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Joined 04-04-08, id: 1542645, Profile Updated: 12-09-09
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I love to read, and I love to write. I love all books and I have great passion for them. I use fanfiction as an outlet for the mountains of creative energy built up inside, or at least that's what I tell my mum when I should be doing my maths homework.

I believe that literature has the power to change the world and I think that it's really important to be able to articulate your ideas and beliefs.

I write mainly oneshots and poems, as I find that I lose interest in a story very easily when it drags on for a while and I lose direction, which results in me doing tragic things to my carefully created characters -- like the time I killed all of the characters in a four chapter story. I really do need to focus more.

I hope that you all enjoy reading my stories, as I enjoy writing them.

I now have a fictionpress account under the same name (calamityxcooper) so if you are interested, check out my stories there! http://www.fictionpress.com/u/628321/

Listening to: Classic 80's (which isn't really very different to any other time)
Reading: Old Sweet Valley High books bought in Vinnies and published c.1985 (don't judge; I am on holidays)
Watching: Again, classic 80's - but films this time (come on - everyone loves the original ratpack)
Not that I expect anyone to be interested.

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Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
Angie, Can't We Just Find A Way? by rachhudson reviews
She was his counterpart, the jelly to his peanut butter, the cheese to his macaroni. She was she, and he was he. He wouldn't have it any other way. !A collection of unrelated Fred/Angelina oneshots.!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 94 - Words: 28,865 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Angelina J., Fred W.
Marry Me? by rachhudson reviews
Five times Noah Puckerman asked Quinn Fabray to marry him - and the one time she said yes. Told in five parts.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
The Ballad of Big Nothing by attica reviews
You never forget your first love. Bryce/Juli, takes place 4 years after the novel. Complete!
Flipped - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,058 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Four Essays by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
In the final NEWT exam, Albus Dumbledore watches four students answer a question he himself had requested to be put in. What is love? Four students, four essays, and one delighted Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Leap Year by attica reviews
"Nobody needs anybody, Granger. They just want to the point of pain." One-shot, old! Written eons ago for sandi wandi at the dmhgficexchange. DHr as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Healing of Wounds by propensityforpyrotechnics reviews
Lily discovers that friends can come in the most unlikely forms. Some of the chapters may seem pointless, but they all have important parts to them. Read and Review please! Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In Another Life by just drifting reviews
AU. Bella and Edward were lovers in 1918 but they split up when the influenza hit. They were both turned and meet once again in the present. Will their love burn again after almost 90 years, or will they be forced to live out the rest of eternity alone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Five Day Adieu by just drifting reviews
Every day something new is placed in his locker. Caught up in his latest game, he fails to notice the clues she leaves him to show him it's her. And because of it he looses possibly the best thing that's ever happened to him. One-shot. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Don't Go by just drifting reviews
He's leaving her again, this time for good, and there's nothing she can do except sit back and watch him ruin both their lives. AH, A/J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Win Me Yours by just drifting reviews
He’s pouncing, bounding, leaping, reaching, clutching…only to come up empty. And she’s twisting, turning, spinning, twirling, stepping ducking…moving easily out of his grasp. It's an intricate routine they're dancing, to the tune of her soft song. A/J.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Way He Is by just drifting reviews
The way he is. He's her Jasper. And that's all there is to it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Gone by just drifting reviews
She's gone. Gone. Gone. Gone. Gone. Didyme is dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. He is alone. Alone. Alone. Alone. Alone...How would Marcus feel when his mate is taken away from him? This is Marcus's story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Marcus - Complete
Dreaming by just drifting reviews
Alice's visions can give her an almost sleep-like state. Jasper now understands Edward's facination with watching Bella sleep. Because Alice loves the times where she can delve into these "dreams" and Jasper loves being there to watch her as she does.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Through Her Eyes by ihaveabigstick reviews
Yes, she married Harry Potter. But the love of her life was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,547 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Change of Heart by jessicakaycobb reviews
Draco's parents are insisting he get married so he can begin producing heirs to the Malfoy name. He comes up with a brilliant plan to worm his way out of it, but now he needs an accomplice. Meanwhile, Hermione finds out some interesting news...!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Love of a Friend by just drifting reviews
Bella Swan is in love with her best friend Edward Cullen. But when Edward gets a girl friend, Bella decides to do the same and Edward realizes that he may want Bella to be more than a friend. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,702 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Kiss During Potions by BlackxZodiac reviews
Sizzle. Fizzle. It's hot in the dungeons and things just got steamy in Potions. HermionexDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Sin Of Omision by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Sin: an act that violates a moral rule. Omision: failure to do something one can and ought to do. CW/GW.One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Charlie W., Ginny W. - Complete
Bitter Sweet Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
Marriage Law Fic: The War is over! The Golden Trio all return for their seventh year, but there’s a surprise in store! They have to get married before the year ends! Will Hermione and Draco end up killing each other!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,725 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter of Time by Historybuff1536 reviews
The Weasley Family is in shock. Magic or not; it's not normal for three children to fall from thin air on to your sitting room floor. H/G Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Thank Merlin by Historybuff1536 reviews
My version of Lily's Birth. H/G, with a little bit of Humor thrown in between them for good measure. Rated T for brief description of child birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Simply Words by hondagirl reviews
Five times the dictionary failed Rose Weasley. Unsurprisingly, each time involved Scorpius Malfoy. R/S -ONESHOT-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Truth About Juliet by luvcali76 reviews
This is my response to some negative comments I saw people making about the Romeo and Juliet theme surrounding Edward and Bella. One Shot. EB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
My Goddess by just drifting reviews
She was the image of perfection, the light of my world and a goddess of beauty. She was everything. Emmett as he waits for Rosalie to return from her hunting trip. Em/Rose fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Ferris Wheel by xxiggi44 reviews
A brilliant afternoon at the fair in Port Angeles. Edward x Bella Oneshot. Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
One True Love by aliceeyy-chan reviews
What happens when you wake up from a potion gone wrong, but you wake up in a mirror. But not just any mirror, you're in the mirror of your one true love. Warning: Major OOCness! and Draco kisses his mirror!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bells by twilightknight101 reviews
Alice and Jaspar
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by hondagirl reviews
Because he just might be the right kind of wrong I need. -Rose/Scorpius- ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by just drifting reviews
There was a lion brave and tall. There was a lamb meek and small. Edward and Bella's story told in a poem through the lion and the lamb
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
The Best Birthday Ever by 9siriusgirl9 reviews
One Shot. Fred's alone on his birthday, so Hermione spends it with him. Just a fluffy little FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by rachhudson reviews
Angelina Johnson has a crush on a certain Weasley, and he seems to have no idea... But maybe he's more observant than she could've imagined... FA oneshot first fic, so don't be too harsh!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
Fat by Lara Zed reviews
Hermione is heartbroken, but that's not all... Fred tries to find out why she's so upset. Oneshot. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Graduation Day by Only Sometimes reviews
Her mother wanted her to wear the stupid gold dress, so Ginny's wearing the stupid gold dress. But it's been a few years since she's worn it, and she's, well, grown...Who knew one dress could have such a, er, big effect on Ginny's graduation day?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Ginny W., Minerva M. - Complete
Promises by Jess.91 reviews
DH Spoilers. Several moments between Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Complete
Unsuitable by ThePrincessTigerLily reviews
Summer Hathaway has problems when it comes to unsuitable boys...
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Hermione Eternal Love! by M. Love reviews
Dramione. Draco is completely head over heels for hermione granger and when the new potions assignment is handed out he sees his chance to admit it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life is Like by A Friend of the Pen reviews
Just a poem I wrote after reading Inkheart and its sequel, Inkspell, by Cornelia Funke. Both are great pieces of liturature. I highly recommend them.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Oh the Sacrifices One Makes! by HermioneTwin reviews
How can a hair growing hex, a pimple the size of a football and a tiny flask of bubbling liquid ever lead to Draco Malfoy's sudden declaration of love? The reason for this unforgivable behavior? Why, Hermione Granger of course!DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When You Return by chopin reviews
"Once upon a time, you told me you would return to me. I told you I would wait forever for you. Forever has come and gone and well, I haven’t slept in years." D/G one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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Mile High Club reviews
Bella Swan is a very unsatisfied airline hostess - in many ways. What happens when she meets the gorgeous - yet possibly gay - Edward Cullen? Sparks fly, thats what. Warning: very suggestive, and language. May become an M fic later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Two Worlds Combined reviews
Set in sixth year with an original character as protagonist. Basically a girl joins Hogwarts in her sixth year and befriends the Golden Trio. This story follows her exploits and adventures. Rated for future chapters. Please give it a go!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,489 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Fallen Angel reviews
I fall to my knees at the glorious sadness of my loss, and I feel a wave of melancholy crash over me, feeling the memories seep through my veins.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You and Me reviews
Ten short drabbles that can relate to any couples, really. You know the challenge; put your iPod on shuffle and write whatever comes to you for the first ten songs. 'We don’t have to stay, we can learn to fly and spend the rest of our lives soaring'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Write Me reviews
‘Write me Teddy’ the girl said. ‘Every day Victoire’ answered the boy. And he did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
One Whole Perfect Moment reviews
There it was, our perfect moment. Me and her. Emmett and Rosalie. And at that point, as I watched her speed off into the distance I knew that no matter what; it would be that way forever. I felt a smile creep upon me as I began to run. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Warmth reviews
A Hermione/Ron poem. Set in Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Away reviews
A Bella/Edward poem. Set in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2008
Close to you reviews
A Harry/Ginny poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Darkness reviews
A Bella/Edward poem. Set in New Moon. About Bella and Edward's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Imprint reviews
A Bella/Jacob poem.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
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