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Joined 04-03-08, id: 1542287, Profile Updated: 02-07-11
Author has written 6 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Vampire Diaries, and Glee.

Hi! So, my name's Caity...and I have a slight obsession with television couplings. For instance, I lovelovelove:

Damon/Elena (The Vampire Diaries)

Caroline/Stefan (The Vampire Diaries)

Bonnie/Jeremy (The Vampire Diaries)

Brian/Justin (Queer as Folk)

Michael/Ben (Queer as Folk)

Emmett/Drew (Queer as Folk)

Rachel/Jesse (Glee)

Blaine/Kurt (Glee)

Sam/Quinn (Glee)

Blair/Chuck (Gossip Girl)

Jude/Tommy (Instant Star)

Oh, and sometimes I don't like what goes on during the shows, so I decide to make my own versions up!

I tend to lean a little bit torwards the overly-dramatic and romantic part of me that is constantly screaming to emerge, so that will probably get on some of you guys' nerves. Seriously, all of my stories will (undoubtedly) have LOADS of romantic themes in them...just sayin'.

So, if you're okay with my oh-so cliche stories, please read and review!

:) Read on, fellow fanatics, read on!

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Wish I Knew How to Quit You by I've-Gotta-Be-Me reviews
Kurt works with his family and friends on the most successful ranch in all of Ohio. When word comes in that there's a new ranch bringing in some serious competition, Kurt's the one who has to go investigate. He doesn't like what he finds at all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,837 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Offensive Innocence by Whatsername Lambert reviews
After they both survive a vicious homophobic attack, Blaine is left without his memory and Kurt is left trying to figure out why some people can't tolerate love. / Klaine, obviously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 150,474 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You'd Tear This Canvas Skin Apart by SirenVoice11 reviews
Blaine is at last embracing his second love - art. What he doesn't expect is for the living statue of David to walk into his art class in nothing but a silk robe... RATED M, for possible future chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,500 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
June 24th, 2011 by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
On the 24th day of June, 2011, same sex couples were given the right to marry in the state of New York. Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel were watching.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Counting Stars by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
Life is perfect. Blaine is perfect. Kurt Hummel has never been happier or more in love, but what happens when Kurt begins to see that everyone has secrets?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,604 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tell Me So by halona85 reviews
It's obscene, almost. He wants to reach over and pull the gaping sides of the shirt together, maybe cover him up with his blazer.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
but with a whimper by of-a-crescendo reviews
Everyone is born with the name of their soulmate on their hand. The only problem? Kurt and Blaine don't have each other's names on their hands. Completed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Weekend at Blaine's by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #8, but can be read alone. Blaine's parents are away and Kurt is Blaine's guest. A party is thrown, choices are made, a video may or may not find its way onto the internet, and a debauched yet intimate weekend ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,492 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Time Tomorrow by KaelynnLovesGerard reviews
'And, at the same time, Blaine and Burt tore their eyes from the body of the boy they'd both loved; one, as a son, and the other, as his everything. Those sightless eyes continued to stare upwards, at the heaven that they didn't believe in.'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
After the Kiss by klemonademouth reviews
He picked up his pillow, pressed it to his face, and screamed at the top of his lungs. Then he felt ridiculous, because he was acting like a twelve-year-old girl with a silly crush on the most popular boy in school, who'd just said "hi" to her. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Turning Saints by L Crawford reviews
Kurt wants to take their relationship to the next level, but Blaine, fearing he won't be able to control himself, is adamant they wait. Kurt decides that making Blaine jealous is the only way to get what he wants, cue possessive! Angry! Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wake Up Strange by Threepwillow reviews
The summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. ONESHOT. Written for LJ's crackedaglet for the K/B KissKiss exchange. Title from BnL's "What a Good Boy."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Caffeine Crazed by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Five minutes after the end of Blame it on the Alcohol, Kurt confronts Blaine in the bathroom of the Lima Bean coffee shop. But there's a thin line between hate and love... Post BIOTA, Pre Sexy. Racy. Angry. 1000% Gay.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Who the Puck Are You? by IceQueenRia reviews
Kurt and Puck are in a secret relationship. After promising not to break one another's hearts and admitting their love, they prepare to tell their friends. But when tragedy strikes, a heart may be broken after all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,412 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Another Straight Guy by IceQueenRia reviews
"You bullied me into loving you," Kurt sobbed. "Tripped me and I fell, but you didn't catch me." Silently, Noah walked away, leaving the other teen to cry in privacy. Kurt/Puck a story of friendship and unrequited love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,436 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Underneath by Not Poignant reviews
Puck decides to get creative about the ways he can get under Rachel's skin on the way to Sectionals, and can't make himself stop once he gets there. AU after Mattress, Season 1. Puck/Rachel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
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Week Daze reviews
Things in Blaine and Kurt's sex life have been going a little too slow for Kurt's liking, so he convinces Blaine to loosen up and teach him some new things. One lesson a day for the duration of one week. Rated M for smut. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Choices reviews
"...what you said tonight, it might be the most honest thing I've ever heard you say. You said, without hesitation, that you would always choose me...and I haven't even chosen you once." In which Elena finally makes the right decision. 3 shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
A Heartbeat and Heated Skin reviews
"But love was never the problem in their story. It was always circumstance. And so Elena's not too surprised when Damon stops her from removing his shirt, though she is a bit let down." DamonxElena one shot. Damon says goodbye.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
His Greatest Weakness reviews
"Because there was no part of Damon Salvatore that didn't want every part of Elena Gilbert." One shot. DamonxElena. Rated M for language and sexual content. Enjoy!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
But You Do reviews
What would happen if Damon hadn't compelled Elena the way he thought he had when he told her he loved her? What if Elena had vervain on her the whole time? one shot DamonxElena takes place immediately following Damon's declaration of love in 2x08
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Shore Song
Damon contemplates why the love of his life walked out on him exactly one year ago. Original Fiction! I wrote this a while back, so the Damon character is in no way related to Damon Salvatore from Vampire Diaries!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
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