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Fifth of November

Remember remember the Fifth of November

with its gunpowder treason and plot.

I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason

should ever be forgot.

And what of the man by the name of Guy Fawks

who broke down the governments power?

He blew up the church and the senate and court,

and he blew up the parliament tower.

The prime minister roared to see such an act

and vowed his revenge on the spot.

Guy Fawks was arrested, then tried and convicted

death row than hanging he got.

And when that day came, May Fifth the next year

and Guy Fawks was marched out of his cell,

he laughed and he smiled with the crowd all the while

the noose tightened more with each yell.

The prime minister glared to see such a sight.

"Why so gay?" he asked angry and scared.

"Your death is just minutes away, don't you know?

You will die and none will have cared."

And Guy Fawks shook his head. laughed again and then said

"Wrong are you--and I have no regrets.

for a man, just a man, can be killed. That is true.

But ideals, no one forgets.

They killed him that day, burned his bones, his effects.

The situation was finally under control.

The prime minister laughed, had a drink and relaxed.

He had truly completely accomplished his goal.

But the peasants were stirring, they remembered Guy Fawks

and the seeds with his speech he had sown.

People were talking, were gathering, were plotting

and five years after that, revolution was grown.

BY, 'The13thHour'

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
It Started with a Pair of Yellow Pumps by Drowning.Octopus reviews
Hermione Granger's bright shoes and the influence of said shoes on her fabulous legs entrance Draco Malfoy, as does her quick wit and sharp tongue. Too bad she has a boyfriend. Love? Maybe. Hilarity? Definitely. ABANDONED I AM SO SO SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY (6/4/14)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,594 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Wishing Tree by RegretNotForgetNot reviews
What if you fall hard for someone without having met them at all? "I wish to meet my true love in front of this tree tomorrow at noon. Please. -Edward Cullen" was his wish, and Bella read it. I think it's "love at first note". ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14560 - Favs: 10,494 - Follows: 7,861 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Assassins: The Game of Love by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
At the stroke of midnight our favorite Twilight characters lives will be forever altered- by a game nonetheless. What happens when Bella, Edward and the rest sign up for a cross campus game of Assassins? Read to find out! Full summary inside! ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,111 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Accidental I Do by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
What do you mean I can't marry Jacob,"I hissed,my hands clenched into small fists.The attorney pushed his glasses up on his nose and looked at a booklet in his hands."Because you are already married to a mister Edward Cullen,"AH.Cannon Pairings Mostly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Get Your Own Hot Geek by RegretNotForgetNot reviews
Edward’s secretly the hot-as-hell-let-me-marry-you-and-bear-your-children-please type of guy. He and Bella have been best friends since… forever! But what happens when guys start to notice Bella? Edward decides to show just how hot he is! ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Isabella of Condre by Gorge on Life reviews
King Charles of Condre has formed a shaky alliance with Edward of Belliut to face a common enemy.In order to show that he won't betray Edward, Charles must wed his only daughter Isabella to Edward.Not a fairy tale.M for rape,violence,and dark thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,121 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Light in the Dark by Athenian Grace reviews
Vernon and Petunia Dursley didn’t see the letter Dumbledore left and brought baby Harry to a hospital. Will compassionate Doctor Cullen be able to let Harry go? Will they ever understand Harry's past? Twilight crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,722 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,646 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Me, Kill You by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,513 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3621 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Apres Moi, Le Deluge by Amethyst Jackson reviews
PAUSED. AU - After an unfortunate incident, Harry is turned into a vampire. Ignores DH. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Camarilla by Annilaia reviews
It was always just Bella and her mother, before Edward moved into town. Their group of friends have an amazing summer, full of adventures and disappointments. How many times will Bella reject Edward, before she realises they're made for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Because I love you by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
Sequel! Edward and Bella are finally together and try to fit in their new lives. What do you live for when you got what you fought for? Lots of old/new faces and new dark secrets that might get Bella in danger.Some jealousy, twists, romance, and drama! AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 198,885 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Forever by bedwardfan reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon, and never returned. The Cullen's all believe Bella is dead. But she's not, Victoria changed her and the Quileute tribe has helped her survive. It's twenty years later. Will Bella forgive Edward or is too late? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,985 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
What Happened? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
‘I HATE YOU!’, ‘WELL DONT WORRY BECAUSE THE FEELING IS MUTUAL!’ They both turned in different directions but I saw the same emotion hidden behind their cleverly shielded eyes. Not hatred. But something much stronger. Then, What Hapenned?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
48 Hours by RegretNotForgetNot reviews
Bella's 7 year seemingly one-sided unrequited love for Edward takes a turn... when she finds herself handcuffed to him for 48 hours! Ah, these colleges get more exciting by the year. ExB AU all HUMANN YAY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
One Night Standers by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella has a one night stand with a beautiful, bronze-haired stranger. The next day she starts work as a secretary and learns of her bosses less than angelic ways when it comes to women. So who is this boss?A certain Mr Cullen. R&R. AH. OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,224 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Second Chance for Love by Narnialover reviews
Edward leaves, Bella is heart broken. Victoria comes back and changes Bella. It's been 100 years later. Bella has a new family and friends and is happy with her life. What will happen when Edward finds her again and prophesies are revealed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,884 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward, Bella
Downfall by Madame Meg reviews
When Bella unwillingly marries King Edward, she starts searching for ways out of the marriage, unbeknownst to him. However, she soon finds herself embroiled in deceit as she learns she has a stalker, and Edward might just be the only man she can turn to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,075 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alice in Wonderland by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blind Date by Wintry Melody reviews
What would it be like to meet someone, but never see their face for a month? Bella and Alice are best friends. Emmett and Edward are brothers. ExB JxA EmxR Srry im not so great at summaries. Please read and review! Rated T to be safe. New chapter up !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,282 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008
Bagmans Gambit by PhadriaButterkist reviews
Hermione has been “captured” and unsurprisingly it is Draco Malfoy sent to question her. Poppies, quiche and lewd origami - it's all here! Not your usual Dramione tale
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,822 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Cold Blooded Killer by Marty and the Moon reviews
“Hermione what on earth are you doing with him? And doing- doing that - with Malfoy of all people!” DM/HG a little bit of violence, not very graphic, depression, cursing, threats, unforgivable curses. Yeah summary sucks, stories better. Trust me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Opposites Attract Or Not by Rahzelia reviews
When Edward, the hot-headed, wealthy leader of the Cullens cross paths with the poor, yet strong-headed Bella - will sparks fly or will fists? ALL HUMAN. OOC. Spin off to Boys Over Flowers drama 's plot. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008
All About Us by dm's princess reviews
Hermione witnesses Draco in an act that she can't forget & will eventually make a huge impact on her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,851 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Red September by school.and.boredom.suck reviews
Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are brothers in a band. Alice and Rosalie forced Bella to watch one of their gigs and go backstage. You could call it love at first sight, or whatever. Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,309 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008
My Worst Nightmare by Rock'n'Slash reviews
Its Nessie's sixth birthday, and she is beaming. Why? Because she got asked out by the cutest guy in the entire school. Unaware of the imprinting, will she realize Jake loves her? How will Jake deal with the jock? Language, & in later chapters, dirtiness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,515 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Who would heve guessed? by Miss-Cooper reviews
Hermione's been dreading the coming year cause being head girl means living with head boy, who is, yep.Draco! story better that summery.flames welcome, but i'd rather not have them. Read & review!Please? T for a lot of cussing...alot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Shadow of the Day by XDCaramel reviews
Bella told Edward she loved him. He said he didn't feel the same way. What happens when they meet 2 years later after the murder of Bella's mother? Will old wounds reopen? And Renee's killer still on the loose... ExB All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,611 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The playboy and the lamb by xoxNany303xox reviews
ALL HUMAN. Edward's the school player. Bella's the new girl at Forks High. And Edward wants Bella. He wants her... bad. How will he do to get her? What will he do to seduce her? In what way does he want her? Will she fall for him? Answers in the story...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Emmett's Own Midnight Sun by Sinead-Cullen-4eva reviews
Set After Breaking Dawn. Rosalie never existed and Carlise saved Emmett but he was dommed to be alone forever. Except when he meets a human girl called Kristal, will their relationship blossom or will their differences come between them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Emmett
NEED HELP FOR STORY IDEA! by jobroluver927 reviews
I have no idea what to write for a twilight story and i can really use your help! more info inside
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
More Than Ever by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Isabella Swan's only love is getting married to Tanya Delani... What happens to Bella and Edward? Is it truely over? ALL HUMAN... I know it's a rubbish summary but check it out or you'll regret it :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
my breaking Dawn by gandkforev899 reviews
what happens after eclipse telling charlie, the wedding , bella becoming a vampire and what about jacob read and much much more...please Read & Review The wedding Chapter is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,550 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
2 Years 7 Months 23 Days by RegretNotForgetNot reviews
A tale of longing, desire, and wishes in the lives of should-have-been high school sweethearts Bella and Edward, only to have been separated by life, and then rejoined by the sweetest of circumstances. ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Meeting Edward Cullen at the Olympics by lenny85 reviews
Bella Swan gets a job working at the Olympics. She then meets the elusive and sexy Edward Cullen. Will romance bloom? Will Edward win gold? For Michael Phelps lovers! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Escort by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella just got dumped, is now dateless for a charity event, and asks her best friends for help to find her a last minute date. Edward Cullen is a local struggling artist & is now an escort. Now the two will redefine the meaning of passion. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,968 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Mary Sue Commandments by Charlie's Asexuals reviews
Oneshot. Thou shall conform to these commandments when making a new Mary Sue. And thou shall like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - OC - Complete
The Cullen Show by Kindergartener-at-Heart reviews
DISCONTINUED. Alice, Rosalie, and Bella are sisters who are going on a cruise in the summer. Jasper, Emmett, and Edward are having a game show on the same cruise ship. What will happen when the sisters are accidentally put onto the show?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
DATING THE BOSS by CindeBella - Edward's Manda reviews
Bella is always chasing different boys, using fake names. What will happen when she meets someone who is determined to fight for her? And help her change her bad habits? Read to find out :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,491 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bella's Shower Fun by Logan Emery reviews
It's Bella's Time of the month. She takes a shower. Edward shows up. Singing songs and breaking down bathroom doors...The other chapters are short funny stories involving Harry Potter, Wands and a teddy bear. I just added a new chapter on 5/7/08 YAY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Wanted! by Recipe reviews
When Lily fails to find a boyfriend by the end of her sixth year, her mother gets to action, and she'll stretch as far as Hogwarts to ensure that Lily will return with a boy by summer. Too bad James Potter seems to meet the qualifications. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,666 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Twilight Fanfiction is Scary! by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
What George Remembers by Victoria Humblydum reviews
The people who say that your loved ones never truly die but rather live in your heart forever are liars. It’s really the other way around; when they leave, they take a bit of your heart with them. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Flirting with Disaster by SixEcho reviews
Draco must thwart a fellow Malfoy’s infatuation with Hermione Granger before the power balance at Hogwarts gets completely screwed up. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Her Last Sentence reviews
Draco is taking a chance to engage a certain Gryffindor. Hermione is dancing around with danger involving herself with Malfoy. Nothing M just normal innuendos you expect to see in an Dramione fiction. Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy HGxDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,444 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You're Beautiful reviews
She is getting married to a man she has less feelings to compared to the one sitting amidst the guests. Little did she know, he had felt the same way. It is a pity it's all too late. Songfic, You're Beautful by James Blunt. HGxDM. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Guy Fawkes reviews
Draco died, killed because he fought for the Light. And now, he returned to take somebody away with him. Just like he promised to do on his last breath. One-shot. Main Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger. Inspired by V for Vendetta and Guy Fawkes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Death Is Too Easy
Then you should have died for your friends, like what we would have done for you!" Sirius spat in rage. Death from the remaining members of the Marauders is too much an honor for a traitor. Not slash. One-shot. Main Characters: Remus, Sirius, Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete