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Joined 04-04-08, id: 1543328, Profile Updated: 09-12-08
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Silmarillion.

I am a teenage girl from Canada and I'm new to this.So,sorry if I screw up every now and then.All flames shall be used to roast marshmallows. And constructive criticism always welcome :)

Here's a bit about me:

I love reading,art,watching tv,hanging with friends,going on the computer,being absolutely just plain lazy and chocolate(frozen dark Belgian chocolate is my favorite).I can speak french(main language english) and write in it too.

Favorite sports:Tae Kwon Do,gymnastics,dance,figure skating,skiing and horse back riding.

Fave movies:I have a lot,but here are couple of my best:Lord of the Rings,Pirates of the Caribbean,Harry Potter and The Mists of Avalon.I also really like Disney.

Fave music:I like pretty much anything except some heavy metal and rap.Some of my favorite artists are Enya,Loreena McKinnit,Carrie Underwood,Sara Bareilles,All American Regects and Nickleback.

Favorite books:I read a lot so I'm not going to put every book I've read,but here are a few:The Harry Potter series,Lord of the Rings,The Mists of Avalon,The Other Boleyn Girl,The Twilight series and the Royal Diaries.I also like history books.

Fave TV shows:Third Watch,Due South,House M.D.Two and A-Half Men,The Suite Life of Zach and Cody,Hannah Montana,MuchMoreMusic,Discovery Channel(I know they're not TV shows,but I like them),What Not to Wear,Charmed and some more things I can't think of.

More Random Things:

Fav colors: Purple,blue and green

Fav animals:I like any type but especially dolphins,whales and sharks

School: Drama,choir,band and art

Fav foods: Anything but mushrooms and some meats

Dislikes: Spiders,cannibalism,zombies(thanks to the movie Fido), horror movies,super scary books, fire, needles and balloons ( don't ask )

Random Quotes and So onn:

"What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?"

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems...

The road to success is not straight.
There is a curb called Failure; a loop called Confusion; speed bumps called Friends; red lights called Enemies; caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination; an engine called Perseverance; insurance called Faith, and a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called Success!

SHUT UP VOICES OR I'LL POKE YOU WITH A Q-TIP AGAIN!

Ductape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side. Plus it holds the universe together.

Slinky + Escalator = Everlasting Fun.

The real problem with reality is theres no background music.

"Murderer? Well, thats a harsh word. I prefere to think of myself as a Mortality Technician"

"I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I tell them It's in a jar on my desk."

Tragedy? That's when I cut my finger. Comedy? That's when you walk into an open sewer and die.

You know you're a Lord of the Ring freak if:

1. When asked where you want to go on vacation, you say, "A nice trip to Imladris would be relaxing."

2. Your idea of a perfect marriage means that you marry an Elf.

3. When your little brother's first word is "Ada", you get excited, because you know that's the Sindarin word for "Dad".

4. When you see a golden band around someone's finger, you wonder why they aren't invisible.

5. Your idea of "graceful" is watching Legolas prance through the woods killing orcs.

6. You write the mayor and tell him that houses built into the ground with round, wooden doors are a better way to live.

7. At a restaurant, you ask the chef if they serve Lembas.

8. When you grow up, you want to live in New Zealand.

9. You consider anyone measuring below 5 feet to be a "half-ling".

10. When asked in class to give a synonym for "traitor", you say "Gollum!"

11. Mom hears you muttering "My Precious" in your sleep.

12. Your goal is to live to be 111+

Copy and Paste Thingys:

You know you live in 2008 when...

(1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

(2) You haven't played Solitare with real cards in years.

(3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname.

(4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

(6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

(7) As you read this list you keep smiling and nodding.

(8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

(9) And you were too busy to read number 5

(10) And you scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

(11) Now you are laughing at your stupidity.

(12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that...you know you did.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, Erurawien,the-dolphins-way

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can qoute it word-for-word and you do at random times: copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, phychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

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Teach Me To Live by Daughter of Thranduil reviews
When a battered elfling is brought to Imladris, the twins, Arwen, Haldir and Legolas begin to teach her to trust and smile again. This is her story as she grows up there and can finally face her past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 141,790 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Elrohir, Legolas
NEVER READ FANFICTION TO HOBBITS! by DARN i lost my ink pen reviews
The Fellowship is trying to settle down for some quality time together when they are interrupted by the arrival of an evil fanfiction. Told from each character's point of view, it contains heavy sarcasm, popcorn, nude elves, and grumpy OCs. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,453 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008
Family Ties: Left Holding the Baby by HPfanGleekForLife reviews
“...nothing to worry about, Mr. Malfoy, your daughter’s going to be fine” Hermione is shocked to find that Draco has a daughter.Will curiosity get her in trouble? Or lead to something more? DMHG 1st of a trilogy. LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 94,161 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
A Dance Upon Green Hills by MidnightWhisper7 reviews
Of the meeting of Tulkas and Nessa during the Spring of Arda.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
My Guiding Star by DarkOrangeSherbert reviews
Haldir of Lorien must struggle between his love for his job, and his responsibility for his baby girl. Will he forever resent her, or will he grow to love her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Haldir
Lords of the Valar by SeekHim reviews
This is a series of poems I've written about each of the Valar
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Pirate by SivanShemesh reviews
A little Estel story been told by Queen Arwen to her son, while the king is away. Complete. Nominated for MEFA 2008
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Arwen U., Eldarion - Complete
Changing the Past by MistyC reviews
Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir are given the chance to travel into their pasts and save the life of one they love. What will change as a result, and how will that affect the history of Arda? 2007 MEFA nominee.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 145,957 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Aragorn, Elrohir
Peredhel by Epilachna reviews
A half-elven child finds safety and acceptance in Imladris, Elrond suffers the lonliness of being peredhel, and Erestor relives a nightmare from his past. Rivendell and Lothlorien elves will appear. Some cliche breaking within.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 123,644 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Out, Damn'd Spot! Out, I Say! by AliKat7 reviews
2008 2nd place MEFA Winner:Elves, Noldor Fixed Length Fics-Like Lady MacBeth, Celebrimbor discovers how much blood is in a body, so much so that water cannot wash it easily away. Written for OSA Drabble challenge-Water
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
A Ringwraith's Lament by Hasufel reviews
A Ringwraith reflects on how he wishes life were different...song parody of "Part of Your World" from the Little Mermaid
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
O, Cruel Fate! by greywing reviews
A reclusive botanist finds herself unceremoniously whisked into Middle Earth...in the form of the studliest male elf to ever walk the face of Arda. Featuring irritated Valar,fainting ellith, an unscrupulous healer, and a completely clueless Cirdan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,221 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrond
To Keep Jane Safe by Kebire reviews
Aro knows he shouldn’t be so attached to the child. She’s a guard, a weapon, not a pet or, god forbid, a daughter. Aro & Jane family fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Resurrection II by Rhyselle reviews
The Doors of Mandos open once more, but not for the usual reason. A double drabble for Easter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Resurrection by Rhyselle reviews
The Valar await the awakening of a newly re-embodied fëa. An Easter ficlet for my readers and fellow authors.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
A Common Enemy by Enelya reviews
Fingolfin, recently come to Mandos, seeks out his half-brother for explanations of various issues in the house of Finwë. In short: it's all Finarfin's fault.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Cirdan's Beard by Lalaeth reviews
Did you ever wonder why Cirdan, alone of all the Elves of Middle-earth, had a beard? You would not be the only one.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Wavebreaker by Aria7 reviews
Otherwise known as the day Finarfin decided the sea was not a friendly place, Faniel decided Feanor was very annoying, Fingolfins head and the sea became very well acquainted, Findis laughed a lot and Finwe tried to ignore them all. A normal day in Aman.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Oh Where Is My Hairbrush? by Erurawien reviews
Legolas is missing his hairbrush. He has to find it. Simple enough? Written for Octobers Teitho Contest: Whodunit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
If I Had One Wish by Ellfine reviews
Indis reveals her greatest wish.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Indis - Complete
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It SNOW! by Nieriel Raina reviews
UFS: Spring in Imladris? Autumn in Eriador? Summer in Ithilien? What has this to do with Yule? And why is everyone confessing? Starring Glorfindel, Aragorn and Legolas. With Elrond, Erestor, and Gimli
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Glorfindel, Legolas - Complete
Mythic Grandeur by Enelya reviews
The Valar have differing reactions to the latest myths that come from Middleearth...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/17/2007
The Promise by Earendilion reviews
Finwë made Fëanáro a promise he couldn't keep.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Saving Face by Crystal Remnant reviews
There’s a fine line between stupidity and the cliché. Join Bella, Edward and Jacob as they walk this line with blatant disregard for the rules of nature, time, space and reality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007
Of Vampires, Bears and Friendly Banter by Alcyone23 reviews
Carlisle convinces Aro to try animal blood. Aro has an interesting reaction.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
What a Pane by Crystal Remnant reviews
And while she was outside, he was inside twitching in the living room like a crispycrème addict who’d just been told the store was out of stock. [BxE]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Love is the Same for Everyone by The Lark Ascending reviews
Guinevere’s breath quickened and over her high cheekbones thin strips of colour appeared, like fine brushstrokes of apricot. Her eyes were grey and lucid, but as her fingers curled into the cold stone her irises betrayed inner disquiet.
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Kings, Queens, and Corsets by Fiery Mango reviews
When Legolas and Aragorn are assigned to protect visiting royalty secrets will be revealed, bonds will be tested, and dresses will be worn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,566 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Patroclus Has Found His Achilles by Spider from Mars reviews
[Mists of Avalon] It's a pity Lancelet has no mind to the Greek fashion of love. Gareth's thoughts on the eve of his knighting.
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Repetitive by Fiery Mango reviews
Because one can only contemplate life and death so many times in one week.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Routine Rescue by Fiery Mango reviews
After an Orc attack Aragorn must rescue an injured Legolas... again... this is their basic conversation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Seven For A Secret by Kielle reviews
Who was to blame for the Kinslaying and all that followed? Feanor's wife Nerdanel has a different opinion...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2004
Thus Fell by Kielle reviews
They say your life flashes before your eyes... A brief tale of Fingon.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2003
Wreath Of Steel And Silver by Kielle reviews
The hand that nurtures Lothlorien once wielded a blade... Galadriel seeks forgiveness for her part in the Kinslaying. LOTR/Silmarillion.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2002
If Wishes were Horses by Ithilwen of Himring reviews
Sequel to "The Gift". A young Maedhros and Fingon meet for the first time. Silmarillion-based.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/24/2002
The Longings of the Eruhini by Ithilwen of Himring reviews
The Children of Iluvatar reflect on their natures. Silmarillion-based.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2002
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The World According To Crookshanks reviews
Ever wonder how Crookshanks see's the world through his eye's? Well here you go. Bit of OC"s here and there. Also this is my first fic,so please be nice. Constructive criticism welcome. Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Haiku for the Valar & the Valier reviews
It's a little experiment. Full summary inside. Check it out please!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete