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(This is Across the Sky, used to be known as silver candle, under a second account. The same crazy person. Please visit my main profile. There will be a bit more information about me there. Thank you. This is some silly stuff from the other profile.)

You know you're in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."

bold what you are...

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

~If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

~92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

~If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

~If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (my friends)

~If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman kind...copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you think that twilight should be a part of the school curriculum because it is just that awesome and all the books you read in school usually suck... copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

~If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

~If you are equally, if not more so, in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile twice. If you are equally, if not more so, in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile twice.

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

~Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

~If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

~My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

~If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

~I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

~98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

~If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

~If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

~IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

~If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile.

~If you wish Stephenie would publish Midnight Sun NOW because it would totally help you write something in Edward's POV, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

~If you compulsivly edit other people's work , copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you want to cry when you see punctuation marks abused and can't edit, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile.

~If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

~If you think that only losers don't own Twilight, copy this to your profile.

~If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile.

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Stuttering Toward Ecstasy by Potions for Foxes reviews
Edward Elric is a fairly normal high school student who happens to be utterly and completely terrified of public speaking. However, unlike most high schoolers, his fear isn't irrational. You see, Edward Elric stutters. Especially when people watch him. (last update guys)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,650 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Blasphemy: She Will Be Loved by eloquentlyinsane reviews
Even weeks after his clean break, Edward has not recovered. Desperate, the Cullen visit their friends in Denali who offer their own insights to Edward's decisions and, not surprisingly, differ. One-shot. ExB REVISED.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Edward, Tanya, Bella - Complete
Metal Heart by WingsofSmoke reviews
AU Roy Mustang, king of the eastern kingdom, apprehends a stray foreigner. The foreigner is not fully 'human'. Roy takes interest in this. What happens when everything becomes a "kill" or "be killed" situation? Roy/Ed, Al/Marta, others inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,294 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Alchemist, the Wizard, and the War by Katty008 reviews
UNIQUE HPxFMA x-over post Deathly Hallows. The orders had finally come. They were sending in the alchemists, not that it would help much. After all, the enemy could ignore Equivalent Exchange. Ed might've joined them if they weren't trying to kill him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,765 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - James S. P., Edward E.
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Empty War by SilverStarlight7 reviews
Ed is stuck in the middle of a gruesome war that has taken its toll on both sides. With the thought that all he knows is gone what will become of him? EdxWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,186 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Edward E., Winry R.
Once Upon A Time by Chaotic Streams reviews
This story takes place when Bella is 5, and meets Edward. He almost kills her, and takes it upon himself to take care of her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,158 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Solace Through Darkness by trainlindz reviews
Sometimes you have to take the road less travelled. Breaking Dawn spoilers. Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Whispers in the Rain by Sora Livana reviews
Rain pounded heavily as it hit the soaked ground, hammering loudly onto the wet pavement. It was the stranger’s eyes. They were golden, staring at him blankly... A Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter Crossover... Now complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
The Perfect Gift by Accio Abarero reviews
But what did you get the guy, or in this case robot, who had given you everything? EVE/WALL-E
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Never Mind Doubt by Rachel L. M reviews
They say your heart guides you back to the one you love. Is it true? Can you feel me? Post anime. Dedicated to Little Kale. Please R and R. Sorry my note is repeated. My computer strongly dislikes me. D:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
So I've Heard by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
Jacob has finally figured something out, and Edward is presented with a new nickname. SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Edge of the River by xiia reviews
After Ed and Al have a fight, Al always goes to the river's edge, but what happens when it appears that he's gone over it? Oneshot. Brotherly realationship between Ed and Al. Rated to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Theater of Dreams by ravenous19 reviews
Collection of Edward/Riza drabbles; each chapter prompted by a different Dream Theater song. Some romance, some friendship, but all Edward/Riza interaction. Chapters aren't connected. - Rating to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Edward E., Riza H.
Monster and Man by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Have you ever wondered why Edward ended up in Bella's rocking chair the first night he stayed with her? What he was thinking the next morning? What his family thought of her? And the baseball game? Will eventually go through the end of Twilight. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,581 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Inescapable by thebluerainangel reviews
In the soft and forgiving light of the moon, he draws her closer to him, and she lets him. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Twenty Six by IWillBeThereWhereYouAre reviews
The A-Z guide to being a human, according to a vampire. what I hope would happen between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. this is my first Twilight fic, so please be gentle!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,801 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Undying Devotion by SafetyPinndSally reviews
What would you do for the one you loved? Would you kill for them? Die for them? Or would you save them for yourself from an untimely death?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
Epsilon by Spirix reviews
Jean has been building himself up to ask the Fullmetal Alchemist out, but with his romantic luck, does he stand a chance? This is a 50 sentence/theme challenge fic. Jean Havoc x Ed Elric
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Definition of Love by ZaKai reviews
Um... I... love you..." Ed said nervously in a quiet tone. When Roy didn’t respond, Ed said in disappointment, "But... you don’t love me, do you...?" ::drabble, oneshot, light fluff. RoyEd::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Blood Drive by TwilightAwakening reviews
Forks Hospital is holding a blood drive and Bella decides to donate blood. What happens when Bella reaches the hospital? Will she go into a coma? Will Edward go on a feeding frenzy? And who the heck is that creepy guy that's going to be taking her blood?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Poker by Stickey Note Ninja reviews
Yaoi fluff, HavocxEd. My first yaoi fluff fic. You've been warned --;
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Jean H., Edward E. - Complete
Clever Disguises by Nassa reviews
It just sneaks up, you none the wiser, and waits for the perfect moment to strike. Rated T for minor swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
Smoking Is Bad by Koigokoro-Love reviews
Ed gets an anonymous letter instructing him to stop Jean Havoc from smoking for an entire 24 hours... and he accepts, not knowing that his life and well being could possibly be at stake.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Jean H., Edward E. - Complete
Daylight to Midnight by Ruby Thorn reviews
Poem I wrote for school about the theme of Midnighters. Don't know if I got the theme thing but I liked the poem. It's about Rex turning half-ling. Enjoy! Please review! I DO NOT OWN MIDNIGHTERS!
Midnighters - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scare Tactics by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
Who is The Doppleganger, and what has he done with Edward? Rated for Ed's potty mouth. He drops the Fbomb. Also rated to possible future violence. Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,900 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Unpredictable Overindulgent Selectiveness by No Wonder reviews
[MelissaRex][OneShot][Post Blue Noon]Four days before she is set to leave Bixby, Rex gets an urgent call from Melissa. Insecurities and fears, kisses and tears… When the truth is finally revealed, can Rex control himself?
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
No One's Home by Maiden of the Moon reviews
This was still Ed. Wasn’t it? There had to be a good reason why. It couldn’t possibly be what it appeared on the surface... [Alternate end of the anime. Twisted. Character death.]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Mark of Ruin by Lady of the Void reviews
EdScar Edward must make a deal with death, but does he understand the consequences? Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Scar, Edward E.
Ethans Angst by x0xkatiex0x reviews
one shot. my own version of Ethan's last moments with Rochelle. She is dying, and there is nothing anyone can do...
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Death of a FullMetal Alchemist by Kaykay4915 reviews
Roy Mustang is faced with the ultimate question: To help a friend, or to leave him in the dust?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by CandlePen reviews
After a horrible accident, 19 yearold Bella's only way of surviving is in the hands of Edward. Will he be able to accept her fate?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Heartache by Sparkling Cherries reviews
One shot. Ethan can't take the pain of losing Rochelle.
Guardians of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Endings and Truths by Giedre reviews
I hated the way she ended The Key so abruptly, so I thought I'd add on a little something extra... Ethan angst. EthanxRochelle
Guardians of Time - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2005