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Joined 04-03-08, id: 1542470, Profile Updated: 06-14-15
Author has written 9 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Star Trek: 2009, Brokeback Mountain, and Mummy.

About me? Well I won't say much for now except that many (okay, like, twenty) know me as the anonymous reviewer Lindsay, esq. I've been browsing around this site for about five years now (I know I know) but finally found the ability and courage to join. Some of my large and vague interests include all the Mummy movies, Beck, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Joaquin Phoenix, Heath Ledger, outer space, the ocean, writing, Egypt, reading, K/S, and spending countless hours on this site. I always hope for more in my life.

My fandoms are The Mummy, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Lord of the Rings, and Star Trek. Those are basically the ones I live in, though I dabble here and there, and am a huge fan of others that aren't really fandoms but my own personal interests.

I've always felt a connection to ancient Egypt, the ocean, outer space, big cities, Joaquin, Heathus, and the Holocaust, the time of Jesus, and World War II.

I have four tattoos. One in honor of Kirk/Spock, one in honor of my favorite teacher who passed away, the eye of Horus in honor of my love for Egypt, and one in honor of Heath Ledger.

I went to Egypt in January of 2015. If you're curious what it's like, feel free to message me.

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Set by ArtificialImagination reviews
Old enemies, new friends, past lives, epic battles, a wedding, and the end of the world. And that's only the beginning. Sequel to Isis.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014
Isis by ArtificialImagination reviews
Alex's friend Paige accidentally brings Imhotep back from the dead. Oddly, Imhotep seems to know her... Complete.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,178 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Imhotep - Complete
The Return of the Medjai by poorpiratelass reviews
Sequel to Self Esteem. Four years after Madeline O'Connell left Egypt, the reincarnation of Anck-su-namun decides to resurrect Imhotep and take on the Scorpion King. Now Madeline and ex-lover Ardeth Bay are reunited on a quest to save the world. Again.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,491 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C., OC
Shipwrecked by Haladflire65 reviews
Alfred sees that Bruce needs a break from being endlessly hunted every night. A short vacation is planned for Master Wayne, but things don't go as planned... Post-TDK, spoilers naturally. Rated T for violence, language and intensity.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,337 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 9/24/2008
An Extra in the Joker's Game by LunarEclipse17 reviews
A young woman moves to Gotham for a job opportunity in the acting career and to escape the pain and guilt thrust into her life. However, she soon becomes the obsession of a certain Clown Prince of Crime. The Joker/OC, set during The Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,188 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Joker
The Mummy Returns Again by HyalineReverie reviews
Several years after the second movie, Alex O'Connell, now 19, teams up with his uncle and a fascinating young lady to save the world from another Egyptian threat. Can they all put up with each other to do what they must? Better than it sounds.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 197,261 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Alexander O. - Complete
Welcome to Gotham by Petra Gaia reviews
Victoria Vale is the new photographer for The Gotham Times and after witnessing a murder by the Joker she becomes a target and involved in the frightening world of Gotham City along with some it's infamous residents. Plot follows TDK with some twists.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,521 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Yeah, Well, I'm No Picnic Myself by Lion8520 reviews
Katrick! It's set just after the end of the movie. Ch. 3 up now! Ch. 3 is about K and P making music! No, that is not a euphemism. Katarina X Patrick. Formerly "Yeah, Well, I'm No Picnic Either." The story title has to do with the activities of Ch. 1.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
The Enterprise Crew Watches Star Trek XI by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
What happens if you throw all the characters from Star Trek into a cave, turn on Star Trek XI, and have them comment during and after the movie? Chaos and hilarity, that's what. NO K/S SLASH. Still fun with insightful Spock Prime!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6289 - Favs: 4,320 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Public Displays of Affection by aetin reviews
Various ways crewmembers find out about their superior officers' romantic entanglement. Light-hearted, silly fic. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Antimony by Whyte Star reviews
Jim Kirk comforts a young crew member as the latter is dying. Oneshot. Not a major character death.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Speculation by Lanaea reviews
Home' side-story, sequel to 'Gossip'. Some K/S and Sulu/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/27/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Emotion by Bonzodog reviews
Emotions are funny things. Collection of one-shots. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Lamentable Truth of Planning by kasey8473 reviews
Nothing ever goes as planned. Will is unable to marry Jocelyn, but circumstances present him with Christiana instead. Jocelyn, meanwhile, is given to Adhemar. Complete.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,534 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
The Path by ohiomyown reviews
Ennis Del Mar was putting one foot in front of the other; he had no goal, plan or expectation of happiness. This is his story. This is where his path led.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008
The Writing on the Wall by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Summer of My Continental Soldier by dudeurfugly reviews
When Jenna's family moves to South Carolina, she discovers that their new house is a little unusual. However, she never imagined that the presence haunting it could make her heart flutter out of something entirely different than fear.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,638 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009
Self Esteem by poorpiratelass reviews
Sequel to Tongue Tied. Madeline O'Connell is finally getting the mess that is her life in order. But when an old Med-jai friend reenters her life, along with a cursed necklace and a young anthropologist, her life is once again turned upside down.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 125,973 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C., OC - Complete
My Dryer Is A Portal to Other Worlds? Volume III by DrJolly reviews
Monica thinks she's going back to the Pirates of the Caribbean world, so imagine her surprise when she's transported to the Brothers Grimm world instead! Disclaimer: I own nothing, but I sure would like to own those brothers.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
The Memoirs of James Norrington Part 1 by Tarlea reviews
When we left Norrington he had died at sea at the hands of Davy Jones. Now, aboard the Flying Dutchman, he requests of Captain Turner the means to write his memoirs. The events we know and many we don'tfrom Norrington's POV. Part 1: Through COTBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,974 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - James N. - Complete
Why So Serious? by Captain Meghan reviews
Liza Jean was so in love with Heath Ledger, people found her crazy. When he dies, her life is torn to pieces. Even worse, she soon discovers her father is keeping secrets from her. Secrets involving Heath and his final masterpiece, TDK. This is her story.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Nothing Could be Better Than This by 01031989 reviews
FINISHED. Takes Place After "Batman Begins". Emilie, a student in Gotham somehow gets involved with the Clown Prince of Crime...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,450 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Matte Black Eyes by Dani Zatara reviews
She sees the man behind the smeared red lips and smudged black eyes. He sees the madness behind the white coat and glasses. Together, they can destroy the world. If they don't destroy each other first.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Change by Dani Zatara reviews
All he ever wanted was to change the world. A series of short stories and vignettes about one of the Dark Knight's closest friends and allies and how he became what he is today.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2008
Part of the Plan by xXPotterFreakX reviews
A poem from the Jokers pov when he's talking to Harvey Dent in the hospital.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Joker Missing Scenes by alocin reviews
The Dark Knight. Two and a half hours long but not nearly enough of the Joker; just some thoughts about what might have been happening when the scene was elsewhere.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
So Sue Me: Self Inserts at World's End by 716786 reviews
A magic compass sends two girls to a world where pirates face extinction and find themselves in the middle of the battle for the open seas and their own freedom. They're mad, coz THAT'S HOW THEY ROLL. R&R MarySueParody WTxOC & JNxOC COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,410 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Will T., James N. - Complete
The Lost, The Stupid, & The Mummy by Better-Things-To-Do28 reviews
Ok Sorry eveyone...but I had to change the ending. It's for the best! Sequel soon to come!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,004 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
The Caravan by BleedingTwilight reviews
Mercy is anything but what her name implies. Widow to one of Cairo’s highest ranking officials, she has power that is unsurpassed by any within the city. What will happen when she meets a man with nothing to hide but everything to protect?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,265 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ardeth B.
Tongue Tied by poorpiratelass reviews
Yet another 'Rick's sister comes along for the ride' Mummy rewrite. When Rick O'Connell agrees to take the Carnahan siblings to Hamunaptra, his sister Madeline gets dragged along as well, and meets a Mad-jai warrior capable of making her feel like a moron
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,245 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
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What The Hell: An autobiography reviews
Alex Thompson, 21, has been asked to make a recording of the events of her life that transpired between May 2013 to September 2013. Topics will include reincarnation, Egypt, disgusting ass mummies, action, adventure, douchebag bad guys, and making a hell of a lot of new friends. Recording may or may not include a hell of a lot of profanity, and/or shenanigans. Enjoy.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 8/4/2014 - OC, Evelyn C., Ardeth B., OíConnell, R.
Two So Inclined reviews
She is out to collect the four scattered pieces of the Scroll of Set in honor of her father's memory, but first she'll need one Mr. Carnahan to be her guide. Will Jonathan prove to be his usual comedic and sloppy self, or will this woman push him to brave new heights he had not thought possible of himself?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Jonathan C., OC
A Subtle Breath reviews
Spock finds it illogical, but he cannot leave the Captain's frail form inside the Hospital.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Familiar Sense of Home reviews
Ennis attends his daughter's wedding, and is presented with his past, present, and future.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Complete
The Very Secret Diaries of Starfleet Personnel reviews
I know this has been done before, but I decided to do my own version after being inspired by the Patriot version which is hilarious, check it out . I never read the other version, so any and all that I write is completely original. Enjoy!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011
5,7,5 reviews
Haikus that pertain to the newest Star Trek film.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009
Mesh reviews
Ah, those in love do the darndest things. Microscopic pre-K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What's In a Name? reviews
Lisa Dawes is thrilled to learn she has won an internship at Wayne Enterprises. But the longer she remains there, the more she becomes involved with Gotham's finest: The Joker, and the Bat himself. Set during and briefly after TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
The Reality of a Self Insert: Dark Knight style! reviews
Yes, there are those stories out there. The self-inserts. What would really happen to a self-insert if she ran into the Clown Prince of Darkness? Here's my take on it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete