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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

May 28, 2012- Hey my peeps. Sorry i havent been on in a while. I'm working on rewriting You Say What Happened? cause my writing style drastically changed so i gotta fix it all!

January 3, 2013- Hey guys. I'm struggeling through, like I promised. I'm really not a big Twilight fic-er anymore, but a promise is a promise, and I will finish. Soon. Maybe. At any rate, I have a new obsession. Doctor Who. Beautiful series really. I love it. So I will do my best to finish updating my stories to present-writing style, and then I'll probably disappear somewhere, off to Whovian land or something. Bye for now!

From Life:

"This is what happens when you put two fanfiction authors together." my friend maximum-ride-23 to an un-twilight fanatic friend on a random outburst between the two of us about werepires.

From Fanfics:

"“Ew, he’s sticking his nose all over the window again!” cried Lily in dismay. “There is nothing I hate more than having to clean the Dark Lord’s nose prints off my windows.” She pouted." Peeping Tom, a Harry Potter fic.

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The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,406 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Life of a Phoenix by Shriayle reviews
What if Bella was always one of the Volturi? What if she wasn't born in the twenty-first century, but in the ninth, in medieval England? What if her siblings were the infamous witch twins—Jane and Alec? And what has time planned to test out the three's sibling bond? AU: starts in 800 AD. Rated T for innuendos, violence, occasional language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 240,861 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 8/2/2020 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Bella, Alec, Jane - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5796 - Favs: 8,024 - Follows: 6,060 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
SPECIES unknown by xPaige Turnerx reviews
"Trust me, dating a vampire and having a wolf for a brother are the LEAST complicated aspects of my life. Every now and then my nose re-enacts the elevator scene from The Shining, and I randomly wake up in the woods. Normal was shot to Hell a long time ago."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 137,381 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 4/20/2017 - [Alice, Bella]
Pillar to Post by Duochanfan reviews
Harry's first year is over and now Vernon is sending him to a Great Aunt he has never heard about. But this kind woman sending Harry to her youngest son and his Partner. But its not all an easy road.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,737 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Harry P. - Complete
Season of the Witch by DylantheRabbit reviews
Two powerful and temperamental witches will forge a new Britain, But first the old one has to burn. Volume 2 of the Cassandra Evans story. Lots of intrigue, plotting and murderous adventure with a good deal of romance along the way. Dark FemHarry, FemVoldemort and of course Femslash as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,917 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Harry P., Susan B.
A New Cullen Life by CriminalBones92 reviews
*Book 2 *Sequel to 'A New Cullen Sister' Amelia's change was inevitable. After living with the Cullens for several months, her health deteriorated to the point that Carlisle had no choice but to change her, or the family would have to face losing her again, this time permanently. How will Amelia cope with her new life? What does the future hold for the Cullen family?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,688 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Carlisle, Esme, OC
You Will be Mine by Speklez reviews
The Volturi doesn't give second chances. They also don't take no for an answer. OOC/AU Demetri/Bella All normal disclaimers apply
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,235 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 310 - Published: 3/7/2017 - [Demetri, Bella] - Complete
Remember by rlsa reviews
After the war, Hermione is unable to find a way to restore her parents' memories, so she enters Cambridge in hopes that a pharmacology degree will allow her to formulate a potion that will work. She's paired with a Parisian student who has the same goals, work ethic and knowledge typically used to brew potions. JKR owns Harry Potter. I'm playing in the sandbox. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Silent World of Cassandra Evans by DylantheRabbit reviews
The letter changed it all for the orphaned, abused little runaway with the messy black hair and the green, green eyes. Cassie's life was going to change but with vengeful teachers, manipulative headmasters and an uncaring wizarding world would it be for the better. Dark but not evil or overpowered FemHarry, eventual Femslash. Pretty close to canon apart from the obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 195,421 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Inter-House Mystery Pen-Pal Extravaganza! by SalazarInADress reviews
After the worst year for inter-house violence since 1728, Dumbledore takes serious action. Snape isn't happy about it, but then he never is - could his new pen-pal change that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 11/14/2016 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
A New Cullen Sister by CriminalBones92 reviews
*Book 1* It has been a few months since the last encounter between the Cullens and the Volturi. Carlisle and Esme travel to New York for a medical conference. Alice has predicted that they will return to Forks with a new member to their family, a chronically ill human at that. With the Volturi battle still fresh in their minds, how will everyone cope with the new addition?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 74 - Words: 173,569 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Carlisle, Esme, OC - Complete
Will you be ready when it comes? by hopeful wager reviews
PostBD. In vengeance, Renesmee takes a life, forcing the Cullens to flee from Forks. In their new home in Maine, however, another recognizes what they are, and knows why the Volturi fear hybrids above all beings. The mysterious ancient also holds keys to the past that may help the Cullens defeat their foes once and for all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,113 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Complete
The Hope of Family by Duochanfan reviews
Mrs Hudson could never imagine that finding a small child in the back yard of 221 Baker Street. A little boy with no family, and her Boys doing the unexpected and opening their hearts to him, and their home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,228 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Harry P. - Complete
Fated Meetings by Duochanfan reviews
Sherlock is investigating a new case, when it comes to interviewing the victim's son, he meets Captain John H. Watson for the first time. This is only the beginning of a relationship that will define them both. (Eventual Johnlock.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,914 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mycroft H. - Complete
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 5,031 - Follows: 4,326 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Bitter Memories by J1998 reviews
When Edward left and Jacob imprinted, Bella's life became cursed with bitter immortality. She encounters the tragedy of a human family and finds a new purpose in her life by taking care of Renesmee. When she bumps into the Cullens once more, she refuses to associate with them as long as she was responsible for Renesmee. But how can she ignore them...when they love her too?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,745 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Detective of Azkaban by randomperson5972 reviews
It has been twelve years since the infamous Sherlock Holmes was discovered to be a fake, orchestrating strings of crimes to appear a genius as he revealed the solution to each case. Now, Harry Potter is about to start his third year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with his friends Ron and Hermione, unaware of the danger that is headed his way...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,535 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pas de Trois by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward and Bella were the perfect dance partners at one of the top ballet academies in the World; unstoppable, unbeatable and utterly, beautifully passionate. But after a horrific betrayal she must take a scholarship to the school of Edward's arch rival, Jacob Black. All three must learn that partnerships may change but the past, with all it's passion and secrets, never will. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 214,615 - Reviews: 4851 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reflection by Team Edward Rules All reviews
When a mysterious bronze-haired boy appears to be trapped in the mirror in Bella's room, how is she supposed to free him? What is she supposed to do when she falls in love with someone who doesn't even seem real?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,463 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Laundry Lessons by Squibstress reviews
When the Hogwarts house-elves are felled by a virus, the students are recruited to help with the Hogwarts laundry and find out that outward appearances can be deceiving. A humorous octuple drabble: 8 parts comprising 100 words each.. Starring the Golden Trio Neville and assorted Hogwarts staff. Warning for adolescent humor and an excess of silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Daniels and the Order of Shadows by blade625 reviews
Harry is the older twin brother of Christopher Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. After that Halloween, his parents forget about him in favor of Chris. After he overhears his parents talking about doing something terrible to him, he runs. He becomes Harry Daniels
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,041 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 1,353 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A STRANGER AND HER SYMPATHY by Muggleborn-lp reviews
A miserable 17 year old, Harry Potter searches for the truth after two strangers come to his life one night and tell him that he's been missing for two years... and oh... they mentioned something about being a Wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,949 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,516 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,138 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 12,665 - Follows: 5,121 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Moment Of Truth: Twilight Edition by d.sunny.d reviews
The Cullen Family and Bella are applied for Moment Of Truth! Yes, that mortal show with all those people degrading themselves by being forced to answer embarrassing questions. Only chaos can occur. Very random. Rated T for language. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2008
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
To catch a falling star by Red1113 reviews
Could Jasper actually catch a falling star? One-shot! Pure fluff but not pointless
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Awkward: A Bella and Edward Story by Lady Nightfeather reviews
Just a little one-shot about an incident between Bella and Edward in the summer between twilight and new moon, Bella's having a rough period, alice had something planned, bella and edward watch a movie and things get awkward :D enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome To Mythological Studies by Nitlon reviews
The Cullens take an elective course...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,358 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Dog Days of Summer by Lost in Believing reviews
CoWritten with Friends For Life Literally. The first truly hot day in a long while, and Bella wants to fry eggs on the sidewalk. When that doesn’t work, she tries to make her breakfast on another heat sorce...Her hot werewolf friend, Jacob Black. One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
What Just Happened by xoxoPrincess.Ai reviews
LJ. How weird could a game of Truth or Dare GET?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Inspiration by DisorderlyandPunk reviews
