives together, and sweet glimpses into the lives of Jack, Elsa and their family. Image credit: Mikireikai (DevArt).
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,001 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Anna, Olaf
Before You Hit the Ground by Ducky-san reviews
Gang member Natsume Hyuuga never lost. Runaway Mikan Sakura never loved. Until she gave him something to fear losing, and he gave her something to fear loving.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,593 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Stamp on the Ground by Bexacaust reviews
Everyone knows what DDR is... When everyone's favorite fire apparition gets weaseled into going against an idiot, its of course going to be funny.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Hiei
Hinata's Arranged Marriage by sasusakufan15 reviews
Hinata is engaged to a guy in her school, can you guess who it is? It's so obvious, but lets just see what happens. Read and Review, constructive criticism, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,853 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Roses by brushstrokefox reviews
Shiori Minamino always knew her boy was strange. But she always knew that one day; he would look at her as he did the roses: loved. And she would endure his hate until that day. Shiori/Shuichi 100theme
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Shiori M., Kurama M. - Complete
Camp Romances by Clover715 reviews
Hinata,Sakura,Ino,andTenten are all going to an all girl camp. Just across the woods tho is Naruto,Saskue,Shikamaru,and Neji all attending a boy camp.The girls meet these HOT guys but are confused as to how Hinata already knows them.SUMMER ROMANCE?YOU BET
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Waking Nightmare by Chase Clayrens Wikolay reviews
At first, Staff Sergeant Michael Greensburg thought that it was just to be a routine shipment. But when he and the rest of his squad are kidnapped by ONI, he is faced with calamaties he never thought he would face before. Rated T, Strong Language, OC's.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010
Being Human by Fireflyleo reviews
"He's only human" Kuwabara's thoughts on his humanity and why everyone seems to think it a hindrance.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2010 - K. Kuwabara - Complete
Secrets of an Alchemist's Heart by TheInvincibleElricSisters reviews
This is the tale of two young alchemists. Myrte Mustang is the daughter of Roy and Riza Mustang, but can she handle leading men into bloody battles? Jasper Elric is Edward and Winry's son, he hates Myrte..until he starts enjoying her company...Is it love?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009
The Blue Rose Rare by Torin Jingles reviews
Aiko is a nervious and shy normal young girl. At least that's what she had always been told. Between her frightning visions from her new classmates, can she find a chance to find her true past? Rateing to be on the safe side. My firts fic, please reveiw!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Kurama M.
Superman by HereAfter reviews
Relationships are complicated affairs. They take on a life of their own, becoming living, breathing things. But fundamentally every relationship boils down to two things: give and take. Hiei/OC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 122,713 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hiei - Complete
Luna's Creatures by KiraraGlitter reviews
Jaden is one of many paranormal creatures passing off as human at Duel Academy, but when he infects Alexis with his 'condition', this could turn his-and her-world around. JadenXAlexis. a supernatural suspense with romance laced in every chapter!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.
Love Birds by S.Spooky reviews
Sora and Kairi are ensnared in Selphie's matchmaking schemes. But what happens when they end up getting attracted to each other by their own doing?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,468 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Puppy 101 by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
A prank spell turns Inuyasha and Sesshomaru back into young pups. Kagome volunteers to keep them safe in her time until a cure is found. But as she soon finds out: Puppies are a handful! Chapter 12 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,816 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
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Heart's Fate reviews
Rebooted. When Akira moved to Japan, her friend Kumori assured her it would be ok. But, she didn't know Akira's necklace attracts demons. Now Akira has to fight or die... and try to not fall in love. For falling in love could be what kills her. KuramaOC HieiOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,998 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M.
Dark Hearts reviews
Light and dark have always been in an endless contention but now it seems that darkness has finally won. Ganondorf has taken over and Zelda must now save Hyrule from this lightless rule. But what can she do when the one who can help her, won't? LinkXZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,445 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Link, Zelda
I Am Van Hohenheim reviews
Van Hohenheim's thoughts from the point he met Homunculus/Dwarf in the Flask to right after the fall of Xerxes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hoenheim - Complete
Even The Strongest Will Fall reviews
Toguro thinks about his past and the lesson he learns as he is defeated by Yusuke and dies.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Toguro - Complete
Aladdin: FMA style! reviews
Edward and Alphose Elric are theives that use alchemy. Winry is a princess. The two worlds collide and that sets the Elrics off to meet the princess again. But with war on the Horizon how can they? Based off Aladdin. EdXWin, Slight RoyXRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Voyage of Dreamers' Hearts reviews
Okay, simple summary. Luffy and the crew go on towards One Piece, meet new people, and have more adventures! Please Review. No flaming please! Critism is encouraged, but NO FLAMES! Spoilers if you're not past Water 7 Arc! Chapter 8 is up!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Teasing and Hats reviews
Cute little ficlet that was bugging me. Magical Melody. JamieXHeroine
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Jamie - Complete
Naruto Pairings Songfics reviews
Okay! I'm really excited, so please read! Critism is encouraged but no flames! Otherwise they will be used for humorous purposes!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008
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