Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, and Death Note.
hakari3456: and yet you are talking to me
Mr. Blanchard: "OK, lets talk about volume! The type of measurement. If someone were to take the roof off this building and filled this room with sand.."
Kid next to me: hand shoots up
Mr. Blanchard: "What?"
Kid next to me: "If the room was filled with sand we would be crushed to death."
ME: "You said we were leaving class early?" hopeful look
Mr: Blanchard: "Nice try I'm not falling for that again!"
jibjab26: My mom cooked double or triple fudge brownies and breakfast for dinner. I should eat some.
STOP, QUOTE TIME
Be nice to everyone or else they can be a god and they'll mess you up! Mr. Spencer English teacher
"remember condoms are your friend. especially the flavored ones"-me to my gay friend and his boyfriend they were like 0////0
This happened when my mom decided to take me my cousin and her friend to a parade claiming that I don't see the sun enough.
Kittie randomly said "I was a test tube baby!"
Me: "Oh do you know who your parents are?"
Kittie: "Yep they were aliens!"
Me: "Oh! that's so cool!"
Then My cousin slapped herself on the forehead and climbed up a tree muttering softly "Who, them? no I have no idea who they are! Why don't you go join them with their talking of aliens while I hide up here until they act like normal humans."
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"Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule." Friedrich Nietzsche
"Would those of you in cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry." John Lennon
"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?" John Lennon (I love John Lennon.)
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
“To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.”
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
“Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.” -John Milton
What do you mean there's no Weapons r' us? Where do all the psychopaths get their toys then!
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
They say the truth will set you free. So why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Whoever said anything was possible never tried nailing Jello to a tree.
Whoever said anything is possible has never tried slamming a revolving door.
Whoever said anything is possible has never tried to dribble a football.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back.
The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well meaning, and paved with their good intentions.
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.
An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences.
Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over.
Hell is inevitable, you go there cause you sin, you sin cause you know you'll go there.
When I grow up I want to become an evil tyrant, cause many deaths, take over lots of countries, have Lot's of people hate me, steal everyone's right shoe, write on their homework assignments with highlighters, draw on their faces, curse every one I know, join a nudist colony, become a vampire, sign my life away, cause an earthquake to put Pangaea back together, contact the aliens,create evil children, and then go to heaven.
“Insanity is relative to whom one considers as sane” said harry with a smirk A past life returns
HARRY: Oh my god!
HARRY: Your bird, sir… there was nothing I could do! It just… fwoom!
DUMBLEDORE: Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry; he’ll be all right in a moment.
HARRY: No, sir, he just internally combusted! He’s deceased! A stiff! Bereft of life! He has been shuffled loose the mortal coil and joined the choir invisible! If he weren’t a smallish pile of ash, he’d be pushing up the daisies! He wouldn’t be all right in a moment if you put ten thousand volts through him! Fawkes is an ex-phoenix! Harry Potter and the Plumbing of Doom by Darth Maligna
As if its not long enough!
Randomly list twelve of your favourite characters:
2. Luna Lovegood
3. Neville Longbottom
4. Beyond Birthday
5. Hermoine Granger
6. Merlin (BBC Version)
7. Sam Winchester
8. Dean Winchester
9. Bobby Singer
11. Arthur (BBC Version)
12. Draco Malfoy
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Yes... All the time. I'd tell you to look in my favorites but it's kinda turning into a blackhole, that eats whever I favorite and I never see it again.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I think she's adorable... and damn sexy ;P
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'm pretty sure Sammy'd kill him for impregnating his brother...
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Yes. No. Maybe. I don't remember the name, it was a HP/SPN crossover when a 15 year old harry gets to America and bobby exorcises the demon that was possessing him and kinda takes Harry under his wing.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yeah! They;d be so cute together, what with their coloring! But... I'm pretty sure Uther would have them murdered...
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Hermione/Castiel or Hermione/Bobby... Yeah, I'ma go with her and Castiel.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Sam walks in on Draco and Luna having sex? Probably cover his eyes and walk out.
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Neville had always had a problem with self confidence, and all of a sudden there's this ANGEL that wants him, him! Neville Longbottom, to help him in a war.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Yep. Apple Pie one I think would count.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Draco/Sam Winchester Chance Meeting, Changed Destiny
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Beyond Birthday finds another L. Well not really, this was a different kind of genius, one with magic. One that Beyond Birthday wanted.
12) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
I don't think so.
13) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/merlin/draco Crack. Utter crack.
15) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Um... Did you come from hevan? Cause you're more beautiful then the angels"
16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
17) What is Six's super-secret kink?
HAHAHAHAHAHA Arthur Pendragon.
18) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Drunk and drugged maybe
19) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Sam. Defiantly Sam.
20) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with three , then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Twelve
Harry and Bobby are in a happy relationship until Bobby runs off with Beyond Birthday. Harry, broken heart has a hot one night stand with Arthur, and a brief unhappy affair with Neville, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Draco Malfoy.
21) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Isn't it already? ;P
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