Maria Angseth
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Joined 04-04-08, id: 1543454, Profile Updated: 04-25-08
Author has written 1 story for Super Smash Brothers.

As you already know if you're here, my name is Maria Elena Maxwell. I'm nineteen years old, and I'm a writer of crappy oneshot fanfiction. I don't have the patience or the dedication to write more than just shoddy oneshots, so that's all that I do. I seem to have a bit of a fanbase going for my first story, though. A crapload of people favorited it.

Anyway, I suppose I should talk a little about myself. I was born in New Orleans, Louisiana, but I currently reside in Marietta, Georgia, with my girlfriend. My best friends are my homeboy Snake, who no one here will ever know, and my...ah...sister from another mother, Violet, known on these forums as Strike to Incinerate. My favorite hobby is gaming, and my favorite games are Super Smash Bros. and any entrant of the Metroid series. I'm a rabid Samus Aran fangirl, which is why you'll see her often in the fanfictions I write. Samus/Zelda = OTP. If you don't like it, lug it, hetero fangirls. Your straight pairings bore me.

Since teenagers love calling themselves unique to rebel against the hell that is society, I guess I better do the same thing, even though I'm not anti-society, and discuss what I believe is my most defining trait: I'm transgender. For my entire life, I have known that I am a girl, and that I was cursed at birth by being trapped in a boy's body. As I've grown, it's become more and more painfully obvious to me. Now, I'm a young woman, and as my body matures more and more into that which I fear most, I know the time is now. I'm currently searching for a therapist that can start me on the right track. It's going to be really hard doing this, especially at such a tender time in my life. I really, really hate to quote Britney Spears, but it makes sense to say that I'm not a boy, not yet a woman.

Future projects:

Out with a Bang: This is a sequel to my first oneshot, 'Certainly Not Bisexual.' If you don't know the plot of it, read it. However, if you have anything to say about the Link/Roy scene at the beginning, don't review it. I didn't intend for the yaoi to be appealing, fucking fangirls. Anyways, in Out with a Bang, the basic plot is that Zelda fakes her own death in order to escape from Link, and from Hyrule, to live with Samus on Tallon IV. She gets assistance in this endeavor from a certain someone who owes Samus a favor. Most of this fanfic will be composed of flashbacks, however, to Zelda's abuse at the hands of Link, and to a lesser extent, Samus's adverse encounters with Roy. Link and Roy are pretty much going to be the villains of my Samus/Zelda stories. I never liked either of them.

Final Honeymoon: The next installment. Link receives word from one of his spies that Zelda is, in fact, alive. Enraged, he goes to Tallon IV to pick up his woman, who he still sees as property. Needless to say, after catching him with Roy's shooter in his pooper, Zelda's not exactly ready to forgive her hubby yet. A duel between Link and Zelda ensues, and within minutes, Roy arrives as well to engage Samus. It's the battle of the sexes! Who will emerge victorious?!

Acknowledgements:
Here's where I give sappy thankyous to everyone who helped me as a writer.

First and foremost, my best friend and kinda sorta sister, Violet. If it weren't for you sitting on my couch and writing fanfics C-O-N-S-T-A-N-T-L-Y, I would never have thought there was anything to this sort of thing. For being my inspiration and my guidepost of sorts for the start of my fanfic writing days, THANK YOU VIOLET~! I LUFFERS YOU! Everyone here, that means EVERYONE, should read her stories. Especially that damn yaoi fangirl who commented on my Zelda/Samus story saying 'Roy shoots and scores.' I was pissed, but you'll probably get a better reaction if you say something like that in a review to Violet. She writes yaoi. And yuri. And hetero. She writes everything, as opposed to me. I just like the lady-love.

Secondly, my good friend Miranda, who I don't think posts on here, for roleplaying the story out with me. If it weren't for you, dear, I wouldn't have any subject matter! I hope you'll keep on roleplaying with me, so that I can continue sharing Zelda and Samus's story with the world!

The Destiny of Zelda and Samus reviews
Marriages are destroyed, evils are reborn, and a war across dimensions is declared, but all that matters is that love conquers all...doesn't it? Samus Aran/Queen Zelda. Rated M for gratuitous lady-love, language, and a few scenes of graphic violence.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,827 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Samus A., Zelda/Sheik