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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter.

Well I will admit to being a lazy and uninspired writer recently . . . most of my energy has been concentrated in a) college and b) the frustrating male species. The entirety of my writing (aside from essays) from the past several months has been prose and poetry. What can I say? I needed an outlet without the work of writing fiction. So hopefully I will be posting more soon. Wooooooooop don't give up hope yet my friends!

I have some art for my fics under my scraps here: lunchbox-freak.deviantart.com

Hello! I like writing. Please excuse my stories because they must come out, otherwise, there's a great possibility that the little sanity I have could make a run for it. since when was I sane? shut up subconscious. Anyway. In short:

I am a Harry-Potter-Fan-Fiction-obsessed person. And a crazed lunatic. It's a package deal!


Ships I Support ( ! signals time-consuming obsession)

Harry/Snape (!! !! !! !! !)

Harry/Draco

Harry/Luna

Remus/Sirius

James/Lily

Ron/Hermione (I might have to write a fic for that one day..)

Albus/Gellert

Lucius/Narcissa

Pansy/Ron?

Harry/Ron is okay.


Ships I Frown Upon

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Draco

James/Sirius

James/Remus

Peter/ANYONE

Hagrid/Dobby


Other Random Things I Disapprove Of

James-bashing! It has gone too far, Snape fans.

BAD GRAMMAR. I can't focus.

When people start a slash fanfic and it immediately goes mushy.

Fangirls. They crowd the view of any sexy yaoi occurring on the premises.


Now, let me attempt to explain my thinking to you. In the vast land of slash, my brain resides in a cold, dark corner that is doomed to confusion.

On Harry: The only people I think he should ever be paired with are Snape, Draco, or Luna. I DO NOT LIKE GINNY if she is mooching on Harry or Draco. I prefer Harry to be gay, but he and Luna really are quite perfect for each other. If it was a decision between Snape and Draco, I would have to go with Snape. Don't ask why, you will only doubt my sanity further. As you should.

On Draco: I do not think he should be paired with anyone but Harry, even though I have said I prefer Snarry over Drarry. Eurgh, I hate name combinations. Anyways, I will deal with Draco/Hermione now and then, but the thought of Draco with Pansy or Ginny or Blaise or ANYONE ELSE is just not acceptable.

On Snape: Yes, it is terribly heart-wrenching about his whole loss with Lily and all, but he should forget it and just go and drag Harry into a broom closet. I hate it when he's paired with any of the other Marauders also. SNARRY FO-EVA, FOO'!

On Ron: I will go ahead and say that yes, I do rather like Harry/Ron, but I'm too lazy and impatient to write any of it. Thanks to mistful on LJ, I have found that Ron/Pansy is undeniably a really good pairing. Ron/Hermione is okay, but it can get annoying and quite honestly, a bit cliche after a while.

On Hermione: I'm not convinced that there is a perfect match for Hermione. While I have enjoyed some Hermione/Draco and Hermione/Snape, none of it is really that great. She should ship herself to the Northern Territories of Canada and find a nice muggle husband, to never be seen again. I do love it when she's "parody'd" and made into a cackling evil fangirl. good times.

On Ginny: go away please. unless you're being paired with Dean and that is A-okay okey-dokey with me.

On Luna: I absolutely adore her. While it would be nice for her to pair up with Neville, I feel she would be better with Harry. YES, THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HARRY.

On Neville: He should settle down and find a nice wife, preferably NOT GINNY. Luna is okay if Harry is off with Snape. The thought of Harry paired with Neville scares me. End of story.

On Seamus/Dean: I have only read ONE fanfic for this pairing, and think it is cute. It's not enough to get obsessed with.

On Cho: Good Lord, somebody lock her in an abandoned corridor with no way out or something. PLEASE. Hogwarts needs to hire its own personal beaver to build a dam whenever she gets upset.

On Fred and George: I admit it, I'm a fan of Fred/George twincest. They're damned cute and should NEVER be separated. Not even by a raving blonde author with a determination to wipe out half the characters. Twincest haters, I cannot apologize. It is that simple xD

On Lucius: I see him and Narcissa being perfect for each other. Which they are. What I do not see, is any attraction between him and Severus. None whatsoever.

The END. Finally.


Also, I am constantly fretting about if my grammar is okay or not, so if you spot something, FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN'S UNDERGARMENTS TELL ME! That is all, thank you. :)


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Pseudo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,846 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What An Unfortunate Turn Of Events by MoreOrLessEmpty reviews
What happens when Severus Snape is accidentally turned into a teenager due to a mishap with a potion he was making? What about when he's forced to take residence with the Gryffindors, including that "showoff" Harry Potter? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,648 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Spirit of Things by AbstractConcept reviews
WARNINGS: You can assume there was character-death in the untold back-story. SUMMARY: Snape is haunting Harry, but Harry’s the one wandering the halls at night like the undead. Told through a series of night-time encounters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Plain Sight by poysin reviews
When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry's id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta'd by Graenr!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,693 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Watercoloured by Cheryl Dyson reviews
ANGST WARNING. I don't normally write this, so it might come as a shock. It does, of course, contain explicit adult content. I find it a satisfying explanation for something that always bothered me in the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/21/2009 - James P., Regulus B. - Complete
The Last Part of the Prince's Tale by austenfan1990 reviews
Severus Snape is now dead and finds himself in a strange abyss where blinding whiteness prevails. Tormented by his failure to protect Harry even in death, Dumbledore attempts once more to bring closure to Snape's life. NOT slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Scintillating Secret Tryst of Epic Proportions by ty.soglasna reviews
Ron and Draco have been trapped by the rogue Room of Requirement, and there's only one way to get out. Crack, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Drabble: Forgiveness by lemon drop 7 reviews
The story is only 100 words, so I'm not going to waste time trying to summarize it. *wink* Warning: HPSS slash, very mild. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pieces of ASS by ty.soglasna reviews
5 ficlets written for The ASS Fest over on LJ. A variety of fluff, angst, introspection, boysmex, etc. Beware of the adult contents in the M ones! Two are PG, but the rest aren't, and if you should be staying away from them then you know you are.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Tears of Healing by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Ignores HBP and DH. Severus and Harry have to resume their Occlumency lessons in Harry's 7th year. After a bad start, Harry gradually learns to control his emotions and Severus learns to reveal them: a tentative bond develops...Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Requiem of a Dream by Lizard23 reviews
The war is over, though Hermione Granger's life is no less complicated or dangerous. Severus Snape makes a miraculous return from the dead and everything Hermione thought she knew comes crashing down around her. HG/SS *Nominated for the Quibbler Awards*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,648 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fear The Wrath Of The Bookish by Roozette reviews
Hermione is tired of being teased for being smart. Somehow, this idea will make others think twice about mocking her. Well, at least the idea works in her head...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Foolish Gryffindor by DEATHmuse reviews
Snape has Tourette's. Harry is aroused -- That is, until Snape retaliates. SSHP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,610 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Perfect Death by Emily Waters reviews
Severus Snape had been hoping to die a perfect Death. But then, Harry Potter has a better idea. Humor .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 554 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Little Push by JJ Rust reviews
Harry is having trouble admitting his true feelings for Luna. All he needs is a little push . . . and the Weasley twins are happy to provide it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Midnight Snack by reves d'enfant reviews
ONESHOT. Harry gets hungry and decides to go to the store. He runs into Snape, who leads him to a dumpster that hold the entrance to a mysterious cave. This story has no plot, point, or purpose. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
History by faelyn leaf reviews
Harry dies and has a conversation with the bravest man he ever knew. A goodbye letter from me to Harry Potter, ten months in making.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Owl's Daughter by Foxieglove reviews
While serving a detention for Filch, Draco discovers something that Potter doesn't know about and can't wait to rub his nose in it. What he doesn't expect to discover is the fact that he and Harry share a grief from the same source. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Regrets Make The Heart Grow Fonder by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Oh dear god! You have fallen for the delightfully charming Mr Snape.' Sirius says yes to a girl and Remus gets roped in as usual RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Speechless by Teddy'sTwin reviews
James Potter loves Lily Evans and Lily Evans loves James Potter- but she won't date him. She wants a lasting relationship that she knows he can't give, and terrified that she'll be hurt. Will that change when she looses her voice in a Potion's accident?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,254 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Classroom Samba by The March Hatter reviews
Draco, fan-girls, and a secret meeting with a certain Boy-Who-Lived. SLASH. Draco/Harry. Randomness prevails.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Which Hermione Declares Revenge by Hypothetically reviews
Thanks to an event so small no one remembers, Hermione has decided she hates Harry. And for some reason no one cares about shes going to get revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/19/2006
The Bet by joannarose18 reviews
Lily makes a bet with James that she can resist him even after 7 dates, she'll still be immune to his charm. Dun dun dun! LJ, of course, and maybe some other pairings. R&R please! COMPLETE! Finally...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,467 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Ficlet that Wouldn't End by Death's Daughter reviews
RemusSirius - Sirius gives Remus a valentine, and Remus doesn't realize it's for him, leading to a lot of misunderstandings and even more parenthetical speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pottersitting by Ferayne reviews
"That wasn't a kiss, Draco." Potter said defiantly. "Very true." He agreed, nodding. "But this is." Rated for language, mostly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Different by Jaceiri reviews
Oneshot. Sirius, at a young age, knew that he was different. The fact that he considered himself the rainbow sheep in the Black family was just the beginning of the insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Final Tribute by austenfan1990 reviews
A one-shot written days after the publication of Deathly Hallows but only submitted recently. Although the rest of Hogwarts is aglow with celebration, Harry pays his final respects to a man who he had never thought to respect or forgive - Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 237 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Cleansing by Ravenclaw Samurai reviews
Complete! Harry and Severus Snape are still fighting like cats and dogs. Detention is a common event but maybe this time they can wash away their differences and finally have some. . . ahem, fun together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Last days of summer by Insertrandomusername reviews
The war is over. The "good" side won, Voldemort was dead, and Harry had his own, lonely place. So he got himself a cat. HPDM, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
His Ring by NemesisFate reviews
Severus’ students realize something about him… something horrifying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Butterfly by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
D&H. How can you not know what butterfly kisses are, Potter? End of 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Halloween Ball by Faramirlover reviews
A slightly late Halloween fic. Drarry. Threeshot. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tidying Up by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
[]SiriusRemus[]. The Things Tidying Up Can Lead Up! Another fanfic on our fave canines!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pin the Tail on Snape by rospberry reviews
Harry's accepted a dare, but it's the morning after and suddenly it doesn't seem quite so funny. He has a hangover, a nagging best friend, and a tail in his pocket. It promised to be an interesting Potions lesson. GEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
May Angels Lead You In by BeHiNdThEsHaDoWs45 reviews
DH SPOILERS. Harry in the forbidden forest. HPSS no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
An Accident by Eniledamia reviews
Harry remained quite still for a moment, then hurled the mirror back into the trunk where it shattered.Order of the Phoenix. Harry accidently cuts himself on Sirius's mirror after breaking it. He then runs into someone unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Princesses and Idiots by Faramirlover reviews
Sirius is really tired and does something really strange. RLxSB, Slash warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Campside Angst by juliassundial reviews
The Potter characters fear the mighty stroke of JK Rowling’s pen and debate who may die in book 7. And Voldemort finally gets a well deserved slap in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Home Remedies by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is forced to seek treatment when he develops a horrific cold and ends up with WAY more than he bargained for! Slash warning! This fic contains MATURE adult content and is my one and only Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Understand Me by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Snarry oneshot. Set immediately after the last battle. HBP compliant. Want to know why Sev would kiss Harry onstage in front of half the wizarding population of Britain? Because they worked bloody hard to be allowed to! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept reviews
Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
If You Offered by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Probably AU. Snape and Harry have a moment of understanding. Was a oneshot. Not anymore. Read and see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Challenge Fic by CheesyGoom reviews
As the title states, it's a challenge fic. HPSS. R&R peoples!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magpie by AbstractConcept reviews
Harry watches over himself, but he isn’t the only one. Slash. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Shakes His Booty by AbstractConcept reviews
Harry’s true nature reveals itself at an inopportune moment. In which I parody supermagicalbeing!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3071 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stick by AbstractConcept reviews
After the war, Severus goes looking for peace. Harry goes looking for Severus. Severus finds strength in himself, but will he also learn to bend?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Pink by AbstractConcept reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
She's a Lady? by AbstractConcept reviews
A humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go—to save Severus…and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.) What Lola wants, Lola gets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Prefect's Bathroom by sherbetlemon2 reviews
Hermione, Draco, Snape and Harry, one happy winter's night in the Prefect's bathroom... Read also ArtyFarty's response to this challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Captain Paradox reviews
For Snarry lovers who also love music. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 80,810 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Say Hello reviews
HPDM, great for those of you up late and tired, swearing you'll only read one more then go to sleep haha. one-shot, heart-warming without being mushy. enjoy :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Desire reviews
SeverusxHarry; Yes, they are quite the bipolar ones ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Lewis Emerson reviews
A broken-hearted Harry Potter flees after the Final Battle, unable to cope with his love for Snape and the fact that Snape somehow survived the attack in the Shrieking Shack. But Snape might be hiding something . . . happy ending I promise :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Captain Paradox: Matthew reviews
This is Matthew's POV to my HPSS fic 'Captain Paradox'. Read as OCs Matthew and Roger find love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2008 - OC, Harry P.
WHY reviews
SSHP: Why does Harry have to visit someone in the middle of the night? Why are his friends so cruel when it comes to dares? Find out here!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dumbledore is a Fangirl reviews
Yep. He is an overly-compulsive fangirl of SNARRY. dun dun dun. I am an idiot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the SMC reviews
Harry comes across a really cool device that no one's ever heard of . . . beware, you might find CRACK! and yaoi . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Outwitting Snape reviews
AU, seventh year. War's over. Order members try to keep Harry inside the Castle, but he's got ideas of his own. What happens when Snape is the last option? Slight slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crack of a Mask reviews
No slash, set during fifth year. Snape's rant goes too far during one Occlumency lesson.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry in Denial reviews
HPSS. HARRY IS IN SEVENTH YEAR, so it's AU. As most single-minded and perverted post-eleven-year-olds will know, having one of THOSE dreams about your Potions professor was not something to leave you in a great mood. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Determinedness of Romilda Vane reviews
HPDM. Romilda Vane is tired of being ignored by Harry so she does something very . . . evil. Will this plot bring two sexy rivals together? WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stag and Doe reviews
An unexpected bag-flinging leads to something Lily never would have thought possible...but James might've pondered it a couple of times. Marauder Era, LE/JP, new chapters added often.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,750 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
No You Can't Change That reviews
Songfic to Can't Change That by Ray Parker. Harry/Draco, idiotically humorous. Happy Ending :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If You'd Just Realize reviews
It's the day after Harry killed Voldemort, and everyone's just being happy at the castle for a few days. Draco has been thinking, and he runs into Harry in the hallway. Set to the lyrics of Realize by Colbie Caillat. Happy ending, anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete