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OK to start this off, HI(: I'm horizontal_stripes43, master of all inside jokes and stupid sayings. I love many things, but not many people.
Things: volleyball, ipod, softball, basketball, computer
People: Mom and Dad , and a few friends. (Abi, Abbie, Amber, RJ, Kaylee) oh and Eli Goldsworthy!(drool)
Facts About Me:
I get angry really easily, but once I get angry, I get over it and move on.
I have an imaginary boyfriend along with my best friend, Amber, who isn't imaginary.
I'm kinda anti-social. I like talking to people every now and then, but constantly just doesn't float my boat.
I absolutely love music all kinds from christian to country to rock to pop. its crazy.
books kinda rock. just sayin.
Now to end this thing, BYE(:
Don’t piss me off. I’m running out of places to hide the bodies. - found it on a t-shirt
It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right, and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right? - Lemony Snicket
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then, asdglaseuyt(bn(pasdlgkhasdfasdf. - Lemony Snicket
You can live with me in this house I've built out of writers blocks. - Pete Wentz
Reason number 52 why Gazzy isn’t the flock leader. - Max Ride, MR4
“I prefer canine-American.” - Total, MR4
I mentally reviewed the possible responses:
1) Sardonic laughter (always good
2) Rolled eyes and snort of disbelief
3) Sarcastic “You have got to be kidding me.” - Max Ride, MR4
Of all the things that could frighten you, you worry about my driving? - Edward Cullen
I've decided that if I'm going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. - Edward Cullen
And you're worried, not because you are headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct? - Edward Cullen
Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand... - Edward Cullen
I hear voices in my heard and you're worried you're the freak? - Edward Cullen
Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk? - Bella Swan
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
Music is my boyfriend. (and so is that queer guy in Alaska... ;D right Abbie? Abbie: oh yea wat happened to him? me: we still talk on yahoo messenger. (which if anyone has PM me) abbie: so do you talk about his queerness? me: no. it is a touchy subject for him Abbie: btw u cant go out with a guy who likes the other team me: he's bi. so yes, we can go out. haha DISS!! abbie: isnt it awkard me: only when he's checking out other guys. then i get a little jealous. but other than that, no. abbie: wait so is it weird if you both check out the same guy me: yeah, but normally the guy's straight, so he's mine. abbie: so if he is bi to do you use rock paper scissors to figure out who gets him or do you call dibs me: rock paper scissors, totally. it solves everything. besides, i use a gun and cheat. abbie: and he hasnt figured that you use a gun every time you play me: well, usually he's in the hospital recovering, so no. abbie: oh so give him some drugs and your good i will try that next time and why r u looking at my text? me: because you were busy. and i was bored. durrah abbie:oh yea well ur a handcrosser me: i'm unique like that. STOP LAAUGHING AT MY UNIQUNESS!! i spelt laughing wrong abbie:is that what the doctors and multiple therapists told you? lol me: ... abbie: did you go to the white padded room that the men in white took you to and play around on the trampoline? me: I live in the white padded room. But it was hard to bounce around, the coat they gave me was tight. abbie's too busy laughing right now to respond. Give us a moment.
Abbie: really mine was pretty comfortable me: thats just cuz they thing ur special. Extremely special (winks) abbie: wat do you have something in ur eye me: told you she was Quote special unqoute (winks again) abbie: dude i have some eye cleanser if you need it me: no thats okay. (shakes from withheld laughter) abbie: well at least im not like amber who doesnt know what the short bus is for even though she rides it me: that was funny. or when she kept talkin to Mr. Smith about her socks, and he blamed her for losing the game because she did not wear mismatching socks. abbie: hey, lets stop boring people with our random conversation. BYE PEEEPS!! (that was ash who wrote that)
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"
My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies.
All ways forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
Join the dark side- we have cookies!!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Girl: Slow down
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
- Coda; Beaten
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