Author has written 2 stories for Kiesha'ra, and Bleach.
My names Ashley. I'm 16 years old. I finally deleted my General Hospital story. It had been a complete and total failure. As soon as i started writing it i went back and watched old clips of Jax/Carly and then I couldn't write about their divorce so i finally got rid of it. Now for my other story Serpent Prisoner i have decided that I'm not going to delete it but it will be on hold for quite awhile still. I know it seems kind of weird that its been almost three years and i still wont delete it but i can't. I really like what I could do with this story but I'm working of focusing on the one im writing now.
I'm in the process of writing a Bleach fanfic which is really the first fic I've attempted to write in two years. I've only just decided that I was going to post it but not exactly sure when yet. I'm really excited about this one and it is definitely better than my first two attempt at stories. The updates will probably be slow though because I really want to do this story right and when I start getting later into the story I want it not to suffer like the last two have. So if you start reading that fic just be patient when updates are slow because it means im making sure it is good enough to be read.
Favorite Tv Shows: House, Supernatural, Smallville, General Hospital, 4400, Clean House, Stargate Universe, Torchwood, Drop Dead Diva, Switched at Birth, Hell's Kitchen, and Modern Family
Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Vampire Knight, Yu-Gi-Oh, Avatar the Last Air Bender, Beyblades, Bleach, Dragon Ball Z, Inuyasha, Paranoia Agent, and Fruits Basket
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Twilight, Jedi Apprentice, Lord of the Rings, Kiesha'ra, and Warriors
Favorite Movies: Balto, Breakfast Club, Fantastic Four, Hannibal, IT, Ice Age, Jump In, Lion King(1&2), Step Up 2 and 3, Stomp the Yard, and Pirates of the Caribbean(all four)
Favorite Cartoon: Xiolin Showdown, Teen Titans, Invader Zim, and the original Pokemon
Favorite Games: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X/X-2, Final Fantasy 7, Assassin's Creed, Halo, and Fable 2 and 3
General Hospital: Jerry/Alexis, Jax/Carly, Jax/ Elizabeth, Elizabeth/Jason, Lucky/Sam, Maxie/Spinelli, Lulu/Johnny,Elizabeth/Nicholas, Jerry/Elizabeth,
Xiolin Showdown: Raimundo/Kimiko, Omi/Chase
Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Harry/Luna, Harry/Hermione,Hermione/Draco, Remus/Tonks, Remus/Sirius, Sirius/Lily, Tom Riddle(or not an insane Voldemort)/Lily, Neville/Luna
Kiesha'ra:Danica/Zane, Oliza/Urban, Oliza/Nicias,
Naruto: Sasuke/Hinata, Naruto/Shikamaru, Naruto/Kiba, Kakashi/Iruka, Kurenai/Asuma, Temari/Shikamaru, Naruto/Gaara, Hinata/Kiba, Shino/Kiba, Naruto/Itachi, Tsunade/Jiraiya, Lee/Sakura, Neji/Tenten, Hinata/Naruto
Vampire Knight: Yuki/Zero
Pirates of the Caribbean: Elizabeth/Will, Jack/Will, Jack/Elizabeth
Avatar: Aang/Toph, Katara/Zuko, Sokka/Suki, Sokka/Yue, Mai/Zuko, Ty Lee/Aang, Ty Lee/Sokka, Azula/Jet, Azula/Aang
Kingdom Hearts:Sora/Namine, Roxas/Axel, Demyx/Roaxas, Axel/Sora, Riku/Kairi, Roxas/Namine, Leon/Cloud, Sora/Leon
Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey/Seto, Yugi/Tea, Serinty/Devlin
Final Fantasy X/X-2: Gippal/Yuna, Rikku/Baralai, Baralai/Yuna. Sometimes: Baralai/Gippal, Gippal/Rikku, Gippal/Paine
Twilight: Bella/Edward, Bella/Jasper, Bella/Jacob, Bella/Carlisle, Alice/Jasper, and Bella/Seth (Me and my friend, while ruining the lives of the Twilight characters, came up with this pairing. It ends up happening cause Jacob had imprinted on Alice, Edward killed Jasper, who at the time was Bella's lover, and then moved to Denali. Then Bella was all alone again and thats when she really saw Seth. He imprinted on her and they lived together happily ever after. Well at least for now.), Bella/Sam
Least Favorite Couples
Harry Potter: Harry/Ron, Draco/Ginny(gags and falls over dead) Harry/Snape, Fred/George, Snape/Sirius, Harry/Ginny (seriously of all the pairings in the world, that one bugs me the most), Hermione/Ron(except maybe this one)
Yu-Gi-Oh: Seto/Mokuba, Yugi/Yami, Yami/Seto, Yugi/Seto
Naruto: Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Sakura, Sasuke/Itachi, Lee/Neji, Choji/Shikamaru
Xiaolin Showdown: Chase/Jack(everytime I see it, I just want to break something or gouge out my eyeballs)
Xiaolin Showdown: Omi, Chase, Kimiko, Dojo, Raimundo, and Grand Master Daishi
Teen Titans: Robin, Raven, Beastboy, Starfire, Slade, and Tera.
Original Pokemon: All pokemon, Ash, Misty, Ash's mom, and Gary.
Invader Zim: Gerr, Zim, and Dib
Naruto: Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Ino, Neji, Gaara, Temari, Hinata, Lee, Kakashi, Anko, Iruka, Asuma, Itachi, Tsunade, Jariaya, Gai, and older Sakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey, Seto, Mokuba, Yugi, Sereinty, Devlin, Mai, and Marik
Beyblades: Kai, Rae, Tyson, Max, Daichi, Tala, and Kenny
Avatar the Last Air Bender: Zuko, Azula, Katara, Sokka, Aang, Jet, Suki, Tylee, Mai, and Toph
Dragonball Z: Kid and Teen Gohan, Piccolo, Kid Trunks, Kid Goten, Vegeta, Bulma, Furture Trunks, Androin 18, and Videl
Harry Potter: Barty Crouch Jr.,Bellatrix Lestrange, Sirius Black, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Fred and George, Tom Riddle/Voldemort, Remus Lupin, Professor McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Bill Weasly, and Arthur Weasley
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~If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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~If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.
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~98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
~If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
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~If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile.
-If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile
If people mistake you for a vampire (coughcoughIamonecoughcough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
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-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
Count the Fs in the statement below!
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
There are actually 6!
To get 3 Fs is average, 4 is quite rare.
incredible huh? anyone who get's 6 Fs on the first try is a genius.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter,moonifrui, Isabellamariecullen3214, distress-signal, TheDarkShadowedLight
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy onto profile.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Music is love in search of word.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you,MartaSwan, TheEmoSideOfMe, Al Luver, distress-signal, TheDarkShadowedLight,
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile
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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
~I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are cursed so that your favourite character in a TV show/movie/book either dies or turns evil or leaves, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!
Smile... it confuses people.
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile
If you have ever tried to act out a movie scene with yu friends and gotten weird stares, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends groan whenever you talk about your current obsession (HarryPotter and a boy for me) copy and paste this into your profile with your obsession!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
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This is the ultimate test! Grab a piece of paper and get started!
1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?
2.) There is a one-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone, the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?
3.) There are three pine trees. If the wind is blowing them north then what way are the leaves blowing?
4.) How many words make up Webster's Dictionary?
5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?
6.) What do you put in a toaster?
7.) What do cows drink?
8.) If Singular wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?
9.) You have two coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?
10.) There are three words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the third word
1.) Orphans don't have parents.
2.) It is a one-story-house. There are no stairs.
3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.
4.) Two words: 1. Webster's 2. Dictionary
5.) Widows don't have husbands.
6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.
7.) They drink water. Not milk.
8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they care how long you talked on your home phone?
9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has to be.
10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the third word, I was stating a fact as in the word what is the third word.
What High School Musical has Taught us as a Country
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.
5.Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.
spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink!Screw the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!
doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.
14.The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16.Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17.If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the heck?' .
can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.
23.'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.
family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'back stabber'
26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...
27 .Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28.Iced tea from England is blue.
29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. (gag me)
30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way
is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.
32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down
33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.
IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.
35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.
36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.
37. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.
39. Even though Chad danced in 'Get your head in the game', 'Status Quo' and 'What time is it', he apparently does not dance, according to the song 'I don't dance'.
40. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.
41. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills
42. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely & nbsp;
43.Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go
The good writers touch life often...
"Not the brightest crayon in the shed."
"Aww I just lost the game."
"If all my freinds were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I would be at the bottom to catch them."
"3 things people need. love. If they can't have that give them hope. If they can't have that give them something to do."
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
If you were to smart to notice this whilst copying and pasteing. dont copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you
If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,
If you almost cryed while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears
Ah, tha's better
Now to get something to eat!
What do I feel like?
(Opens the fridge)
Ah! Just what I need!
(Grabs the food)
(BEEP BEEP BEEP)
WHAT THE FUC-!!
If you're against bombs being hidden by terrorists and want it to stop, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy the hell out of somebody copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation then copy this to your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
TOTAL: 8(Which is really sad because I'm a girl.)
You know your obsessed with the Twilight Saga when...
you spend countless hours on fanfiction
you downloaded "Bella s Lullaby"
You fantasize about countless ways the plot of the book could have changed
you have dreams about reading fan fiction
and you plan on using the names of the characters of the book in other situations.
If you have ever started laughing evily to yourself, loudly, when no one else was in the room, and there was nothing evil you thought and/or did to start laughing evily to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have a ’s’ in it?
Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINENTLY put at least those ones on your profile.
Annoying things to do in an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
If you’ve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile
If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen or one Jasper Whitlock... ), copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews Two reviews, TWO?! Oh my God! I've just become the next J.K. Rowling! paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, My eyes are NOT square! copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37 XxWannaBetxX
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, WHOOHOO! Go us weirdos who love to read and write! Yeah! copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both Hell yeah!...copy and paste this on your profile.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile
If your copy of Harry Potter has all sorts of crap on it from the all places you have taken it (i.e. dinner, bathroom), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have read all the copy and paste thingies up to here, copy and past this in your profile.
Read each sentence in sequence. Please don't skip any steps or the mathematics will be thrown off.
Take the following test mentally. Don't write down answers and don't shout them out.
1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or 9, or any number in-between.
2. Take your number and multiply it by 9.
3. That should give you a 2 digit number. Take these 2 digits and add them together.
4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.
5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters. A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4 and so on.
6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.
7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an animal that starts with this letter.
8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a colour that starts with this letter.
9. Oh, and one more thing . . . . .
There aren't any orange kangaroos in Denmark!
It's weird, Isn't it?? Or was it jusy me that got Denmark, Kangaroo and Orange??
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic... (Makes you think, doesn't it...?)
those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. (Typical)
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (it's not rocket science, people!!)
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Things we all wonder about
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
Why is their Braille on the drive up ATM machine??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear brighter before you hear them speak?
Why does an 'X' stand for kiss?
If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'
If a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?
"Cute as a button." Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? I mean DUH!
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
Why are Pringles curved?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Do they lie?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
If your scared to swim but love water, how does that make sense
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES
" If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."
- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE
- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead
- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.
- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office
- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!
- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda
- I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class
- I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds when using my wand
- Sirius Black: Escaped askaban...Evaded death eaters...Outwitted the ministry...Killed by drapery.
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Read All The Books?
What Do You Think Of JKR?
Group Of Characters?
Couples? What Do You Think?
Hermione/Fred OR George?
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Fred Or George?
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Have you Been to A Release Party?
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Books or Movies?
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Been To A Fansite? Website?
Been to JKR’s Site?
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
What was it?
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Did it/ Does it work?
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Do you read fanfiction?
If so, do you like it?
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Do you write fanfiction?
Do you like to write fanfiction?
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Have you re-read the books?
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Are You Going To Write One?
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Number your 12 fav characters from your fav fandom (In no order) and answer the questions!!
Fandom: Harry Potter
1. Barty Crouch Jr.
2. Harry Potter
3. Draco Malfoy
4. Fred Weasley
5. Belatrix Lestrange
6. Sirius Black
7. Tom Riddle
8. Hermione Granger
9. Luna Lovegood
10. Lucius Malfoy
11. Arthur Weasley
12. Remus Lupin
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?(Sirius/Arthur)
No...That would be wierd...but could be quite interesting to read to fdind out how it happened
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Well he is my favorite of the twins so...extremely so.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Remus/Hermione...Remus could go to jail for that
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
In two that really stick out. In one she was responsible for geting Harry on the right path.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Harry/Sirius? That would be like dating his father...gross
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Bellatrix/Lucius would be better
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I'm not sure. Why would tom walk in on Remus and Harry...unless Tom is actually in love with Harry and then he would probably kill Remus in a fit of jealousy...and then lose Harry forever
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?
I refuse incest is one thing I don't do.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Barty Crouch Jr./Hermione? I don't know about fluff but I have seen them as a couple
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
I Except You As You Are
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
I'm not sure but in any case it would probably go the other way around.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Nope but it would be interesting
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I don't want to know
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hermione? Freak Out
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Barty/Sirius/Remus...Someones probably not getting out of this one alive.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Lucius/Harry...I'll i can think of is pedophille
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Mr. Weasley was sad to see his children hearts broken but was glad Harry and Hermione found happiness.
20) How emo is Seven?
Very emo but that's probably cause of his sad and lonely childhood.