Author has written 3 stories for Covenant, Harry Potter, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
Favorite bands: boys like girls, scary kids scaring kids, evanescence,paramore, red jumpsuit apparatus,green day, 3doors down, 3 days grace, all time low good Charlotte, simple plan, plan white tee's, we the kings, my chemical romance, never shout never, Secondhand Serenade, Mayday Parade, AC/DC, the Beatles, Mayday Parade, the maine ,
Fav movies ,Pirates Of The Caribbeans, X-men all, daredevil, elektra, the Lord of the Ringall, all of the Harry Potter movies, A walk to remember, Phantom of the Opera, rent, sweeny todd, jumper, troy, narnia allThe mummy all , 2, the dark knight, mamma mia, accepted, james bond: Casino Royal, Quantum of Solace, Ironman1 & 2,the devil wears prada , stardust, remember the titans, Underworld series, Patriot, Gladiator. THE COVENANT, Robin Hood, All the fast and furious movies, King Aurthur,
Fav musicals:Spring Awakening, Next to normal, kiss me kate, Legally Blond, sound of music, phantom of the opera, rent, ,mamma mia, cats (haha seen it twice), wicked, footloose, beauty and the beast,Sweeney Todd, Hairspray , and Grease
FAV TV SHOWS: SUPERNATURAL, Grey's Anatomy, House M.D., NCIS, VAmpire Diaries, White collar, , Glee, Make it or Break it, Gossip Girls, The Tudors, True Blood, Charmed, CSI New york, Bones, Friends, Buffy the VAmpire slayer, Pretty Little Liars, switched at birth. And of course SPONGEOB!
Fav Actors/actresses: Julie Andrews, Michelle Rodriguez, Julia Roberts, Katherine Hiegl, Anna Paquin, Kate Beckinsale, Rachel McAdams, Emma watson, Nicole Kidman, Scarlett Johnansson, Holly Combs, Rosario Dawson, Anne Hathaway Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, Paul walker, Christian Bale, Daniel Craige, Robert Downey Jr., Russel Crow, Hugh Jackman, Jensen Ackles, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Gerard Butler, James Marsden, Mark Wahlberg,
Personal quotes: Words are just empty shells that people use to make you believe that there good people but to me its your actions tht define who u are not what you say cuz for all i know your lying through your teeth but if you go and do what you say you will then you earned every right to say your a good person.
(jess)Hey don't splash the stash. (me) hahahaha that is sooooo going on ur tombstone! (Jess) then wat is going on urs if thats going on my and OMG im smartical going on jackie's tombstone?(me) that's simple its going 2 say "I told u I was sick.
Tori) Oh NO we going to be late
Me)Who's getting laid
Her not hearing me) We are !
Me) BY WHO
ME)WHAT I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO MY 70YEAR OLD ENGLISH TEACHER THAT'S JUST WRONG TORI!
Tori) What the hell are you talking about, we don't have time for this we are going to be LATE!
Me)Ohhhhh I thought you said we were gonna get laid!!
okay I want all of you who have lost someone or your heat is broken to listen to this.
stop and listen right now someone is taking their first breath and someone is taking their last. Someone is growing up while another is slowly dieing. Someone is taking a life and someone is making one the sun is rising and the sun is setting the earth is still spinning. life goes on with or with out you and the only way to recover from your loss is to keeping moving with it for the sake of yourself and the people around you who love and care for you.
Grandma Shirley- (no words can describe the way I feel, over losing you)
John (we will miss you always)
Aunt Carolyn (in your short time you helped so many)
Uncle Tom (You followed your love to death itself)
Mrs. Lynn Reed (your teachings will never be forgotten and your classes that you have taught will miss you always.)
