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Joined 04-03-08, id: 1542150, Profile Updated: 07-11-11
Author has written 2 stories for Kiesha'ra, and Bleach.

Hey!

My names Ashley. I'm 16 years old. I finally deleted my General Hospital story. It had been a complete and total failure. As soon as i started writing it i went back and watched old clips of Jax/Carly and then I couldn't write about their divorce so i finally got rid of it. Now for my other story Serpent Prisoner i have decided that I'm not going to delete it but it will be on hold for quite awhile still. I know it seems kind of weird that its been almost three years and i still wont delete it but i can't. I really like what I could do with this story but I'm working of focusing on the one im writing now.

I'm in the process of writing a Bleach fanfic which is really the first fic I've attempted to write in two years. I've only just decided that I was going to post it but not exactly sure when yet. I'm really excited about this one and it is definitely better than my first two attempt at stories. The updates will probably be slow though because I really want to do this story right and when I start getting later into the story I want it not to suffer like the last two have. So if you start reading that fic just be patient when updates are slow because it means im making sure it is good enough to be read.

Favorites

Favorite Tv Shows: House, Supernatural, Smallville, General Hospital, 4400, Clean House, Stargate Universe, Torchwood, Drop Dead Diva, Switched at Birth, Hell's Kitchen, and Modern Family

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Vampire Knight, Yu-Gi-Oh, Avatar the Last Air Bender, Beyblades, Bleach, Dragon Ball Z, Inuyasha, Paranoia Agent, and Fruits Basket

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Twilight, Jedi Apprentice, Lord of the Rings, Kiesha'ra, and Warriors

Favorite Movies: Balto, Breakfast Club, Fantastic Four, Hannibal, IT, Ice Age, Jump In, Lion King(1&2), Step Up 2 and 3, Stomp the Yard, and Pirates of the Caribbean(all four)

Favorite Cartoon: Xiolin Showdown, Teen Titans, Invader Zim, and the original Pokemon

Favorite Games: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X/X-2, Final Fantasy 7, Assassin's Creed, Halo, and Fable 2 and 3


Favorite Couples

General Hospital: Jerry/Alexis, Jax/Carly, Jax/ Elizabeth, Elizabeth/Jason, Lucky/Sam, Maxie/Spinelli, Lulu/Johnny,Elizabeth/Nicholas, Jerry/Elizabeth,

Xiolin Showdown: Raimundo/Kimiko, Omi/Chase

Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Harry/Luna, Harry/Hermione,Hermione/Draco, Remus/Tonks, Remus/Sirius, Sirius/Lily, Tom Riddle(or not an insane Voldemort)/Lily, Neville/Luna

Kiesha'ra:Danica/Zane, Oliza/Urban, Oliza/Nicias,

Naruto: Sasuke/Hinata, Naruto/Shikamaru, Naruto/Kiba, Kakashi/Iruka, Kurenai/Asuma, Temari/Shikamaru, Naruto/Gaara, Hinata/Kiba, Shino/Kiba, Naruto/Itachi, Tsunade/Jiraiya, Lee/Sakura, Neji/Tenten, Hinata/Naruto

Vampire Knight: Yuki/Zero

Pirates of the Caribbean: Elizabeth/Will, Jack/Will, Jack/Elizabeth

Avatar: Aang/Toph, Katara/Zuko, Sokka/Suki, Sokka/Yue, Mai/Zuko, Ty Lee/Aang, Ty Lee/Sokka, Azula/Jet, Azula/Aang

Kingdom Hearts:Sora/Namine, Roxas/Axel, Demyx/Roaxas, Axel/Sora, Riku/Kairi, Roxas/Namine, Leon/Cloud, Sora/Leon

Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey/Seto, Yugi/Tea, Serinty/Devlin

Final Fantasy X/X-2: Gippal/Yuna, Rikku/Baralai, Baralai/Yuna. Sometimes: Baralai/Gippal, Gippal/Rikku, Gippal/Paine

Twilight: Bella/Edward, Bella/Jasper, Bella/Jacob, Bella/Carlisle, Alice/Jasper, and Bella/Seth (Me and my friend, while ruining the lives of the Twilight characters, came up with this pairing. It ends up happening cause Jacob had imprinted on Alice, Edward killed Jasper, who at the time was Bella's lover, and then moved to Denali. Then Bella was all alone again and thats when she really saw Seth. He imprinted on her and they lived together happily ever after. Well at least for now.), Bella/Sam


Least Favorite Couples

Harry Potter: Harry/Ron, Draco/Ginny(gags and falls over dead) Harry/Snape, Fred/George, Snape/Sirius, Harry/Ginny (seriously of all the pairings in the world, that one bugs me the most), Hermione/Ron(except maybe this one)

Yu-Gi-Oh: Seto/Mokuba, Yugi/Yami, Yami/Seto, Yugi/Seto

Naruto: Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Sakura, Sasuke/Itachi, Lee/Neji, Choji/Shikamaru

Xiaolin Showdown: Chase/Jack(everytime I see it, I just want to break something or gouge out my eyeballs)


Favorite Characters

Xiaolin Showdown: Omi, Chase, Kimiko, Dojo, Raimundo, and Grand Master Daishi

Teen Titans: Robin, Raven, Beastboy, Starfire, Slade, and Tera.

Original Pokemon: All pokemon, Ash, Misty, Ash's mom, and Gary.

Invader Zim: Gerr, Zim, and Dib

Naruto: Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Ino, Neji, Gaara, Temari, Hinata, Lee, Kakashi, Anko, Iruka, Asuma, Itachi, Tsunade, Jariaya, Gai, and older Sakura.

Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey, Seto, Mokuba, Yugi, Sereinty, Devlin, Mai, and Marik

Beyblades: Kai, Rae, Tyson, Max, Daichi, Tala, and Kenny

Avatar the Last Air Bender: Zuko, Azula, Katara, Sokka, Aang, Jet, Suki, Tylee, Mai, and Toph

Dragonball Z: Kid and Teen Gohan, Piccolo, Kid Trunks, Kid Goten, Vegeta, Bulma, Furture Trunks, Androin 18, and Videl

Harry Potter: Barty Crouch Jr.,Bellatrix Lestrange, Sirius Black, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Fred and George, Tom Riddle/Voldemort, Remus Lupin, Professor McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Bill Weasly, and Arthur Weasley


Copy and Paste Things

~If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever started laughing at something that is remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

~If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

~If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

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~If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

~Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

~If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

~If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

~If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

~If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

~If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

~If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.

~If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

~98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

~If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

~If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

~92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

~If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile.

-If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile

If people mistake you for a vampire (coughcoughIamonecoughcough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think Fred should just let Barney have the dumb Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you think that people who hate/don't get Twilight are losers, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

Count the Fs in the statement below!

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)

There are actually 6!

To get 3 Fs is average, 4 is quite rare.

incredible huh? anyone who get's 6 Fs on the first try is a genius.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter,moonifrui, Isabellamariecullen3214, distress-signal, TheDarkShadowedLight

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy onto profile.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you,MartaSwan, TheEmoSideOfMe, Al Luver, distress-signal, TheDarkShadowedLight,

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

~I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are cursed so that your favourite character in a TV show/movie/book either dies or turns evil or leaves, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!

Smile... it confuses people.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile

If you have ever tried to act out a movie scene with yu friends and gotten weird stares, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends groan whenever you talk about your current obsession (HarryPotter and a boy for me) copy and paste this into your profile with your obsession!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

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This is the ultimate test! Grab a piece of paper and get started!
Don't cheat and when you're done, be sure to post this on your profile!

1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?

2.) There is a one-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone, the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?

3.) There are three pine trees. If the wind is blowing them north then what way are the leaves blowing?

4.) How many words make up Webster's Dictionary?

5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?

6.) What do you put in a toaster?

7.) What do cows drink?

8.) If Singular wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?

9.) You have two coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?

10.) There are three words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the third word

Answers:

1.) Orphans don't have parents.

2.) It is a one-story-house. There are no stairs.

3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.

4.) Two words: 1. Webster's 2. Dictionary

5.) Widows don't have husbands.

6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.

7.) They drink water. Not milk.

8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they care how long you talked on your home phone?

9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has to be.

10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the third word, I was stating a fact as in the word what is the third word.

What High School Musical has Taught us as a Country

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5.Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink!Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14.The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16.Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17.If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the heck?' .

can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23.'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'back stabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27 .Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28.Iced tea from England is blue.

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. (gag me)

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.

32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down

33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.

IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

37. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.

39. Even though Chad danced in 'Get your head in the game', 'Status Quo' and 'What time is it', he apparently does not dance, according to the song 'I don't dance'.

40. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

41. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

42. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely & nbsp;

43.Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go

The good writers touch life often...
The bad ones rape her and leave her to the flies."

"Not the brightest crayon in the shed."

"Aww I just lost the game."

"If all my freinds were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I would be at the bottom to catch them."

"3 things people need. love. If they can't have that give them hope. If they can't have that give them something to do."

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you were to smart to notice this whilst copying and pasteing. dont copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,

If you almost cryed while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears

(Short story)

Ah, tha's better

Now to get something to eat!

What do I feel like?

(Opens the fridge)

Ah! Just what I need!

(Grabs the food)

(Opens mouth)

Aaaahhhh...

(BEEP BEEP BEEP)

WHAT THE FUC-!!

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

If you're against bombs being hidden by terrorists and want it to stop, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy the hell out of somebody copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation then copy this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?
xIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 8(Which is really sad because I'm a girl.)

You know your obsessed with the Twilight Saga when...

you spend countless hours on fanfiction

you downloaded "Bella s Lullaby"

You fantasize about countless ways the plot of the book could have changed

you have dreams about reading fan fiction

and you plan on using the names of the characters of the book in other situations.

If you have ever started laughing evily to yourself, loudly, when no one else was in the room, and there was nothing evil you thought and/or did to start laughing evily to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7.Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21.Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have a ’s’ in it?

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINENTLY put at least those ones on your profile.

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

If you’ve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen or one Jasper Whitlock... ), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews Two reviews, TWO?! Oh my God! I've just become the next J.K. Rowling! paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, My eyes are NOT square! copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37 XxWannaBetxX

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, WHOOHOO! Go us weirdos who love to read and write! Yeah! copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both Hell yeah!...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile


Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

If your copy of Harry Potter has all sorts of crap on it from the all places you have taken it (i.e. dinner, bathroom), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have read all the copy and paste thingies up to here, copy and past this in your profile.

Funny Test:

Start:

Read each sentence in sequence. Please don't skip any steps or the mathematics will be thrown off.

Take the following test mentally. Don't write down answers and don't shout them out.

1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or 9, or any number in-between.

2. Take your number and multiply it by 9.

3. That should give you a 2 digit number. Take these 2 digits and add them together.

4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.

5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters. A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4 and so on.

6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.

7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an animal that starts with this letter.

8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a colour that starts with this letter.

9. Oh, and one more thing . . . . .

There aren't any orange kangaroos in Denmark!

It's weird, Isn't it?? Or was it jusy me that got Denmark, Kangaroo and Orange??

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic... (Makes you think, doesn't it...?)

those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. (Typical)

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (it's not rocket science, people!!)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

()()
(0.0)
( _ )

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Things we all wonder about

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why is their Braille on the drive up ATM machine??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear brighter before you hear them speak?

Why does an 'X' stand for kiss?

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

If a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

"Cute as a button." Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? I mean DUH!

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

Why are Pringles curved?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Do they lie?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

If your scared to swim but love water, how does that make sense

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES

" If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE

- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

- I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds when using my wand

- Sirius Black: Escaped askaban...Evaded death eaters...Outwitted the ministry...Killed by drapery.

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
I live and breath it. Its one of my favorite things ever.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Naturally

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
maybe

What’s Hermione’s?
Nope not that one

What’s Ron’s?
Billius i think

What’s Harry’s?
That's easy James

What’s Ginny’s?
Honestly I could care less

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Of course

Read All The Books?
Multiple times

What Do You Think Of JKR?
I love the fact that she wrote harry potter, its so much fun to read.

Favorites

Weasley?
Fred and George or Arthur

Character, Overall?
Ooh That's hard...I would have to say Barty Crouch Jr or Sirius Black

Female Character?
Hermione or Luna

Male Charcter?
Draco or Barty Crouch Jr.

Group Of Characters?
The Maruaders excludding Peter

Adult?
Sirius

Professor?
Snape

Ship?
Draco/Harry

Spell?
Hmm...Cruciatus

Sweet?
Chocolate Frogs

Place?
Hogwarts Slytherine Common room

Weasley Twin?
Fred

Product?
Anything of Fred and Georges

Shop? WWW's

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Ginny, Ron, and Percy

Character, Overall?
Dumbledore

Female?
Haha think i already answered that but...second would be Molly

Male?
Besides whats benn mentioned...Barty Crouch Sr

Adult?
Peter aka Wormtail

Student?
Ron Weasley

Spell?
Dont think i have one they're all mostly useful or funny

Book?
Either the first cause it was so boring at first or seventh cause so many people died

Ship?
Ginny/Harry I hate this pairing more than anything else (excluding anything incest)

Sweet?
Cockraoch clusters

Death Eater?
Crabbe and Goyles's parents cause they never do anything useful

Shop?
idk

Place?
Privet Drive 4

Professor?
Binn's

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
I hate Ron so I really hate this pairing. He's too much of a back stabbing git.

Harry/Hermione?
I could live with it but I don't really feel it

Harry/Ginny?
HATE IT!

Harry/Luna?
I like this one I can really see them together. And honestly anyone would be better than Ginny

Harry/Pansy?
Maybe dependin on the story

Ron/Lavander?
Sure

Ron/Luna?
Nope she is way too good for him

Ron/Pansy?
She wouldnt

Ron/Fleur?
Nope could never ever happen.

Hermione/Krum?
I like it and it could workk and she would be happy

Hermione/Draco?
Eh...maybe it could work depending

Hermione/Fred OR George?
Nah I cant really see them with anyone really. No ones good enough lol

James/Lily?
Well yeah harry wouldn't exist without them so yeah

Lily/Snape?
no honestly I just can't see them being together

Lily/Sirius?
Sure cause I think it would be cool for Harry to be his son

Lily/Lupin?
Nah I like Lupin with Tonks

Tonks/Lupin?
It already happened and there's nothing annoying about it so it can stay

Draco/Pansy?
Grrr...he belongs with Harry But regardless I just dont see it

Fred/Angelina?
Why not

Bill/Fleur?
I like it I think it cute!

Harry/Cho?
It might have worked if she hadn't dated Cedric first

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Harry

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione

Neville or Seamus?
Neville

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape

Fred Or George?
Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hernione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Hermione/Krum

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
ButterBeer

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
WWW

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Daily Propeht

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Rita Skeeter

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?
Yep!

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Yep! When Dumbledore died. This was before I greatly disliked him.

A Movie?
I might have but I don't think so.

Books or Movies?
Books

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
The series yes but not just Harry

Been To A Fansite? Website?
A few

Been to JKR’s Site?
Nope!

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
No

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Yes

What was it?
That my Hogwarts letter was late for some reason and that I would get it next summer before sixth grade

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Nope! I have debates with my friends all the time.

Did it/ Does it work?
...

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
No...but sounds fun

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
No and I'm going to pretend that's not the case

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Yep! Was sad when i realized it was true

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Yes I did I thought it was pretty cool

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Nope!

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
No but that might be because I hate Ginny

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Nope cause I'm not really seeing a resemblance

Do you know what fanfiction is?
Uh...I hope so if not what am I doing on this site

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
...

Do you read fanfiction?
No I just stare at the words

If so, do you like it?
Yep couldn't live without it

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Yep!

What site?
This one

Do you write fanfiction?
Write yes! Finish...has yet to be determined

Do you like to write fanfiction?
If i'm inspired which is bad for a mind that switches gears and obsessions a lot

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Yep!

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Kinda

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Used too

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
:( no but i want one

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
They have the same obsession so yep!

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
Yes

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Yep

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Yes its so much fun and its cool to hear what others think as well

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
If it was real most diffinately

Have you re-read the books?
Most of them

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
nope

Have You Had An RP Party?
nope

Do You Want To?
depends

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Yep

Have You Ever Wrote One?
no

Do You Want To?
no

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
no

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
no

Are You Going To Write One?
no
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Eh wouldnt if my cat would get off my keyboard

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
nope this was fun

Number your 12 fav characters from your fav fandom (In no order) and answer the questions!!

Fandom: Harry Potter

1. Barty Crouch Jr.

2. Harry Potter

3. Draco Malfoy

4. Fred Weasley

5. Belatrix Lestrange

6. Sirius Black

7. Tom Riddle

8. Hermione Granger

9. Luna Lovegood

10. Lucius Malfoy

11. Arthur Weasley

12. Remus Lupin

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?(Sirius/Arthur)

No...That would be wierd...but could be quite interesting to read to fdind out how it happened

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well he is my favorite of the twins so...extremely so.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Remus/Hermione...Remus could go to jail for that

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

In two that really stick out. In one she was responsible for geting Harry on the right path.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Harry/Sirius? That would be like dating his father...gross

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Bellatrix/Lucius would be better

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I'm not sure. Why would tom walk in on Remus and Harry...unless Tom is actually in love with Harry and then he would probably kill Remus in a fit of jealousy...and then lose Harry forever

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

I refuse incest is one thing I don't do.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Barty Crouch Jr./Hermione? I don't know about fluff but I have seen them as a couple

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I Except You As You Are

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I'm not sure but in any case it would probably go the other way around.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Nope but it would be interesting

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't want to know

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hermione? Freak Out

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Barty/Sirius/Remus...Someones probably not getting out of this one alive.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Lucius/Harry...I'll i can think of is pedophille

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Mr. Weasley was sad to see his children hearts broken but was glad Harry and Hermione found happiness.

