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Joined 04-05-08, id: 1543815, Profile Updated: 12-07-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

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Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

Name: Missy. All you need to know.

AGE: 15...but I could be 27 XD

PLACE: I moved again...

GENDER: Imma a chick, dude X)

NICKNAME: Never.

FAVORITE ANIMES SLASH MANGAS: Naruto, Nosatsu Junkie, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Kimi Ni Todoke, Fruits Basket, Nosatsu Junkie, We Were There (Bokura Ga Ita), Ultra Maniac, High School Debut, LoveCom, Shugo Chara, Love Attack, Monkey High (Saruyama XD) and Ouran High School Host Club!! Beast Master, Dengeki Daisy, and of course HETALIA AND ALL ITS AXIS GLORY POWERS!!!!! (Really, it's just Hetalia Axis Powers.)

Also, I'd like to make a declaration of love to Tegoshi Yuya...yeah. He's beautfiul...and his voice...-swoon-.

PAIRINGS: I like me some Nejiten!!! And yeah yeah, go read the stories Favorited on here or guess on which other pairings I like XD


30 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator List:

1. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

2. Throw a fake spider on the ground and squeal with terror.

3. Do Tai Chi exercises

4: One word: Flatulence!

5: Bounce a super ball around the elevator.

6: Touch someone’s shoulder and say “Tag you’re it!”

7: Challenge the guy next to you to a thumb war.

8: Start a sing-along.

9: Greet everyone in the elevator as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all.

10: Pick somebody to lean on and spill all your “problems” to.

11: Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers “through” it.

12: Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male. -Thanks to ADHD kid in jail for the idea x)

13: Get back to nature: go in naked.

14: Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. -Another thanks to ADHD kid in jail for the idea!!

15: Run into the elevator in a panic, holding a doll in one hand. Ask which floor is the pediatrician.

16: Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

17: Scratch yourself excessively saying “Stupid head lice! It’s all over me!”

18: Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers

19: Call the Physic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

20: Get a vote from the entire elevator about some completely pointless issue.

21: Move your desk into the elevator and when someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

22: Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.

23: Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

24: Put a box in the corner labeled 'BOMB' and ask if they hear a ticking noise.

25: Challenge people to duels. -Another thanks to ADHD kid in jail for the idea!

26: Tell people you can see their aura.

27: Walk on with a cooler that says human head.

28: Say “I wonder what all these do” and press all the red buttons.

29: Throw a rave. -And yep, another thanks to ADHD kid in jail for the idea!!

30: Call out, “Group hug!” then enforce it.


:Okay! Here are story updates!:

30 Fun Things to do in an Elevator: When you leave a list, Naruto, and everybody else together, you get a crap load of stories to tell to your cute, innocent grandchildren. Just for kicks, with unrealistic humor crack . High School AU

Rating: T (for language)

CHAPTER 6 OUT. In progress.

Genre: Humor/Adventure/Friendship etc.

Missy: Just experimenting on this kind of thing...>,> BUT HOPE IT AT LEAST MAKES YOU LAUGH...OR SNORT...OR SCOWL, WHATEVER BLOWS YOUR SKIRT UP X]


Love like this: 'That's why you keep on running in and out of mind. As the years they'll roll by, baby now I know why, I keep on coming baack to you.' -Nejiten-

Status: Complete, Chapter 19. Updated: 10.31.11

Rating: T

Genre: Romance, General

Missy: Thanks so much guys for your reviews or just reading it!!! GOOD DAY!!!


Put your lips like this: 'Neji?! Kissing as a battle against Lee?' 'Tenten, you are going to be my kissie. Deal with it.' Gasp, and what does Icha Icha paradise have to do with anything?! 'OMG NEJI! Look at that!' 'TURN THE PAGE DAMNIT!!' wow, a whole load of crack! -Nejiten oneshot-

Status: complete, updated: 11.28.08

Rating: T

Genre: Humor, Romance

Missy: It is o-ficially out! And complete. Hope you guys liked it! And eek!! I'm so happy for the reviews you guys wrote me!! I feel loved. Again glad you guys enjoyed it!


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Dragon Seal by weaponsmistress1010 reviews
Sasuke finds out he wasn't the last Uchiha after all. Madara is finally out to claim what is rightfully his even if it meant killing everyone who stands in his way. *All chapters edited. Story is rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,541 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Tenten
Be mine? NO WAY! by lilmissmay92 reviews
Neji, an international model and a playboy transfers to a school where he meets Tenten, the only girl on the school that despises him. Which gets Neji interested in her...Story sounds better than the summary. Please Read and Review! NO FLAMES allowed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
The High School Chronicles by LolaAtkinburg reviews
AU. Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Tenten and Temari. High School. This is where the drama starts. Rated for language. ShikaTema, NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, SaiIno, KakaAnko and SuiKa (in later chapters).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 279,500 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
A Beautiful Mess by Ravengal101 reviews
In which Hiashi makes Neji an offer that he can't refuse and Tenten makes the ultimate sacrifice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Young Love by anthropomorphychan reviews
A mission gone wrong. An experimental pill swallowed. Change was in the air - but how the heck is Neji going to survive these next few days when his bestfriend, comrade and support system had changed into something he has had no experience in dealing with
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Tenten, Neji H.
My Old Maid Keeps Dogs by I'm on Indefinite Hiatus reviews
Tenten refuses to let her friends give her a makeover. If she can find a date within the week, she's safe. But what if she finds love on her own? Or with some help from an unexpected source? Mainly NejixTenten, but final pairings are up to reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,632 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Tenten, Neji H.
Call it What You Want by Shroomed reviews
All Tenten wants is a day off, but typically Neji isn't going to let her have her way. She's just going to have to make his life hell until he does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Tenten, Neji H.
On Wings of Love and Steel by echo-WLH reviews
Nejiten. Semi-AU. Shinobi Agent Tenten is forced to pose as a transfer student to a high school to be a secret bodyguard for soon-to-be Hyuuga Software Inc. chairman Hyuuga Neji, who is pursued by members of the Black Market for his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Dangers of Group Projects by Eternal Procrastinator reviews
"Don't make me stab my chopsticks into your eyes. They make for great weapons when need be." - AU -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
ASSUMING makes an ASS out of U and ME by anthropomorphychan reviews
"… and so Gai-sensei, Lee and I have agreed that Tenten would not be appropriate for this mission and would like to request Yamanaka Ino as her replacement." Her eyes widened at the implication of what she heard before they narrowed into angry slits.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Crossing the Middle Line by Scintazzle reviews
You know you're screwed when your ex-girlfriend becomes your new secretary...and you're falling in love with her all over again. Nejiten, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,458 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Misunderstandings by Young Goodman Brown reviews
Neji is frustrated. Unfortunately for him, Tenten thinks she knows why. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Not Another Sasuke Fangirl by I.Deal.In.Dreams reviews
"Let me get this straight, Tenten. You want to pretend to be my…" Sasuke struggled to spit out the distasteful syllables, "…FANGIRL…to make Neji jealous?" And so begins a story of love, chaos, misunderstandings and tomatoes. NejiTen, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,878 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Mine by weaponsmistress1010 reviews
Thanks to Neji and Lee, Konoha suddenly becomes aware of the beauty that lay hidden beneath the childish buns and deadly weapons. Now it seems a lot of the male species want a piece of that alluring beauty. Even a certain red-eyed avenger. A possible rivalry? *In the process of editing all chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,451 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Tenten
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,596 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
For Your Information by scribbles of madness reviews
In which Tenten forces Neji to be the man of her dreams and unwittingly has him fall completely head over heels in love with her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,377 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell or Marriage? by The Ladies Man reviews
It is a boring summer day. There are no missions, no where to go, nothing to do. But...what happens when they all decide to play Truth or Dare with a mix? Let's find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,958 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
2568 by J-demon321 reviews
If your boyfriend cheated on you cause you weren't 'feminine' enough, what would you do?Plan out a revenge of course! Even if this is going to cost you 2568 dollars and your sanity to a white eyed someone...Neji/Ten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,784 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Another Night On The Boardwalk by 3WordsArentEnough reviews
After waiting years for her lover, Tenten decides to move on & agrees to get married. But what happens when on the same day, the person she's been waiting for returns into her life? Oh,love is a complex thing! Sequel to A Night On The Boardwalk NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,152 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Tenten, Neji H.
Dance Partners by SunshineGirl09 reviews
Dance was my life and when my old studio closed down and the hopes of attending Konoha's famous dance school were confirmed, I was psyched, and painfully unaware that I was secretly forced into partner dancing. And not just with anyone. The widely known, stoic, and cunningly "perfect" Neji Hyuuga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 79,633 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Roommates by Metal-Blondie reviews
I'm accepted to the best boarding-school in Japan, I have good teachers that I get along with and my rommates are the two most popular boys in school. It can't be better! ... Hear the sarcasm? NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,467 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A Night On The Boardwalk by 3WordsArentEnough reviews
Sports, friends, family, and school basically sums up Tenten's life. No room for romance at all. Will all of that change when one single fight leads to herself and Neji Hyuga living together? Let's say that Tenten's in for a wonderful time...NejiTen AU :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,183 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
When Love Is The Only Weapon You've Got by scribbles of madness reviews
When Tenten is determined to confess, there is NO stopping her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tenten's Guide to Screwing Yourself Over by KiwiBlossom reviews
Rule number one: Always ask your best friend if she's interested in someone BEFORE having a heated make-out session with said person. NejixTen Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,719 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Crazy for you by GoldenSnowfire reviews
Naka, a college freshman, just got a job as a model for Junk. What she doesn't know is that that girl she works with is her crazy male roomate.
Nosatsu Junkie/悩殺ジャンキー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009
6 Months with the Hyuuga Family by Whipped Coffee reviews
To be loved by someone, by anyone, it makes life shine, like this. -AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,402 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Save Me by Nokito-chan reviews
The only thing that kept him from slipping was the tight hold he had on her hand. NejiTen. Lemon. One-shot.You have been warned. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Wedding Arrangements by ponyvomit.x reviews
Complete// What did she have to lose? She might even make a really good princess. “Alright, daddy. You got yourself a deal.” NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,307 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Way towards the Heart by Merciless Ruby reviews
Everyone’s afraid of him. No one dares to question the new king of Japan. While in search of a wife, his eyes lie upon a poor peasant; but winning her heart is more difficult than ruling a country. Money isn’t the way towards the heart. NejTen R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,619 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Love Much? by rmcHolicxxx reviews
Neji has been acting weird lately, and Tenten has no idea why. He keeps asking her, if she’s hiding anything from him, and she keeps telling him no. Who would have thought that the answer was just under her shirt?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
love fool by ohwhatsherface reviews
KibaIno. Kiba always found that girls cried for the most idiotic reasons, but Ino was just being ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
View the Puppet Master by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Hinata’s sixteenth birthday is coming up, and Neji is expected to have a date for the party. Too bad finding the right girl turns out to be the least of his troubles. NejiTen with a smattering of others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,364 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
30 Kisses Epic by Lady Casper-san reviews
Kyou starts to really notice how much he wants Tohru. Let the fun begin. Update: Chapter 25
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,375 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
And? by xwannaflyx reviews
I can't give you that," she whispered. "And?" he said in his normal, arrogant, cocky manner before bending down to kiss me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Truth be Told by KawaiiWallflower reviews
Haruhi X Tamaki! Haruhi is running errands for the shadow king when she interrupts Tamaki's piano practice! Awkward and sweet moments, LEMON in chapter two!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Boys Soccer Girls by Addicted.x reviews
SasuHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruSaku. The school decides to make an end to the girls’ soccer team, to form a new boys’ team. So why not go to an all boys-school, and play soccer? As a boy? REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
Scribble, Scribble on the Walls by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
Rumors and gossip spread in many different ways. The way girls here spread gossip is through a wall. Of course they're unaware that three of the boys they fight over or insult read what they write. But I only want one girls opinion -NejiTen-Neji's POV-AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
My Back Up Plan by kiwi the almighty reviews
[Highschool Fic] Neji is the cool, young , handsome teacher and Tenten is his feisty student. Can such a forbidden romance survive? AU. NejiTentenSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Little Miss Unforgettable by fallin.sunshine reviews
AU. I'm trying so hard not to love you, I really am, and then KA-BAM! I tripped back into love. — NEJITEN. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,675 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
i think i've fallen in love with my teacher by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
So there’s this really hot student teacher. All the boys love her. All the girls hate her. Is it okay for me to fall head over heels for her? Oh right, I guess I forgot to mention, she’s dating Sasuke Uchiha; captain of the football team. i have NO chance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,378 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Bobby Pins by fluffypenguinscandy reviews
-Charming Junkie- A bunch of Naka and Umi's moments, clustered and tangled together in unpredictable ways, some connected and some not, like the jumbled hair pins on the dresser. NxU
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Dear Manjournal, by Guttersnipe reviews
Neji deals with his awakening hormones as best he can: by writing in a diary."I fear a coup. But it only involves myself. I believe my body is turning on me, planning a hostile takeover that I might not be able to quell. My body, it’s...doing things."NXT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
We'll Start the Bidding at 1,000 Dollars by turtlechick reviews
Who ever came up with the idea to auction off the most popular guys in school... is a genius." Drabble, two-shot thing I think AU NejiTen, minor SasuSaku. T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Oh, Hell, and No by maravelous reviews
AU; Where three plus three equals one. — SasuHinaNaru, NejiTen & ShikaTema ; Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,514 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Tenten - Complete
Screwing with Heaven by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Crack! He was doing what every single man in the Fire Country wanted to do. To Screw with Heaven, and not feel it's wrath. “Do you want Tenten's secrets or not? 'Cause if you do, I suggest shutting your damn mouth with duck tape. Silver side up dawg."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Shinobi High Year 3 by Higura Natume reviews
Omg Year 3! Last year in my series. Pairings aren't going to change. Appearance of Suika and maybe Sakotayu. on HIATUS since I'm getting sick of the stories unrealisticness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,020 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
Models, Vets, and Love by Kiwipie reviews
OH MY GOD. Me, a trainee vet, just ran over a famous model’s dog. Out of all the dogs I could’ve run over, it just had to be Neji Hyuuga’s dog. Nejiten and side Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Words of Greatness by lovagirl132 reviews
Tenten finds Neji alone in the training grounds. What does this have to do with minds, cut's, kisses, and...great words? Oneshot. NejiTen TenNeji NejixTen TenxNeji NejixTenten TentenxNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
DARE by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Tenten is moving to Konoha.Preparing for a new school isn't easy especially when your bestfriend dares you to pretend to be a guy for the first semester.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
early bird gets the worm by maravelous reviews
AU; "It's raining again today." — NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
OMG, Konoha High! by Ariados reviews
Kiba loves Ino who loves Sasuke who Sakura also loves, and Gaara loves Hinata who loves Naruto who loves Sakura who loves Sasuke who Ino loves, while Ino also loves Neji who loves Tenten. There's no logic in damn Konoha High. HighSchoolFic. NARUHINA
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,510 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dateless And Desperate Dunce by Hyuchiha Ruki reviews
This is totally whacked. Neji Hyuga, my best friend and the dork I’ve known to have a thing for Hermoine Granger in sixth grade, was giving me a look only a pretty boy made. And he's offering kissing lessons. Wanted: A Date for Tenten. AU HS NejiTen fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,851 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Fortuneteller by Goldberry reviews
The things you've lost will eventually come back to you: past, present, and future. AU NejiTen, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,248 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Unattainable by CallMeClandestine reviews
Tenten wanted an ending she knew they couldn't have, and Neji only made it harder for her to walk away. But their first kiss marked the end of her hopes. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Panda and Chocolate goes fusion by Iscatian reviews
NejiTen. Beware of OOC-ness. Tenten starts high school. On her way she bumps into... Yes who? Stalkers, youth and glacial passion. Where will this end? Another High School story to add to your collection. Warning: The chapters get longer in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,754 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Study Break by Saadia Mirage reviews
Haruhi and Tamaki attempt to study for their exams together, but end up taking an extensive study break instead. A fluffy one-shot lemon in the "Courtship" timeline.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Pass the Kiss on by Kiwipie reviews
It's Valentines' Day. Tenten's friends are sick, so she has to deliver their presents to their crushes for them. Unfortunately for Tenten, she's oblivious to the game their crushes are playing with her. Pass the Kiss on. Nejiten oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Culinary Love by infinite vertigo reviews
Hi there! I'm the owner of a small but successful bakery. My name is Tenten and... 'NARUTO, STOP CHASING SASUKE WITH THAT PAN' I hired a new pastry chef, the name of Hyuuga Neji, and I just... might love him. NejiTen AU[WARNING: MAJOR OOC][Rating T to M]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,057 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
All I did was brush my teeth! by accented reviews
The Hyuuga clan has certain rules one must follow. If one fails to comply, they are risking everything. Everything being one's longtime crush, voice of reason, and...sanitary habits? NejiTen OneShot. Tenten POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Drowning by Goldberry reviews
They were at the pool practicing drowning. [Team Gai]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Plans for a Seduction by kaotic312 reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Psst! by Arkana reviews
Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Neji's Boxer by MisSs005 reviews
4 A.M.:A suspicious person has been located in our favourite Hyuuga’s chambers..Could it be this particular famous weaponmistress? Could he,she possible survive the Hyuuga’s wrath? And TenTen.. just what the heck are YOU doing with NEJI’s undie? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Kitty Kitty by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen trans. request. A story of settling down and its whys and wherefores as shown by Tenten's, uh, violated cat named Kitty Kitty.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
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30 Fun Things to do in an Elevator reviews
When you leave a list, Naruto, and everybody else together, you get a crap load of stories to tell to your cute, innocent grandchildren. Just for kicks, with unrealistic humor crack . High School AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U., Tenten
Love like this reviews
That's why you keep on running in and out of my mind. As the years they'll roll by, baby now I know why, I keep on coming back to you.' Chapter 19 is up! Last chapter! Please R&R -Nejiten-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,002 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Put your lips like this reviews
Neji! Kissing as a battle against Lee' 'Tenten, you are going to be my kissie. Deal with it.' Gasp! and what in the world does 'Icha Icha paradise' have to do with it? 'Turn the page dammit' A whole lot a crack. R&R please! -Nejiten oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
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