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Quotes I found in FF.

"My love once it breaks is turned into silent shattered tears..."

"The whole world is a stage and we are simply characters playing in it."

"I truly believe that i am unworthy of another persons love, i want someone to prove me wrong."

"Damaged people are dangerous because they know how to survive."

"So tell me what hurts more? thinking you should hate him or knowing you don't?"

"Be strong now, because things will get better, it may be stormy now but it can't rain forever."

"Going into acting is like applying for admission into a insane asylum, any one may apply but, only the certifiably insane are admitted!!"

"I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever."

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." (Willie Wonka!)

"Life isn't about finding yourself, its about creating yourself."

"Don't fall within in love with someone unless they are willing to catch you"

"A good friend would bail you out of jail, a best friend would be sitting next to you and saying "holy shit that was funny!"

"Never and I mean never do something you don't want to explain to the paramedics...it gets awkward explaining..."

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter..

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Swan: Clumsier Than You since 1989

Randomn Stuff

-I Dislike people who think they're better than everyone else. Dude. Seriously. What makes one person better than another person?? Answer is...Nothing. You could be the President of the United States or a Homeless Person and I wouldn't treat you any differently. If I didn't like you Id still flip you off screw the presidency!

-I Dislike Posers. I mean, really, what's so hard about Going out into the World and Simply Being yourself?? Sure, it's scary at times because you Might be so Different From everyone else around you, But it makes a Person more Unique when they Don't Agree With the Masses. The only time you should agree with everyone else is when you Actually DO.

-I Dislike Sluts Like Paris Hilton. No offense to people who like her or anything, but seriously. What the hell is she even famous for?? Absolutely nothing other than being born rich and making herself into a porn star. -Gags-

-I Dislike Shallow People. Looks Aren't Everything, Nor will they EVER be. It really infuriates me when I see girls or even some guys using their looks to get ahead and acting thirty times stupider than they actually are, and it makes me even more mad when they do. Come on people, have Some Dignity.

-I hate when girls act like sluts and idiots to hot guys to make themselves seem stupid so the guys will like them. Hell no! That's why I don't have a boyfriend because I act who I am around guys not a slut, not a retarded bitch but a smart, funny, evil girl!

QUOTES and THINGS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH:

~"My Reality Check bounced."~

~"You know the speed of Light, so what's the Speed of Dark?"~

~"Q: What do you Do if a Moron Throws a Grenade at you? A: Pull the Pin and Throw it Back at Him."~

~"Happiness Depends Upon Ourselves." - Aristotle~

~"Arguments are to be avoided; they are always Vulgar and Often Convincing." - Oscar Wilde~

~"I Am Not Bound To Please Thee With My Answers." - Shakespeare~

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.


Funny Stuff

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... or never tried dribbling a rugby ball

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.

“Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
guessed it. Guess what’s next? You guessed it...”

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute screw the fruit”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought.

Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

“Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?”

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today’s the day we get out of prison!!

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

I’ll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I say LOL I’m not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

Unfortunately, you can’t die of a broken heart.

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

“I’m the kind of person your parents warned you about.”

“When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you”

“Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words will hurt my inner child”

“Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars”

“It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.”

“Tired of living and scared of dying.”

“It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.”

“You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”.

“To die is nothing but a long goodbye.”

“This isn’t just goodbye, this is I can’t stand you.”

“The past is only the future with the lights on.”

Edward says to Bella...

"If I could dream at night,

and if those dream came true,

I would force myself to sleep right,

so I could dream of you..."


Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.( 100 agreeable)

Music is love in search of word.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"When live hands you lemons, throw them back and ask for the Cullen Men!"

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

My heart is not a playground. ( Its an organ. Not the instrument though that would be pretty cool.)


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.


AN apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit(CARLISLE!).

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!( Or your mind was being cruel!)

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and I said to myself "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun! "

I'm the kind of girl who's really smart on the outside, but when you get to know me, I'm the craziest, most insanly insane girl you will ever meet in your life.

I'm the kind of girl who hurts people physically, with out knowing I do it.

I'm the kind of girl who tries to slam a revolving door. And then gets hit by it on it's way back around.

I'm the kind of girl, if with my best friend in the entire world, we will say this all the time, '' We know we're weird, but we make weird cool. '' or '' We know we're dorks, but we love it!


xxxx

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?" She heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me storys, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."

with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

Sometimes, the dreams that come true are the dreams you never knew you had.

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Some people dream of worthy accomplishments while others stay awake and do them."

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said "I'll love you until the last rose dies."

In order to stand up for what you believe in, you have to be willing to stand alone.

Dear diary,
I made Emmett fall in love with Edward again, my power is so self entertaining.
Love,
Jasper.

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Do stairs go up or down?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Strangers have the best candy

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night

Support publik edekasion

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

Too many freaks, not enough circus's!

You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."

"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."

"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie through your teeth."

"Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper... whichever works for you."

"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."

"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

Life's Tough, get a helmet!

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

normal people worry me

you say psycho like it's a bad thing


sighs...'Sick of crying...tired of trying...yeah, I'm smiling but inside I'm dying.'


If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.

"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."

If you die, I'll kill you!"

Live Dangerous. . .Run With Scissors


Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go


I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (And now he won't give them back!)

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways.

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it." (I'm really good.)

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib." (I picture Emmett every time I read this...)

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. (lol)

War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography. (Sad, but true.)

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

I love my computer, because my friends live in it.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

It doesn’t mater if you win or lose, but it matters if I win or lose.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. (grins evilly)

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.

If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.

I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids. (teachers do not fall for that one :(:D)

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor


Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scratch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day myteacher comes to see mummy. Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school. My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncureable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.


Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

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Wake Up My Love by ocealyn reviews
Edward Cullen has loved his best friend, Isabella Swan for as long as he can remember. On the day he had planned to confess his feelings, she ran into a terrible car accident and ended up in a Coma. How will Edward react? Will Fate bring her back to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,303 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tiny Heart by BrightEyes234 reviews
Being in love with your best friend is tough. Especially when he's married, and you're the surrogate mother of their future child. Everything gets harder when he realizes he has feelings for you, and you get attached to the baby. Bella & Edward. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,240 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Let Love Lead The Way by KD Skywalker reviews
Bella ran away from Forks because she was pregnant with Edward's child and didn't want to tell him to ruin his "perfect life" - only to return to face the truth in the light of a personal tragedy. How would Edward react? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,653 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nothing and Perfect by Isis Blue reviews
No one saw Bella Swan...no one saw the hurt...no one saw the bruises...except for one. AU and all human. And I'm changing the rating to M for safety! I OWN NOTHING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,989 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Uninvited by luabunny reviews
Bella Swan has always spent her summer vacations with the Cullen family since her mother died, even though she despises their younger son, Edward. What happens when they're forced to live alone and their feelings start to get mixed up? AU, AH. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,247 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10611 - Favs: 11,713 - Follows: 12,406 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Congratulations by retroninjachick reviews
Bella and Edward were once best friends, until Bella fell for him, only to run away after his wedding. It's been three years and they meet again. What exactly will go down when Edward realizes he might have made a mistake? Is it too late? E/B, AH complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,565 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Remember Me by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward has to raise his three kids alone after his wife dies. Little does he know that she plans on helping him out every step of the way. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,707 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
My Anomaly by arbitrarygirl reviews
Bella is not normal. She's a mind reader but only able to hear the thoughts of the male population. What happens when she meets Edward and can't read him? What happens when he can't stay away from her? All Human. apparently better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,638 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When The Sun Sets by xxxooo reviews
Twilight Retold: Bella Swan is sick and moves to Forks to spend her last days with her dad. She was fine with what fate has brought her -- until she falls in love with Edward Cullen. Twilight with a hint of A Walk To Remember. Thanks for the reviews! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,031 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Student Affair by Dlynn reviews
All human story, BellaxEdward, Edward is Bella's new English teacher and can't control his feelings. Even though Bella already has a boyfriend. Beta Reader: Michelle62092
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,541 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Missing Piece of the Puzzle by Mayface reviews
What do you do when you're forced into a gang, your mother abandoned you and your father doesn't care about you? Cut yourself, that's what Bella does. But what happens when teachers make her see a psychologist, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,137 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
You Belong With Me by emeraldegrl reviews
Inspired by Taylor Swift's 'You Belong With Me'. Bella has been Edward's best friend since third grade. Now it's senior year, and not even his girlfriend Tanya will stop Bella from trying to make Edward see that he belongs with her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,922 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Parent Trap by kill me tomorrow reviews
Bella and Edward got divorced 15 years ago. Bella moved to England with her son and Edward stayed in Forks with his daughter. Little did they know, their son and daughter met during camp and are planning to get them back together. Usual pairings&All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5450 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Velocity by Blaze Sanders reviews
Bella is one of the top racers in the Phoenix underground street racing scene until a nasty crash has her packing for Forks. But she can't outrun her past when the Volturi come knocking. She needs a hero-Edward Cullen just happens to be available. AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,825 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dibs On The Girl by jewlzncoolz reviews
Edward: My 12 year old son & I are completely infatuated with the girl next door, aka Miss Bella Swan. With her dazzling smile & innocent blushes she has completely rendered the Cullen men whipped. My only problem is that my son has already called dibs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,408 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
It's not a secret I just can't tell you by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U OOC. one bet: "I promise I will never fall in love with Bella Swan". Two hearts: "You said no secrets" Three meddling friends: "Dude! We gotta get them together!" Em, Jazz, Alice . Four boys after one heart. Five months to not fall in love. E B!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Chasing Pavements by XDCaramel reviews
All human. "Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements, even if it leads nowhere?" Bella is empty and lost. Edward finds her. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lonely Vampire by Dlynn reviews
A lonely and heart throbbing vampire, for years has watched an orphan lay flowers on her parents’ tombstone, but when she goes missing. Edward is determined to find Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cry For Me Please by jewlzncoolz reviews
Bella was abandoned when she was just a baby. Found by the Cullens, she grows up to become a loose, wild child. But what happens when she finally falls in love and her over protective brother Emmett doesn't want to let go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,121 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happened? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
‘I HATE YOU!’, ‘WELL DONT WORRY BECAUSE THE FEELING IS MUTUAL!’ They both turned in different directions but I saw the same emotion hidden behind their cleverly shielded eyes. Not hatred. But something much stronger. Then, What Hapenned?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Roommate's by nicky40 reviews
Edward has always asked Bella OUT. She has always turned him down. They hate each other. He's a player and soccer captain, she's popular and responsible now there head boy and girl at William's.will sparks fly when they live together? All HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,728 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
To Believe In Miracles by Golden Fruit reviews
Once upon a time Emmett Swan ran away from a family, turning his back on his past. Life for him is almost happy, but when he returns home to unveil his past to his new family, who should he find... but his baby sister all grown up. AU, All Human, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,935 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Once Upon a One Night Stand by come back running xx reviews
Bella's had a series of bad boyfriends & tired of it. She has a one night stand with Edward CEO of a large company, and secretly a mafia boss. Next day Bella leaves and Edward's distraught. He turns obsessive and will stop at nothing to have her back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,665 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Everybody's Doll by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
Did you want an adventure? Hop on." Everything was telling me not to do it, but somewhere in my soul I trusted this bronze haired waiter. I jumped on his bike and squeezed him tightly. "Lets go..." AH BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Colorful World by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
She's Always been different.Not only was she the loser at her old school,but she 'see's' things.Death Dates and Emotion Colors.When she moves to Forks for a change in scenery,what happens when she discovers the dark,Secluded masochist, Edward.Vamps B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Masquerade by dream-a-lot reviews
I pulled open the door only to be slapped.“Edward…how could you?”Alice said.“Alice…what are you talking about?”“You never gave a f- for Bella!What are you doing?”she screamed.“I’m fixing this mess!I didn’t even write that stupid thing!”I yelled.AH w/twist
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
She'll Never Forget by TweetyBean reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is so distraught, she gets in an accidental car crash. The result is amnesia, forcing Bella to forget everything that happened since she came to Forks. She goes to Maine, not expecting others.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,675 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Klutzinator by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella is one of those pathetic, perpetually embarrassed poor souls who are destined for a lifetime of trips and accidents. So what havoc will Bella wreak when she becomes a waitress? Involves spilling piping hot liquids on a bronze-haired Adonis's crotch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wild Child by filthysmile reviews
Bella Swan had it all- until she took it way too far! And now she’s been sent to a place where everything will change. It’s a chance to fit in and an opportunity to clean up her act but for Bella- it was time to break free. OOC ExB EmxR AxJ CxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008
Lovely As You In The Bedroom by jewlzncoolz reviews
This is a side story from Lovely As You, as I did not want to put lemons in that one. It's short, and doesn't really make much sense but I got a few requests to write it so this is for the reviewers who wanted the lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling in love at a coffe shop by nicky40 reviews
Bella Swan has a normal life at Saint Geoge's Academy, until her life get's turned upside down after a Cullen's start attending there, and specially when she meet's a gorgeous broonze haired boy, will love spark between them? AU-ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Roommate Wanted by deletethisaccountpleasenthanks reviews
Edward needs a roommate for his new apartment. After placing an ad in the local newspaper, and dealing with tons of unimpressive possibilities, Bella calls and asks about the room. There's just one catch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by anotherwayout reviews
Bella Swan, an artistic college freshman, moves to Chicago and meets Dr.Edward Cullen in the airport. they both feel intoxicated by each other, but with their age difference, how will the people around them react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,496 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 3,139 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
I want to redo my life by BellaWhitlock reviews
25 yr-old Bella Swan hasn't been home in 6 yrs. Graduating from Dartmouth, she now works at Forks Community Hospital avoiding Doctor Edward Cullen, ex-husband. Married as teens, what went wrong? Can they love again? AU AH OOC Please read/review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,653 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hearts Change by x-Eme-x reviews
All human. Bella Swan is getting back to life after having a heart transplant, and she is different; cold hearted and never smiling. When Edward Cullen first sees her, it’s like love at first site. Can he get Bella to open her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Pushing Up Daisies by mrsjaspercullen95 reviews
Bella and Edward are a normal high school couple in love, Bella dies in a car crash and finds out she can communicate with the living and have a somewhat human body. Will she show Edward or live in solitude. And if she does who knows what will happen. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,940 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forbidden Romance by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,343 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Like Your Nose by BritishBitches reviews
Edward meets a gorgeous brunette in a subway station, and can't get her out of his head. If he didn't believe in love at first sight before, he certainly does now. He doesn't even know her name, but if it's meant to be he'll find her. BxE One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Protector by dreams of bubbles reviews
What if Bella was not the clumsy human when she moved to Forks? She is what is called the protector, the guardian of the mythical races. She moves to Forks hoping to escape notice, but no matter how hard she tries, things always have a way of finding her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,558 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008
The Perfect Stranger by kill me tomorrow reviews
Bella has a serious heart condition that cannot be cured. She meets Edward in a cafe and sparks start to fly between them, but she knew she eventually had to let him go. ALL HUMAN. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Don't Wanna Go There Anymore by xosmithy reviews
Bella is college-bound, and battling bulimia. When she meets the most wanted boy on campus, Edward Cullen, he tries to help her through her disease. Will love blossom between them? R&R please! A/H A/U
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Pain by reader101 reviews
His friends are in jail.He’s not.He’s out there.Somewhere.Alive.Probably living life to the fullest.Because he can.While I’m here.Grieving.Grieving for the horrible death.The death of my mother Renee.Dead.Phil.Killed her. Bella moves back with Em.&Charlie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,724 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Bella, Edward
Fade by KelseyXDD reviews
Sequel to "See Your Hero Come Running" While on summer break, the gang rents a large mansion in Jacksonville, to relax. What happens when Jasper's words of it being a haunted house, come true? Full. sum inside. Same pairings. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/25/2009
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Fugitive for Love by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
When Bella's marriage to a prison warden becomes a nightmare, she finds solace in an unlikely person with whom she can truly be herself: one of his prisoners. ALL HUMAN AND AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,301 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I need you back by luckystar03 reviews
SEQUEL to I DON'T WANNA HURT NO MORE. Kyouya reminisces in a dark room with a glass of scotch about Haurhi, he finally comes to a decision. Oneshot. EDITED due to apparent songfic ban. No longer a songfic, regular oneshot. new scenes added.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
I don't wanna hurt no more by luckystar03 reviews
Haruhi leaves japan and all of her friends behind, not telling a soul she's leaving the country. Oneshot.KyoxHaru. EDITED due to apparent songfic ban. No longer songfic, regular oneshot now.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Shadow of the Day by XDCaramel reviews
Bella told Edward she loved him. He said he didn't feel the same way. What happens when they meet 2 years later after the murder of Bella's mother? Will old wounds reopen? And Renee's killer still on the loose... ExB All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,611 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If I only had known by sillygoose2006 reviews
It's been 4 years since any of the hosts have seen or heard from Haruhi. When she suddenly comes back into their life because of a tragedy, how will they react to her new life and what will a certain host do when he finds out why she left?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,894 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Looking for the Perfect Nanny by kyouya-haruhi-forever reviews
Haruhi has separated from all the host club members. Yet she still keeps in touch with them no matter where they are, except Kyouya. She never thinks that she will see him again. Until he appears on her doorstep with an unexpected someone...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,579 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Every Other Weekend by Rhiannon Summer reviews
Song Fic. Bella and Edward are divorced. Outward they are polite to each other when they exchange kids every other weekend, but what are they really feeling inside? BxE. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unplanned by catharticdeficit reviews
Haruhi wants a child but not a husband. A friend helps and she finds herself in the right house, the right room, the right bed…and the wrong man.WTF!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,498 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Guilty as Charged by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
When Newton steps too far, the Cullen boys seek revenge, and, when everything goes wrong, find themselves where they have never been before: behind bars. Now a two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Little Host by GoGothGirl reviews
Remember episode 8 when Haruhi told Kyoya he has nothing to gain by sleeping with her? Yeah, well.. forget about that.This is a story where Kyoya gave into temptations which will cause a whole lot of trouble for the both of them. KyoHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,515 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
I Just Might Have Chance by WolfieMoon reviews
I only keep Haruhi in the host club because of Tamaki. After all, he is my best friend, but, after that one faithful Friday when Haruhi was told the truth about her parentage did I relize that I could stop pretending. I didn't have to hide my feelings for
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
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