Aunt Alberta (you lived a long life and will be missed)
Betty (you memory will live on in our hearts)
Coach Coin ( your family and teammates will miss you, thanks for cheering us on!)
to all of those close to me and to my readers I hope you are all in a better place no matter what your beliefs are and my your souls find peace.
fav books, HARRY POTTER SERIES Romeo and Juliet, a walk to remember, a little princess, soul surfer, the notebook, rumble fish, the coven, and the lord of the rings, daddy's little girl, Perfect Chemistry, Leaving Paradise, Pride and Prejudice, the Sookie Stackhouse series, taming of the Shrew, mid-summer's night dream, The Vampire Chronicles, (Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging) The Last Song, Dear John, The book thief, AND SO MANY MORE!
92 of the teen population would be dead if abercrombie and fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breath. If you are one of the 8 that would be laughing your ass off then put this in your profile. (this soooooooo true)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile. (Wandering teen started this one)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, blondy-10-22,Kakashi's kid Aj 13, xXnarutofan_22Xx , MJLS, golfgoddess93, Eruthiawen, Crys Evans.SurferGirl711
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
3 nails + 1 cross = 4givin
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
Strangers are just family you have yet to meet.
When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!
Smile... it confuses people.
I believe if you can't beat them, join them, but when they finally trust you and get comfortable around you, jump them and beat them to a bloody pulp
Dominic Toretto: It starts with the eyes. She's gotta have those kind of eyes that can look right through the bullshit, to the good in someone. 20 angel, 80 devil. Down to earth. Ain't afraid to get a little engine grease under her fingernails. ( I was so surprised at this because my friend was like HOLy Shit he just described you)
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
"Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?"~Riley (National Treasure)
"As you wish."~Westly (The Princess Bride)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"~Inigo (The Princess Bride.)
"harry Potter can kiss my ASSSSSSSS!- Reid Garwin (the Covenant)
"I have a dinner jacket." "There are dinner jackets and dinner jackets; this is the latter. And I need you looking like a man who belongs at that table." "How?... It's tailored" " sized you up the moment we met." Vesper and James(casino royal)
"Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?" James Bond (casino royal)
James Bond: I think I'll call it a Vesper.
Vesper Lynd: Because of the bitter aftertaste?
James Bond: No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink. (BEST LINE EVER!!)
Vesper Lynd: You're not going to let me in there, are you? You've got your armour back on. That's that.
James Bond: I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours.
"I'll be back before you can miss me. Look after my heart I left it with you." (Edward)
Reid Garwin: seeing a girl in a short skirt, slapping a twenty on the table Blue. Cotton.
Tyler Sims: slapping down a twenty Pink lace.
Pogue Parry: slapping down a twenty Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve.
Reid Garwin: snaps towel against Tyler's backside SAY MY NAME!
Tyler Sims: So, what did the Provost want?
Caleb Danvers: Someone told him about the fight a Nikki's.
Reid Garwin: Feel like elaborating on that?
Pogue Parry: Oh, you got a piece of glass on your face
Johnny Storm: Digital camera - 250. Memory stick - 59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot - priceless. (fantastic four)
Johnny Storm: about Alicia and Ben having sex I'd hate to wake up one morning and find out she was killed in a rockslide!
Ben Grimm: I'll show you a rockslide!
Jack: Where to, Miss?
Rose: To the stars. (so much was said in so little of words)
Jack: This is crazy.
Rose: I know. It doesn't make any sense. That's why I trust it.
Young Noah: Will you go out with me?
Young Allie: What? No.
Young Noah: No...?
Young Allie: No.
Young Noah: Why not?
Young Allie: I dunno, because I don't want to.
Young Noah: OK, then you leave me no other choice.
Young Allie: AHHHH
Young Noah: I'm gonna ask you one more time, will you or will you not go out with me? I think my hand's slipping.
Young Allie: OK, OK. Fine I'll go out with you
Young Noah: No, don't do me any favors.
Young Allie: No, no I want to.
Young Noah: Say it.
Young Allie: I wanna go out with you.
Young Noah: Say it again.
Young Allie: I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU!
Young Noah: All right, all right we'll go out.
Landon: I might kiss you .Jamie: I might be bad at it. walk to remember (one of my favorite lines because this was a a convo a certain some1 and I had.
Jamie: You’re acting like a crazy person, what's going on?
Landon: Right now, you're straddling the state line.
Landon: You're in two places at once.
Jamie: You have to promise you won't fall in love with me.
Landon: That's not a problem. (hahaha if only he knew)
Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that!
Mutt Williams: It's a snake, what do you want me to call it?!
Indiana Jones: A rope!
Mutt Williams: What?
Indiana Jones: Say "Grab the rope"!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!
Mutt Punches guy in the nose.. Two sides of guys are looking across at each other "GET THE GREASER!!" (hahaha me and my friends laugh so hard at that than ever one around use looked at us like we were crazy.)
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.
Harvey Dent: after taking a malfunctioning gun from an assassin Carbon fiber. .28 Caliber, made in China. If you want to kill a public servant Mr. Maroni, I recommend you buy American."
Ichabod Crane: It is truth, but truth is not always appearance.
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.
Young Masbath: A strange sort of witch, with a kind and loving heart. How can you think so?
Ichabod Crane: I have good reason.
Young Masbath: Then you are bewitched by reason.
Ichabod Crane: I am beaten down by it!
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Will you take nothing from Sleepy Hollow that was worth the coming here?
Ichabod Crane: No. No, not nothing. [pauses]
Ichabod Crane: A kiss, from a lovely young woman, before she saw my face or knew my name.
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Yes, without sense or reason.
Lorelai: It's from my mother.
Rory: What is it?
Lorelai: It's heavy. It must be her hopes and dreams for me.
Rory: I thought she discarded those years ago.
Lorelai: Fine! Crummy Europe, its crummy time change. We switched the metric system, why they didn't switch their timezone?
Chris: We didn't actually switch...
Lorelai: I know!
Lorelai: Nothing, it's weird. This being so hungry makes me think this time when we were in tenth grade. And for some reasons I had to take this chemistry exam during lunch. And it went on, and on and on. Forever. And finally when I was done, I came out and there you were, waiting for me. And you took this slice of pizza from the cafeteria out you coat pocket and you gave it to me.
Chris: Pepperoni, I remember.
Lorelai: Even then you were so sweet.
Chris: (smiles) We get back to the hotel?
(they start walking)
Lorelai: Wouldn't happen to have that pizza in your pocket, would ya?
Christopher: Other jacket.
Dean Winchester: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!
Sam Winchester: Kids are great.
Dean Winchester: Yeah I love kids.
Sam Winchester: Name three kids you actually know.
Dean scratches his head
Sam Winchester: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean Winchester: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam Winchester: Lollipops and candycanes.
Dr. Alex Karev: Morning, Dr. Model.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Dr. Alex Karev: he sees a tattoo on her lower stomach Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?
Dr. George O'Malley: You know Joe?
Dr. Miranda Bailey: Oh, yeah. I was the only female intern my year. I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe. He knew me.
Dr. George O'Malley: Oh. So you and Joe...?
Dr. Miranda Bailey: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty.
Dr. Miranda Bailey: That's why you got syphilis.
Dr. Meredith Grey: Pick me. Choose me. Love me. ( I LOVE WHEN SHE SAYS THIS!)
Dr. Meredith Grey: We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
Dr. Gregory House: It's Never Lupus!
Dr. Gregory House: Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock.
Dr. Wilson: Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?
Dr. Gregory House: Over there!
Dr. Gregory House: I like this kid.
Dr. Robert Chase: You haven't met him.
Dr. Gregory House: I know you don't like him. What else do I need to know?
Dr. Robert Chase: while giving Nate mushrooms Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the bush kangaroo!
Dr. Gregory House: He's here.
Dr. James Wilson: Who's here? The one you're pretending is your father? Good pick, he looks like Sean Connery. So back, when you were devising this fantasy, did you tell your father. "Dad, I refuse to recognize your existence because I have chosen James Bond as my dad."
Dr. Gregory House: I used different words.
Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!
Joey: during Ross's speech, Joey laughs every time he hears 'homo erectus' Ha, Ha, he said 'erectus'.
notices Rachel is also laughing
Rachel: stifling laugh No, 'homo'.
Joey and Chandler apartment has been robbed
Joey: Aw, man. He took the five of spades.
looks through deck
Joey: No, here it is.
Ross: First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.
Chandler's trying to quit smoking
Chandler: Eww, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock in my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
Ross: Okay, I think it's time to change someone's nicotine patch.
Chandler: deadpan Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Monica: You broke a little girl's leg?
Ross: I know. I feel horrible. Okay.
Chandler: reading the paper Says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.
Chandler: Where exactly were you around ten-ish?
Joey: about assigning between whether ducks or clowns should be be heads or tails of a coin Ducks is heads, because ducks have heads!
Chandler: What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party?
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree and
the boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
that are on the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
Do you write fanfiction?
Yes I do
Do you like to write fanfiction?
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Yeah and it didn't taste that good!
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Books and movies, a gryffindor shit, hogwarts hoodie, gryffindor chaser sports jacket, and a hogwarts bag (NO JUDGING!)
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Only up to GOF
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
I have like 3
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
I'm clumsy like Tonks and bubbly. And hermione cause I can be a bit of a know it all (I'm trying to control it)
Do You Agree With This?
Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
What Are They?
Do you object to being Called By them?
once again don't have one!
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Yes! well soemtimes they aren't
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
WHYS COUSRSE I DO!!
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
It's a secret ;)
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? YEP
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
I LOVE AND ADORE IT!
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
I would love to go but for now my school will just have to make due until that bloddy owl finds his way to my house
Have you re-read the books?
UMMM I've read the the 1st 3 twice the 4th,5th, 4x, the 6th one 3 times
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
No my mummy wouldn't let me :(
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
There is those!?
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Are You Going To Write One?
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? slightly
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Impossible no one it more annoying then that woman
Harry Potter Survey!!
Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? GOF
Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? POA
Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Fred&George, Luna, Tonks, Remus, Sirius, Dobby, Hermione,Ginny
What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor ALL THE WAY BABY!
But what house would you think you'll be in? Everything so far has pointed to Gryffindor.
Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Well I like Peeves, I know I know he's not a ghost!
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? DADA, Transfiguration, Charms
Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Remus and Minerva, hagrid,
Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? CHASER I WAS BORN TO BE ONE!
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? CAhser I have amazing throwing compacities from softball.
Who do you want to make friends with? Everyone but the slytherines
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Hermione, Luna and Ginny!
Why would he/she be your best buddy? Hermione because she get my love of books and knowledge, Luna because we both like being different from others, and Ginny because she shares my love of adventure
Which character in the book can you relate to? Umm Tonks because I know what it like to be happt but depressed at the same time
What pet would you get? If I could I would get both a cat and a owl, the cat would be named Artimis and the owls name would be athena!
If's (if questions):
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Mw with all of my loved ones safe and sound, my furture husband, child and a room of chocolate
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course I would I would die for my friends.
If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? scream, jump on him and kiss him !!
What would be his reaction to your reaction? He'd catch me and kiss me back of course!
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?Remus, and hermione, maybe HArry!
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? YEs I would I tell her to stick her collection but her arse roo!More questions:
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? CEDRIC! (P.S NOT A ROBERT PATTERSON LOVER) or Fred!
Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.Hermione
Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Dpends some times Luna, Sometimes HArry adn sometimes Sirius (My eyes change color alot!)
What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Grey!
What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? PURPLE
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red!!
What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Um blue it's a smart color
What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Black for te dark times he goes through and his hair!
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Idk is there a color for pussys?
Is this quiz getting boring and too long? NOPE
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) When going up against death eaters in the final battle
Do you like the books more or the movies? No question. Books.
Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius!! (I LOVE HIM)
What would your Patronus take shape in? A wolf
What would be your Animagus form? A black wolf
What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA, Care of Magical Creatures, Charms, Transfiguration
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Love 'em both so much,But sorry Remus it's Sirius!
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? SIRIUS BLACK ALL THE WAY!
Hermione or Cho? Hermione. no contest
James Potter or Snape? JAMES POTTER without him there'd be no story
Hagrid or Snape? Severus. HAGRID Oh how I love him so!
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders because they are more inventive!
Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animingus
Harry or Ron? Harry
Fleur or Tonks? Tonks BY A MILE
Hermione or Ginny? YOU CAN'T MAKE ME PICK BETWEEN MY GIRLS!
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric (KRUM IS A DUMBDUMB!)
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna, of course! What crackhead would say other wise?
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME CHOOSE??
Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko's
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate frogs, tried the beans they're not so great!
Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors, ALL THE WAY
Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore.
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? BELLATRIX SHE'S KICKASS!! (though I hate her for killing sirius!
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? !st I'm really bad with directons you wouldn't be able to find me for weeks in the maze!
Is this survey fun or boring? both
Your FanFiction preferences: ??
Favourite femslash/het/slash pairings? Why? None
Least favourite femslash/het/slash pairing? Why? None
Favourite kind of FF? Oh I can't choose.
Least favourite kind of FF? Slash. Femslash. all that.
Things you hate seeing in a FF? DRACO AND HARRY SLASH NOT EVER GONN EFFEN HAPPEN
STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small winkie.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a witch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I really would like to have a boyfriend so i must be completely oversexed
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.2678827392
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class. And enjoyed them.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
Bold is/was me
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile
1) Opening Credits: Step Right Up- Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
2) Waking Up: Tokyo Drift -taryaki boys
3) First Day of School: This ain't a scene, It's a god damn arms race- Fall out boy
4) Falling in Love: The beach - All time low
5) Fight Song: Sweet Sacrifice-Evanescenece (I can see the scene in my head!)
6) Break Up: Dear MAria count me in- All time low (Yeah if you broke up with him because he knows a hooker.)
7) Prom: Godspeed- Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (Nope this song makes me sad!)
8) Life is just... Okay: CrushCrushCrush 9) Mental Breakdown: Imaginary- Evanescence
10) Driving:right round -roots 11) Flashback: I'll be there for you- (The friends theme song)
12) Getting Back Together: kidnap my heart- click five
13) Birth of a Child: Good ridence-Green day (hahaha I don't think so)
14) Wedding: Guardian Angel-RJA (YEs I want this song to play at my wedding 15) Final Battle: BRing me to life Evanescence (Yep love it)
16) Death Scene: LAst breath- Evanescence (So true!)
17) Funeral Song: Remebering sunday
19) End Credits: What I've done-Linkin PArk
YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.(Hha we won too!)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.(that is insulting! i love those movies!)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.(yah but more then half are chucks!)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.(I resent dresses!!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 12/24 hahaha this is what happens when I grow up wit only 1 sister and 10brother,and guy cousins!!
What time are you starting this? 9:09 pm
Sex? Thank you! I'd love some ;)
Where were you born? Neverland of course!
Favorite foods? Pizza and anything else thats bad for me!
Favorite sport to watch? My beloved Phillies baseball!
Favorite drink? Cherry Dr. Pepper
Believe in magick? 1. thank you fr spelling it the wicca way and 2 yes I do!
Ford or Chevy? Both Ford Mustang Gt 500, and the New Chevy camaro!
Would you have sex before marriage? Most likely
Do you smoke? No i hate it!
Do you drink? Maybe... why you ask'en?
How easily do you trust people? I really don't trust to many people learned that the hard way.
Are you a role model? I'd like to say good one.
What name brand do you wear the most? Roxy/billabong surfing brand!
Do you get annoyed easily? Nope i grew up with guys !!
How do you vent your anger? hmmm I yell and punch something
What do you want a tattoo of? Yes the celtic tirinity knot on my lower hip
What is your heritage? Irish, polish...and many others but I grew up irish!
Describe your looks? I'm a god...maybe
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Yeah, but depends how much younger he is
Would you ever date someone older than you? Hell yeah!
Do you cry a lot? Nope
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Both, but those with ibony hair and blue eye realy get me
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly? Yep
What about cleavage? Yes
What is one of your bad qualilties? Temper, and stubborness
What is one of your good qualilties? Loyalty and compassion
What kind of music do you like? everything
Coke or pepsi? COKE
Favorite band? Evanescence
What time are you finishing this? 9;11 pm
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you "Who do I have to kill?"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"
my friends are the best in the world and i know i do any of these things and they do them with me. We may fight, have different opinions, bicker, make fun of each other, get mad at one another, but in the end we are there for what really matters. Every time one of my friends hurt i hurt when their happy im happy, if their mad I'm mad. I would die and kill for my friends and i would gladly do it again because my friends are my rock, my family and my life without them i'd b nothing, without them my life would not go on. My friends are what keep me going and are the reason I can look at each day and take it head on. No matter what life throws at me I know I will make it threw because they are there to support, comfort and fight for me. To all my friends I love them soooooo much and I hope that the new year will bring us love, happiness, joy, new inside jokes, and a few more noodles wouldn't be bad either. to JACKIE, JESS, MICKY,EMILY,NICKY,RACHEL COURTNEY,JEANETTE,EMILY.C.,EMILY.B.,EMILY.G., KATHERINE, PATTY,AMANDA,MANDY,JULIE,KRISTEN,KMT,BRI,GRACE,JILL, KATIE,LINDSEY, Tori, Angel, Megan, MARIA, TAYLOR, CODEE, NADINE, JESSD, RACHEL C., NICOLE C, D, DANILLE, MARY, CARA COLLEEN, LIZZY, EMMA, KEVIN, JOHN,KYLE, PAUL, MIKEC, DAN, ALEX S (i WILL NEVER ADMIT IT THOUGH!), JERMEY, MIKE, PETER, PAT, TYLER,REID,BRYAN,MATT, STEVE, RYAN, JUSTIN, SEAN,CHRIS, CALEB,BILLY, DAMIAN LOVE YOU ALL
You see firemen, you see cops, and these guys risk their lives everyday. They do this all the time . . . to be able to see a smile on some of these people's faces -- they've gone through so much, they've lost so many of their friends.”~ BILLY JOEL.
Now I'm not here to preach but your support of our guys in blue and our firefighters and our soldiers is gravely important and both they and their families gravely apprciate it. I know as a daughter of an ex-cop (Due to an accident) and a sister, niece, goddaughter, cousin, friend, of many cops and soldiers. Everytime they go out or are shipped off we worry about them and pray for their safe return. So go out of your way to say thank you because somedays they forget why they wanted to do what they do but when someone thanks them it makes them smile and remember why they do what they do. If any of you have a cop or firefighter or soldier in your family then you know what I'm talking about. And remember when one cop, firefighter or soldier dies all of them are affected because they aren't just workers they are a family, So pray for my family and others, pray to God, or jesus, or buddah, or the gods and godesses or whoever it is you believe in that every cop, firefighter, and soldier comes home safe and sound to their families. (the reason I wrote this was because I saw a cop hating group on facebook which upset me greatly. They do alot to keep us safe so please repect them and their badges!)
A Police Officers Daughter
Being a police officers daughter,
Isn't all it's cracked up to be,
It often leaves me wondering,
Will she(he) come home to me?
As she(he) puts on that uniform of blue,
I smile and wonder why,
She(he) chooses a job so daring,
And then, I realize,
she(he) has a job so hard to see,
Within the normal human eye,
She(he) risks her (his) life every day,
To protect both you and I.
She(he) never asks for thanks,
So I'm going to do it for her(him),
Look around and see,
She's(he’s) got me to come home to.
Not just she(him), but all cops,
Have families like you and me,
And they need to come home,
Alive and well so please,
Next time you think a bad thought,
About these officers in blue,
Remember this little poem,
And give them thanks that's well over-due.
Here is who i have in mind for Lira what do you think