IAmMrsCullen
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Joined 04-04-08, id: 1542938, Profile Updated: 07-16-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hello! Writing has always been a nice little hobby for me. I stumbled upon this neat little site one day and have been hooked since. A lot of the stories are wonderful. They are what inspired me to start writing again. My favorite stories on here are about the Twilight characters, but in AU/All human. I love when people play around with them. It's fun. :)

As you may have guessed, I love the Twilight Series.

& I am on Team Edward baby!

But Jake is cool in my book. Only as a friend.

I try to write my stories to where they amuses others, because if you look at my favorites, you'll see I have a good sense of humor. If you don't like my story, it's okay. Just don't leave mean reviews or anything. Constructive critisism is always fine. Otherwise, go find something you actually like to read, and don't be rude. It sucks. We allhave the right to be creative, dang it! Also, I read too much to be healthy, so I'll take and give recommendations to stories. Just ask. :)

(I HAVE to represent, lol..) TEAM EDWARD!

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How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Normal Conversation? by SilyBeautifulOversensitiveGirl reviews
Edward and Bella really never have a normal conversation! This is there attempt at doing so. Everyone is OOC, which is usually the case in a parody.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
The Cullen's Discover Fanfiction? by Koinaka reviews
What if the Cullen's discovered all the lovely pieces of fanfiction that we slave over? How would they react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
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Forks Was No Chicago reviews
AU: All human; Edward, his parents & sister Alice moved to Forks, where they meet Bella and her brothers, Emmett and Jasper. Sparks fly, but will they ignite the flame fully? Slightly OOC. Especially when Edward says 'Dude' . Rated T for strong language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,070 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rosalie reviews
Oneshot: Rosalie has a talk with Bella on the day of the wedding. Better than it sounds! My first fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete