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Joined 04-03-08, id: 1542023, Profile Updated: 01-09-12
Author has written 43 stories for Twilight.

Important Quotes

"We do not write because we want to, we write because we have to."
-W.Somerset.Morgan

"Everyone thinks they can be a writer. Most people don't understand what's involved. The real writers persevere. The ones that don't either don't have enough fortitude and they probably wouldn't succeed anyway, or they fall in love with the glamour of writing as opposed to the writing of writing."
-Peter McWiliams

"The worst thing that being an artist (writer/painter/musician) could do to you, would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly."
-J. D. Salinger

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
-Robert Benchley

"Writing is the hardest work in the world. I have been a bricklayer and a truck driver, and I tell you – as if you haven't been told a million times already – that writing is harder. Lonelier. And nobler and more enriching."
-Harlan Ellison

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."
-Robert A. Heinlein

"The quality which makes man want to write and be read is essentially a desire for self-exposure and masochism. Like one of those guys who has a compulsion to take his thing out and show it on the street."
-James Jones

"A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it to be God."
-Sidney Sheldon

"Writing is so difficult that I feel that writers, having had their hell on earth, will escape all punishment hereafter."
-Jessamyn West

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
-Cyril Connolly

“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”
-Chuck Palahniuk

"If somebody says no to you, or if you get cut, Michael Jordan was cut his first year, but he came back and he was the best ever. That is what you have to have. The attitude that I'm going to show everybody, I'm going to work hard to get better and better."
-Magic Johnson


Awards for My Stories

Second Place for Best Author on Twilight Awards

First Place for Twilight Awards' Best One-Shot Short - Sex Education with Emmett - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best AU - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best All Over Scene - Sex and Vampire (Chp. 5 Thanks Emmett) - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Judges Choice for Most Original Plot - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal
“Weaving together the dark and violent world of a drug addict with the dazzling one of a famous artist, Cigarette Burns portrays the passion and desperation of these two worlds when they collide. Incorporating chilling feelings of loneliness, joy, and desperation, Daddy’s Little Cannibal creates a story depicting an impossible love match that must weather the storms of both human darkness and the pain inflicted by a cold world.”
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best Sex Scene (incomplete) - Sex and Vampires (Chp. 2) - Daddy's Little Cannibal
First Place for Twilight Awards' Best Angst All Human Round (complete) - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal
First Place for Twilight Awards' Best Renesmee and Jacob - Cloud Nine - Ddaddy's little Cannibal


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When Life Gives You Lemons in German
When Life Gives You Lemons in Portuguese
Sex Education with Emmett
in Portuguese
Look Alike
in Portuguese
Fifty Cents a Ride
in Portuguese
Sex and Vampires
in Portuguese
Till Death Do Us Part
in Portuguese
The Last Night
in Portuguese
Syrup Anyone?
in Portuguese
Edward's Lullaby
in Portuguese
Boy Meets Girl in Portuguese
Cloud Nine
in Spanish
Sleigh Rides
in Spanish
Imagination Land
in Spanish
Smile for Me
in Spanish
Till Death Do Us Part
in Spanish
When Life Gives you Lemons
in Spanish
Worlds Collide in Spanish
Grim Tales in Spanish
Sex Education with Emmett in Spanish
Boundaries in Spanish
Look Alike in Spanish
No PDA in Spanish
Twilight Conversations in Spanish
Oh! The Horror in Spanish
Funeral Mute in Spanish
Edward's Lullaby in Spanish
Suicide Lane Cafe in Spanish
Boy Meets Girl in Spanish
All the Pretty Corpses in Spanish
Syrup Anyone? in Spanish
Rosalie's Cafe in Spanish

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Boredom by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Renesmee is having a hard time adjusting at her new high school, but Jake is willing to do whatever he can to help her get through the day. Jake/Renesmee. Series of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,382 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Coming Home by Imaginings reviews
Christmas is coming soon, and there's only one thing I want. Edward to come home, to hold me in his arms and tell me he loves me. Why does there always have to be so much hurt? For Daddy's Little Cannibal's 18th birthday, and to the victims of 9/11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Five Times for Love by Kate Simon Cullen reviews
I saw him about a five times, I don't know for sure, but just looking at him, I knew that I found what I was looking for. - One-shot, cute. BxE - for Daddy's Little Cannibal
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Year's Eve by Jenna Nevermore reviews
Bella's alone at home during New Year's Eve. Who will come to cheer her up? One Shot. All Human. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hitten by Accio-Underwear reviews
ONESHOT That face, that smile, was thanks enough.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Always Here, Well, Now That Is by kengogirl reviews
Just an old story for Daddy's Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Riddles by runaway xo reviews
Riddles are always fun, but what happens when the jokes relate to vampires? Fluff of course! Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Music Lessons by blondie AKA robin reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Just A Misunderstanding by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
An innocent text message has negative consequences. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cars by sambeam reviews
Bella and Edward go for a drive. One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Thirsty by sillybella reviews
Parody of Twilight clichés. I've even hit my own stuff with parody. OOC It's a parody, remember? ONESHOT Oh, and it's for Taxi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Cigarette Burns reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Worlds Collide reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice in Wonderland reviews
Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Pretty Corpses reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8027 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Capturing the Flames reviews
Example one-shot for the “Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest.” Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boy Meets Girl reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Imagination Land reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Conversations reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Suicide Lane Café reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happy New Year reviews
All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under the Mistletoe reviews
Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleigh Rides reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Kiss Begins With Kay reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing Moments reviews
Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No PDA reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
All The Pretty Corpses reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh! The Horror! reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lightning Snatcher reviews
For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To the End reviews
Relationships are hard. Relationships with vampires that are running from a vampire circus because they refused to drink the blood of their sacrifice are even harder. For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest! One-shot BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smile For Me reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffin of Love reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Sex And Vampires reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
High School Angst reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cloud Nine reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Funeral Mute reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Fifty Cents A Ride reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Back reviews
Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Edward's Surprise reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Just Like Heaven reviews
Edward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Boundaries reviews
Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
That Darn Emmett reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Look Alike reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Milk Of Regret reviews
COMPLETE! With Epilogue! When Edward said it will be like he never existed, he meant it. No one knows who the Cullens are and Bella is sent away to a hospital near Forks. I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Grim Tales reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
The Last Night reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Edward's Lullaby reviews
Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
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