20) How emo is Seven?

Very emo but that's probably cause of his sad and lonely childhood.

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HP fic 'Deeper' AR by Deathcomes4u reviews
Angst and violence. Explores the darker road in which Umbridge doesn't hold back. Page breaks may not appear, plz excuse if its confusing in parts. Hugely long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,374 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Dolores U.
The Trouble With Vegge by Vetygas Rath reviews
When Trunks interferes with his father's past, he sets in motion a cascade of events. Now, there is no turning back… [In Progress]
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Red and White by Yemi Hikari reviews
When a girl gives obligatory chocolate on Valentines, the guy then does something for her on White Day. When Karin gives Toshiro such a thing, he has to think up something he normally wouldn't have to, not to mention the meaning behind all of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,232 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya] Rukia K., Nanao I.
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
(removed)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Broken Spirit by SivanShemesh reviews
Princeling Legolas disobeys his father. The punishment leads to an incident no one expected. Would the Peredhil saved the day? Nominated for MPA 2007. Nominated for MEFA 2009
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,039 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,719 - Reviews: 4015 - Favs: 11,882 - Follows: 12,982 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Fox and the Wolf by TT Snim reviews
Non Yaoi. Kakshi realizes that Naruto isn't as invulnerable as every one thinks, and now he may be the only one who can save the blond. But when Iruka discovers a dark secret about Kakashi will the paper working teacher do more harm than good? And what exactly does Garra's death have to do with all of this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 321,996 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Missing by Teary Maystar reviews
He's trapped, no way out. What can Timmy do to escape? Surely not go along with the situation. But what other choice does he have? Either way things look grim as he begins to lose him self to her discipline. Content will become even more adult later on.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,934 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Timmy, Vicki
Torture by cutetoad reviews
NEW AND IMPROVED kinda : ...On his way to Chichu Village in Wave Country, Kakashi is ambushed and kidnapped. An impromptu team is of four is made and is sent out to rescue him. Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,354 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Asuma S.
Gentle Warrior by Teage Dunsten reviews
Kakarot a lowclass Sayian who doesn't like to fight catches the interest of the Prince, he's forced to train with him for years, developing a strange relationship which progresses in even stranger ways. When Frieza decides to destroy the planet Kakarot and the Prince eascape to Earth where they must stay hidden and train to avenge their race and kill Frieza. AU
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,365 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Alternation Nation by Chiyoku Shibata reviews
AU Slytherin!Dark!Harry. Harry befriends Draco in the hallway before the sorting. Kinda PlotAsIGoAlong...check it out and follow Harry as he discovers magic through the eyes of a Slytherin. Bad!Dumbles Good!Malfoys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,422 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Visage of War by The Skye Skye reviews
Oh John, part of you has always loved the feeling of killing a man. The only reason you feel for Holmes is because he's held you captive for so long. Come fall into my dark world again John, and this time do it for real. Sequel to Persistence of Memory.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W.
Both Sides Now by Q.E.D. 221B reviews
Mycroft and Sherlock didn't meet until Sherlock was 7, Mycroft lived with his abusive father. Sherlock doesn't learn of the abuse until years later.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,598 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Lights Will Guide You Home by alyssap22 reviews
What would happen if Jake's hit and run had turned out differently?
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,948 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Jason M., Elizabeth W.
The Persistence of Memory by The Skye Skye reviews
Killing John Watson would be easy, but taking him from Sherlock would be so much more fun. Rated M for Character death, amnesia, and adult situations.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Lost and Found by AldabaranFox reviews
As an initiate, little Kenobi ends up in a world of danger in the lower levels of Coruscant. Years later when Obi-Wan is in grave trouble again- can the same Jedi Master throw him the lifeline he so desperately needs? 1st story in "Ways of the Force"
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,879 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Riley's Awesome Blog by Jaeh reviews
Insight into Riley's everyday-isms. Enjoy! Rated T for safety and freedom. COMPLETE.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,382 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
It's Not Your Fault by boycrazy30008 reviews
Harry's Parents didn't die until he was six. he watched his mom die and saw his dads mangled body. Harry becomes extremely clingy to Sirius. How will witnessing such a tragic event scar Harry. Gross Images described. Sequel coming soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Vulnerablility by Dani-san reviews
When he's rescued from Akatsuki's clutches, Naruto knows he can deal with Itachi's rape. But Itachi's left him with more than some physical and emotional scars. Sequel To: Vulnerable
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Breaking Forwards by lastcrazyhorn reviews
HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He's been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,869 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stage One Chuunin by Demeterr reviews
A look into what might happen if both ninjutsu and high school existed. The obvious result... Abnormality. Chaos. Madness. [OneShot] [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
Please Love Me by BeautifulllDisaster09 reviews
Three year old Harry gets rescued by Sirius and is raised by him instead of the Dursleys. Child abuse on the Dursleys' part. HPGW in later chapters. HPSB BONDING! Child fic in beginning!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,370 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story by WishingOnMyStar reviews
For all those who've ever wondered, this is Carlisle Cullen's story from vampire birth through the events of Breaking Dawn. All characters and most ideas are property of Stephenie Meyer. PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS! That's the only way I get any better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 119,862 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4506 - Favs: 5,273 - Follows: 4,806 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Transitions Between Good and Evil by Persistence reviews
Ichigo attended the Shinigami Academy along with Renji and Rukia, and after was placed in Squad 5 with captain Aizen. How will being close to the soon be traitor affect his judgment or will it?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen
ab igne ignem capere by sangi reviews
In another world, Azula was born first. In another world, Azula wasn't the favorite. [Permanently incomplete.]
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April is Yellow by Eldr-Fire reviews
Kakashi off-handedly threatens one of Gai's cherished beliefs. The game is color association, and the word is challenge. - Rated T for mild language and mild suggestive themes. NonBL.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
SE2: No Shooting In The House by KamalaC reviews
Ian is living with Charlie, making him coffee, and keeping his guns locked up. That can't be right. Something must be done about this! Ian's losing his touch, and will do anything to get it back. But what price will Charlie have to pay?
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Charlie E., Ian E. - Complete
Midnight Sun by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 6,319 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Baseball Don and BabyDoll by KamalaC reviews
What if 'Charlie' was a diminutive of 'Charlotte', not 'Charles? Don has to deal with his younger sister being a genius - and trying to keep the other male agents from hitting on her while she consults for him, without much luck.
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,597 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
The Truth Behind Ursa by Glitch32 reviews
Now that the war is over, Zuko has time to search for answers behind what really happened to his mother. On his search he finds answers and details about everything that happened behind Ursa's banishment, Iroh's revoked birthright, and Azulon's death.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Ursa, Zuko
Broken by WendyAnn reviews
How does someone survive a trauma that changes everything? How does she find the will to live? Edward was too late to save Bella in Port Angeles. Can she save herself? Rated M dealing with the aftermath of rape. Indie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,039 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Broken Love by Justice of the People reviews
Obi-Wan and Xanatos fled the failing Abductor together, leaving a very angry Sith Lord without his share of the deal. Xanatos/Obi-Wan, SLASH. Non-graphic.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,543 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008
It's All Relative by Owl344 reviews
Orochimaru is winning, and Konoha and almost all of its citizens are dead. It's up to Naruto and Co. to go back in time into their genin bodies and save the world. Unfortunately, no one told Kakashi this. And he wants, badly, to know what's going on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kakashi H.
Let's Play a Game of Chess by Chiirei.Fukonou reviews
A murderer is on the move. Things are getting out of hand and Toushiro and Momo are in a bind... Twists and unexpected Visitors and a mis-matched drunk collage party! Rated M for reason explained later!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,257 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
The Allure of the Darkness by TheMaraudersLiveOn reviews
Adopted from Slytherin's Assassin. Harry realizes that the 'Dark' side of the war has wronged him the least number of times and kills his relatives. Dark!Evil!Powerful!Harry HarryxBellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Four Going on Forty by quack675 reviews
Chase was a precocious little tyke, wasn't he?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,747 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - R. Chase
Closed Break by save changes to normal reviews
A belated Thanksgiving story. The story of how Ben and Riley first met, which happens to be earlier than many may think. AUish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,836 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Riley P., Ben G.
Harry Potter and the Walking Shadow by Koinaka reviews
When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P.
Into the Darkness by x0xlaurenx0x reviews
AU. Harry is reintroduced to the Wizarding World at the young age of three, however it is not the light side that help him first. dark!harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,738 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., OC
Past Remembered by daisyduke80 reviews
He thought it would never come back. He thought he was free. He was wrong. Now he must save himself and his friends from his past. R&R please.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Ben G., Riley P.
The Great Camelot Gender Switch by once and future appleheart reviews
A wish made by Morgana turns Camelot upside down. And with two royal visitors about to arrive! How's Arthur going to cope with being a princess? And Merlin a maidservant? They're not the only ones, either - it's the whole castle who has been switched.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4467 - Favs: 7,476 - Follows: 7,490 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mean by Solo Ensemble reviews
A future fic looking at what would happen if Jason made good on his promise to stay away from Elizabeth and the boys. Lots of new characters are introduced, and the main character is Jake Webber/Jake Morgan.
General Hospital - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 377,840 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Jason M., Elizabeth W.
A Light in the Darkness by SweetT129 reviews
The battle with Victoria and the newborns takes a tragic turn and five lives are lost. This is the story of how Bella and the other survivors learn how to live and love again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,757 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jump in Time by Viridis Lupus reviews
After discovering a mysterious crystal cave, Merlin and Arthur find themselves catapulted forward into the future. There, they encounter the foreign culture of modern day life and have to work out how to survive.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,714 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
The Choices We Make by EarlyLearningCentre reviews
You choose the path you take Harry, no matter what your past or your present is, no matter who your parents or your people were. You choose your path. And you chose the wrong one."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Book of Joseph Wheeler by Artic Dragon reviews
After spending hours staring at the stupid thing, Tristan Taylor made up his mind.That damned parcel he had found on his doorstep a week ago WAS going to be opened today.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Meaning It by Itzika reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry begins a study of ancient magics that takes him to the edge of sanity--and humanity. When he's pulled back at the last minute by some of the most unlikely people imaginable, he's a different person. Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,824 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Antithesis by Wind Whisperer reviews
AU Dark!Harry - Harry has a twin brother, Eric, the hailed child of the prophecy. When they go to Hogwarts, their world both polarizes and becomes more mixed up than ever before. In such a society, it's easy to stray from the "right" path... Now in Year 2
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,187 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Harry P.
that was then this is now! by xxpatixx reviews
everyones at cross acamay and Yuki now must face the headmaster. how will it turn out will it be a hart warming get together or will it be an ugly event that she wish never happen. why the hell is yuki hugging ichijo grandpa? know bad summery plaes read
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,534 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
Just one day by Loopstagirl reviews
A bored Arthur decides to be a servant for a day and discovers a few truths about what is really going on.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Arthur - Complete
Fleet of Foot by enjambament reviews
These days, Arthur is as grey as the sky and she wants to cry for Merlin’s absence because Arthur won’t, but they are playing a waiting game and soon enough the King will be made of light again. Slash, M/A
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
What Shall We Die For? by ThePlotThinnens reviews
- King Uther Pendragon, the tyrannical ruler of Albion, discovers the expressly forbidden magic behind Arthur’s recovery, and knows exactly who should surrender their life for his son... -- CHAPTER SIX --
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008
Web of Fear by Loopstagirl reviews
When an evil sorcerer returns for revenge on Merlin, will Arthur be able to save him or is he walking into a trap? Who will rescue the rescuer?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,417 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Daughter of Time by wednesday-mc reviews
Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,054 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Legolas
Unexpected Force by eds1addiction reviews
In my story, the unthinkable happens. Seth imprints on Bella, while she is still technically with Edward,causing major upset and upheaval,plus intense romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,382 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Seth
Dark Ascension by S. Avery reviews
Harry meets Draco Malfoy outside platform nine and three-quarters instead of Ron Weasley. What happens next? Strange how a few minutes can change everything. Now properly edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Harry P.
A New Reality by sundoll reviews
HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY ANGELAUTHOR14! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,640 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Malfoy Child: Changes by elizalou reviews
Influenced by the manipulations of Lucius Malfoy, Minister Fudge allows the wardofstate Harry Potter to be adopted by the Malfoys at the time of his parents' deaths. The first installment in a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Luckiest by SEEKER-2000 reviews
Maxie Jones and Damien Spinelli just didn't want to be alone that night. Both were unlucky in love. When things get complicated, will their fortunes change? Spinmax / Spixie COMPLETE
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 139,713 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - D. Spinelli, Maxie J. - Complete
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hardest Part Is Falling by WhispersoftheWhiteWolf reviews
Baralai goes missing and everyone thinks he's a traitor. Can Paine figure out what really happened to him before it's too late?
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Paine, Baralai
Acerbus by Hispyda reviews
Harry becomes a death eater in his sixth year- A DARK HARRY STORY- *Formally Dark Potter* -ON HOLD-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Believer's Circle by Mjrn reviews
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are sent out on a mission to investigate a cult and a strange string of murders. When they arrive they uncover clues that point to an unlikely source-Xanatos. Obi-Wan, in disguise, finds himself getting closer to the enemy. Xan x Obi. Discontinued
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,958 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Shatterpoint by TheRandomScribbler reviews
Legolas is captured and tortured by a man he believes is Aragorn. Little does he realize this is only the hatching of a wicked plot devised by a man who would do anything to see not the Prince of Mirkwood but the Heir of Isildur utterly destroyed.Epilogue
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,193 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Treacherous by Aranel Lissesul reviews
Summery: When Legolas suspects an adviser of attempting to poison the king, the adviser gets revenge, and quickly. By the convincing of the adviser, Thranduil is soon convinced that his son is a ‘problem child’ and should be kept quiet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Legolas
Speechless by dead pleasure reviews
Mike rapes Bella and he pours something down her throat and now she cant talk. how will she tell Edward what Mike did? will she ever be able to talk again? read and find out, review and tell me if its good or if it sucks i want to know the truth.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007
The Overlooked Genius by Vincentre reviews
It only took seven days to revolutionize Itachi’s view on everything. For Sasuke, it took less time but a larger expense. Takes place around the events that led to the eminent Uchiha Clan massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Breaking the Fourth Wall by Angelic Prophecy reviews
You can find some weird things if you Google your name....
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Ahtmacc Sasuenc 'Of an Al Bhed' by Edwards-Ebed reviews
Baralai/Gippal - Gippal's an Al Bhed, the scum of Spira. Baralai's the praetor of Yevon's son - a Yevonite, who so despises the Al Bhed. After everything Gippal's been put through with the followers of Yevon, how did anyone see this coming?
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Baralai, Gippal
The Weight of Silver by Star in Ruin reviews
It is Yule Tide in Mirkwood and the forces in Dol Guldor grow restless. The Nazgul decide to have some fun, and after the ensuing battle Thranduil is forced to make a choice between his sons and his people.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Legolas
Bleeding Love by lil miss meiling reviews
Riley has spent their entire relationship waiting for Ben to remember what is important, him or the job. It is slowly tearing him apart and he's starting to wonder just how much longer he can last.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Memories by LoremIpsum reviews
Riley deals with a trauma from his past with the help of his friends.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,853 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
The Worst Kind of Weapon by SEEKER-2000 reviews
What happens when everyone's favorite hacker becomes a key player in the latest mob war? Can he handle the pressure when he his loyalty is torn in all directions? FINALLY COMPLETE! Focused on the characters of Spinelli, Kate, Trevor, Jason, & Sonny
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,285 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - D. Spinelli - Complete
Father's Day Memories by Rose DiVerona reviews
Oneshot. It's Father's Day, and Riley relates the unpleasant story of his childhood and his abusive father to his best friend.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
What Only Time May Heal by Girlie G reviews
Legolas has spent two weeks as a captive. He is tortured daily both mentally and physically. What's Worse: Aragorn won't be coming for him...Read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn
Sometimes It's Everything by soulache reviews
When her world is falling down, Maxie finds out maybe she's not so alone afterall. Spinelli/Maxie. Review, and let me know if you want more chapters
General Hospital - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,377 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
The Perfect Christmas by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
In which Ben tries to make up for all the Christmases Riley didn’t get as child. Semisequel to Magic of the Season. BenRiley brotherly fluff with a side of BenAbby. Chapter 18 of 25: Christmas Music.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,216 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Shattered Love by Justice of the People reviews
A new slave ring called Cad'ara has kidnapped the Naboo King's daughter, leaving ObiWan, Bant, and Siri responsible for saving her. But a man from ObiWan's past reenters his life, threatening everything. Sequel to Tainted Love. XanatosObiWan
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,718 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
The Quality of Darkness by asteroidbuckle reviews
Drake fights against the demons inside his head. Caution: VERY DARK, so read at your own discretion. Rating is between T and M. COMPLETE!
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,411 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Untill My Return by Imae reviews
Placed in the safety of a village, Rin grows up missing her Lord. Even with her undying love and loyalty, she can't help but feel the sad ache in her heart, the doubt that eats at her soul. To live with out your love, only that is torture.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Caro by Pargoletta reviews
Two boys, each guarding a secret, must face the challenge of growing up and becoming men. BenvolioMercutio, AU. Warnings: Child abuse, other issues.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,029 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
The Eyepatch Stories by Ikonopeiston reviews
This is a collaboration between The RyRy and me. Even spiders get caught in their webs sometimes. Heh! In Chapter Four, the plot thickens like overcooked oatmeal.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Gippal, Nooj
Text Twist by Jaeh reviews
One snowy winter day, Riley, Ben, and Abby decided to play a game on the computer... Let's see what happens. Rated for one colorful german word.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Secret in Blood by xoLovelyEyesox reviews
A new girl from America transfers into Cross Acedemy and Yuki has to show her around the school. What she doesn't know is this girl isn't going to this school just to learn. Yuki finds out this girl was here for an entirely different reason.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007
Trump Card of Konoha by StCC reviews
Put a summary into 255 characters? Okay, a better one's inside... Naruto's been taken out of the academy exams and locked up for a reason he knows not. This is what would happen if instead of reverting back to the Third, they moved on to a Fifth. Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,561 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
This is Awkward by Jaeh reviews
Catch Riley doing one of his weirdest hobbies yet! And what if Ben catches him... no slash, one shot. First NT fic, don't shoot me! rated T for safety.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
The Trouble with Deadlines by LaylaBinx reviews
Riley has made himself sick trying to meet a deadline and Ben isn't very happy about it. BenRiley slashy sorta Can be if you want it to be :D Fluff!
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Trust Betrayed by HollywoodGirl745 reviews
One night can change it all. One night can leave you broken, ashamed, dirty, and betrayed. That one night has come to Drake Parker. warnings: rape.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007
Unsung Hero by curupira reviews
The urge to be recognized among his peers had always been great, but when he honestly deserved to be known, but was still ignored, it became too much.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,327 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
Hesitation by BandGeek58407 reviews
AU, BoS Riley refuses to let Ben die for the group and switches places with Mitch, only to then tell Ben to leave him behind and save himself. But Ben won't give in that easily. Oneshot Slash BenRiley
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
B'disth by goldencompass reviews
An undercover mission leads to some unexpected emotional fallout for Quigon and young Obiwan. Not abandoned. This will be completed...eventually.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,292 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2006
Scattered Petals Fall by Fionasaurus reviews
Bella and Edward's love is so intense, and people become jealous easily. What happens when Bella is home alone, and Edward's human rival, wants what he wants? And Bella's left with something she never thought she'd have. Contains: Rape
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,128 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Loyal by LoremIpsum reviews
Something I wrote after seeing Book of Secrets in response to Riley being so looked over by everyone. Oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Underlying Love by Ember1313 reviews
This take place around the time of Jake's kidnapping. It's not the focus of the story though. Let's just say Lucky's been keeping a few secrets of his own from Elizabeth. Liason of course! R&R!
General Hospital - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Elizabeth W., Jason M. - Complete
The Time Apart by rena.xoxo reviews
First fic. They just left him there...just...well...left...Naruto didn't get it, he could kill criminals, assasins, but he couldn't convince his friends to come back, even if they promised they would... SS, NH,SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2007
Dare You to Move by Helena of Trebond reviews
QuiGon has unitentionally led ObiWan to believe that he's unwanted. But will QuiGon be able to show him that he has something to live for, before it's too late? COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Homecoming by save changes to normal reviews
After the unexpected death of a family member, Riley finds himself with no choice but to face a past he's been struggling to leave behind. Now complete.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,015 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
The Ballad of Brotherhood by pignapoke reviews
Tortured!Limp!Sam, Protective!Dean. Sam must face the aftermath of being tortured. Chapter 10 is redone!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,214 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
What Brothers Are For by xMidnight Muse reviews
When an very unwelcome guest is to return for a visit, Megan must face the past with the help of her older brother. T rating is simply for suggested abuse and future chapters...maybe.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2007
Vulnerable by Dani-san reviews
When Naruto's captured by the Akatsuki, he's vulnerable. And Itachi decides to prey off that vulnerability. Oneshot, lemon, ItaNaru, rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sinful Obsession by Ember1313 reviews
This is a rewrite of Jake's kidnapping. This Fic starts with the June 12th show and Amelia revealing to Jason the truth about Sam's past.
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,184 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Elizabeth W., Jason M. - Complete
The True Prodigy by Vincentre reviews
Itachi, the one who singlehandedly slaughtered his clan, contemplates his actions in the past. Does he regret them, or believe it was the only way for justification? His thoughts on Sasuke then and now. [Brotherly fiction on Sasuke and Itachi.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Wolf's Cry by MCross reviews
Following Aragorn's fall from the cliff at the gap of Rohan as they journey to Helm's Deep, Legolas struggles to come to terms with the apparent death of his friend and how it affects him and all those around him
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 139,382 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Legolas, Gimli
Harry PotterBlack and The New Beginning by scribbilus reviews
What if Harry had not been taken in by the Dursleys? What if Lucius Malfoy had used his wealth and influence to get him adopted by bellatrix black, and raised As a proper wizard should be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Growing Up Malfoy by kira66 reviews
A twist of fate brings a six year old Harry into the company of the Malfoy's and Voldemort. Will the boy survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 123,500 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Through a Cobra's Eyes by PeteStump reviews
[Hawksong] A retelling of Hawksong through Zane's PoV. And I think that about covers it. Very important authors note up. Please read. [No, I am not ending this story.]
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,892 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 5/25/2006
Hunt Not So Simple by Haline reviews
Legolas arrives in Imladris, and goes hunting with Estel and the twins. All four learn that there are things much worse than Orcs...and treachery is found anywhere. And why is Legolas so thin?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
Isengard's Captives by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
SHOCK: UPDATE! What if Gandalf wasn't the only one held prisioner on the Tower of Isengard? What if the prince of Mirkwood was captured before him? Rating is for gratuitous elftorture. Also features the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,303 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Impossible by Truenos reviews
Repost: NO HBP After an accident in potions class Hogwarts will have to face the secrets Harry has kept Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,423 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Evil Inside by MCross reviews
On a visit to Imladriss legolas begins to feel sick. He hides this from his friends until matters take their own course. Why is he blacking out and why is his behaviour changing so rapidly? Can his friend's find out and help him before it is too late?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,282 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 786,063 - Reviews: 4523 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Freedom And Not Peace by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,864 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Betrayal on High by coldfiredragon reviews
Harry finds out that he isn't who he thinks he is and this realization will change the fate of his world. DARK Harry, EVIL Dumbledore. Some Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,719 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 4138 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shades of Black by Kage Mirai reviews
One act can change everything. One secret kept hidden can be devestating. Please R&R. Slytherin!Harry Dark!Harry M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,385 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 3,550 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bargaining Chip by Craic agus Ceol reviews
Ben Gates said, "The Declaration of Independence is not a bargaining chip." Maybe so, but the rules change when your best friend's life is at stake.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,736 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 6,770 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts: the Slytherin Way by Sugar Junky Freakazoid reviews
The day Harry Potter was placed in Slytherin was a shocking day for the world, but it was only the start. Armed with nothing but his wand, Harry begins an adventure at Hogwarts that will change his life and personality forever in a way that none will real
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,567 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P.
Risk of Yesterday by Caunoiech reviews
When Aragorn travels with Legolas to his home, secrets are unearthed that Legolas would rather keep secrets. But when Legolas lands in trouble, will all be revealed? Time will tell! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,588 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Somewhere to call home by Screamingsorrow reviews
Harry is suffering yet another abusive summer...slash, rape, abuse...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/10/2005
Silent Shattering by Cascadia reviews
Obi-Wan is totally devastated after a horrific attack. When will he tell Qui-Gon of the assault? REPOST [complete]
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,924 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Events of Misfortune by Allocin reviews
When the Dursleys are lost to a terrible car accident, Harry is adopted by the most unusual person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Not A Capulet: The Tragedy of Tybalt by MurasakiNeko reviews
Tybalt of Romeo and Juliet is not really a true Capulet he is Lady Capulet's nephew, though he lives in the house and is thought to be one by the townspeople of Verona, and he wishes to prove himself just as worthy of the name as the Capulet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
Sweet is Thy Revenge by Akku-chan reviews
(Features dark Naruto) I killed them, I killed them all. They deserved it for what they did to me. (One-shot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Undecided by SeilinStar reviews
AU Harry is really the son of Lily Evans and Severus Snape. Harry is really Jamie Malfoy after the Malfoy's adopt him at age 1 and a half so he may know his father and be kept away from the sneaky Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Suffering by Rubberduckie713 reviews
Your usual: Harry is abused by the Dursleys and then saved by Severus Snape. WARNING: Child abuse, Language, and major OotP spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,414 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Totem by The RyRy reviews
Nooj, Gippal, and Baralai have found a sphere in Zanarkand that does something rather unexpected and is mysteriously connected to one of the dress spheres of the Gullwings. What's the story behind the sphere?
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,487 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Nooj, Gippal - Complete
Can You Help Me? by Stun04 reviews
Ric is blackmailing Elizabeth to keep her married to him. She goes to Jax for financial support. Will she get more then she bargained from the handsome corporate raider? JaxLiz CarlySonny Journey LukeSkye and more
General Hospital - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,183 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 11/6/2003
21st Century Fellowship by Lover-of-all-hobbits reviews
What happens when the Fellowship is suddenly put in our time? 2 questions remain. Are they ready for us? Or Are we ready for them? Read and found out. R&R PLEASE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004
Fellowship Plays Life by ladyskittles reviews
The Fellowship plays the Game of Life.. But it becomes insane
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
Between Us by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
YAOI!!! After being constantly abused by his father, Legolas runs away from home and into the arms of Elrond. (bastardized Haldir and the sequel will contain A/L, E/L slash!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Legolas, Elrond
What Is Normal by Average Everyday Sane Psycho reviews
What if you had to choose between the life you knew and the life that is real...A Jason Fic
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Jason M. - Complete
The Port Charles Breakfast Club by Average Everyday Sane Psycho reviews
The PC Brat Pack...Lucky,Liz,Nick,Court,Zander are in detention with Principle BALDWIN Argh.. a Xover with guess what movie Hint... It is in the Title
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Complete
Catharsis by Loryn Wilde reviews
When Qui Gon and Obi Wan are captured by an evil man, Obi Wan is tortured in both mind and body. They are able to escape, but can Qui Gon really set his Padawan free?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2002 - Published: 12/8/2001
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A New Future
one of the oldest family in the seiritie, the Himoris have finally crossed a line attempted murder of children of a rival family. Now Kisuke must save them and keep them safe. How will he do this and how will it change the world of Bleach and those in it
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Ichigo K.
Serprent Prisoner reviews
Zane Cobriana has been captured. THe guards think it is a great accomplishment, but Danica knows better. Anjay is still alive and well and he is the biggest threat. Danica knows she cant send Zane back but she doesn't know what to do. Will Zane die or wil
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008