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Joined 04-03-08, id: 1542329, Profile Updated: 11-01-13
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Mentalist, and NCIS.

Well hello, fellow fanfiction readers! I'm alittleinsane963. Yup, that's truly the name my parents gave me. I thought it was a little cruel at first, but I eventually embraced the uniqueness of my name.

7-25-13 - My lovelies, I have joined the world of Twitter! You can find me, as always, under "Alittleinsane963". Look forward to communicating more frequently! Also, check out Fandom4LLS. :)

4-25-11 - Just a simple update to let you know that I'm still alive. This year's been really tough and I've had absolutely no time to write anything. I do intend to give you two new stories this summer, and I very much look forward to "hearing" from you all once more!

"Alittleinsane! What stories do you plan on giving us? And why should we think that you're going to actually post them when you haven't updated anything in like a year?"

Well, you caught me on the not-updating-in-almost-a-year thing. As said, all my time's been taken away from me by the evil time beast to om-nom-nom on. It's been terrible. Believe you me, it hurts me more to stay away than it does you.

As for the stories, I plan on unveiling the Mentalist/HP cross I promised you, as well as delivering the long-awaited seqel to The Teachers' Notebook. Yes, it's coming. Feel free to squee, I promise I won't stop you.

Don't give up on me! I'm coming back! I'm coming back!

-evil roar of the time beast- NOOO!!!! It's come to get me again! *flees*

6-13-11 - Hello, my lovelies! Confession: I will not be putting up the Mentalist/HP crossover this summer. I like sticking to the "real" plotline of things as much as possible, and the finale of the Mentalist left way too much up in the air. I'm sorry to anyone waiting for it, but you'll be waiting a while.

In exchange for the Mentalist/HP cross, I've started a sequel to An Unusual Case! Yay! When will it be up? Dunno. I have to figure out a direction for the plot, first. :P

Don't lose your hair just yet. Scroll on down! You'll see a story called "The Professors' Point of View". Click it. I dare you. ;)

12-17-11 - I will henceforth have a "FAQ" section up here, so feel free to send me PMs ...-chortle-... Uh, yeah! Feel free to send me messages with questions.


WHERE IS CHAPTER 84 OF PROFESSORS' POINT OF VIEW?!?!?!?!?!?! Erm, I'm an honors student in college taking 19 credits. Next semester I'll be taking 21 credits. I'm just a LITTLE bit busy at the moment. I have started on 84, but don't hold your breath, folks. It's going to be a while. I'm sorry, but education comes first.

Will you write a Notebook for the next generation? Defninitely do not count on it. I like sticking to canon and there's next to nothing known about next generation. I would not feel at all comfrotable writing a story for it. Sorry!

Unusual Case sequel? Still figuring out a plotline. Still working, I want to get it up, I really do, but I have to make sure I don't paint myself into a corner with it... not like I've ever done that with a story before... -looks nervously at "Unexpected Visit"- Question no longer valid. Ha!

How do the Notebooks the Hogwarts professors write in work? I think of it as, essentially, a chat room on paper. What one person writes down in their Notebook appears in everyone else's that has theirs open at the time. Also, if teacher A wishes to talk to teacher B, all A need do is write down B's name and B's Notebook will start to sort of quiver, only enough to catch their attention, thus alerting them that they're wanted.

What... is your name? Alittleinsane963. Duh!

What... is your quest? ...Um... To post stories on this site and entertain people as I improve my wiritng skills.

What.. is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow? What do you mean? An African or European swallow? (You fail to answer the question and are thrown over the Bridge of Death. -GAME OVER-)

Question: Why is it that our favorite scenes/episodes are the ones that show your favorite character in their weakest state?

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe.

My Imaginary Friend thinks you have mental problems, and trust me, she would know!

"OMGWTF!" is NOT a spell... trust me, I've tried.

A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

A friend will help you up when you fall, but a best friend will point, laugh, and draw more attention to the fact that you fell.

A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!"

A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge.

A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!"

A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?"

A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure.

A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out.

A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book. (trust me, you will not fall asleep in that class again)

A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment.

A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered.

A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing. (being in a prank war with your teacher is just plain awesome)

I know I'm not perfect.
I know I'm a geek, in many different ways.
I know I listen to "weird" music.
I know I like to read.
I know I like school, even the teachers.

I know I have true friends.
I know I'm loved.
I know who I love.
I know what I love.
I know I can overcome put-downs.
I know who I am.

Anything else you'd like to throw at me?

Month One
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb!
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy, My hair is starting to grow!
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Yes, I'm pro-life. As a bumper-sticker so perfectly phrased it, "If it's not a baby, you're not pregnant." And incase you're wondering, no, I didn't write that poem, but I would be honored to shake the author's hand.

Goodness gracious! My profile is turning into one of those obnoxiously long ones! Yikes! Time to cut some stuff out!

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The Sound of Silence by Ladybug21 reviews
In the wars against Voldemort, she gained fame as Albus Dumbledore's second-in-command; afterward, she was remembered with reverence for rebuilding Hogwarts. But there was another time, another war, when she was merely another student at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,335 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The Seventh Year by TheSilverNoble reviews
During his final year at Hogwarts Neville struggles with the realization of his worst fear when Professor Snape is in charge of Hogwarts. McGonagall does her best to keep her students safe while Draco has reservation about his new allies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 128,082 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Neville L., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster by teddylonglong reviews
By chance Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry. Partly a child fic. Warnings: Abuse!Dursleys, completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, good Tom, Char.death!Dumbledore by choking on a lemon-drop, De-aging, Pairings: SS/de-aged MM, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,330 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Heads of House by HarryDude85 reviews
Portions of Deathly Hallows told from the four Head's of Houses perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Minerva M., Horace S.
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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The Professors' Point of View reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 156,701 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Return reviews
Long awaited sequel to "An Unusual Case". Gibbs and co. return to Hogwarts, but what on earth for? And WHAT are they going to do about that abominable toad hanging over their shoulder?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,025 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012
An Unusual Case reviews
A Muggle style murder of a Navy Commander's child at Hogwarts? Well, that certainly warrents a call to NCIS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 157,566 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Unexpected Visit reviews
Oh my... three people are about to turn everything at CBI completely upside down!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,677 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.