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Hermione the Slut by HufflepuffSlut reviews
Hermione gets up to all sorts of wild things. Various pairings, PWP, do not read if underage! You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,754 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Blaise Z.
The Lust Potion by smutgasm reviews
Lavender is sick and tired of Hermione Granger and her stuck up prude attitude; in an act of revenge Lavender slips the Head Girl a lust potion. When the potion goes wrong Hermione goes on a rampage and no one is safe from her uncontrollable lust.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,937 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Exposure by Arendal reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione, and she decides to take action and make him jealous. She realizes that nothing make her more wet than being the school slut and exposing herself. OOC, Ron-bashing, smut, sexy!Hermione, HG/HP, HG/DM, HG/SS Oneshot Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/18 - Hermione G., Harry P., Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10703 - Favs: 9,401 - Follows: 7,036 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Illicit touch by myimagination2012 reviews
Bella's first summer vacation with her in-laws.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Carlisle, Bella
The Dress by Redtini reviews
Edward Cullen: Successful, arrogant, dominant, whorehound. Bella Swan: Confident, ambitious, seductress, workaholic. Two COO's with one goal: To stop at nothing to reach the top. Even if it means pushing the other person over the edge. A/H. Rated M for Lemons, Language and everything in-between. Romance/Drama/Angst/and everything else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,032 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Warmth by KatieBelleCullen reviews
The missing pieces of Bella and Edward's honeymoon. Please be warned, this story is lemony sweet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Police Warning by KattMcSmutSmut reviews
He caught me squatting in a house after I ran away. He only asked for one thing in order to let me go with a warning. At least we both got some thing out of it. I scratched his itch and he certainly scratched mine. AH, OOC, Oneshot. Warning: STRONG LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lemon Lesson by thatchick totallyrox reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie enjoy a lesson on lemons. Rated M for smut, language, lemons, sex etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010
You Have the Right to Remain Dirty by FicYou Maplestyle reviews
There's a dumpster and a hooker, but his mouth may be the dirtiest thing in this alley! This was our collab in the DTE Contest. We had a lot of fun entering the contest. NOW BEING EXPANDED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Bella, Edward
Talk Dirty To Me by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Bella is a phone sex operator and has been featured in a couple of the company's commercials advertising their services, but what she doesn't expect is that one of her clients lives right next door. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Capital Gains by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
He was all suits and ties, crisp lines and shiny shoes. No one knew what really went on in that corner office. Will she be brave enough to knock and find out? Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give It To Me by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Bella Swan has always been a little insecure in the intimacy department. With some encouragement from her friend, she is about to do the unthinkable. She is about to make a call that could possibly change her life forever. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pulled Over by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
He walked into my house as if he owned it, then showed me he owned my body, too. AH; Romance. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turnabout by coldplaywhore reviews
Turnabout is fair play. After all, Isabella Swan has been nothing but demanding, relentless and difficult since he began working under her. Now it's Edward's turn to control her. Rated M for Mature Audiences
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naughty Babysitter by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Party-throwing Edward gets slapped with a babysitter after his parents lose it. Bella, a pristine college student and neighbor, is asked to babysit in hopes she'll rub off on him, and boy does she ever... Banner Made by SoapyMayhem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,093 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seattle Express by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Two strangers, one express bus. Can they find love on their way home? Rated M for language and lemony goodness. My first attempt at a drabble-ish story. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 65,669 - Reviews: 3461 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by reyes139 reviews
"I do not appreciate that kind of foul language coming out of such a beautiful young lady's mouth," his velvety voice growled as he stalked over to where we stood. His masculine stature towering over mine once in front of me… I felt intimidation mixed with want take over my slim frame, causing my body shiver and my panties to dampen. Slight D/s relationship/Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 586 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Slytherin Takeover by smutgasm reviews
What happens when Hermione stumbles across something she's always wanted to see...the Slytherin Sex God in action. PWP. Threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
I Want it Rough by Starr Rose reviews
Ron and Hermione experience rough sex. I'm tired of gentle lemons on here
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Menage A Trois by Siobhan B. Masen- Fraser reviews
Edward struggles to find a suitable birthday gift for Bella, until Edward discovers his chance to help her live out one of her fantasies! Rated M for lots of lemons, let's be honest it is one giant lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,299 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 11,655 - Follows: 12,362 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7094 - Favs: 5,762 - Follows: 4,184 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Honeymoon by Spring Squeezing Contest reviews
Newlywed Bella and Edward are off on their more than untraditional honeymoon, one in which they are going to school. Just what are they hoping to learn during their time at The Intimacy Institute?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Girl's Night by Epic16 reviews
The girls are ready for their bi-weekly girl's night. What happens when the guys catch them with their hands in each other's cookie jars? Now, they must be punished. No plot really, just smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella - Complete
One Night Stand by HesMyBelAmi reviews
Bella wakes up in a bed and doesnt remember how she got there. Luckily for her, they're ready to remind her how she ended there. Threesome with Bella and two of our favorite wolf-men.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Bella - Complete
Anything by theladyingrey42 reviews
"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 151 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Classroom Surprise by smutgasm reviews
Draco seduces Hermione during potions class resulting in a night they will never forget. DMHG. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Car Trouble by hot under the collar reviews
Bella's car breaks down in the middle of no where. Jasper and Emmett stop to help but expect something in return. Bella/Emmett/Jasper threesome
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Bella - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4709 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Girl by sambeam reviews
Alice and Edward try something new, with excellent results. OOC/AU. E/A. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Alice, Edward
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4437 - Favs: 7,017 - Follows: 4,098 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That Teenage Feeling by FetlifeAtTwilight reviews
Set one year after Breaking Dawn, Edward and Bella set out to make an old fantasy come true. Sleep fetish, voyeurism, and tasty, tasty lemonade. Fetlife At Twilight Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
His Lesson by rbsschess reviews
Entry in the Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest - Pure smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Source of Serendipity by raindrops855 reviews
Isabella, first year medical intern meets Edward Cullen, who hates doctors with a passion. Will they be able to resist ripping off each other's heads? Or will they 'play nice' for little Sophie's sake? Fate is playing a tricky game. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 231,778 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3676 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bookworms: Revenge by kimpy reviews
After Edward punishes Bella for a misdeed she didn't commit, it's her turn to give Edward a taste of his own medicine. As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold, but Bella decides to serve it piping hot. Originally written for Fics for Nashville.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9422 - Favs: 7,713 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Work and No Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Double Date by mskathy reviews
AH/AU OOC Edward and Alice have been married 3 years, almost as long as they've been having 'double dates' with Jasper and Bella.At its heart, a romance story.. it just has four people madly in love with each other.ADULT,gay&straight sex. Lemon/limey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Handcuffs and Heartstrings by Britpacksuccubus reviews
Kids and work have a way of pulling a couple apart. Can Bella and Edward find a way to reconnect and keep the love alive? Entry into Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. AH/OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 5,132 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5727 - Favs: 6,567 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6000 - Favs: 8,773 - Follows: 5,215 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Girlfriend by cullenbanger9 reviews
This is a Rosalie/Emmett OT from Careless Whispers.One Sunday afternoon Rose is feeling naughty and she's armed with a plan and a pair of Red Pumps.Emmett's in for a big surprise. Rated M-you should know why! My entry for the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Do As I Say Granger by hermdrayreturns reviews
Voldie wins the war and pureblood men get a mudblood slave. WHAT shall draco do with hermione? SEXUALLY GRAHIC SCENES and language DMHGBZ pure smut HG/OTHERS, DM/OTHERS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mistletoe Manipulation by vixen1836 reviews
Written for The Official SmutVent Calendar 2008. Arrogant, crooked CEO Edward Cullen meets a mysterious, beautiful stranger at his company Christmas party. Things are not what they appear. Proceed with caution; this even makes me blush. OOC/AH/AU. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's by profmom72 reviews
Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,557 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One Day by SassenachWench reviews
For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. Canon and non-canon pairings. No permanent splitting of canon couples. Very adult themes. Includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and M/M later. It earns its "M" rating!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,561 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Strip Search by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Challenge the law, and there will be consequences. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5598 - Favs: 8,124 - Follows: 2,947 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Principals Office by Wolfshadow31 reviews
Edward is the new young Principal at Forks High. Bella, a sexy student has been fantasizing about him for months. When she finds herself in his office, after hours, will her dreams finally come true? Read to find out! Edward & Bella. Rated M. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward's Fight by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Happy one year anniversary A World Without Sound! As chosen by the readers, chapter 14, "Fight," in Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11615 - Favs: 8,500 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You said my name when? one shot! by raok reviews
Another BxE 1shot. Hate sex, it's fun... really. A/U, lemons... um any other disclaimers? Oh, language. Lots and lots of bad language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Surprises by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Edward surprises Bella after a rather personal and intimate moment. But the real surprise is his reaction. My entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Release by aeedotcom reviews
I only remembered wanting him to hold me tighter, and being pleased when he did..." Edward and Bella at Isle Esme. Bella wakes up seeking release, and Edward is hunting. Lemon. First fanfic, needs review to continue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 218 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Setting The Table by ashel-13 reviews
Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Discovered Desires, Dangerous Desperation by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle reviews
Because sometimes, love hurts. Because it can challenge. Because it can turn on itself. Because love is a force and a superpower, and not an option. And because it will test Edward and Bella to their utmost limits. Even roses have thorns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,827 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7652 - Favs: 8,944 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Permission by Isabel0329 reviews
Sequel to Dualism. Rules are defined, patience is tested, and Bella finds relief. Rated M for language and extreme lemons. AU, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Be warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 359 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
It's Good to Be Back by wtvoc reviews
all human. sequel to "welcome home". he's been gone for a week. M for Mmm hmm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Ginevra Makes Some Friends by DracoErotica reviews
Sequel to Hermione's Adventures. Mature sexual content adults only! Oneshot. Probably no sequel :o REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Adventures by DracoErotica reviews
WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 185 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete