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Author has written 18 stories for South Park, StarTrek: The Original Series, Two and a Half Men, Drake & Josh, 9, Misc. Tv Shows, and Teen Titans.

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Angels Would Fall by WhisperOfTheNight reviews
The twins find a romance novel and decide to share their findings with the others. Someone should tell 5 that a romance novel is not a guidebook...
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/4/2009 - 5, 9
How I See You by Black Rose TD reviews
Team 8 is together again for a delegation mission. Kiba, bored with his "bodyguard" position, tries to have fun with Shino at his hosts' expense. *Contains citrus*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Kiba I., Shino A.
The Grown Up Little Vampire by Failing Grace reviews
The Little Vampire...only older. Scotland offers Tony Thompson the experience of a lifetime-- to save a clan of vampires, and maybe, just maybe, fall in love with one of them. BL TonyxRudolf.
Little Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,563 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Tony T., Rudolph S.
Short by 9 Marbles by Tora Marikama reviews
Humanized; Life at the mental hospital could be hectic at times for patients 1 through 8, especially in a hospital full of secrets, but what they don’t know is that the new 9th patient is going to turn their worlds upside down.
9 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,041 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - 9
The Hunt by Hey Missy reviews
The open season has just begun.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
Kiss the Sky by Uncrasamatic reviews
Christopher keeps his promise to Wikus and returns to Earth. Wikus decides to remain a member of the alien species after spending those three years as a 'Prawn.' Now Wikus must learn how to be a member of their society. Slash eventual warning. Not pwp.
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M.
The Adventures of Chekov and Sulu by bemj11 reviews
Chapter Twenty Five. Kirk was unprepared to be hugged by Ambassador Jahi, or kissed by his aide. Sulu flees the rec room. Things just aren't working out between the Enterprise crew and Jahi's people. And then, of course, Chekov has to show up.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,061 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
A Life Between Heaven and Earth by Abyssal1 reviews
Sometimes all the things you know can be challenged by the one thing you don't. Sometimes love isn't easy to explain - not when a universe of differences exist between you. WARNINGS: explicit sex, angst. HARD M - MATURE READERS ONLY PLEASE.
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,475 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J.
Testament by AlienZombies reviews
In which there is much AU, 2 is Jewish, 7 likes to skateboard, and the 9 crew are modern-age humans. Rating may go up. Made for FUN, folks. COMPLETE
9 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,951 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - 9, 5 - Complete
With All the Dying Leaves I Scream by Lassroyale reviews
When Columbus gets hurt and left behind, Tallahassee has to decide: salvation on the open road, or redemption in eyes of a broken boy?
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Tallahassee, Columbus
Use Somebody by LaVioleBlanche reviews
He'd waited for three years. Was it finally over? Had he really given up?
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,999 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
Stockholm syndrome by Last-Summoner reviews
1/2 slash, mentions of one-sided 2/5. 1 had his own ways of controlling the ones he wanted to control...
9 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2009 - 1, 2
Sometimes Two Must be Sacrificed by Majorkami reviews
Written after pondering the question of why 2 stayed at the Sanctuary despite 1's actions. This follows the beginning and end of their relationship. 2x1 slash, not too graphic, but consider ye warned. Now with an epilogue.
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - 1, 2 - Complete
When You're Strange by LaVioleBlanche reviews
When Christopher accepted the human into his home, he had no idea what he was getting into. Lovely slash here, get it while it's hot!
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
Symbiosis by Elendraug reviews
You get only what you give back. - AU. What if Wikus had made it to the mothership with Christopher and CJ?
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J.
Trapped by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Trapped, the five dead Stitchpunks wait for salvation quietly. But Six has a question, and Eight is going to answer no matter what. One-shot.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Just a Game by Straiya reviews
One night a comet is predicted to fly over the valley and Crash and Eddie join with everyone else to see it but when they decide to play at the pond circumstances become more complicated than they could have ever imagined. Was it just a game? CrashxEddie
Ice Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Crash, Eddie - Complete
Strange by hollyberry29 reviews
Wikus/Christopher pre-slash. WARNINGS: Xeno, Slash M/M, Language
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
Never Be the Same Again by ShiTiger reviews
SPOILERS. Wikus continues making flowers long after his wife passes on. Pairings: Wikus x Tania.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Wikus V.D.M., Tania V.D.M. - Complete
My Name is Christopher by Anna Kaiya Freeman reviews
District 9 Drabble. Three years later, Christopher thinks about his earth-given name. One Shot.
District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
A DoctorType Pon Farr by B.J. Sanders reviews
I think Bones might be going through Pon Farr. Oh, also, call down to engineering. I don't think Scotty's going to be back to work anytime soon." Scotty tries to help the doctor loosen up. It has unexpected results. Rated M for a reason. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
When Words Become Superfluous by asteroidbuckle reviews
Drake and Josh have done a lot of things, but they haven't kissed. Rated between T and M. Drake/Josh.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
TOW Joey Cooks Naked by usedusernames reviews
Joey/Chandler slash. “And the headlines will read ‘Man Commits Suicide Because Roommate Cooks Nude’.”
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Guidelines to the Rockman Universe by Necklace of Raindrops reviews
There are many rules involved in leading a long and healthy life in the Rockman universe. Here are just a few of them.
Mega Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007
Tissue Box Graphics by zombie toast reviews
In which Tory receives kissing lessons from Paul in order to impress Colin. Paul/Tory implied Tory/Colin ONE-SHOT
Off*Beat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Stalking by Red Lioness reviews
Chack! Chase decides to show his playful side to Jack.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Finding a Protege by morgana006 reviews
Zatara tries to save Kid Devil, with a plan that is almost doomed to fail. Inspired by Teen Titans 42.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
The Different Assistant by ForeverFinally reviews
Randall loves coffee. Randall hates Mondays.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Little Bat Wings by foggynite reviews
The Little Vampire. Almost a decade after the change, and Rudolph can't forget. Tony doesn't want him to. Slash.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2003
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Normalcy reviews
Just an average day.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Appreciation reviews
Roy muses about Donna and other relationship possibilities.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Roy H./Speedy I - Complete
Getting the Prize
With no way to have Chau out of the public eye, Euan takes a chance. Chau/Euan : Off Centre : Slash
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Good Day reviews
It had been a good day, and all Six wanted to do was find Eight. Eight/Six Slash
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - 6, 8 - Complete
Square One reviews
Twenty-Seven One-shots to lyrics from one song. Sulu/Chekov
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Go Getter reviews
There is a new guy in Drake’s building, and he’s taking a glance. AU Drake/Josh Slash
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
NightFall reviews
Josh has a chance to do it all over again. Josh Peck/Drake Bell
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Kiss Day reviews
Drake finds out about a new holiday. Drake/Josh BrothaCest
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Like This reviews
Drake helps Josh out. BrothaCest
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Don't Trust Me reviews
Josh shouldn’t have trusted Drake to not make a scene. Drake/Josh BrothaCest
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Noise reviews
Charlie can make some rather fascinating noises.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Meditation reviews
Spock has trouble Meditating. Set in Academy time-frame.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Spock - Complete
Braces reviews
Kenny isn't fond of the way Kevin's uses his braces. KevinKenny Incest Slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
All My Lovin reviews
Kyle doesn't always like the choices Stan makes. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
So Nice So Smart reviews
Don't get Stan wrong. He's always admired Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Insults reviews
Don't insult someone until you know how they'll react.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Craig T., Christophe - Complete
Weddings reviews
Kenny muses on the weddings he's been to. Various Pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
Drunken Haze reviews
As in related. . . Same mom' You just can't reason with drunk people. Kinda KevinKenny Incest
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete