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Joined 04-03-08, id: 1541988, Profile Updated: 05-23-10
Author has written 49 stories for Harry Potter, Watchmen, X-Men, Ironman, Star Wars, X-Men: The Movie, Batman, Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Robin Hood BBC.

Lil' Lola Blue(not her real name) is nothing but a bawdy Cockney lout, which is strange, considering that she was born and raised in Pittsburgh. Politically speaking, she is your friendly neighbourhood Quasi-Marxist-Anarchist-Rocker-Second-Class-Citizen-Subversive-Complete-and-Utter-Rock & Roll-Lunatic-Fool. Ms. Blue is a rock guiatarist and frontman, blueswoman, writer, political animal and full-bore loony. Her heroes are Nicolo Machiavelli, the historical Jesus Christ, Karl Marx, all of the Who, especially Moon and Townshend , Keith Richards, Jim Morrison, Che Guevara, Thomas Jefferson, and Friedrich Nietzche. Her goal in life is to be completely free, and to facilitate this end she plans on destroying the entirety of Civilisation-As-We-Know-It and make the whole world sort of like a Led Zeppelin tour from the Seventies. To facilitate these aims, she plans on creating a string of platinum albums and other heartbreaking works of staggering and yet bizzare and degenerate genius. In order to live, she writes, sings and plays the guitar. Her hobbies are sex, politics, mayhem, eating, masturbation and shocking people. She would like to invite you to embrace entropy unless you are otherwise involved, and reminds you that nothing is true and everything is permissible.

Pictures of The Harlequin, and other O/C's:http://lolablue.deviantart.com/

The True Treasure by Aate reviews
Thorin is given another chance to live through the quest to reclaim Erebor. Perhaps this time he will live to see Erebor in her full glory instead of dying prematurely on a battlefield. Thorin/fem!Bilbo hurt!Thorin
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,296 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
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Dirty Work reviews
Sir Guy is a Devil, and he does the Devil's Business well. He and his Whore of Babylon will surely reign in hell. Fire waits for both of them in death. But perhaps? Not yet.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 3/30 - Guy of Gisborne, Marian, Robin Hood, OC
The Once And Future Kings reviews
Many sins and every crime are from love of forbidden fruit. Which, though the sweetest on the vine, may just have a pit of pure poison that can damn you for all time. And down the years that pass you, to your sons and to their wives, the taste both sweet and bitter will outlast all of your lives. Kili/Tauriel, Fili/OC, Thorin/female OC, Thorin/Thranduil Cover by EmilyEretica.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Kili, Tauriel] Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood
DWARVES OF OUR LIVES: A HOBBIT'S SOAP OPERA reviews
This is the shocking tale of sex, sin, and Smaug that Tolkein dared not tell! Belladonna Baggins agreed to be the Burglar for the Company led by the majestic, moody and magnificent Thorin Oakenshield. But, little did Gandalf know that Thorin stole Bella's heart away from his nephew, only to break it! What will the Heirs of Durin do, to win the heart of a Took? Tune in & find out!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
The Blacksmith's Tale reviews
In every great tale, there are parts left untold. This is the tale of Thorin O. and Co, by his fiery apprentice Hela the Fire Hammer, born of a Berseker Dwarf father and a Tookish witch mother. Can anything alter the doom that fate ordained for the Heirs of Durin? Who knows? With a Daughter of Loki on their side, even the fates may be cheated out of their prize. NO SLASH.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Thorin, Kili, OC
Rings reviews
This tale of Middle Earth, it too has to do with Rings. Some you wear. Some lie in the heart of every wood. Some you travel in, there and back again. Some are made of the people in your life, how they are tied to each other & how they are tied to you. This is the tale of 2 Rings of Power, a Green Wizard, a 10th walker, and the love beyond death that forged an unbreakable Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Boromir, OC
Black Widow's Eyes reviews
Movie/Comic Hybrid. Natasha's a woman with a past. One that only Tony Stark knows about. And given his choice of deaths, he'll take a Black Widow over Whiplash, or poison, any day. Because love means never having to feel bad about blackmail. Right?
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Natasha R./Black Widow
7 Deadly Sins reviews
New York never sleeps. It breaks hearts, murders dreams, damns souls & eats the weak alive & screaming. Only the strong, the ruthless & the brutal survive & thrive. Only 7 Deadly Sins between the Comedian & his destiny. Who will avenge him? Me. 99% Canon.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Edward B./The Comedian
Old Man Logan reviews
Before Wolverine, there was Old Man Logan. Black Tom was a fearsome man, a bitter drunkard full of wild tales and world-weary hate. Elizabeth Howlett should have feared him. She didn’t. He had two sons. Her son, who forgot all, could never forget Pa.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/1/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
Faith reviews
War kills love & hate. It blurs the line between good and evil, & right and wrong. War makes heroes into murderers, & murderers into heroes. At the end of all things, what does Hermione have left? 2 men, 1 choice & faith. Marriage law. 99% DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Christmas Story reviews
T'was the week before Christmas & Nixon, the louse, sent Eddie to Kabul, leaving Liv alone in the house. Spidey's been put out on the street & poor web head has nothing to eat. Old Black Tom's tired of Logan's crap, he's visiting his son & that's that.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix
The King Of Comedy reviews
Meet Eddie Blake. The King of Comedy. From Hell up in East NY, to the battlefields of WWII, & back to NYC to become the All American Hero, he's been laughing all the way. Sally Jupiter's marriage? What a joke. Watch out, world. Here comes the Comedian.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Edward B./The Comedian, Sally J.
The Devil, You Say?
You all know Jack. But have you met his father? His wife? His little girl, Harlequin, NYC's most ultraviolent mask hero? He couldn't raise her himself, so he gave her up to someone he could trust. Batman. The Devil, you say? You may be right. NO SLASH
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,837 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Eight Days A Week reviews
Sex! Violence! Beer! Considering X-Men were founded by high-minded Charles Xavier & headed by squeaky-clean Scott Summers, Wolverine gets away with a lot. How much? Spend a week w/Professor Logan & see that homework was never quite like this.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix
Soap Gets In Your Fangs, Too reviews
Rogue wants to leave her past w/the Brotherhood behind her. Under Logan's watchful eye, she's a good girl. But there's a bad man she wants to forget. When Prof. X brings Sabretooth into the fold, Vic's going to make her remember. The hard way.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Victor C./Sabretooth
The Many Loves of Dr Grey reviews
Meet Jean Grey. Student & fiery mutant activist by day, hard-living metal grrl by night. OK for teen rebel, but for a doctor, teacher, & respected X-Man? She should have given up Logan's heavy metal thunder long ago. W/special guest degenerate Tony Stark.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix
Frightening the Horses reviews
Movie/Comic hybrid. Rogue has two lives, one on either side of the cape. She loves two men. Logan has two lives, too, but without Jean, he wants to shed Wolverine. Can they escape? Or has Magneto been right, all along?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Radio Silence reviews
Most of the time, it's good to be the King. The King of Comedy. But this is not a good time. It's time to sit in front of the radio in the Blake family kitchen, and meet Michael Patrick Blake. I hope he doesn't haunt your dreams like he haunts his son's.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Edward B./The Comedian
Blue Light Secrets reviews
Official story, meet truth. Would Tony Stark lie to you? About his family? His past? The true nature of his dealings w/fellow degenerate mask supergenius, the Harlequin? Um, yes? Why? Is this a Clash of Titans? Conspiracy to take over the world? Oops.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Suicide Kings reviews
Prequel to "Joke's On Me" Helen & Paris. Romeo & Juliet. Liv & Eddie? Join the Comedian & the Harlequin for a tale of lust, rage, sex, ultraviolence , and... true love? Remember, everybody has a heart, even if it is black as midnight in a coal mine.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward B./The Comedian - Complete
DOIN' THE VIETNAM RAG Seq to Heart of Darkness reviews
1-2-3, what are we fightin' for? Don't ask the Comedian, even he doesn't know. Harlequin's fighting for him. Her friends. Her soul. In the dark heart of the jungle, something calls to a dark heart. Salvation or damnation? Ask Eddie. That he knows.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward B./The Comedian
Last Man Standing reviews
Epilogue AU. The 2nd Wizarding War is over. And everyone is dead. It's up to Headmaster Snape to pick up the pieces of his school, his country, and the teenage warriors left in his care. Can he do it? Yes. The way Albus would have wanted? Probably not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Epilogue: A Requiem For Three Parts reviews
And they all lived Happily Ever After? Did you buy the Epilogue in DH? Me neither. After what Harry, Ron and Hermione went through, this is more like it. DH compliant, except...Snape lives! HG/SS/RW, no slash, HP/GW. Special Guest Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,540 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Walking On Thin Ice reviews
Hoth. Dark. Cold. Miserable. Also the last place in the galaxy the Empire would be looking. Drawbacks? You're in charge. You need to be aloof. Dignified. Remote. Easy? With that scruffy nerf herder of a pirate strutting around? No way.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Han S., Leia O.
Heart Of Darkness reviews
Disinformation. Half-truths. Lies. AKA, the official story. But, there's the story they don't want you to know. They'll do anything to keep it in. Murder. Torture. But they can't. Somebody always talks. This is that story. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 48,618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Edward B./The Comedian
The Last Summer reviews
HP & Naked Lunch AU. In 5 years at Hogwarts, Hermione has faced off against dementors & Death Eaters, but can that prepare her for working with the Snapes & the Princes for her summer job? Add hard-living Harry, and that's a full plate, indeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Brave New World reviews
It's a Brave New World for Eddie Blake. The Depression and the war are over. Sally's married, but that's a joke. She'll come around. And he's the All American Hero. Eddie's got money, time and plans. Big plans. Watch out, world. Here comes the Comedian.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Edward B./The Comedian, Sally J.
The Joke's On Me II: A Black Comedy reviews
Harlequin's hit the big time. Big time superhero coalition. Big time enemies. Big time trouble. But this ultraviolent ultravixen knows that being the Harlequin and the Comedian means never having to say you're sorry. Blood, bullets & black leather. Cool.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward B./The Comedian
Soap Gets In Your Claws reviews
Like sands through the hourglass so are the days at the X-Mansion! Jean loves Scott, but he cant get his mojo working. Logan’s mojo’s working overtime with Femme Fatale & the Harlequin.But he still dreams of Jeannie. Will they? Wont they? Sex! Sin! Suds!
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,816 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix
After the Fire reviews
Hermione’s come undone, in her last year at the Merlin School, a mad mistress of the occult in a mouldy tower. No one’s heard from her for a year. Can she just return to Hogwarts as Snape’s apprentice? Or will there be hell to pay? HP & Naked Lunch AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Moonlight and Adamantium reviews
Joke’s on Me prequel.Wolverine’s gone to the Great White North to forget one redhead mask & finds another. Harlequin’s an NYC girl in a jam who's mad, bad & dangerous to know. Are they going to make beautiful trouble together? You better believe it, bub.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 76,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
I Can't Quit You, Baby reviews
Sequel to “Born Under A Bad Sign.” Fatal attraction? You bet. Coming out of retirement? Why not! Can Sally and Eddie ever quit each other? No way.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Edward B./The Comedian, Sally J.
Harry Potter & the Naked Lunch For Two reviews
When the Boy Who Lived has a Naked Lunch, there's a Ministry Mutiny, Albus has a Dummydore, Sirius goes Thru the Looking Glass & General Granger is reporting for duty, who ya gonna call? Snape, of course! HG/SS AUish Yr 7 NO SLASH Sex, Dope Cheap Thrills!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,654 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ace Of Spades reviews
Do Wolverine & the Comedian know each other? Sure do, bub. They're the best at what they do. What they do from WWII to Vietnam & the streets of NYC, is leave no beer undrunk, no fight unfought, & no skirt unturned. You're gonna need that Ace of Spades.
Crossover - X-Men & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Edward B./The Comedian
Only Skin Deep reviews
For 13 years, Sirius Black rotted away in Azkaban. One witch never doubted his innocence. Once, all Sibyl Trelawney had was beauty, which she gladly sacrificed for him. Now that his trials are over, can he break the spell? HP & Naked Lunch AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Sirius B., Sybill T.
Pale Rider reviews
Meet Harry Potter, 16. He's a hard-living junkie who likes broads, booze & brawls. Is Death coming for the Boy Who Lived? Or is Harry the Pale Rider? How can he be saved? Ask the only bad man at Hogwarts badder than he. Snape. 6th yr. HP & Naked Lunch AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Seven Pillars of Manhattan reviews
Yet, each man kills the thing he loves.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward B./The Comedian, Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
Blue Light Special 2: Hot Metal Blues reviews
They’re back! First Law of Napalmdynamics: Those who try to recreate Harlequin will be destroyed. But Tony Stark regularly does six impossible things before breakfast, despite Pepper's advice. Fasten your seat belts, NYC. It’s going to be a fiery crash.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
A Witch's Promise reviews
There’s a man with one foot in Heaven, and the other in Hell. There’s a witch’s promise on him and he’ll not break its spell. Love isn’t just for the ones who live in the light. There’s a witch’s promise for the man who laughs in the night.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward B./The Comedian
Blue Light Special reviews
Tony Stark’s light is going out in a Tijuana jail. It’s up to Harlequin to save him. Now Tony wants her for Stark Enterprises & the Avengers. And himself. Who wants him dead? A foe? Or just the Harlequin’s angry partner? Uh-oh, Tony. The joke’s on you.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Dirty: The Erotic Adventures of the Harlequin reviews
Who has the biggest collection of, er, adult superhero literature in NYC? The Harlequin, that’s who! But how does truth compare with fiction? She knows. Let’s find out. Starring Wolverine, Iron Man, the Comedian & Special Mystery Avenger! Porn with plot!
Crossover - X-Men & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, A. E. Stark/Tony
Irony: Dark Reign Trilogy, Part 1 reviews
Irony? Irony is when you’ve wanted something for almost 40 years and never realised you’ve had it all along. Iron Man's the World’s Most Wanted, but not by any of his fellow masks. But Harlequin? It's good to have her with him, at the end of all things.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,968 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony
The Joke's On Me reviews
Meet the Harlequin, Batman’s ward & the Joker’s little girl. She likes booze, blues, cars, guns, & men. She wants to be a hero, but she’s too bad for her own good. Only one hero's villain enough to show her the ropes. Is the joke on the Comedian, at last?
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 152,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward B./The Comedian
Full Adamantium Jacket reviews
Germany, 1944. Welcome to Hell. Meet the Invaders guerrilla warfare squad, Sgt. Eddie Blake & Col. Jim Howlett. They’re the best at what they do, but what they do best isn’t very nice. Join them for mayhem & ultraviolence at the twilight of civilization.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
Born Under A Bad Sign reviews
Can a bad man with bad blood still be good? Sally Jupiter knows there’s good in Eddie Blake, it’s just hard to find. After he turned on her, why would she still be looking? Maybe, in a brutal world even a glimmer of gentleness can mean everything.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward B./The Comedian, Sally J. - Complete
The Snape Family Christmas Special reviews
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas to my readers with this extension from HP& Naked Lunch in which we Meet the Grangers, Harry has Chrimble in larvely Liverpool, we attend a Hogwarts Faculty party, Ginny goes over the wall,& Lucius visits the Burrow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Diamonds and Rust: Wizarding in the Seventies reviews
The 70's! Sex, Drugs & Rock & Roll! See! The truth about Spinner's End! See! The Marauders! See! Mouldy Auld Voldy's secrets! See! The bitter feud between Snape & Sirius! See! Lily, Snape & James love triangle! Unbearable Lightness/Naked Lunch AU. Grooovy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Severus S.
Killer Queen reviews
Sex. Violence. Quidditch. Ginny's looking after hard-living Harry, and seeing to her fanboys, but Remus wants to save her when Lucius makes her an offer she can't refuse. What's a girl to do? GW/HP, GW/RL, GW/LM. HP & Naked Lunch For 2 AU. 6th yr. Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,667 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Lucrative Revenge of Severus Snape reviews
Snape's writing his megabucks memoirs with a poison pen. So is Harry. Wizarding World trembles in fear. Hermione is a graduate after two semesters at university & Snape's apprentice. Set in Unbearable Lightness/Naked Lunch AU. Dysfunctional fun! Lemons?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Severus Snape reviews
Harry's sliding into bad & ruin, Hermione's has an unusual business proposition and Snape has a secret spy. Only wry Master Spy Snape dares do Dumbledore's business while he's in exile. Can he keep it together? 5th yr. Drugs. Sex. Cheap Thrills. AU, sorta
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,938 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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