She shivered involuntarily, her hands coming to press against his hard chest. She didn’t know what she was supposed to do. There was a feeling in the pit of her stomach that had never been there before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/17/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Peeping Tom by dying.to.find.out reviews
Lily and James are plagued by a 'Peeping Tom'...in more ways than one. Yet another L/J one-shot...enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Lily's Attention by Colie88 reviews
James wants Lily's attention. He comes up with a plan to do so using the Seven Deadly Sins. Will he get what he wants? Done for the Seven Deadly Sins Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Very Subtle by AnimalAddictions reviews
Lily Evans finally admits her feelings for a certain Marauder Head Boy, after he settles for being just her friend. Will it be happily ever after or a broken-hearted Valentine's Day for Lily and James? LExJP, SBxOC, RLxOC. V-day 1-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Truth or Truth by fictiouswrighter reviews
If I could do anything, it would be to kiss you in the middle of the street on the rainest day of the year. L/J oneshot. Read and Review. and meet my muse... sort of
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
He Forgot My Birthday! by opungo reviews
Oneshot. James seems to have forgotten all about Lily's birthday and that has Lily inexplicably seeing red.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9732 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let Them Gather by silver drip reviews
Edward fell in love with Bella, but she wasn't just an ordinary human. Of course, she didn't know that until sometime after he left her and never returned. See what happens when two fates collide for a second time. Read and review. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,348 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Next July Fools Day by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
SEQUEL TO JULY FOOLS DAY? Bella's a big bad vamp now, and she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. With a new power and newborn superstrength, anything can happen. And you can rest assured that something will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Bye Jake! by Tiger-Lilly162 reviews
Just random one-shots about how I would like Bella to ditch Jake in Breaking Dawn. Pure Jacob hatred in here, so if you're Team Jake, don't read. Rated T for harshness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Slight Insanity formerly Jasper & the Bookclub by RockstarLife reviews
When Jasper is offered a job at the Forks High School library he meets some strange stalker like girls. But what happens when these girls are not what the Cullens thought they were? randomness, and Cullen crazyness! formerly Jasper & the Book Club R&R! oo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
The Room Of Doom by MonkeyMojo reviews
The Cullens are invited to Volterra to observe a vampire reality television show... but they don't know just how much they will be participating. Then, just when things start looking up... BOOM. Now they're in a game show... Anybody want a tortoise? Mmm..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
Edward Gets a Job by SilyBeautifulOversensitiveGirl reviews
This was originally part of Really Random Twilight, but it was longer than I thought, so now it's it's own story! Yay! Anyway, the Cullen's get jobs..it will definetly be interesting. LAST CHAPTER EDWARD! Prepare for random greatness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,231 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Going Bananas! by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Twilight goes topsy turvy when a mysterious force reverses some forces of attraction...forcefully...written for yayme2012's BellaXBanana challenge. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
21 Reasons why by Obsessive Vampire Stalker reviews
basic drables on how much i hate jacob, for now at least
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2007
Happenstance by SCOOTERBUG1986 reviews
Just before leaving Hogwarts for good, Draco and a fellow student share a night in the tower together. Little did Draco know, that night made him a father. What happens when he bumps into her and the baby, one year later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 135,911 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Unplanned Pregnancies by jankmusic reviews
Hogwarts has seen Werewolves to Goblins. From Goblins to Muggleborn Witches and Wizards. From Muggleborn Witches and Wizards to half and half. But when a prank is played, can it handle the outcome? Two Pregnant Teenage Wizards and Witch? MPREG...Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,599 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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I need help reviews
Please help me find a story! Descrition inside
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/10/2018 - Complete
The Unexpected
One-shot. Neville finds himself in a predicament, but will more come from it than he thinks? Slight Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Damaged Goods reviews
Formerly You Say WHAT Happened? made some much needed corrections, and actually finished it. Bella has a secret in Phoenix, one that only herself and her step-father know. She makes a radical change to her lifestyle, to attempt to get away from this secret. Will it work? CAUTION: violence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Say WHAT Happened? reviews
We all know the story of why Bella moved to Forks. What if it was for a different reason? What if Phil brutally abused Bella? This is the story of what happens to a broken girl. Undergoing renovation! Rewrite complete, and under my profile as "Damaged Goods"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Random Oneshots reviews
Random one-shots that pop into my head when I'm bored. Lots of randomness ensues!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Jacob, Paul
Traveling Soldier reviews
All human story, set in an alternate time period. Inspired by the song "Traveling Soldier" by the Dixie Chicks. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete