ThePoptartFreak
Poll: Who should I introduce as an antagonist villain , big or small, in my trio of stories? This is for the stories: Here to Help, Welcome to the Wizarding World, and Two Worlds, One Problem. Vote Now!
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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 257,919 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
An Honest Mistake by mctwist reviews
Amortentia: The most powerful love potion in the world. And, as Draco Malfoy soon finds out, also the most dangerous; the kind that keeps you coming back for more, even after you think it's all over. D/Hr smut, slight dub-con, basically PWP. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Last Marauder by Resa Aureus reviews
In the wake of the war, Dumbledore's portrait gives Hermione a task that could change the course of history if she succeeds, but unravel time itself if she fails. 1ST PLACE WINNER of the Energize W.I.P. Awards for "Most Promising Harry Potter Fan-Fiction"! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BETA'D.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 238,062 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Almost by BetteNoire reviews
Bat of the Dungeons, Professor Severus Snape is assigned to watch Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger for the summer holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 154,093 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blithe Spirits by Spoiled Sweet reviews
"Glorified Nanny" was not the job Sakura had been looking for to make rent, but at the very least smut writer Hatake Kakashi was an interesting fellow. -Obviously AU, Modern Setting, Fluffy possibly citrus-y nonsense-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,065 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Down the Rabbit Hole by ATaintedStarsNightmare reviews
A different look at Alice in Wonderland. Mature themes. Drugs. Violence. A/U Not cute and cuddly Alice in Wonderland. Dark.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Hanging Tree by ShyRonnie reviews
"Are you coming to the tree?" Her voice called to him, and it was a beckon he couldn't overlook.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Mendoukusei by Naz-G reviews
Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,066 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anniversary Arrangements by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Insanity Reaps Rewards by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
Four different Doctors, four different theories to help her. Modern. Sakura X Ibiki/Itachi/Hidan/Madara (M for a reason)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,517 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
EVIL by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Every. Villain. Is. Lemons. One-shot. It really was wrong, in every sense of the word. But that still couldn't keep them apart. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,426 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never In Panama by lebxeb reviews
Bones shows us a well hidden side of her character, in a tale of what love can push us to do and endure. You'll need a quiet corner, a mosquito net and plenty of rations for this one. A little different from my usual stuff, wink
Bones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,817 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Can You Keep A Secret? by kirarose reviews
When a certain blonde haired boy ends up in the hospital wing, why is Granger the only one visiting him? And what put him there in the first place? Hold on to your hats, 'cause we're in for a real adventure now... HG/DM. Somewhat compliant w/ HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,722 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unbound by Seoinage reviews
This is not your normal tale as there are no constraints within. Written for the KakaSaku LJ Community's Edgar Allan Poe Contest. This is for Week 1's prompt: The Tell-Tale Heart. Rated M for mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Those Silly Little Boys by Miss Arbitrary reviews
"Stand up, Hermione." Malfoy said. This was possibly the first time she'd ever heard him use her first name. "Why, because you fancy a duel?" "No, because I was planning to kiss you and I think it might be awkward to lean across, the way we're sitting."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Finding Wonderland by shewhowearsglasses reviews
AU Alice/Hatter "Cause you're my Alice, and I'm your Hatter. And we're going to live happily ever after in Wonderland." And the rain came pouring down.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
The Skin Trade by Blue Moon3 reviews
In a world where Muggleborns are only good for one thing, Hermione should count herself lucky to find herself in a beneficent household. Lucius/Hermione, Snape/Lily, Snape/Lily/Narcissa, Draco/Hermione - Dystopia AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
In My Head by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? Even if she did, Sakura was too distracted by the squirrel to care. "THAT'S THE BEAST WHO TOOK MY ROLL-UP!" SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Charleigh96 reviews
She has no right to interfere, But his screams... M to be safe. REVIEW! Lyrics be Kelly Clarkson
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mimi's Black Rose by xxSammySabotagexx reviews
Hermione sat beneath her tree, eyes pointed towards the sky. Tears were running down her face, as she slowly whispered, "I'm going to die." :: HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,023 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Is That? by Mary B. Wolf reviews
"Well, it's definitely not a stick, Sakura-chan." KakaSaku, oneshot, pointless smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Black Butterfly by Miyu Maniac reviews
When Sasuke returns to Konoha everything is perfect, until Karin shows up and takes Sakura's place in Konoha. Now betrayed and alone Sakura plans to return the favor. Rated T for now, may change to M in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H.
A sudden Realisation by purpleflames reviews
It was an epiphany that brought her to her senses.It even made Lee look attractive by comparison.Rating for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
From Trio to Trio by LoveHGSS reviews
Just a quick little something that popped into my head. Remus/Hermione/Sirius. Not compliant after book five, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Slythendor by Skytsy reviews
Draco and Hermione meet before ever stepping foot at Hogwarts. Rated M for later Chapters. Please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,563 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Empty Chairs At An Empty Table by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
AU. It's the 1920's. Kurt Hummel is hosting one of his famous soirees, but when one of the guests goes missing, what can they do but get detective Puckerman to investigate? Murder mystery. Contains slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,013 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Quite a Bit of History by Temporary Devotion reviews
Hermione, Fred, and George find themselves asking “Remember that time…” as they lay together reminiscing the good, the bad, and everything in between. Established Hr/Fr/Gr. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,641 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Veela Tale by Bunnyhops reviews
He turns 21 tomorrow. He's worried. He will come of age and it will start. His father told him what to expect, but still… fear of the unknown. He would soon know what his fate held.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,708 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Kankuro's Nightmare? by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Is this the most amazing experience of his life or is he just an idiot? Only one way to find out.Kankuro/Sakura rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
One Life for Another by Andarte reviews
In the midst of war and having barely survived Malfoy Manor, Hermione finds an entirely new way of escape and healing - in the form of time travel and Sir Galahad du Lac. AU/AR, M/F, WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,766 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One good deed by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
GaaSaku She saves an injured animal, not realising who it is. In memory of a cat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,460 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Angels Temptation by Simple Script reviews
At the end of her sixth year Hermione finds Draco in a compromising position. Now her seventh year and head girl can Hermione resist her tormentor and head boy Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,249 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Light Reading by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura's curiosity gets the best of her and she finds herself reading one of Kakashi's Icha Icha books. Little does she know that reading it will result in a world of experimentation on both their parts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,032 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Salt in your wounds by Bitter Red Irony reviews
[COMPLETE] Hermione and Draco have rough summers and both go through some changes. Draco teachers Hermione that sometimes the thing that hurts you the most, is the only thing that can help ::Darkfic::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,090 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Breakfast Club by Renica Swavely reviews
Based on the great movie, five Hogwarts students are sent to have a long Sat. Detention in the Dungeons. While there for ten hours they must write a scroll on where they think they are going in life. (Alternate Universe)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,068 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete